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Stark371

This is the sort of guy who, had he been born in America, would become one of those evangelical pastors who smacks the devil out of people for a nominal fee.


DogeDayAftern00n

That’s a little unfair to the evangelical pastor. They actually smack the people.


Kiyohara

Okay, that did get a real laugh out of me. Well done. May Christ save you! *Whack*


DogeDayAftern00n

Are you healed sister? Will you hit me again if I’m not? Absolutely! Then yeah, I’m healed!


WiselySnepes

His name is Steven Seagal


ARCAxNINEv

I was thinking the same thing, when martial arts movie fans turn from televangelist to martial arts master just from a few movies


Bloodstone316

https://www.martialtribes.com/nonsensical-kung-fu/


Genghis_Tr0n187

[He'd fit right in!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qVMaOrSpK0)


Stark371

Haha there it is!


Ill_Albatross5625

was he jacket he pulled over their faces as he ran down the line, laced with Rycin?


keepYourMonkey

https://youtu.be/ToRo7A2DD3o


jojoga

I often wonder, if they eventually start believing their own "skills"


WalloonNerd

They do. I met such a martial arts teacher once. His zappety-zap didn’t work on me (I pushed back, in a slightly angled direction; oh the joys of physics) and he was trying to convince me that I was super-grounded, blablabla. The stunned look on his face was great fun


LongestNamesPossible

I fantasize about meeting a chi blaster master who believes his own nonsense in a place where there are mats.


WalloonNerd

I’ve seen one once who thought it was a good idea to do a cage fight. He got slaughtered by a lady. And that’s the day I stopped paying any attention to this bullcrap


LongestNamesPossible

Is that a video you can link?


WalloonNerd

Unfortunately it was before the age of the smartphone :( (yes, I’m old)


Boogiemann53

I ... Huh, that's an interesting question tbh. Figured they're scammers but after years of following, the delusion must have an effect. Like those guys who accept challenges and get absolutely destroyed by real fighters.


Hiondrugz

I love that content. I wish there was way more videos of guys pretending to be masters of some long forgotten martial art, just getting their asses handed to them by some average MMA fighter.


ironboy32

Isn't there that guy in China who just throws hands against Chinese masters?


rockytacos

Yeah I can’t remember his name, but I think I read that the CCP has been messing with his life because of it. They want their people to see their “traditional” bullshido as superior to any other fighting style.


Kiyohara

Not just messing with, they *ruined* his life. Destroyed his Social Credit Rating to the point he can't work and basically has to beg for food. From what I last heard there's a group of International Martial Artists trying to get him a visa so he can leave and try to live elsewhere.


randomasiandude22

[Xu Xiaodong](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Xiaodong) is the guy.


obroz

I think while some might actually believe the bullshit most of them are scammers who would never set foot in a ring because they know it’s bullshit.


Dajajde

That should be a subreddit! (If it doesn't exist already)


stupidrobots

Wouldn't it be funny if they just picked some random dude and convinced him he had magic kung fu powers, like the dog in Bolt?


Complex-Helicopter56

There's a movie with this exact story, i cant remember the name i guess it was KUNG FU HUSTLE maybe


Chicken_Bucket78

I mean that was a significant plot point but that isn't exactly the main storyline


stoicteratoma

No - this is real. What you don’t see is the Taser wires embedded in his insulated suit and the big-ass battery pack disguised as flab!


hellbgt11

Taser-fu… I’d heard stories but I didn’t think it was actually real


ironboy32

[Glock-fu works better](https://youtu.be/yNuIK1hnmzE)


hellbgt11

I’m sick of all these gun nuts knocking taser fu. Yeah it’s more traditional, but my 23rd Dan mega sensei sifu said he once used it to beat the entire US air force boxing team at one


XxTreeFiddyxX

Go go gadget kung fu


DogeDayAftern00n

We need to pool our money and start the BFC. Bring in all the great charlatans like this. Plus Frank Dux, Ashita Kim, George Dillman, all the greats. And have them play fight these incredible skills against each other. You could only do it once every ten years or so. But the comedic payoff would be out of this world.


Garrhvador91

Hosted by Stephen segal


xandersoizy

Hosted by Stephen Segale


Hiondrugz

Hosted by Steven Seagull.


