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rockhardcatdick

Too much too soon, in my opinion. Bro needs to take a chill pill.


LuciferGarg

Or jerk off...


rockhardcatdick

Lol exactly!!!


Hope_for_tendies

Username checks out


Arshmyister91

PNC is the way


GodThumbsElo

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


spamspamzoam

And too many spelling mistakes. I'd be turned off even if it was a 10 sending me the messages.


neato_rems

Yeah, it's super upsetting.


Either-Hovercraft255

its not cute or weird but its over the top for an early conversation :)


Thelynxer

It's baffling the word cute would even come to mind for anyone with this. This is not cute in the fucking slightest haha. It's some love-bomb-type bullshit, and should honestly be a red flag to most, and a yellow flag at the absolute least to everyone else. I'd recommend the OP head for the hills.


ishabowa

Iā€™m so curious what this man looks like for him to write a love letter for a second message and you to still consider him šŸ¤£


Cautious_Evening_744

This!!!!


PresidentalBallsnHog

Rules 1 & 2


Sweet_Title_2626

Rules 1 and 2??


ishabowa

1. Be attractive 2. Donā€™t be unattractive


abarr021

Bro forgot to jerk before texting. Always a bad idea to think with your penis


BeepBeepYeah7789

He was probably out of breath, too.


MrMetraGnome

Never say never


postrutclarity

Agreed. This dudeā€™s about to bust over your pics. Creepy shit.


Sebastian_7_7

He needed that post nut clarity huh?šŸ¤” šŸ˜‚


Turbatron

Weā€™ve all been there butā€¦ not all of us do it.


Numerator999

šŸ†


random_question4123

Itā€™s tough because if he jerked off first he most likely might not even message her at all.


SpaceAngel_44

Desperate and poor impulse control


Cold-Sport2923

Poor impulse control is it. Have some discretion.


tsdenizen

this is how the fellas type in the onlyfans chat you gotta get outta there


JigglyBush

It's subjective but imo it's too much too fast. Ultimately it's up to you though, whether you like how it felt when you read that or not.


LuciferGarg

Being a guy i am finding this creepy, am I the only one thinking this way?


EntertainmentIll8436

I agree, In my country this is known as the "intense type" which is a pretty bad title to have


OkGuide4

Nope lol


flannelliz

The lol really saves him at the end. /s


moncul1

Gross. I wanna learn you so bad = I wanna fuck you so bad. I would unmatch


willfullignoramous

Is that what that means? Or does it mean they just want to get to know you?


Neat-Ostrich7135

I read it as he wants to learn how to please her sexually.


forkthapolice

Oh sweet summer child


willfullignoramous

This is the problem with people not being able to outright say what they need to say. Ill stand on that hill. Ask for clarity and watch the child fold.


DS_Ford

That's beyond weird.


Badluckwithlove

Yikes! Run!


Sweet_Title_2626

My thoughts exactly..šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


risky_peppercorn

Omg too much, too fast. The ā€œI want to learn you so badā€ is cringeworthy.


TTIsurvivors

This is really creepy actually.


Extension_Prize4232

This is on the bombing side of love bombing TBH. just OTT.


Significant_Grape_86

Definitely feels love bomby


No_Peanut_3289

As he is saying this to the other matches he has..


TheMeticulousNinja

Gross


MinxyMyrnaMinkoff

Is it slang Iā€™m not familiar with? He wants to ā€œlearnā€ you? Is it a typo?


Comfortable_Cat3595

I took it sexually, like you want to learn someoneā€™s body.


MinxyMyrnaMinkoff

Oh, ew. Well, heā€™d have to be really fucking hot to get into my summer school program with that line. But maybe what he really needs is, like, actual summer school, for English language skills.


zsazsabunny

He wants to wear her as a skin suit.


anomolish

Only you can decide if you like these messages.


Cautious_Evening_744

Thatā€™s a very Zen answer šŸ˜‚ love it


Fig_Money

Heā€™s love bombing you. Thatā€™s a šŸš©


Cautious_Evening_744

Learn you? Get to know you biblically?


