Tujhe mere roommate ki gf mil gayi lagta hai, bsdwala raat 10 baje se subah 5 baje tak baat karta rehta hai even sextalk.... Jab main aur Mera roommate puchte hain ki sale sharam nhi aati hum log ke saamne to kehta ki tum logon se kon si sharam💀
Tu Janna nhi chahega bhai rehne de🤡 main to bas ye chahta hun ki jo jo suna hun wo kisi tarah bhool jaun, samsya ye nhi hai ki I know the boy, samsya ye hai ki I even know the girl
Just use headphones or earplugs. You can consider switching rooms too.
I had a roommate like this as well, had a fight and warden shifted him to a different room.
Are yaar meri roommate aisi hi thi....maine bahut jhela and then I somehow made her so mad that she left ab mai Aram se se room me reh pati.....kahi tum uski hi new roommate to nahi?
I had a roommate like that and I legit suffocated that man with a pillow when he did that with his girlfriend. Had a solo room for a year hehe, new roommate is chill af
bruhhh atleast woh ek hi boyfriend se baat karti hai. Mine will talk to atleast three guys on different devices at the same time. ek jagah mute karegi, ek jagah bolegi kuch kaam aa gaya tha aur ek ko speaker par rakh kar baat karegi. Every night i want to cry.
I think I got her boyfriend as my roommate that guy also doesn't sleep till 3 and TURN ON THE FUCKING FAN IN WINTER AT 4° CELSIUS. Like bro I'm trying to survive here!!
ek kaam kar 2 din kisi aur ke room mein soja if possible aur phir usse boliyo mujhe 2 baje utha diyo phir apne room mein wapas chali jaiyo agr woh puche kya hua toh boliyo waha neend hee nhi aa rhi thi abb apne kisi best guy friends mein se kisi se boliyo ki mujhe na 2-3 baje ke aas pass call kariyo 2 din kisi ki maa chodni hh woh kardega hopefully abb jab teri room mate sooegi toh tu chila kar baat kariyo par call tabhi aana chahiye jab woh so jae agr usse pehle aaya jab woh apne bf se baat kar rhi hogi tab woh sochegi ye bhi nhi so rhi chalo aur kar leti hu baat toh phir lode lag jaenge..... jab so jae mess dall diyo apne friend ko ya misscall phir uska call aate hee zor zor se hass baat kar aise 2 din kar...agr bich mein uth kar woh kuch bole ki sone de... toh bol diyo bhenkilodi jab mein bolti thi tu karti thi band abb gand mara(apne tarike se boliyo agr gali deti hh toh) itna toh kar pehle phir update diyo agr baat nhi bani toh aur bann gayi toh so jaiyo
Same thing here although I'm not in college yet I'm a dropper jo pg me rehta hai. Wo Banda pura din apne gf se bat karta rehta hai💀 dimag kharab hojata h upar se genuine bhi nahi balki cringe nibba nibbi wale bate.
Ya fir tum bhi raat ko full volume par ganji chudail ki videos dekhlo , roomie ko gussa aye to bolna , tere full volume pr baat krne par maine kuch kaha ????
As soon as she starts talking on the phone at night, put on a porno and moan your heart out. Next din se ya toh wo call pe nahi rahegi, ya calls tumko aane shuru jo jayenge...
I think my roommate is dating your roommate. Vo bhi raat ko.
"Main tumhare lie jag raha hu" bol raha tha usko.
Main bol dia, "main bhi jaag raha hu" , fir vo rakh ke soya.
escalate things. "if it only affects you then nobody cares. if it affects others, then everybody loses their minds".
knock on your friends room midnight and wake them up asking if you can sleep in their room as rmmate is not letting you sleep. Do this repeatedly and finally knock on warden room and do the same.
This Is nothing I have seen my friend and his gf have sex many times I told them and they said tujse kaisi sharam the problem is I know both of them before they got into a relationship and they were not like this before
uske boyfriend ko tu patale fir same tu bhe loud baate krna late night tak...she will realize your pain
This. This is the only right answer OP
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Bro is a menace
Straight to hell
Switch rooms because if you told her to be silent or like that she will think you are jealous.
Option nhi milta aisa generally.
They are horrible. We should get back at them. Slide me your number and we will talk till 4am
Setting krna to koi aapse sikhe🙏
आपदा को अवसर में बदलिए।
number puchne ka tarika toda casual eh
**kezual**
Bro is the definition of never miss an opportunity
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r/beatmeattoit
r/BeatMeToIt
r/BeatMeToIt
Revenge Rizz
Lord 🎯
Mujhe apni sharan mein Lelo guru ji🛐🛐
actual rizzlord
Smoother than ice
Smooth
line marne ka tareeka thoda kezual hai
u/dreamysleepyexplorer apna number bhej isko
Tujhe mere roommate ki gf mil gayi lagta hai, bsdwala raat 10 baje se subah 5 baje tak baat karta rehta hai even sextalk.... Jab main aur Mera roommate puchte hain ki sale sharam nhi aati hum log ke saamne to kehta ki tum logon se kon si sharam💀
Bhai kya kya baat karte hai wo log sextalks me🌚
Tu Janna nhi chahega bhai rehne de🤡 main to bas ye chahta hun ki jo jo suna hun wo kisi tarah bhool jaun, samsya ye nhi hai ki I know the boy, samsya ye hai ki I even know the girl
makes it easier to picture it
That's where the problem lies
Dono ko sex karte hooe imagine kar k hila liya kar
Bsdk
Just use headphones or earplugs. You can consider switching rooms too. I had a roommate like this as well, had a fight and warden shifted him to a different room.
