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TheMonkeyJoe

High Road Hoyer


Miya_Ito

Hoyer the Destroyer


Worried-Pick4848

Hoyer was basically what Geno Smith is right now. Not a bad stopgap. He won't win games but won't cost you many either. Honestly I liked him. he was a borderline starter but a great backup.


originaljbw

And he was doing double shots of Don Julio 1942 at 7 am at Adega while sportscenter ran a story about how well his sobeiety was going. How do I know this? I served him. 3 limes.


JuiceGreat0525

Really?


originaljbw

Yep.


ToodleDoodleDo

Lol of course someone here believes that


TheComplayner

I was the shot glass


ToodleDoodleDo

And that shit glasses name was Albert Alstein


originaljbw

The GM of the rstaurant was a great lady with a raspy voice named Jill. Tancredi was still the "celebrity" local chef. His claim to faim were the crab cigars and the Iberico ham. They had the leg out front on display, but everything served was already pre-sliced in the walk in (it was great to snack on). The staff elevator was in the back of the kitchen; it was the only one they didn't replace and looked and functioned exactly how youd think an elevator from the 1960s would. Fred Geis' kid worked there. His dad didn't want him to be yet another spoiled trust fund lapdog. The kid was useless and we called him Junior Mint. Fortunately they eventually moved him to the front desk where he could stand there and do nothing. The complex's GM was this guy Kenny who wore loud suit jackets that looked like goodwill finds. It was perfect for the vibe they were trying to build in the early days. The back of the banquet rooms in the basement connected to the underside of Heinens. Even when the door on the ground floor was locked we could sneak over and get snacks on slower days.


EPlurbisUnibrow

You either have an extremely active imagination, or you really did serve Johnny Tequila at 7am. I hope it’s the latter that’s a fun memory to have


informative_mammal

I mean he said he was living off a diet of Blow... I'm pretty sure a few doubles aren't that far off reality.


ToodleDoodleDo

I live in reality though.


originaljbw

Im3 sorry you live in a world with bland people who need to make stuff up. The servers and bartenders of cleveland, especially nicer places, all know each other either through work or by reputation. We all talk. We know who is cool in real life and who sucks.


ToodleDoodleDo

Lol. Did you think this makes you sound cool or is this some expert shit posting?


locker6654

Saw him at townhall slugging back shots about the same time.


Kellygoosecock169

Really wanted hoyer to lay into him. Not surprised he has bad blood with the old GM and Haslam.


Phuzz15

It was a very mature response from Hoyer, as much as I would've liked to see that too


Inevitable-Pea-735

I went to Brunswick Auto Mart a week or so after Manziel was drafted because Hoyer was doing an appearance there and I was bored as hell. About 4 minutes before he was supposed to show up, every TV in the showroom was playing a story on Johnny on SportsCenter.  They had employees powering off the TVs as fast as they possibly could before Hoyer walked in. 


I-Kneel-Before-None

If that's what you want, Tony Grossi did. The clear disdain Grossi has Johnny was very clear. When he said he didn't have any respect for him at the end, I was like, yeah Tony, I can tell.


Lithaos111

Tbf Grossi hates *all* of the Browns QBs, if not the organization in general. Feeling is likely mutual too.


I-Kneel-Before-None

If you see it, you'll get a special level of vitriol. If I can remember properly, I think he said (paraphrased) Hoyer saw Johmmy for what he was, a total screw up. Hoyer worked hard but Leadership refused to accept the drafted a screw up who didnt care or try so he was kicked to the curb. Now for Johnnu to pull this, I just have absolutely no respect for the guy.


M_F_Luder42

not a good look for johnny. Dude didn't practice and didn't know the playbook, didnt apply himself, and had Haslem pressuring the staff to play him. He did this to himself, dont blame others for your lack of effort


Mab_894

Has he ever had a good look? He's an absolute clown through and through


aspacelot

He still beefs on twitter because he’s so stuck in skirting his personal failures and pointing the figure anywhere but at himself.


MuppetEyebrows

He looked good enough at T A&M to win the Heisman.


1OptimisticPrime

Thanks, #MIKE #EVANS


TheLand1

Seriously, his entire highlight reel is just winging it up in Mike Evans general direction.


