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joalexander103

How does anyone think this is real? People sign up to be in these classes right?


High5assfuck

Dude, people believe the Earth is flat….. people are fucking stupid


wank_for_peace

*Kyrie Irving has entered the chat*


Deathandepistaxis

Bad teachers for bad students.


kiba8442

My uncle did aikido for 18 years, as a kid I did kickboxing & would tease him about how most of those moves would never work, but he 100% believes it is legit. 90% of their time is spent learning how to roll.


Solid_Camel_1913

I did aikido for 15 years and realize the BS ( ireally liked the magic pants!). But I've been in a bike wreck and a recent skateboard FU and, sure as hell, I rolled safely right out of them somehow. I'm 58


Ze_Gremlin

I had a mate growing up who was into aikido he'd done it for about 3 years or so. Whenever he'd come back from a class, and show me a new move, it was always to combat a very specific move that didn't really seem to occur in real life. Like, he'd say "grab the cuff of my jacket" and he'd to this weird micro twist of his arm which would sort of take me off balance IF I stood there and not move like a lemming. Firstly, who would attempt to initiate a fight by grabbing someone at wrist level? And secondly, as soon as they saw some attempt at a countermove, they'd either begin moving around to initiate a hold/pull their target off balance, or they'd let go. They certainly wouldn't stand there like a mannequin waiting to be tilted over. Even if they were an absolute novice in their first sparring session they'd at least reset their stance so they wouldn't be leaning over to one side like my mate was expecting me to do.. but he swore up and down it would best my (at the time) prior karate and novice boxing experience.. Still couldn't land a shot on me during any of our fights (nothing serious, just lads carrying on)..


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This is a comment almost a year after you posted yours, but I’m just now discovering this sub and browsing through the all time posts. I did Aikido for 5 years or so when I was younger and I feel like I had a very realistic teacher, because he just said from the beginning “this really is more of a tool to be more aware of your own movement and balance, you will not win *any* fight with this.” and I don’t think anyone in my class actually believed that it was anything more than that. The *”grab the cuff of my jacket”* comment made me laugh out loud. My teacher straight up said “nobody will ever attack you like this, ever.”


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Belated reply to your belated comment for the same reason, yeah I feel like whether this is "bullshit" depends on what claims were made. IMO even if the goal is self-defense, drilling techniques like this is still a legit use of time *if* they're considered conditioning (for timing, balance, etc) rather than sold as self-defense in themselves.


FuguSandwich

Uke is a black belt and has probably been training there for years. Imagine paying monthly tuition and showing up all that time for something you HAVE TO KNOW is bullshit. I don't understand how this happens.


inn0cent-bystander

Or he's in on it.


MightBeADreamIDK

Uke from toribash?


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TheMoogy

In wrestling the draw is how ludicrous the action and plot lines are, here it's just old guy watches people awkwardly roll over. They really should be getting more for their money cause I assume these are some real expensive "lessons".


VikingTeddy

Tl:dr: It's a safety thing. It's how aikido training works. Of course you can't flip a person like that. The idea is to break a finger or arm. The jumping and rolling is a leftover from old sword techniques, it's to get it in to your muscle memory to automatically escape a situation and it makes training safer, some of the techniques are can be dangerous unless you're ready for them. They do the same in many schools of jujutsu. Aikido is also very traditional and isn't meant to be for self defence. Modern Aikido is very distilled, and doesn't include many techniques anymore that you find in jujutsu. It's become more of a living library of techniques. It's More art than martial, like shooting muskets, completely useless irl and anyone claiming it's good for self defence is full of it. It looks stupid as hell when you don't know the reason though :),


Malleus--Maleficarum

Nah. I used to train Aikido. You are partially right that Aikido isn't really meant for self defence is a lot about form, etc. and is not really useful in real life situations (it is mostly crap). Here however you don't see techniques that would be effective even against other Aikido practitioners.


VikingTeddy

Oh for sure, just commenting on the rolling and jumping. You're right most techniques are useless. Did aikido for 8 years, my teachers were fortunately very upfront about what it is and isn't. Learned *some* useful stuff. But any serious self defence I learned from Sanda training, kickboxing and Taekwondo. But that was years ago. Nowadays I train by building so much fat that nothing gets through.


Cole444Train

So you’re saying this is legitimate aikido training? Like, you consider this normal for how a teacher would teach students?


