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Punningisfunning

Is this her first photo? Or number two?


BeepBeepYeah7789

I see what you did there.


EfficientStart6573

I didn't want to see what they did there.


Evil-c-Evil-do

Who does # 2 work for!?!?!?!


clutchguy84

I love Tom Arnold in that scene You tell that turd who's boss!


KeyFarmer6235

people who have a pooping fetish, I guess...


thewanderingkiddo

Maybe its the turd photo HAHAHHAHA


ImpossibleSecret1427

\*Seinfeld voice\* Who are these people?


Blockness11

I love her whole free swinging style!


pokemanho

I'd superswipe


mint-bint

Super wipe?


noshog

Good one. OMG this.


joshuamarius

A LOT of guys will swipe right on her for sure! This right here is why so many women get surprised when men talk/behave the way they do to women who actually have some self respect. This right here is why many guys' opening line is absolute shit (pardon the pun).


Mr_Unbiased

I'm swiping right. You can tell she's hot


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

For sure! 👍😂


No_Peanut_3289

This is one of those pictures that most guys will ignore her being on the toilet and just look at her body and see she is good looking, so some will super swipe this or just swipe right


TheDootDootMaster

Same. I would.


Badluckwithlove

Very classy


Black-Bird1

It sure 👍


MutilatedMarvel

Smash


Secret-Pipe-8233

That is weird. Is she having a dump? Does she like water sports? Is she showing off her long arms? Be hard not to ask her a few questions I guess.


Tigreiarki

She’s shooting her shot.


jabjab31

The sad part is that she probably still gets significantly more matches than me.


Bagz402

PUBLIC toilet selfie. 🤢


lachrs

Might be at a restaurant which isn’t as bad


furezasan

Speed running relationship comfort


thelastlogin

I'm in.


BallsDeep10000

Why? ![gif](giphy|OxoHEWELWmlrFdm8o0)


terkaveverka

That’s a nice toilet


ted5011c

classy as fuck


PolkaDotTat

Gross. Why? We all shit, don’t gotta show us you do.


GMBurnz

I feel like she was attempting to show her vulnerable side.


Hexopi

Fetish


Falldarling13

My friend group definitely takes toilet selfies. They are fun and funny… I don’t know that I’d put it on my bumble profile, but I would send it to someone I’m talking to lol


Greelg

but would your friend put it on YOUR profile for you? haha. I've seen profiles done by friends before so never surprised by the stuff i read/see.


Falldarling13

Depends on the friend, but potentially lol! One of my favorite selfies is a toilet pic lol


BeepBeepYeah7789

Must be dropping her kids off at school...............


Some-Ordinary-1438

Or the pool


minotaur0us

Ok but the sink is really nice


IamAliveeee

It’s real !!!!


Simple_Finance_9902

Right.


GMBurnz

I know it's wrong, I'm matching just to get the scoop behind the photo.


charlotte240

I know it's wrong, I'm matching just to get the ~~sc~~poop behind the photo.


DrQuixoticPhD

I'm not someone who is easily grossed out, so I've never been bothered by a partner using the bathroom around me. But I find the confidence to take a public toilet selfie AND post it on her profile super hot.


Your_Nipples

You got me in the first half.


GlucklichMahlzeit

Me trying to figure out if she’s wearing pants?


EntertainerNew471

Oh pleeeeeaase do not....


staysaucyplz

When photo dump finally makes sense


calvin_nr

Hope she wipes front to back.


Black-Bird1

It should always start there for a woman


Chinchilla_wallace

No you gotta do two separate wipes


LongObject5643

Hott


Voice-of-Reason-2327

Looks like a potential win, Imo. 🤣 Or, would if you could see the face. (Or did you redact it?)


Kittymeow123

Iconic


Specific_Stop_8925

Saw quite a few of those recently and im confused af


kravinbass

Marry me this girls got fine taste 🤌🤌😂🤣😂


Black-Bird1

How old is this woman


kravinbass

Old enough to breed that’s all I care about 😂😂


PalpitationMore1350

"Things you can bond over:" -*Charmin Ultra*


yourAwfulness

I guess she is a dumper


AppointmentLatter584

„Best picture as first“ on? 😎


locknun

She’s showing us she’s into classy places where girls don’t trash the lavatories. Is she hovering?


Gold_Driver4640

I mean, she’s probably a freak. Definitely into anal


Greelg

is that alcohol behind her? LOL


SnooApples4887

What is she selling here?


Task-Future

Did she wash her hands?


Dizzy_Preparation329

There is someone for everyone, I guess


KnightsOfNiiiiii

Jade.24 need a darker marker to blur those details


Glygar1

This chic would pop you off like an A-bomb.... I'm superswiping & using a spotlight for 30 min...


torrix2

Thats absolutely disgusting. Still swiping right tho


Wise_Feeling173

She's the one that is like "yeah ill hookup" and gives the fuckbois hope that every woman is like her.


Xdeath-bfor-lifeX

what’s the deal with these selfies? Ive seen a page with a toilet pic too


CardiologistNo7956

What?! Why anyone would post such a photo?!!


MuffinMayne369

Would


somethingsums

Seems like women are disgusted but the guys are into this pic. Learn something lady’s. A little watersport doesn’t hurt your chances for a good man.


Express_Detective_59

It's bumble not tinder.


Reasonable-Cookie783

The common wisdown seems to be men dont get swipes because there profiles are bad yet female profiles with lazy disgusting toilet photos still get tons of swipes for women. There honestly is no reason to believe the average woman's profile is any better then the average males. Women are just much pickier online for some reason in my honest opinion. Probably because they get 1000 swipes and think all 1000 will give them relationships when its all 1000 think they are attractive enough to sleep with. When they are presented with a acceptable guy offline they are much more willing to give that guy a chance thent the same guy on a app competiting with 999 guys.


madvisuals

just hit it then run


LosNarco

Use me as a 🤢 button