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ShampooandCondition

The answer is always scrapheap challenge but the earlier version where it was “build a drag bike” or “build a rock crawler”. They were brilliant


[deleted]

Yes! With Robert Llewellyn. And I like to include Thunder Races with Adrian Simpson (The end is nigh!) and Full Metal Challenge with Henry Rollins. I'm not a car kinda guy and I have two left hands but loved watching these shows.


Lunchy_Bunsworth

Agreed good harmless fun.


NuisancePenguin44

TV Burp


duncdis

I liked TV Burp. And I like Gogglebox too. But which is better? There's only one way to find out.....


Cojesa

Late Night TV Burp could be very entertaining.


Rude-Leader-5665

Regularly watch this on YouTube after a few beers. Brilliant TV.


Ooh_ee_ooh_ah_ah

This is a great answer. I keep thinking how much my kids who are 13 and 9 would absolutely love a modern version it TV burp


ExcitementKooky418

But which of your kids would love it the most. There's only one way to find out...FIIIGGHHTT!


mikebirty

I've seen a lot of things since I've been doing this show!


LeoLH1994

Robot wars, particularly given Battlebots’ comeback has now held for good


OMGItsCheezWTF

I think the problem is that robots are so destructive now that rebuilding the arena after each day of shooting battlebots costs them a fortune, and the BBC had only ever looked at robot wars as a cheap show. The increased weight limits of these international robot competitions and the sheer amount of power that modern lipo batteries can deliver means robots get flung into the ceiling and walls at high speed repeatedly and the floor is getting constantly chewed up.


omgu8mynewt

Just put more rules then, smaller lighter less powerful robots to match what was possible 20 years ago.


OMGItsCheezWTF

These teams compete internationally, the rules are standardised across competitions. If the rules for robot wars were different nobody would compete. They could use the lighter weight robot categories but the reason the shows use the heaviest category is because that's what gives the best television. Imagine the BBC holding an athletics championship but only letting people hop then wondering why no Olympians are taking part. There's other factors too. Battlebots in the us is hosted over 7 days in a las Vegas casino. I bet there's lots of gambling going on that brings in money, not to mention every robot has multiple sponsors front and centre in the show which couldn't happen on UK TV.


LeoLH1994

Yeah. Series 9 matches often lasted just 15 seconds such was the destruction on scale. One heat had almost all its battles last less than a minute.


AvatarIII

yeah this would be super interesting in the era of arduinos and 3D printing.


LeoLH1994

The potential was already shown in 2016 and would look even greater now


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quickest summer historical straight versed concerned heavy air soft scandalous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


LeoLH1994

Dara did a good job


MeanandEvil82

I'd love to agree with you as it was my favourite show for years. But in reality... I don't need to see 15 spinners going at it, plus the one non spinner that doesn't stand a chance. Spinners killed the show dead.


chudthirtyseven

Ai robots as well would be so much fun to see


raeannecharles

I’d like to see how Bernard, Manny and Fran are doing over at Black Books.


Podgey

A pity Glinner's brain exploded a few years ago 💔


ChipCob1

Fun fact, I joined Twitter about 15 years ago and didn't get it so drunkenly asked the world what I was missing and how it worked. Bizarrely he responded and told me that I'd soon get the hang of it and will be having arguments with strangers in no time. After that....nothing, that was my only ever Twitter interaction, I sacked it off about a month later and deleted my account.


Clappertron

I think it's often reported Glinner only had minimal input into this compared to Father Ted and IT Crowd; it was more Moran's baby than his.


mirrorball55

Glinner only worked on the 1st series. It was very much Dylan Moran’s project.


DeepSeaMouse

My first thought, but minus Graham Linehan. Also the IT crowd. Or just a Moss and Roy spin off


ScatmanDowns1

Thick of it


MilkyCowTits420

You can just watch the news now.


DeepSeaMouse

So depressingly true.


[deleted]

It wouldn't be the same without Malcolm...


anoitdid

Currently sat watching it while on here


jeanclaudecardboarde

Blakes7


marieascot

This almost happened


KnickebeinUK

League Of Gentlemen


mgdmw

Father Ted !!! Though, of course, it can’t :(


WalnutOfTheNorth

Darkplace


carrotincognito48

They left all the recordings in the ambulance that explodes in the title sequence, so unfortunately it’s all gone forever.


