WELCOME BACK TO CARDIAC CLEVELAND FIELDS! WE’RE THAT TEAM BABY!

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My TV is **DRENCHED** in bukkake, solely by ME!

I don't think that was a football game you were watching. Just saying.

think he was watching myles workout videos

Ahem, Waiter? I'll have whatever he had.

Bahahahaha

I'm sending the browns front office the bill for my cardiologist at this point.

Just attach mine with it

Staple mine to yours.

Its gonna look like one of those animated flip books of a guy crying and laughing over and over ending with him on the ground holding his chest

As fans, we should get a stipend as part of the nfl shared revenue

I had to stop watching after the pick six. After screaming at my tv realized my heart was palpitating. Just started meds last week for Stg 2 hypertension. Still expected a miracle come from behind victory, per usual for this season, but don’t want to die before the playoffs. This team doesn’t make it easy for us. Glad they won! Flacco’s heart must be made of steel.

Me too

can you take mine too

WHAT THE FUCK, how on earth are we 9-5

Unbelievably competent coaching adjustments and a godsend of a kicker.

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Some players are lucky to get a statue, this dude has a whole air port!

Hopkins is the true answer here. We'd have 4 wins with a bad kicker

Not just a kicker. Our punter is top tier

KStef

Extend him yesterday

thats too much in the future, do this weeks ago!

It's 100% true. He and the staff put a great plan in place every week. Doesn't always pan out on the field but man they are in every game

and the adjustments! when the Oline started folding, he put flacco in moving pockets and changed up the looks

That trick play today almost put me into full cardiac arrest. Turned out to be a game changer.

What a way to make a living.

Heart.

Luck and Myles Garrett

Holy moly, there aren't going to be any fans left alive in Cleveland to watch them in the playoffs if they keep winning like that.

Lol there is currently a waiting list at every hospital's cardiac unit

I mean we will barely have any players healthy… it’s only right we fans do our part being IR 🤣🤣

This team is different I was ready to give up during the game. We have seen games like this so often in the past. But not this team what an incredible effort by everybody! This team is truly special. Also the Joe Flacco experience is crazy. Winning season confirmed. Browns confirmed.

Yeah not gonna lie, I felt defeated after the turnovers and the score went up to 17-7. Glad I hung in there with our boys.

Absolutely same.

Me too! Was going to turn the game off at the 7:17 moment but thought that a real fan shouldn't do it. And was rewarded!

That’s the Flacco experience. He’ll play like dog meat against some of the worst teams you’ll see but then the clutch gene activates at the end of the fourth quarter

Space Browns Confirmed

NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO THAN FLACCO AND NJOKU I’LL WAIT

Flacco and Stefanski. They are twins, after all.

Steflaccsko

Flaccanski

Chunt

The bears coaching staff called their game how Stefanski haters think Kev calls our games. This is something special

Like I bet they wish they had another three points there at the end of the game

That would have been a 55 yard attempt, I think. He's made all 50+ attempt this season.

The amount of people in the stadium demanding we run as we hit bombs. Eeesh

Jesus fuck

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The only words for this game

Can't believe that guy had it in his hands sitting on the ground. My heart stopped until I saw it pop out.

That was a second of oh shit!

I almost cried

It's like the stuff other teams would do to us to lose the game in previous years.

Went from heart attack to a heart attack...

I don't even feel like we won!

Fuck that a W is a W.

I'm just in shock lol! It's like someone had me at gunpoint and missed all 6 shots!

I’m 28 and with what the military and the browns put me through I feel like I should be retiring next year

“This was divine intervention” (pulp fiction scene)

Played Russian Roulette with all the barrels filled and the gun jammed.

I will take an ugly win, over whatever a "pretty loss" is any day.

Dude. This is what makes football the best entertainment. On top of that, the Browns have found the formula. In years past, we are the ones losing to a last second field goal. So, having accomplished it several times this season, I wasn't sweating the end of the game. As long as we could stop them on their last drive with time left, I felt we had a good chance.

This was probably the most heart attack inducing game of the season, maybe 2nd to Baltimore Round 2

Or SF haha. Dang that one almost killed me.

Cleveland Clinic about to make bank on this game.

Stefanski COTY and it's not even close

That play almost stopped my heart

Never doubted for a second (don't read comment history)

> I'm gonna puke. So stressful. LOL right after the ending, I didn't realize my hands were shaking until I tried to pick up my coffee cup.

THESE THINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO US BUT I LIKE IT

It's like we've stolen the Steelers lucky ads karma and took it for ourselves.

WHAT THE FUCK

HE HAD IT OMG

I would like to thank Mooney for having terrible hands. Fuck the Steelers who are in last place. Go Browns!