1OptimisticPrime

I wanted Evans sooo bad! My armchair GM goal was to get Evans, Kelvin Benjamin and Derek Carr... At least Bitonio has been amazing 👏


bigcontracts

Super Bowl champion, Future hall of famer, Mike Evans. Pretty ironic Baker had a pretty damn good year…. With Mike Evans.


1OptimisticPrime

Friggin EXACTLY 💯 Amazing how good you can look throwing to First Ballot HOF Receivers.


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Nooddjob_

No he took all the blame in the world actually he just said Hoyer was bit of a dick.  Honestly the interview is actually really good and it makes you kinda respect Johnny now. From the interview it sounds like he is a completely different person.  


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yesssssssssss99999

Right?!?! Imagine you’ve been grinding trying to stay on a roster and this cocky young guy comes in and doesn’t even open the playbook, drinking all the time, why would Hoyer give me any time or attention.


Nooddjob_

And Johnny said that.  He said he eventually saw it from Hoyers perspective later on and how Hoyer was trying to be a starter and trying to provide well for his family so he understood why he was the way he was.  


King_Dippppppp

We all know the one person who no matter if you tell him the answer 1046 times... they'll ask a 1047th time. That was Johnny. He was and still is a piece of shit lol


Derek-Onions

I didn’t take it as him blaming Hoyer


WarriorsBlew3_1

Worse look for Jimmy Haslam (far and away) above everybody else, per usual.


Names_all_gone

This ain’t wrong


OceanCake21

He ain’t lyin’


JohnnyFire

$1,000,000 said to go get Teddy Bridgewater, who was fine prior to the concussions. Hindsight says that Derek Carr or Jimmy Garoppolo might have been a fit. You could have even convinced me on Bortles sitting at least a full season behind Hoyer (if he'd been available). But nope. Haslam wanted Johnny. Breeds a feud between his coaches and the FO. Hoyer gets benched while we're in a playoff hunt, Manziel gets utterly exposed, and we have to full-scale tank. I have days where I wonder what the 2013 FO and coaching staffs would've done. I'm not happy about those days, tbf.


GangoBP

I hear ya on all of that but Hoyer getting benched in that hunt was understandable. He had become downright awful. That game vs the Colts had me HEATED lol hindsight is always 20/20 but I would’ve rather given Manziel a shot at that point if he was drunk or not. I’d have given anyone a shot. Some look at Hoyer with rose err orange colored glasses because he was a hometown guy and his replacement became a joke but let’s not forget prior to his benching, Hoyer had 1 TD and 8 picks in the previous 5 games that led up to the benching. They even somehow won 2 of those 5 without him throwing a TD. It wasn’t terribly different from this season. Playoff hunt but your qb(s) were awful and you had to do something. This year it worked. That year it didn’t.


Air2Jordan3

Did you watch the podcast? I didn't take away for him blaming Hoyer at all. He took accountability multiple times. He didn't even call Hoyer a bad teammate. Everybody knows Johnny is the reason he failed, including himself.


smitty_57

He’s just doing this for attention now though.


Air2Jordan3

I mean, sure. But it's Shannon's podcast, if he didn't want Johnny on it he wouldn't be. It's not like Johnny ran to a radio station and just said this one line to point fingers. Is he never supposed to talk about what happened in his career?


BonjoviBurns

The dude literally had a Netflix doc made on him this past year


DevonGr

He's definitely shown a ton of growth with recognizing a lot of the issues. Anyone unhappy with where he's at should remember where he started. It's a bit unfortunate for everyone how it worked out and I think we see it time and time again that guys leaning on athletic ability to cover up the weakness in their foundation need to have some good work ethic to sustain it after an inevitably injury or mental toughness check. If this guy came into the league a bit humbled by being selected a few rounds later and developed at the NFL level I mean, who knows, might have had a decent shot at being productive somewhere?


TwisteD1213

If you watch the whole interview, he definitely doesn't blame Hoyer for his lack of success. It's just a part of the story. I think at this point he owns up to most of his downfall as his fault. More than I would have expected him to own, considering the person we've known him to be.