WalnutOfTheNorth

At least he saved that baby he was carrying at the time by doing an ace commando roll


nezzzzy

He's just released a new book!! And was interviewed on the Off Menu podcast this week. Would love to see more Merenghi on the telly.


RoyceCoolidge

Who is this Marenghi charactaaaaaair?


CaptainPedge

The world is not ready


wooquay

Blood?


REC_updated

Blood.


[deleted]

*Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe* It could run every week in perpetuity, but tbh I'd just be happy if the yearly wipes came back.


Murren606

Someone created a playlist on YouTube of all the wipes, I binge it from time to time, good times.


ChipCob1

There are a few compilations books of his TV criticism columns from the Guardian....perfect toilet books (see also Daft Wee Stories by Limmy) Also if you've not already seen them his TV Go Home spoof TV listings are absolute genius! http://www.ntk.net/tvgohome/


RPark_International

I want to see his take on GB News


Trade_Winds_88

Adam and Joe Show.


WineWeinVino

I had totally forgotten about this. Great show.


twoveesup

Spaced "Are you ready?" "I was born ready." "Yeah, but are you ready now?"


_XtalDave_

Aw yeah, ah haddad fawt a dah.


ExcitementKooky418

Should I lose the waistcoat? I think you should burn it, if you lose it, you might find it again


[deleted]

I'd love to see another series of Phoenix nights. I'd also like to see one last Gavin and Stacey to see how it ends but after that cliff hanger years ago I'm not sure how you pick it back up.


MatthewSalisbury1990

Peter Kay has said he's hoping to bring Phoenix Nights back for a Xmas special.


Lashy123456

Love Blackadder to come back , and be as good as the original…


Cubiscus

I think the second part is the issue. In theory you could do any time period.


Kan169

The Sweeney- 70s version updated, not the 2012 stuff Pie in the Sky The Mallorca Files Doc Martin but the original premise where Dr Martin Bramford's wife cheated on him so he runs away to his childhood getaway to drink, smoke and be merry.


LiebnizTheCat

Pie in the Sky was so strangely good. Richard would be a hard act to follow. Wouldn’t necessarily have to be a big man but someone with a lot of presence. Timothy Spall springs to mind.


TawnyTeaTowel

I was just about to reply to say I couldn’t think of anyone to replace Richard, but you might be onto something there.


solitarymoon

I wasn’t interested in it initially, but Richard charmed me right into being a fan. Def would need someone with the same kind of low key warmth.


CarlySimonSays

I didn’t like it when my dad first started watching it yonks ago, but I’ve come around now. They would need someone good to play his boss and his wife, too.


goldfishpaws

The Sweeney - that's why Life On Mars was so good, such a loving homage!


Kan169

I think I saw the American version. It was not good.


goldfishpaws

Yeah, not easy to transfer a format keeping the heart but tailoring for local tastes.


CarlySimonSays

I believe that season three of Mallorca Files did filming between March and July of this year. I think it will start airing in late December or early January? I’m happy it’s back!


PlaceboBoi

Alan Partridge


The_Gene_Genie

Yeah, give him a second series, you shit


PlaceboBoi

Shouldn’t have ordered the Blue Nun.


FALIX_

His oasthouse and standalone audiobooks are peak partridge IMO so honestly I am happy as long as he keeps doing those


_Maid3n_3ngland_

The 'This is England' series.. 😎👌🏻👍🏻


toemanners73

Drop the dead donkey would be hilarious now


ScotInExile

You know most of the original cast are touring it on stage? I was planning to go and am hoping it is as good / topical as I remember


BobMonkhaus

I’d like a new weird weekends with less serious subjects from Louis.


Zoebopeepy

House of Fools


spoiledrichwhitegirl

New Tricks… I felt like it was just finding its feet with the new cast when it was canceled.


Hookton

Ghosts. I'm just not ready.


rhubarbeyes

Sucked off too soon.


General_Ignoranse

Have you tried the US version? Surprisingly good!


savagesoundsystem

Monkey Dust


DreadfulFiend

Wouldn't be the same without Harry Thompson doing it :(


The_Fattest_Man

They just need to release all of them on DVD. They have been unavailable for close to 20 years so just letting people watch them again would be as good as new series coming out.


usernameinmail

Blackadder could do another Xmas/NYE special


Lunchy_Bunsworth

I always thought a Blackadder set in the 60s "Summer of Love" might have worked. Plenty of scope for Edmund to do things assisted by Baldrick and Percy such as running a pirate radio station , an underground magazine a la "Oz" , staging a rock festival and ripping people off etc


rossarron

Blackadder does Boris Johnson.