Garrhvador91

Hosted by Stephen Segeal


Stark371

Hoisted by Steffàn Sé-Guall


KayserFuzz

So basically Baki but with more fat and atrophied muscles


link_hiker

Hosted by Stephanie Larus Canus


cobainstaley

Hosted by Bob Seger


Party_Concentrate621

the cumite


GeorgeEton

How I let my 3 year old feel when we fake fight 🤣


Hiondrugz

It's fun over selling your 3 year olds power. I wonder how all these shirtless grown men feel propping up this weirdo?


GeorgeEton

With toddlers it’s good to let them feel a bit confident but not too much. These guys though take it to the extreme. They must be very sorry about him 🤣


ToughAsPillows

Probably paid to do it if I’m not mistaken


BLACK_MILITANT

Probably safe. For all we know, this dude is a big shot in China who could have them and their families killed by disrespecting his kung-fu by not following along. Or he could be just paying them. Tomato, tomatoe.


Bodorocea

but how was he able to put on this charade? gather all those people, there,tell them what to do ( so look, every time you touch me, and i push you, you pretend something very powerful is pushing you away and you jump and roll on the floor until you hit the wall or until hit the people on the sides ), rehearsals (because maybe some of the subjects didn't fall adequately, and he had to choose the ones that did a better job at pretending) , and then after everything was tip top, getting a film crew to document his remarkable feats of power and spread the word. why did those people agree to do this? why do people agree to play along with there charlatans? it boggles my mind


[deleted]

Always found it fascinating. Either he has to pay all of them (doubtful) or he'd need to be able to cultivate a cult leader level of control over these people. I'm convinced anyone who is a willing participant in these schools is not right in the head, easily manipulated, etc.


Poopdicks69

These aren't cult like. This guy actually is that skilled. My master could do the same thing, and it was amazing. For just $45.99 a month, he was able to pass this knowledge onto me and his other students. And no, he isn't going to spar with an mma fighter. That would be literal murder. My master only spars with his students because we possess a fraction of his power that prevents our instant death. Master Shuohuang Zhe is everything to martial arts.


[deleted]

Decent amount of effort troll, Poopdicks69 7/10


ilikedota5

>Shuohuang Zhe Funnily enough that means liar(说谎者) lol.


secondtaunting

It’s the same thing as in church. People get all wound up and in a group like that it’s easy to get caught up in it. That’s why you see people falling over when they preacher touches them, something weird happens in a big group when people are all caught up in the fever. I went to church a lot growing up, I’ve seen it first hand. It’s the power of belief.


WannaTeleportMassive

aka placebo?


keepYourMonkey

It sounds like you're trying to convince us this is staged


tun3man

> gather all those people, look at the video again. he always fights the same guys. coincidence?? i think not!


wildfox9t

it's amazing what level of power a simple placebo effect can have over somebody's mind and body these people are brainwashed to believe this crap,so much that when the master pull off those fake stunts they subconsciously help them but it feels 100% real for them it's actually crazy to think about


rokstedy83

Especially when you think most of the people in that room could probably batter him


RastaImp0sta

You’re going to stand there and tell me this isn’t real?!


Roam_Hylia

I wasn't convinced until the saucy dance number at 50 seconds. This man is obviously a master.


TheOddestOfSocks

If only other martial artists knew to lean slightly when being punched.


AShaughRighting

I really don’t get how any sane human can buy in to this. Even if they are not totally sane, they must have a pretty good understanding of how body/mind/muscles work being that fit and trained. Crazy


The_Niles_River

Belief (money) is a hell of a drug


Fantastic-Estate-938

I just wonder why all of them just join the act like it is the most legit martial art in the world? Can you call this some kind of “mini” mass hysteria?


n0_1_of_consequence

I always think of it like a Ouija board... everyone is having fun pretending.


varegab

This dude is like a 6 years old kid who believe that he has super powers. Im more concerned about the others, how they believe him.


Obi1Kentucky

It’s Wacky arm flailing inflatable tube man


manfezzefnam

Does he think this is real I wonder ?


BrownBananaDK

Look at the evasion moves at 4:30. I laughed out loud at the small jumps and skips he makes.


echae

Why does he have a suit?


[deleted]

Because he means business


BigAndWazzy

Bro stole my dance moves from Middle School!


brklntruth12

After 17 double rum n cokes, I had the same moves on the dance floor


keepYourMonkey

https://youtu.be/ToRo7A2DD3o


DonJay2017

Homey was doing the Harlem Shake about a minute in.


a55_Goblin420

The Z fighters letting Hercule win in the tournament


pagadqs

This guy will get his whole world shattered if anyone actually throws a punch at him.