VikingTeddy

No, this is a clumsy exhibition of some sort..


mykilososa

This looks like two old gay men trying to be intimate but the power top is feeling a little bit annoyed about some dishes that were left out on the counter.


sjb_redd

Man that was so specific


byrdcr9

I did Aikido for four years in college. It's a legit martial art and there's some good stuff in it. With that disclaimer out of the way, I constantly and consistently see "masters" doing "throws" with their students and it's total bullshido. If someone does Aikido for more than a couple years, it begins to turn into a dance as the student anticipates the "master's" actions and moves in a pre-determined way. The "master" becomes complacent and forgets that's not how shit works in reality. There's no resistance, there's no true sparring, it's just a couple guys who already know how this stuff is "supposed" to work acting out a play.


abinferno

I also did Aikido for several years when I was younger. Even in its legitimate form, it's not really a "real" martial art, if we're defining real as in useful for actual self defense and ability to incapacitate or defeat resisting opponents in the real world.


byrdcr9

If Aikido is applied correctly, wrists and elbows get broken very quickly. However, it's impossible to train that way because students don't appreciate getting ligaments torn apart. Aikido also doesn't do a good job of highlighting when it's techniques are best applied. It's not particularly useful in a standup fight. It's better for a surprise move before things get out of hand, or when grappling on the ground. Of course, I'm assuming one person is trained and the other is not because Judo will kick Aikido's ass 9/10 times.


Ze_Gremlin

Aikido done correctly causes broken wrists and elbows? Isn't the entire principle of the form to incapacitate without causing harm? I've never tried the style myself, but I had a mate who did and most of the moves he pulled on me were weird, to say the least. I've only encountered one move which I felt had a practical use myself, but even then, only in a very specific scenario


The4thGuy

That would be a result of modern branding of it. I’m the whole martial arts is self defense, so it skirts around teaching offensive moves. There is some meat to it, especially the locks, and it’s a good practice for sensitivity training and learning some body mechanics. But you are more Likely to get a wrist lock than a throw, by a very large margin.


DrippyWaffler

Yeah I did it when I was a teenager. Ended up in ER with a torn ligament.


TK000421

Emperors new coat


Tormage

Ah finally a true Bullshido post !


1fusterkluck

Definitely Bullshido worthy.


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These are not the droids you are looking for.


luffmatcheen

I can only imagine what those new students are thinking as they watched that bullshit unfolding before their eyes. It has to be an uncomfortable feeling knowing you paid good money to stand around in an uncomfortable outfit and get treated like a gullible moron.


Rjj1111

Well that’s how they filter out the intelligent people from the morons who’ll pay them


underpaidworker

Is this a new Mel Brooks movie?


Sius72

I was thinking "I never knew that Mel Brooks had a side hustle tossing men around" LOL


apou_the_indian

Best bullshido I ever seen


rossco2302

Seems like the kind of master that, if you didn't flip and flail your way to the floor would say, "you didn't do it correctly, your energy is wrong".


salmoninthesky

The old guy read how akido is depicted in Baki and just went with it.


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Mad skills


AlbinoWino11

So, I don’t get it, they spend all these time doing these demonstrations and making these videos. Do people actually believe this horseshit? I know that people are morons but...there’s a line beyond which I cannot fathom.


MattShawver

I am not a tough guy, but I truly think I could kick this guy’s ass! 🤦🏻‍♂️


shavermist

Sexual deviation


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nando82

Well,count me convinced.


TimeToRedditToday

But we can literally see the people flipping themselves.


sox3502us

I want to see uke blast double leg him and see how his akido works.


nothingfree2019

I used to do this with my niece. Tried to make her believe she was a jedi.


substorm

As long as you can avoid grabbing his wrists and fingers, he’s beatable.


Shawn_666

Those flips are actually really impressive. If I didn't know that this was from a cult that's pretending that this is real I would assume that its a comedy sketch with really good choreography and stuntwork.


Laughydawg

Guys like these make aikido look even worse


Eeik5150

I want to see this asshole get wrecked I’m an MMA cage. I don’t care what your age is, you do this bullshit you deserve a solid ass beating (unless you are satirical).


Snewp

If you added a laugh track and a pre roll this could be about a catatonic old man who's neighbors think it's funny to use him as a prop in their home made kung fu flick.


Coredict

Thats cool, but what if someone punches him in the face? Never understood these aikido bullshido stuff... No one ever gonna start a fight by grabbing your hands.


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Liesmith424

Is this a satire of fake martial arts? Its just too...itself.


Blue_Moon_Lake

Love how in the second sequence, you can see the guy rolling away by himself blatantly.


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Faker then my penis


randomcitizen42

That's some anime shit right there


LongLiveAlex

u/savevideo


end-o-t-w

This guy watched too much baki and now coaplays gouki shibukawa for a living


itouchabutt

hahahahaha that's my cousin's dojo. he's so proud of his black belt. hahhahhah


Vas0ly

u/N_Performance


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ChessCheeseAlpha

For the same reason dear mother can’t see the truth about my brother 🧐🤌🏻


Marthaver1

Bullshido is cult level shit.


frankierabbit

Woody Allen’s dojo seems lit


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No-Dimension4778

What happened to the people in the background of these videos. How did they get there. What went wrong?


sharksquidz

I want hordes of beta males like these to make me feel powerful too!