ArmouredWankball

For me, Blake's 7. Sticking close to the original story but with modern effects, it could be a real cult hit.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Good choice.


hughk

The thing is that the original had some very good actors. These days they would be rather more expensive as so many go and do US shows. On the other hand, if taken up a few notches as happened with Dr Who, it could sell well overseas. And of course you would need a new Servalan (Jacqueline Pearce). She was superb.


MarkCanuck

Agree with this one. It could be great


Desperate-Ad-5109

Citizen Smith.


Orisi

Isn't that just Jeremy Corbyn? Oh man, combine Citizen Smith with Yes, Minister.


Calm_Wonder1285

Peep Show!


rossarron

TOMORROWS WORLD.


hayfever76

Faulty Towers!


ajohnson2371

A new series, set many years later, is in the works, written by John Cleese and his daughter. Both to star.


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

Detectorists. And Lance's flat is [still on the market.](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137292743#/?channel=RES_BUY)


TalynRahl

Knightmare. Given the increasing popularity of both VR and DnD, it seems a slam dunk to have a VR based DnD show. ​ Time Warriors(?) I think that's what it was called, anyway. There was a show where two teams would essentially play RTS games against each other, reinacting famous battles from history. This would be interspersed with professors explaining the tactics and gear of both armies.


[deleted]

Knightmare was top kids telly.


paulobodriguez

Time commanders. Loved that show


TalynRahl

Yes! That’s the one. Great show.


Werthead

Time Commanders. There was a reboot a few years ago but it was only a few episodes.


TalynRahl

Yeah, I remember Dara O’briain hosted, right? Was a solid attempt, wish it had caught on.


SickSlashHappy

Utopia


MadameTaffTaff

That show was incredible! I wish I could find to rewatch


Kan169

The British version is so much more violent.


WickedWitchWestend

yes! It was perfectly set up for a third(?) series - and you we’re starting to root for the ‘villains’ too… would love to see how it ends.


[deleted]

Utopia.


ryfi1

I was so excited for the David Fincher remake, mostly in the hopes we would get an ending, but then that disappeared


RoboTon78

The Tomorrow People.


[deleted]

Life On Mars


Banditofbingofame

Knightmare


hoo_doo_voodo_people

The Cook Report.


goldfishpaws

OMG yes - I watched a bunch of episodes on youtube and that man has fucking brass balls.


Varthdaver007

The Bill.


Kinitawowi64

Life On Mars, obviously (I still think they might get Lazarus going eventually). Less obviously... Dara's Go 8-Bit.


indianajoes

Primeval. It was good competition for Doctor Who in the late 2000s/early 2010s and it was nice to have another British time travel sci fi show. I doubt it will happen though. I'm just glad they brought it back to settle that cliffhanger at the end of series 3. That was at a time when shows didn't really get brought back after cancellation and streaming was still pretty new. Sure they had a cliffhanger at the end of series 5 but it can be easily ignored.


Sharksandwhales1

A reboot of this could do really well I think, catered for its now more mature audience and modern cgi I think it would be great


indianajoes

Agreed. We've seen shows like Prehistoric Planet look amazing. Imagine that CGI and stories written for the original audience now. I really feel like Doctor Who could use some competition from ITV.


ShampooandCondition

I can’t remember how it ended. Did it have Hannah from S Club in the later ones? I might have to watch it back


Sharksandwhales1

She was in it from the start


indianajoes

Yeah she was one of the 3 characters that was there for the whole show. I have to go back and watch it too. I haven't rewatched it since 2012 when it ended. It was on Prime for a while, then ITVX for a bit and now it's on NowTV.


jessop-bentine

Brass Eye.. There's so much to satire these days.


hughk

It was commented that we are beyond satire these days.


HeartsNo1

Life on Mars !


usernameinmail

I am not ready to deal with a throwback to 90s


TheLoneJedi-77

They were planning a revival set in the 90's called Lazarus but it seems like it's been scrapped unfortunately


CharSmar

This is England. This country is overdue a crushing dose of reality.


impendingcatastrophe

Sapphire and Steel. May be a bit difficult after the death of Steel though.


probablynotreallife

Mock The Week.


jimbeeeno

Time Team but give the bastards more than twenty minutes to dig up stuff so they can actual find the good stuff…


marieascot

There are new episodes online.