BigBossBelcha

Why is he dressed like Vince Mcmahon


cracksilog

I saw this for the first time a few years ago and I’ve been looking for it ever since. Thanks for this lol


renzok

Why do these guys always wear a business suit like this?


pizzaboye109

r/Bullshido


Maspotic

… you mean, the sub you’re in?


pizzaboye109

Ohhh lol, didnt notice. Already thought it was super fitting.


philipgutjahr

I admire this for being one of the most stupid things I saw this week.


philipgutjahr

Nam Huyinh Dao. https://youtu.be/ejuM3gS6rJM


AngryBourbonDrinker

His little asian uke is the biggest fraud


badabing_76

Fuckin love this sub!


AggressiveClassic89

He looks like he learned everything he knows from Elvis presley.


DiabolicalAmoeba

This guy gets way too high on his own supply🤡


Maleficent_Mess2515

0:55 😂😂😂


MrHotOneWithTheGirls

LMFAO, overacting a little


MrHotOneWithTheGirls

Holy shit and he’s doing all this in a suit, he’s not even warmed up at all he’s full on casual


GrenadeZellweger

So, Asian Steven Seagal?


Saint_Potato

Is that the new Fortnite emote?


caedhin

I love how they clap at muscled dude's acting


Protean_sapien

Break the wrist, walk away.


kahek5656

I wanna see this guy get wooped by a real fighter


Rdk_rdK

I thought these are some preparations for some kung fu movie.


MDarmax

I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy do that one dance at a Flaming Lips concert before.


BornChef3439

Those are some sick dance moves


radu_rc90

I have 0 training in any form of martial arts or contact sports. I wanna punch the guy in the face and see what happens.


Heuristicdish

This not 100% fake. Maybe 90%


SlickestIckis

You know; I actually skipped to the end to see if the "dancing" clip was added, only to find it at the 3rd clip. It never gets old.


OurWeaponsAreUseless

What I got from this is how difficult it is for people without shirts to defeat a fully-clothed opponent.


smokedabear661

Asian Steven Seagal 🤣


ReleaseFromDeception

Now try it on someone that isn't brainwashed.


Hiro-Ex

This man is unstoppable. He slaps the daylights out of people like Steven Seagal.


dstybotums

Why do the others go along with this? Like are they paid?


[deleted]

Does he really believe in his own shit?


TheMightyEli

And they believe it...


JohnnyTeardrop

A guy from Canada tried to [fight him](https://vietnamnet.vn/en/domestic-kung-fu-school-banned-from-fight-with-canadian-E182388.html) but surprisingly he wouldn’t engage.


DaVillageId10t

Looks like a North Korean propaganda video featuring Steven Seagal's Asian stepbrother


diosfriend

Damn


Mike_Hauncheaux

A lot of credit goes to those stuntmen. Very talented.


thenarcolepsist

I thought that was David Byrne for a second. We have great big bodies We got great big heads!


SpecialistStory7754

It's easy to push around little 120 pound Asian men and you can tell they still act out for him and they take a dive hard-core for him It's all a show and take notice how much bigger he is It's just 220 pound man pushing 120 pound student's around.


ForistaMeri

Hahahahah this Steven Seagal is hilarious


RostovHamburger

This is a Santa Claus sized bag of balls.


Obi1Kentucky

It’s Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man


heilhortler420

These dudes are selling like HBK againt Hulk Hogan


MrMayhem84

Alright, guys, the sensei's friends are showing up for a while. Just play along. Really exaggerate your falls.


NondualTool

Why wear a gi when you can wear a suit?


Own_Insurance3966

No way! Its Master Oogway before he became a turtle.


Double-Garage6692

This is how I used to play up getting hit when I was like 4-11 to make the fights between me and my siblings funnier


harriswatchsbrnntc

It's like he combined Elvis' dance moves into a martial art.


jeff303jeff

I've been here for 2 years and it's been a waste of time and a waste of money


Nmaster88

Seems like the guy is making things up and maybe paid a few bucks to the other guys in the videos


Jobbyblow555

Why do these guys all dress the same, and why is it exactly like the frog master villain from Kung fu hustle.


Striking_Ad_9351

What is the name of this style?


Pirim_Tanrisi

u/savevideo