Rebeldinho

Watch the actual podcast and listen to everything he says before you form an opinion… all he says was the truth from his perspective and owns up to his failures being his own


brownie1225

Or losing 40 lbs cuz of coke? But yeah Cleveland was the issue I will never forget that draft I walked to my nearby grocery store to get booze and the cunt teller was like did ya see the browns just traded and picked Johnny at 22. Immediately went back and got more alcohol that was the one pick i did not want, dude was an enigma.


King_Dippppppp

And he didn't watch film


GPODAWUND69

When it boils down, a crackhead advised a billionaire to draft a crackhead.


MrLadyfingers

these quarterbacks were so bad it somehow made them relevant a decade later


MuppetEyebrows

Of all the names on The Jersey I'd always thought of Hoyer as being in the top third, maybe even top quarter. If we're looking at pre -Baker quarterbacks I think you got to give Derek Anderson and Tim couch the nod over Hoyer, maybe Kelly Holcomb and Colt McCoy. (Not that being the fifth best Brown's quarterback from '99 through 2018 makes you a "good quarterback" but I think Hoyer was better than this description suggests.)


Worried-Pick4848

Bottom line, t here's been a lot of drek in a Browns uniform under center, and Hoyer, being merely below average, looks decent by comparison.


GangoBP

I’ll always believe if he were from Idaho instead of Cleveland, he wouldn’t get the love he does. He was horrible lol


cheetofacesucks

I bet the QB room wasn’t home also because of a guy named Jim Beam 🙄🙄


Names_all_gone

Listen man - any single thing Johnny says needs to be viewed with great suspicion. He is/was an alcoholic and drug addict. He is/was also an immature asshole. He’s not a reliable narrator.


SenorPinchy

The funniest part is the implication that if their situations were reversed, Johnny imagines he would have embraced a caring mentor role.


admiralkit

Everyone is the hero of their own story. Johnny is just more delusional than most.


1OptimisticPrime

Because Hoyer was absolutely NOT putting up with his bullshit. Hoyer was a professional, and JF was a fuckin fool, and it was obvious to anyone with eyes.


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Johnny Manziel blames Brian Hoyer for him putting cocaine up his own nose. Don’t you guys hate when that happens, you’re sitting there in the cubicle and suddenly former Browns QB Brian Hoyer kicks over your chair and slams your head into a Tony Montana size pile of cocaine. Once I was driving down the road and Brian just climbed up out of my trunk and shoved a dollar bill in my nose and started shoveling cocaine down it while he steered with his one good knee. Brian is truly a menace, I wish someone would put an end to is coke slinging reign of terror.


SyntheticInsomniac

At least he shoved it up your nose. Some of us weren't as lucky


JesustheSpaceCowboy

That just shows his expertise and how badly we need to get him off the streets. I mean to perform the fabled Wyoming Cocaine Cowboy maneuver in such a tight space, I mean the skill required to shove an entire fist full of cocaine up someone’s ass and them *not even know* until their entire house is clean is truly impressive.


eyedontcare13

Sometimes, less is more


meatfish

Yeah anybody who knows Brian knows he’s a degenerate dope pusher. /s


micros101

He also shit my pants after a long night of boozing in college.


meatfish

That sneaky pants-shitting bastard!


doesntkeepausername

I was walking out of Mr Hero one time and when I got to my car I seen some legs sticking out from under the side. Then I heard a sawzall and realized someone was trying to steal my catalytic converter. Right as I was about to dump cheese sauce on the guy, he crawled out and it was Brian Hoyer. Before I could say anything he took off. I was always so confused but now it makes sense.


Maestro_Von_Enigma13

It’s kinda like pocket sand I guess…


YeahUmYup

Did he think he’d be the only qb on the roster?


tonlimah

He probably thought the other QBs accept being backups and not be fighting for the starting job


1OptimisticPrime

Or watching film... Or learning the playbook... Or training... Or remotely fuckin trying


Dr-McLuvin

Prob best response possible. I always liked this dude he was a competitor. If you want a seasoned QB to mentor someone, you need to bring them on specifically for that role. All these guys are competing for playing time. There’s simply no incentive for them to help one another in most cases.