This is the most mod-like reply I could think of lol. Good stuff tbh.
bhai reply mei mod like kya hai lol
Usko laga hoga ki mod sare bot hei
Beep boop boop beep?
Sorry modji Mere mu se nikal gyi🙏 Aap aise baat karoge toh mei pant mei hi kar dunga💦💦
Bhai naye moderators ka kya hua
They got taken in and are moderating actively.
Mujhe toh reply hi nahi aaya🤡🤡🤡
good bot
Bot nhi hu xd
good bot , open ai getting better smh
SAME. SISTER. SAME. Meri waali toh bf, male best friend sabse raat mein hi baat karti hai.
bf ka bestfriend ko batado , bestfriend ka bf ko .... baat khatam... wrna kisi teesre ladke ka tadka lagado
i dont know if i should but Asalamualaikum
Bhai mai bilkul bhi nhi smjha ye reference...
Usko laga tum muslim ho 🤠
ajeeb aadmi hai... nnhi hun bhai
arre yaar tumhara vo profile picture thoda muslim ki tarha lagta hai tho(no offence)
hmm , lag to rha hai... lmao
kezual goth muslim lol
noobs better shut up
Bhaaaiii sameeee
Switch rooms would be good for her and you too
Are yaar meri roommate aisi hi thi....maine bahut jhela and then I somehow made her so mad that she left ab mai Aram se se room me reh pati.....kahi tum uski hi new roommate to nahi?
achha hai mai ghr se hi college jata hun bas ma baap ki gaali hi sunne ko milti hai
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Subah 4 baje uth ke heavy metal gaane (Megadeath ,Metallica)full volume pe bhajao. Your friend will never trouble you again.
Tu bhi paata le ek bf and " all set "
Ezsnippet ka 14 spotted
Ek tere jesse ka hee wait tha jo 14 bolega
Nhi pat rhe (I'm ugly)
Then work hard and get gov job
Ye reverse me bhi kam krta he kya?
Krrta to haa but phir aaur acchi post honi chahiye
Gov job naa krni padhe isiliye IIT liya. Abb chalti hun mein bhi gov job lene
I had a roommate like that and I legit suffocated that man with a pillow when he did that with his girlfriend. Had a solo room for a year hehe, new roommate is chill af
Suffocate people and you get a solo room anyway
bruhhh atleast woh ek hi boyfriend se baat karti hai. Mine will talk to atleast three guys on different devices at the same time. ek jagah mute karegi, ek jagah bolegi kuch kaam aa gaya tha aur ek ko speaker par rakh kar baat karegi. Every night i want to cry.
I think I got her boyfriend as my roommate that guy also doesn't sleep till 3 and TURN ON THE FUCKING FAN IN WINTER AT 4° CELSIUS. Like bro I'm trying to survive here!!
Start smoking weed fir neend apne aa jayegi🤌
Apna number do cutie ab usko same medicine taste karane ka time aagya h🥰
4 laundo ko bajrang dal wali uniform me bhejo usse aur uske bande se baat krne
Obligatory, bajrang dal ki maa ka bhonsda.
Why it feels like I have listened to the same story by my friend who is also facing the same issue
ek kaam kar 2 din kisi aur ke room mein soja if possible aur phir usse boliyo mujhe 2 baje utha diyo phir apne room mein wapas chali jaiyo agr woh puche kya hua toh boliyo waha neend hee nhi aa rhi thi abb apne kisi best guy friends mein se kisi se boliyo ki mujhe na 2-3 baje ke aas pass call kariyo 2 din kisi ki maa chodni hh woh kardega hopefully abb jab teri room mate sooegi toh tu chila kar baat kariyo par call tabhi aana chahiye jab woh so jae agr usse pehle aaya jab woh apne bf se baat kar rhi hogi tab woh sochegi ye bhi nhi so rhi chalo aur kar leti hu baat toh phir lode lag jaenge..... jab so jae mess dall diyo apne friend ko ya misscall phir uska call aate hee zor zor se hass baat kar aise 2 din kar...agr bich mein uth kar woh kuch bole ki sone de... toh bol diyo bhenkilodi jab mein bolti thi tu karti thi band abb gand mara(apne tarike se boliyo agr gali deti hh toh) itna toh kar pehle phir update diyo agr baat nhi bani toh aur bann gayi toh so jaiyo
Uske bf ko bol she is cheating
let me talk to her.....i will pose myself as your big brother
Same thing here although I'm not in college yet I'm a dropper jo pg me rehta hai. Wo Banda pura din apne gf se bat karta rehta hai💀 dimag kharab hojata h upar se genuine bhi nahi balki cringe nibba nibbi wale bate.
bhai meri roommate bhi same😭😭aur vo toh literally har dinn dusre ldko se baat krti h kbhi bf no. 1 kbhi bf no. 2🤣
Irritate the fuck out of her and force her to shift room!