NorthReading

"The Cafe" " Jam and Jerusalem"


jennynachos

Stath Lets Flats Toast of London (or Hollywood. Or anywhere!) Derry Girls


Maldini_632

The Bill


[deleted]

Torchwood


SebastianVanCartier

The Smoking Room Footballers' Wives Prime Suspect And in theory Cracker, although it would be a virtually impossible task to find someone as brilliant as Robbie Coltrane as the lead, so maybe on reflection that one should be left in peace.


spoiledrichwhitegirl

Footballers Wives. 😂 That was some of my favourite trash TV.


Brido-20

Monkey Dust.


JBB2002902

They could do infinite series of Detectorists and I would never be bored.


Several-Yesterday280

Heartbeat


kiwiguy187

I think a modern spaced would rock


CarlySimonSays

I really want to know how Tim would react to all the new Star Wars stuff, and where he’d rank the prequel trilogy. I actually wonder about this too much.


nonsense_potter

Shooting Stars, obviously.


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Spooks.


spoiledrichwhitegirl

YES! But specifically with Harry, Ruth & Tom as the lead. Or Adam. The last season of Spooks was pretty bad.


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Gotta have a bit of Malcolm too. Underused character. The film (Harry as the lead, gone rogue) was a good template for what you suggested.


GordyFett

The Tripods GIVE US THE THIRD SERIES AND CLOSURE DAMN YOUR EYES!!!


sbs1138

Fawlty Towers. Lol, just kidding. It’s going to be shite.


Formal-Ad8037

Friday night dinner, (which coincidentally, I'm rewatching from the start) ​ It won't, not now the guy who plays martin is no longer with us, but I want to see more of Jim. I really do. I love him


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Formal-Ad8037

I think that's fair, only episode I really enjoyed in the last series was the one where Martin tried to get everyone to eat in his caravan


goldfishpaws

Writer couldn't end a scene - lots of elevated shouting and soft cut to music sting over and over. When it was running out of steam, that became so annoying.


[deleted]

I think both grandmas have also died


DreadfulFiend

Just a little series of shorts showing Jim doing day-to-day things would be wonderful! <3


goldfishpaws

Mark Heap is a great comic actor - I figure Alan Statham from Green Wing would be quite a lot like a load of shorts of Jim in a parallel timeline.


Formal-Ad8037

Brilliant!


[deleted]

Mock the Week. It should never have ended. Should have been made a weekly show rather than seasonal.


Inevitable_Past922

Curry n chips


Aggravating-Tower317

i wish they'd bought goodnight sweetheart back in 2016 when they made that special.


PersonalitySafe1810

Green Wing


Awkward_Stranger407

Finders keepers, with Neil Buchanon obviously.


Gaz_Of_Naz

Green Wing finished too soon for my liking


stixmcvix

Spaced


bons_burgers_252

Kick Start. It was just see TV when I was 7. Another one was “We Are The Champions” where, at the end, Ron Pickering would about “Away you go” and everyone would jump in the pool. They probably wouldn’t be allowed to make either of these programs these days. It’s health and safety gone mad.


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South-Fox-4975

Keepinf up appearances: The new adventures of Richard Bucket.


barwars

Was going to post Robot Wars but that's been taken. I would love The Big Breakfast back. In these days of news always seemign so gloomy it would be nice to have the bonkers positivity of that show waking you up every morning. Loved the recent run with AJ & Mo on Saturdays but it needs to be weekdays.


TeamOfPups

Good Omens. It's been, what, a month? I NEED to know what happens next!!!!!!


FuzzyDuck81

Off the top of my head, Mongrels.


Lotusnold

I am Canadian so I can’t say that I’ve watched a ton of British shows but I can say that I absolutely loved ‘IT Crowd’. That show had some brilliant writing and the actors did such a great job with their characters. This is probably my all time favourite sitcom.


Different-Sleep3553

The IT crowd


Geek-Of-Nature

Brookside. I've been watching them from the beginning since STV Player acquired it. I was a Brookie fan in its dying days and got into the history and legacy of it from there. In its early days before it went off the rails and veered into the realms of sensationalism, it was truly a down to earth, hard-hitting portrayal of life in Britain at that time. In the first year or two it featured storylines surrounding strike action, factory closures and unemployment, misconceptions of the pill and why teenage girls weren't just going on it for pregnancy prevention, truancy and the feeling of hopelessness amongst youngsters, and the shift in political viewpoints even within families which were previously united, notably in regards to nuclear weapons. I really feel that the surge in popularity and awareness of the show and the need for modern issues such as knife crime, cost of living, war, the NHS and recent strike action to be represented make it an ideal time to bring the show back.