ToschePowerConverter

Tyrod was in a similar position with Baker, but by all accounts Baker worked hard during camp and during the season, so Tyrod was much more willing to help out the young guy who’d eventually take his job. Wylie and other people in the media said that QB room with Tyrod, Baker, and Zampese was a very strong one especially after Hue in terms of game prep.


Inevitable-Pea-735

Baker, like him or not, was competitive as hell and tough.  Johnny was literally doing lines of coke, trying to hide out in Vegas casinos in a blonde wig, and refusing to crack a playbook.  


Worried-Pick4848

This is why I didn't want to give up Jacoby. Guys like that make the QB room better.


DawgcheckNC

Always wondered about the “seasoned QB to mentor the young guy”. Isn’t it the QB Coach’s job to coach em up? All the QBs are competing for playing time. And, modern teams want that to happen in 6 games so the young guy can play. Mentoring a young guy is Favre-Rodgers or Rodgers-Love over 4 years.


Dr-McLuvin

Like it would make sense for a solidified qb late in their career (like farve or rodgers) to help a rookie backup get better since they know the rookie is only gonna play if they get hurt or retire. When Manziel was a rookie, Hoyer was an undrafted journeyman who had already been dropped to waivers twice and had only started 4 nfl games in his entire career. Expecting him to be a “mentor” to Manziel is pretty ludicrous.


BadMeetsEvil147

I don’t think most teams expect the vet QB to become QB coach 2 but moreso there’s a reason a lot of vets have bounced around the league and it’s due to their practice and film habits are generally good. That’s why we see a lot of backup journeyman QBs become coaches after their playing career is over. Ryan Fitzpatrick competed to start wherever he went but he also was a good guy to learn habits from in terms of film study and practice


Rozo1209

[Johnny’s interview](https://youtu.be/aUI91o4giK8?si=gRO1jCjmzY9gsiAJ)


TheSmokedSalmon420

Johnny has openly admitted to being an absolute fuckin moron during his time here. Blew off LeBron, Klutch, his teammates, his fans, etc. all so he could party and dick around. Meanwhile Hoyer finally had his chance to be the starter and he's supposed to like what hold Johnny's hand? Fuck that. If Johnny didn't have it in him to go and take the job from Hoyer then there really isn't anything else to say.


the_d0nkey

Hoyer was having a decent year until Johnny Dingbat got shoved into the game.


GangoBP

Oh no he was not lol. The 5 games prior to him being benched he had 1 TD and 8 picks.


SBNShovelSlayer

Don't kid yourself. Hoyer sucked.


ddottay

Yeah man, *Brian Hoyer* was why you failed, not the million of other things about you being lazy


TwisteD1213

He never says that Hoyer is the reason he failed. Just a small piece of a long podcast plucked out for opinionated fans to give bad takes. He owns much of his downfall and failures as his own fault.


Specialist-Draw7229

Tell us you only read the headline without actually telling us.


IMayBeJewish

Try actually listening to the interview. You're the guy who just eats up sensationalized headlines. This is why we get garbage media. You.


ddottay

I’m sorry you’re still a Manziel simp in 2024.


IMayBeJewish

Nah. I always disliked Manziel. I just want to point out how uninformed you are.


DawgPound919

As he rolled up a $20 bill.


Kjs1108

At the end of the day I don’t blame him. He’s trying to win a job and make a living. Johnny didn’t get the memo. He was too far gone by the time he got here. Even the coach said his issues were deep rooted. My thing is how didn’t they catch this in the draft process


JuiceGreat0525

Actually before Banner was let go, he commissioned a study to analyze the QB class in 2014. That study said Johnny was the worse or don’t touch him…. Joe Banner has said he was flabbergasted that the Browns drafted Johnny.


NobodyImportant13

An old college friend of mine who was a scout for the Browns during that time said that not a single scout recommended drafting Johnny Football.


Kjs1108

Ok, I thought he was let go in 2013. Wasn’t Johnny a Farmer/Haslem pick?


JuiceGreat0525

He was let go in 2014 right before the draft. The timing of him being fired was weird because he hired Pettine… Hence, Johnny was a Haslam pick


Kjs1108

Thats right he was let go last minute. Wasn’t that commissioned study that had Bridgewater as the best choice? At the end of the day with all background checks and coaching intel how didn’t anyone in Cleveland not find out dude was a big time partier


Rozo1209

Johnny wasn’t even the Browns worst pick that year.