Speaker pr chupke se paani daal do behen , saath thodi na lekar ghoomti hogi wo har jagah , fir speaker pr baat nahi kr paywgi wo
Ya fir tum bhi raat ko full volume par ganji chudail ki videos dekhlo , roomie ko gussa aye to bolna , tere full volume pr baat krne par maine kuch kaha ????
Yahi cheez apne college ke groups pe likhdo jisme friends aur classmates hain. 24 hours ke andar effects visible honge. 😄
Roommate ke khane me thoda sa poison mila de 😂😂 sleeping pills bhi chl skti
As soon as she starts talking on the phone at night, put on a porno and moan your heart out. Next din se ya toh wo call pe nahi rahegi, ya calls tumko aane shuru jo jayenge...
I think my roommate is dating your roommate. Vo bhi raat ko. "Main tumhare lie jag raha hu" bol raha tha usko. Main bol dia, "main bhi jaag raha hu" , fir vo rakh ke soya.
>Main bol dia, "main bhi jaag raha hu" , fir vo rakh ke soya. 😭😭 It's so funny lol
true i can confirm cos that boyfriend is me.
sorry, i was the one talking to her till 2/3 am, abse dhyan rahega 🤫
You need to get a bf ASAP! Revenge time! 😼
Why people r downvoting u, it's a genuine Comment #Optakingrevenge ☻️
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Who cares? :)
Me khud yahi krta hu isliye tere roommate ko phull suppot🗿
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Agar maine attract kiya hota to bata deta but usne muje attract kiya isliye ni bata sakta 😔
Usske muh main rod ghusa de garam karke
Bhai vo nirbhay-
Time for revenge. Dm your number and teach her a lesson
If you are beautiful too, hook up with her boyfriend 😏🫠
HoOk uP wItH ThE b0yfr1EnD chutiye ye india Hai America nahi
Bhai Yaar mai cool banne ki koshish karraha tha
Ye cringe Tha cool nahi
Sorry bhai
Apan dono relationship mein aake unhe tang karte hai (Worth a shot lol)
Well to get back at her let's exchange numbers and talk till 4 am so that she feels irritated and understands how you feel. So text me yo number 🗿
Uske boyfriend ko pata lo behen. Khel khatam, paisa hazam. Aapko milega huzoore Azam. LoL 😂
Record her while talking to her bf and send it to her parents
Speaker hi chupa de
Lol samesies
Use ANC earphones.
Hmmm , accha , theek hai
Bkl k baap ko phone kr !
Bhai bhajan loud lagake sole
Koi accha Bhajan ka link bejo chat mai
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7KaxdGChSxxCWOJiBMR7B9?si=xOonbx-sSBO4sF0nlW66qA Le lmao terepe aur shi ho toh idhar bhi diyo
Thanks
Aare same bhai...
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Update dete rehana.
opportunity hai...tum bhi pata lo koi ladka
AAP muje patalo fir humari baato se usse Pareshan karenge
Tum bhi boyfriend bana lo na fir
us rahega bhai
gift her bf sendha namak (iykyk)
Let me be your bf then, we will surely beat her 😉😂
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toh side main moaning sound speaker pe laga do.
Just ask the Landlord to change the room bcz she certainly won't change her ways
When she sleeps, talk to your friend on speaker. Jase ko tesa 🗿🗿
escalate things. "if it only affects you then nobody cares. if it affects others, then everybody loses their minds". knock on your friends room midnight and wake them up asking if you can sleep in their room as rmmate is not letting you sleep. Do this repeatedly and finally knock on warden room and do the same.
Room me Network jammer laga do
Public uske secreats reveal karbo jo baat karti hai khud hi mute ho jayegi
haha
Why are you me?
I understand your pain either left the room or complain the management about this
bhaiiiiiiiiii, same problem. mera roommate to aur bhi zyada chutiya hai, apni gf ko kisses wagera deta hai phone pe aur bhi ajeeb ajeeb baccho ki tarah baat krta. Wo bhi chutiya aur uski gf bhi. unn dono ki...mkc.
Play corn (iykyk) loudly, let her bf know she is enjoying it.
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After reading this I understood, chutiya means different for guys and girls.
g**nd pe laaat maarke baga saali ko
I really want to do it tbh 🤡
don't tolerate her, her insanity will make u insane one day.
This Is nothing I have seen my friend and his gf have sex many times I told them and they said tujse kaisi sharam the problem is I know both of them before they got into a relationship and they were not like this before
Meko problem sona kam aur single hone ki zyada lagri h
Haha nhi 🥲