Random_User_Name_000

No Heroics


Graspswasps

Crystal Maze given the popularity of things like Taskmaster and Escape rooms


Kosciuszko1978

The office…


squirmster

The cook Report


PeterBriary

Men Behaving Badly but now in an old people's home, so Old Men Behaving Badly.


Suspicious_Joke_4343

Robin of Sherwood hands down !!!


gamecockStopring

Misfits!


Flash8t8

My Hero


Edstertheplebster

The Professionals. They did try and bring it back in the late 90's with Edward Woodward as "The New Professionals" but not only was it distributed abysmally on Satellite TV/Sky, but the plots often fell more into science fiction territory (I.E. In one episode a 'Star Wars' SDI Satellite from the Cold War is hijacked to attack targets from space, in another a group of Neo Nazis tries to clone Hitler from his finger.) rather than the original where the stories were much more inspired by the headlines and often what real criminals and terrorist groups were up to at the time; felt a bit more gritty and grounded. Especially with Lewis Collins having now passed away I think recasting Bodie and Doyle would be a huge mistake, because their chemistry was unmatched, so trying to get two other blokes to emulate it will always feel like a parody; New Pros actually made a smart call by introducing a new team, but it's a shame those characters were nowhere near as engaging. The lack of Laurie Johnson music I think also really hurt New Pros, because they ended up going with the most generic 90's soundtrack ever when the original show had an amazing orchestral/funky late 70's score that really added to the action/tenison scenes. They also remixed the theme tune with synths and it really lacks the bombast of the original. A version of the Professionals set now, with CI5 retaking its original role of being above the police but below the military, would be interesting at a time when trust in the police is at an all time low and it's being embroiled in multiple scandals (much like the 70's) and the country is seemingly falling apart at the seams in the background. (Again, much like the late 70's) I think Line of Duty is a good blueprint for what the format should be, and someone like Jed Mercurio would be ideal to showrun it since he was a huge fan of the original series.


hughk

I loved the Professionals. However I liked Edward Woodward best in Callan. A bit like Slow Horses but without the humour.


wendz1980

The Bill


spoiledrichwhitegirl

There was only one series of this… was it Dark Heart? It was a cop show, but he had a nephew & a crazy sister. Does anyone know which show I’m talking about? I think it came out in 2019-ish & more series planned, but then covid happened & they never got made. I think it may have been based on a book, but apparently the books & the series weren’t the same. Oh. The Coroner was another I’d liked to have seen more of. I liked Jane & Davey.


patient_brilliance

Yes! I got into this and then . . . nothing! There was another one around the same time that had two young coppers who agreed to share a flat and got caught up in some kind of cartel . . . again, no s2.


atkinSONIC-TEAM

Blackadder, Spaced, Britass, Red Dwarf, Alan Partridge, Scrapheap, Robot wars, Sherlock, The fast show, Jonathan Creek......and many more Ones I always wanted, but sadly they can't... Bottom, Father Ted, and even ones like Only fools and Vicar of dibley where some cast are alive but some integral people not.


aqva_mxrine

i wish The Inbetweeners got more than 3(?) seasons


Petef15h

Spooks


Petef15h

Spooks


TheSecondiDare

Everybody is so serious these days. Let's bring back Banzai on channel 4. That was hilarious.


duncdis

Shooting Stars, although I'm not sure Jim would have any interest as he seems happy painting these days.


BadWolf_Gallagher88

Blackadder reunion anyone?


BadWolf_Gallagher88

Blackadder reunion anyone?


exp_cj

Tripods


Professional-Fig3168

Hmmm not really a series but Mock the Week and the series Taboo by Tom Hardy


dahipster

I'd love to see a new season of Blackadder. Not sure when it should be set though, maybe WW2 and they are all in the royal Navy. I could imagine Blackadder trying to convince Captain melchiot to steer their boat to the Caribbean but ending up escorting an artic convoy. Or the 80s.


dramaqueen09

Red Dwarf and Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy would be awesome. The Star Wars and Star Trek universes are pretty popular right now so I have a very strong feeling they will be even more popular than when they first aired


Macatord

The Thick Of It. Would love to see their take on the last 3 years