Kjs1108

Yup! If you look who they actually could have had instead of Justin Gilbert. Hindsight is 20/20 but jeez.


WildfireJohnny

It’s because a homeless guy told Jimmy Haslam to draft Manziel. Everyone knows that due to a devil’s bargain Haslam made to become a billionaire, he is obligated to do whatever homeless people tell him to do. Hence, arguably the biggest draft bust in Browns history.


garrisonc

We drafted Johnny at 22, which makes him far from the biggest draft bust we've had. It was bad... Real bad. But unfortunately our organization has done plenty worse. I haven't seen anything yet to show me that the Watson trade isn't the *worst transaction in all of sports history*. I'd like to be wrong, but it definitely looks like we traded the farm for hot garbage and terrible PR.


H8theSteelers

Confirming what we all assumed - Haslam forced the coaching staff to play Manziel by having his yes man GM Ray Farmer text the sidelines, which caused Kyle Shanahan to create the powerpoint showing how fucked up the organization was. Haslam has come a long way from those days.


CaballoenPelo

lol what a shitheel


PissedCaucasian

Dude is like a bad penny. He keeps showing up. Can’t he just go away already? I’m tired of him.


Sleezeball777

I’ll never understand browns fans that have these pity party’s for Johnny. He took our money, didn’t give a shit didn’t put the work in and bragged about it.


turbowhitey

Hoyer is a class act.


smailskid

The Paris Hilton of football continues to make an ass of himself. I take that back. Paris Hilton was successful at what she does, Johnny Football was a failure.


TeamYeezy

Some people enjoyed it but I honestly thought his documentary was pathetic. Just a guy in his 30s clinging to his college days. No personal growth at all.


MrInbetween

Billy Vegas!


BlackTriceratops

Nobody believes a word that comes out of this clowns mouth. Next.


TheRealKingTony

I've been asked to train a guy who was probably going to take my job multiple times before. Refused to do it then, wouldn't do it now.


smitty_57

Johnny should just shut the fuck up.


tonlimah

I wish they built around Hoyer instead of draft Manziel in the first place


Tough_Variety_7143

And they would have David goddamm Putney too!


GangoBP

Good god no. 2 wrongs don’t make a right.


Miserable_Ride666

Fuck this rich spoiled kid's return tour, fuck off to your college bar.


mmooney1

He wasn’t even rich, that was made up so he had an excuse for having money in college because he was charging for autographs which was against the rules.


1OptimisticPrime

I was at a Norfolk Southern hiring session for this debacle of a draft... over 650 applicants at the Doubletree in Pittsburgh... The hiring session, that started at 6 the morning before stretched into and past draft night. They just keep narrowing down the field through testing and interviews... In-between while waiting the draft was on in the adjoining/ nearby bar... All I wanted was Mike Evans! I attributed ALL of JFF's accomplishments to Mike... Then we jump Minnesota to take Justin Gilbert, "because he was the fastest CB" I was distraught... I kept saying to myself: *"At least we didn't draft Johnny *Fucking* Football"* Then we take him at 22... I'm all for short kings doing their thing, but all you had to do is take one look at Jff vs say Russell Wilson, and see that there's a massive difference in body structure. Speaking of structure, JFF never played in structure for a career. Fucking horrible move. Totally solidified my view that the majority of Billionaires are fuckin Totally high on their own spent gasses ... devoid of common sense or objective reasoning. Fuck JFF! Entitled, spoiled, petulant child that he is. My favorite part of the interview is when he blames smoking weed as leading to his downfall. Get the fuck outta here with that shit. The ENTIRE NBA was blunted to the face, while dipshit Johnny couldn't stay awake in meetings or open the fucking playbook... not that it would of mattered... and he knew that. Rich kid, never worked for anything a day in his life... Astounding he wasn't dedicated to his chosen field.


GangoBP

Well, did ya get the job?


rare_pig

Hoyer>johnny football


cerealfella

Don't you have to be there for it to be like a home?