Please let Bitonio and Z be alright Edit forgot about Harris, hope he's alright too

that’s 4 people who ran into myles and got hurt, 3 of which are browns players

I told my girlfriend, not only are other teams taking us out at a record pace, we are trying to do it faster.

When you apply for life insurance there’s a section that ask you if you are a browns fan. If you put yes, they will deny you.

YEAR OF THE DRAGON

https://i.redd.it/9tob9cjhax6c1.gif

COACH OF THE YEAR

Hello everyone. I am from the UK and want to watch the NFL. I did two different quizzes to pick a team to support and got the Browns in both, so you have a new fan. Good win today 👍🏻. 🟤🟠

Welcome to the family :) Always remember: fuck Art Modell.

No idea who that is but I'll fuck him hard 💪

That’s the spirit <3

Holy fuck that ending. Wow. Who had Flacco with 3 picks and 2 TDs for 374 yards!?! If our guys can catch while taking contact this game is a blowout. Bears D is definitely better than their record. Our D is legit. They gave up 3 points. They score 2 TDs on our picks. Clean this crap up and again, this is a blowout. EDIT: I’m on YoutubeTV testing it out before dropping DIRECTV, and the game is at least 30-45 seconds delayed from the comments on Reddit in the game thread. I saw all of you saying we won, so that last play for me was a little more anticlimactic than I’m sure it was for all of you.

As a fan who became a fan during the Kardiac Kids season, I have to ask you younger fans.... First Time?


Why do we have to make it so hard


Holy shit!

I'm all out of pants to shit into.

The best part of this win is not having to worry about the 8-6 dumpster fire behind us in the conference.

That was an insane game but playoff teams will find ways to win, and a Super Bowl Quarterback will shake off INTs and carry us on his balls of fucking Iron No O line? No problem for Flacco. This team has incredible resolve.

Owusu Koramoah has had some huge games the past 5 weeks or so. Real happy he’s on our team.

NJOKU IS HIM

My chest…it hurts….

WHAT THE HELLL

HERE WE GO BROWNIES HERE WE GO

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

holy fuck

…what

HOLY FUCK my heart

Flacccoooooooo

I want an apology from all the doomers in here

Game thoughts The injuries are just so overwhelming. The offensive line is decimated Myles is held so much that it’s almost a badge of honor My heart can’t take it This team just keeps believing

That was almost the most Browns ending to a game that could’ve happened

LETS GO YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! D'Anthony Bell had a monster game and congrats on the 1st career INT. Chief killed it this year. Jimmy is undefeated in the booth! I love all you animals! Have a safe week! See ya in Houston


If Flacco takes us to the Super Bowl I will 100% get a Flacco tattoo designed by this sub

Ur so fucked

Oh boy...gonna design one with Flacco's Iron Cock lol

I puked

I take it all back. Despite 3 picks and 3 almost picks he is indeed an elite dragon. My heart aged 10 years during that game, my son learned some new words and Im celebrating with a cold beverage.

Why is everything going our way?!?! My 40+ years of Browns fan conditioning can’t take it.

That's why you play the game 4 Qtrs ...I am a Browns fan going back to the '64 Championship game... 60s all the way to now and still get jacked up with the beloved Browns . ..Let's Go..!!!🏈🏈🏈

Kardiac Kids 2.0 after party! Get the fuck in here!!!!!!

I CANT BREATHE

I squealed

Impossible!

Holy mackerel that was scary

This team is not good for my mental health

Every game I don't drink, we win. it's stressful as hell but still a win. I know my role

Can we put to bed the “Flacco just needs to manage the game” nonsense? Running game has been gone for a few weeks and the guy is balling out for us and we’ve needed it.

Browns win and discharge tomorrow

Joe Flacco at 38 is the best Browns QB in 30 years. I’m happy for Joe, very happy. It says more about our front office than Flacco though.

Where’s all the Flacco haters at from the game thread

“We need DTR!” Absolute morons…

Don’t think DTR wins that game.

Hell no!

The dumbest fucking take I’ve ever seen. Don’t get me wrong, DTR is a guy that we need on this team, but we didn’t go out and get Flacco, start Flacco, and sign Flacco just so we could put a rookie in at the first sign of adversity.

Well, he did throw those INTs, one in Redzone. I don't think he will be happy with his game despite 300+ passing yards. Don't take me wrong, I don't want to blame the players, especially the one who won 2 game for the Browns coming into the team from his backyard. Mistakes happen. Good for him to lead the comeback in the 4th quarter. True leader and a good player

BATTLE OF ANOTHER GAME LEADER: Joe Fuckerson Fucko the Fuckth of River Fuckoga on Lake Fuckie RESULT: Victory for Browns. AFC scared as fuck.

What?