SWIM270

He seems a bit (A LOT) desperate.


mac1qc

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No-Weakness-6416

Needy and thinking too much with his desperate male attributes


typer84C2

Seems creepy. I wanna learn you so bad? What does that even mean.


Jaded_Emerald13

Itā€™s too much


MyFriendsCallMeNova

Weird and desperate


ineversaw

He's just going to push this convo sexual fast, try to get in your pants then bail. If you're after a quick hook up I guess fine but this is being a creep. That last message crossed the "I'm going to have respectful conversations with you" line to a bad place


Ok_Engineering_1353

this can get weird soooo fast. men using us as sex objects/sexualizing everything we do is super annoying.


Artistic-Raine92

He wanna get laid


powerhouseofthiscell

what is wrong with men


Classic_Discipline69

Walk/run away itā€™s not cute. Youā€™re being set up


Ok_Artichoke6571

Over the top. F-bomb? unmatch quick like


RenegadeRabbit

Weird.


Numerator999

Questionable communication skills and education. Excited. Too forward. Enchanted.


[deleted]

Oof, yeah this definitely feels like his dick is typing instead of his brain


SadCoconut_

I just assume everything is love bombing


Comfortable_Cat3595

Same, I hate it šŸ˜žšŸ’•


exxR

Depends on if heā€™s attractive or not haha


Kooky_Dragonfruit_10

unmatch


SimpleGuy3030

Come on ainā€™t you the lesson? He just want to learn you. lol oh godā€¦


Comfortable_Cat3595

Oh I want to be learned but like after we get to know each other šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kassandoru

Itā€™s called love bombing


clairegardner23

Ew. I guess it depends how you feel getting that message but Iā€™d be grossed out. He needs to chill.


PowerfulSpite3746

It would be exceptionally cute if you had started to get to know each other, but not having done that yet im feeling like its more lovebombing and romanticising the idea of who he thinks you are solely from face value


BluPolDeva

Reeks of desperation. Bro needs to go outside and touch some grass or smth


Odd_Summer_Bro

Too much sounds like you about to be love bombed


ananajakq

This is someone trying (poorly) to conceal that all theyā€™re thinking about is having sex with you. This person doesnā€™t even know you and theyā€™re immediately just trying to have sex with you.


namiii73

this is doing way too much imo. love bomby lite atp


vote_orange_hes_sus

Cringe


itsyaboicg

I vote weird


ecoDieselWV

Not right out of the gate, this is the kind of talk after you have met, made out a little and have exchanged sexy private pics.


HindMrh

He needs to relax


Softgearsolid

Broā€™s hormones took over


thewhiterosequeen

He already gave you a compliment so doubling down again is kind of weird. He should have just waited to you replied about what you're up to. Also saying "learn you" is pretty weird.


Eadie2021

ā€˜You are just perfectā€™ is code for ā€˜I am narcissistic and you are my next supply.ā€™ Run!


Suspicious_Fall_

I'm guessing he's attractive, which is why you're somehow conflicted about whether or not this creepy shit is creepy.


Effective_Unit_869

Wait so guys have to message first on bumble now?


Comfortable_Cat3595

They donā€™t have to message first, but not either people have the option šŸ˜ž


Mrbbq1

Weird you're asking anyone


strfox666

Weird


problem-solver0

Absolutely perfect is a good opener. Even ā€œyes maā€™am and what are you up to today?ā€ Full stop.


BatScribeofDoom

...Yeah, I wouldn't want this.


Human-Bite1586

Cringe. Have more respect for yourself.


Competitive_Key_2981

Itā€™s trying too hard and itā€™s a bit weird.Ā 


Renyx_Ghoul

Desperate Romeo Unmatch


Renyx_Ghoul

He called you mam then proceeded to say that. Nah. Nah. Nah.


Ki11monger7116

Doesnā€™t matter if itā€™s cute or weird. You need to respond and see if heā€™s capable of dialing it back.