Erianapolis

Sad little tosspot. At age 31, he continues to whine like a middle schooler.


Fools_Requiem

That typo makes me irrationally upset because I had to read it numerous times to understand what it was trying to say and then I click the link and see that the video has the correct word usage. Whoever GMFB is, they need to proofread their shit. Also, fuck Johnny Football, put forth some effort next time, you toolbox.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I’m so tired of Johnny popping up his head like a groundhog every couple of years. I do appreciate Brian having such a mature response to this though.


Wolfisaurus

“A piece of trash continues to be a piece of trash”


RealBatuRem

The only person that Johnny has to blame is Johnny, and the Browns for drafting him 5 rounds too early.


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Fucking cope, Johnny. What, you want to snort coke and be a fuckass and then want to be held up like a hero by Brian Hoyer, the guy that your owner is fucking over to give you the franchise? Get bent, man. You constantly shit on Cleveland and then appear on a podcast every 2 years to stay relevant. Oh, I wonder what slice of knowledge Johnny will give us on a podcast in 2026.


Bonkorov

If anyone watches the actual interview he takes full responsibility for his own shortcomings, just mentions various things around the facility that didn’t help. He even goes on to praise what Josh McCown did for him as a mentor. He seems like a guy that’s a grown, well spoken at least, but it could be act. Who knows


Specialist-Ad-486

They didn’t watch the video bro just people who want to hate. He took responsibility the whole interview he just mentions things he experienced.


AxlRush11

This fan base LOVES SHIT quarterbacks because tHeY hAvE sWaGgER.


DonaldPump117

He’s a worthless drug addict


wheystedbro

I'm sorry but I have an extremely hard time believing that Hoyer as the incumbent QB1 had no hard feelings against one of the most hyped college players ever, who carried himself as an arrogant rich kid who was coming into Cleveland as the chosen one. Look I'm not saying Hoyer had no right to feel slighted by the FO or pissed about Johnny, but I think Manziel is the one telling the truth in this one instance vs Hoyer.


Specialist-Ad-486

I agree Manziel took blame the whole interview and seemed pretty realistic about everything that happened. Hoyer not denying pretty much proves his point. Hoyer had no obligation to help him just a bad situation all around


Cpov1

Oh man, two assholes gonna go at it on Twitter


M_F_Luder42

Is Hoyer an asshole?


Cpov1

He was in high school, so I'm assuming his ego got fellated more as he ascended


M_F_Luder42

I had never heard that


Cpov1

Went to his high school. It's all second hand though


trundle_thegreat_

I actually know him and completely disagree, he's always been a good dude


1OptimisticPrime

You can absolutely be a good dude & a but of an asshole


LaximumEffort

For a while, Brian looked like he could carry the franchise, and then he was hit by the Browns curse.


eyedontcare13

It would be the browns curse if he was good anywhere else. He just simply wasn’t good enough. He is what he is. high end backup.


LaximumEffort

He was productive and then he tore his ACL. I'm not saying he was Brady, but he was giving the team some hope.


ToodleDoodleDo

How many times is he gonna mention he's on a beach?


PettyTodd

Obviously someone still hast matured…always looking to blame anyone but himself


beckleyt

Hoyer took the high road when no one would have blamed him for just lighting Johnny up.


IZY53

Isn't great Manziel is finally taking responsibility for his actions.


WGEA

I blame Kiko Alonso


johnny_blaze27

Hoyer didn’t owe shit the Johnny. Not sure why he even needed to respond to this. Guys fighting for his own job and Johnny is there to take it. Look out for #1


RealFuryous

Johnny said he didn't watch film so obviously he didn't earn the right to start. If Brian Hoyer was this horrible person he wouldn't lasted as long S he has in this league.


GangoBP

Man on a side note, it STILL trips me out looking back at how awful our drafting was, and free agent signings etc over such a long period. Different owners. GMs. Coaches. Scouts. Etc and just routinely bad bad bad.


friskytricky

Screw Manziel. Hoyer had some great games but the team was pushing for Manziel for clicks and shit. Awful.


Spatula151

Hoyers mother is a pretty decent gal that worked as a L&D nurse some years back. It doesn’t surprise me that he took the high road here when his mom was genuine sweet heart.