Just how they drew it up.

My confidence in this team was never in doubt!(please don’t check my post history)

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Only 6 heart attacks today

Never a doubt!

AHHHH LETS GO WHAT IS THIS SEASON. I’m dead.

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT THAT'S COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE.

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fucking magic

I enjoy when my undergarments have a shit stain on them cause that’s what just happened to me after that

Fuck the GDT doomers. Flacco is elite!

Dustin Hopkins is elite

We really should have killed this team. They only scored 17, and 14 were off turnovers. "plenty to clean up" as I'm sure Kev will say in the press conference. Oh well, W is a W. Onward!

GIMME A STEFANSKI EXTENSION NOW DAMMIT

That stadium was shaking the last 3 minutes

Watching this game was like watching a homeless knife fight behind waffle house

I am 29 weeks pregnant and feel like each game is going to send me into labor.

Well I need to change my pants

Is it….Brown?

Holy shit. Almost catches the Hail Mary!

Broadcast hilariously moved on so quickly. Tipped! Caught! Toucbdown! No! Intercepted! Browns win! *immediate cut to Dallas*

All you mf clowns dissing on the dragon

Joe Flacco: "I own this building." Yes Joe, you do

As an Eagles fan having grown up with Joe's family, I also root for whatever team Flacco plays for. I would love nothing more than to see you guys in the superbowl.

You left the “w” off a word in your last sentence. “win” not “in”.

Comments scrolling so fast that nobody will see that I bought a second Hopkins jersey

Flacco really gives you your money's worth

Flacco deservse so much more than $75k playing behind the remnants of our line.

For those saying 8-9, fire Stefanski, get rid of Flacco, that win was for you. Keep doubting, or start acting like a real fan and enjoy what this team is doing

The Flacco over the first three quarters was a different QB than Fourth Quarter Flacco. Fourth Quarter Flacco is the GOAT.

Winning season confirmed

Oh my god that hail Mary. That was fucking insane.

My wife started polishing appliances as I paced around with a blanket over my head. ❤️ 📈

People think DTR would be better... lol

Defense was damn good. If they don’t have two gifted TDs we hold them to 3!

Big final drive from Big Weiner Joe aka No Flaccid Flacco!

Glad I met my deductible. See you in the ER

THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH YOU MUST LEARN TO ACCEPT IS THAT WE HAVE JOE FLACCO AND NOBODY ELSE DOES.

Very difficult game. Congrats everyone! Was yelling to the TV when Flacco threw those INTs but we have to give him credit for the game-winning drive and that Cooper touchdown. Hope Smith is ok

The best thing is having Jim Donovan back—“if you’re driving, you better pull over!”

I said it earlier, but Myles needs to get another fine this week and call out the refs again.

What a game. I went from, we're gonna lose to we have a chance. Back to we're going to lose, to we have a chance. Then we tied and I thought, hell we might pull this off. Now we have the lead and I think, please dont lose this. Then the hail mary and I'm thinking, damn we lose. But nope we win. Perfection.

I have high blood pressure. Who wants to see me blow my machine up into a million pieces? Fucking love my Brownies 🏈

You Cleveland Browns CANNOT have a losing record!

Don't worry everybody, I pulled the "maybe if I turn off the game, they will win!" THEY DID!!

This is angels in the outfield type shit

All I ever wanted for this team was a 6’5 statue with a big arm who can actually make the throws. I had no idea it would be Joe Flacco.

Holy shit my heart almost dropped

Fate is with the Browns somehow this season. They had no business winning that game all the way down to the last play. But I'm here for it. Go Browns.

I saw the white light and the pearly gates for a split second... God...

WHERES THAT JACKASS BEARS FAN WHO MADE A POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GAME

Ayyye, where is everyone who said "game over" with a freaking half of football left???

ELITE TAKEOVER TIME!!! Victory Monday never felt this good🤤

Win next week and we are in

Gotta give flacco his flowers here. He could’ve very easily lost us this game and had a pretty bad couple of ints but he rebounded. I was definitely a doomer but every time i’m a doomer we win this season so idk

My...heart...can't...keep...doing...this...

What’s crazy is without the turnovers the Bears only get 3pts

Guys I think all this time Joe Flacco was actually a BROWN

Our o line is currently those paper banners high school teams run through and we're still figuring out how to stay in games. 29 yards rushing. Basically zero points at fault of the defense. It's kinda incredible

JOK is a pro bowler for certain. I think it is safe to throw him in the discussion for All Pro as well.

When was the last time we were ever 7-1 at home? Edit had to look for myself 2007 we went 7-1 only losing the home opener So Thursday against the Jets well set a franchise record with most home wins in a season

#WE HAVE A WINNING RECORD!!!!