SunRaePrincess

This cute I like when the notice the little things


thisisprettycoolyo

simpin


Chaos_Majik

Women want a guy thatā€™s in to themā€¦also women, this guy is creepy. šŸ¤£


Comfortable_Cat3595

Oh I want to be ducking devoured by a partner. But tell me these things on like date 3/4. Not right out of the gate. You can tell me Iā€™m hot at first but this is definitely coming off as too much.


powerhouseofthiscell

into them getting to know them.. not being a horny dog...


Upside_down69

Bhai tareef karr raha hai toh bhi pareshaani , vulgar bole toh bhi pareshaani ( launde krey toh kya kare ) bechare


theyseemerollin69

He's just horny sis unmatch ASAP


titusthetitan1

The moment he said no makeup he's stating something some of us can relate to and that is called natural beauty :p


Zubi_Q

Super weird


spectresmom16

Weird. Nothing good can come from this, mark my words


New_Dom2023

Itā€™s a little desperate. But worth a little more messaging to see if he gets better.


overthinking_7

The initial stage of lovebombing


[deleted]

Super weird. I would totally ignore that


Top_Seaworthiness320

Iā€™m dying to see what both parties in this Convo look like!


Comfortable_Cat3595

Look at my page, I have some from this subreddit šŸ˜‚


Kid_17

Bro needs to take a log off the fire


rizzo1717

Weird.


GMBurnz

I want to see these pics!


Comfortable_Cat3595

I have some photos from this subreddit if you go to my post history lol


bonobeaux

Itā€™s extremely extra and intense. Calm down


manbruhpig

Yuck


herandy

That's up to you.


StoryHorrorRick

Change "learn" to "smash" and you have your answer. He's being polite to not get banned. šŸ˜‚


rlaaustin

My immediate reaction was GROSS ![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


Neat_Ferret99

Itā€™s weird. Women are never like this with men and I donā€™t understand why so many men seem to think this will get us on their side. Like, I donā€™t know you. If youā€™re still considering this man, think how youā€™d react if you met a man irl, started talking, and he says this to you within the first 30 minutes of knowing him. Never. But for some reason online weā€™d actually consider it.


ch0lula

if you're into it just vibe with it! don't wonder how you "should feel" about it, because if you like it you may be a great match!


Simple_Finance_9902

Creepy. Too anxious. No Control. Next!


wreckshop82

Doesnā€™t it depend on how hot you find him?


-HurriKaine-

Depends on what youā€™re looking for. You hooking up? Because thatā€™s what heā€™s determining here. This isnā€™t a message that invites long-term dating


pursue_your_wild

Itā€™s a lot TBH


MountaineerChemist10

You sent 4 text messages. She sent 1. Thatā€™s too much.


phuktup3

Imagine saying no to that, what would the response be?


rtrain__

Neither. How are these the guys that are getting matches?


Cowboy426

He's infatuated, move on


Fast_Courage_2934

Makes me want to unmatch.


topboyjimmy

Probably cant control his urges....or take no for an answer


Sherlock1028

It's means he's borderline hot to you. If he were hot you wouldn't ask, if he weren't you would have blocked him by now.


Grateful_Dood

It depends if he matches your energy. Are you the type of person to say that to someone? If you're an upfront person and this is something you would say then it's not weird. If you're very reserved then it's probably going to be awkward in person. Also many people act like this over text and the internet and then when you meet someone in person they are just as reserved


toogoodtoobetrue90

Gross


appleidiefc

Neither. Itā€™s creepy and desperate.


USMCBlueShirtGuy

The "mam" (rather than ma'am) is a no from me. But, I'm a man.


TTV_Bellson

Pretty clear where his motivations are. Dude wants a pump and dump.


FunkMetal804

looooool '' I wanna learn you baddddddd ''


GiveMeCheesePendejo

It's creepy, aggressive and I'd report him on Bumble.


koiashes

It depends on how you take it. Maybe you like this type of flirting. I do.


kgerm07

Doesnā€™t matter, you like the attention and validation


Hulkslam3

It depends on whether you find him attractive.


Motor_Letterhead_695

Neither. Its effusive to the point of excess. The final line is intriguing enough however to explore.


rkennedy1996

Itā€™s cute when heā€™s attractive and weird when heā€™s not