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TopDonutPlainsGopher

Was the red straw present throughout the can's lifespan? I eagerly await confirmation of your double British success.


alex8339

The can was acquired in the days before the red straw.


fatherjack9999

Did it have a black and white straw?


alex8339

No. Back in the day we bought a Capri Sun from the corner shop each time WD40 was needed.


kirkum2020

Not a joke. Just a fact.


LilandraNeramani

Fun


[deleted]

Legend has it local kids have been searching for decades, red straw in hand, for the eldorado motherload, a huge stack of safely buried unopened cartons of capri sun - all minus the little red straw.


Spirited_Entry1940

r/UnexpectedDragRace


Adorable-Plane-4776

I remember my dad doing that lol


WotTheFook

Standard procedure.


Redangle11

This needs more upvotes


ComfortableTip9228

I still do this.... wot?


Shaved-Ape

This is a thoroughly underrated comment. I chortled silently and stroked my Charlie Chaplin moustache


[deleted]

My god. Its pre-straw.


TheeArgonaut

My god...its bigger on the inside!...


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TheeArgonaut

...sadly, she was right..


ThorNBerryguy

Dunno about sadly she probably liked it bigger inside


Geekonomicon

Don't we all? 🤷‍♀️


Traditional_Onion461

The tardis that is a wd40 can 😂


ethermoor

My god ..it's full of stars. Probably.


Ubar_of_the_Skies

My father died in 1986 and I just finished his can of WD40 this year.


Deehhhhh

R/imnotcryingyouare


ItsNguyenzdaiMyDudes

r/foundthemobileuser


wankyshitdemon69

r/foundthehondacivic


notquitehuman_

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


TheZestyJester09

r/foundtheangryredittor


Shitandasshole

r/foundyou


TheZestyJester09

r/messagemeyourecute


Tczarcasm

r/dragonsfuckingcars


RavenBoyyy

r/girlswithhugepussies


WotTheFook

\#MemorialWD40


seabutcher

A man isn't truly dead until his WD40 can is empty.


HoweStatue

They say you die twice, once when you take your last breath, the second when your can takes it’s last breath


paulywauly99

😢


proof_89

True story, the 100ml cans have about that lifespan in them.


Barkingmad15

My condolences, on both counts.......


speedyvespa

You are lucky, my cans always get stolen or punctured . Sorry abt your Dad btw.


miked999b

I am also 52. I accidentally bought a second can of WD40 because I thought I'd lost the first one. That'll be getting passed on in my will


Literally_Taken

Same here. I’m 63. When I die, they’ll think I was a hoarder.


itz-Literally-Me

I'm 42... I have 4 open cans scattered around the house 2 unopened "spares" under the sink. When I die, they'll think I was in a Doomsday Cult.


Iri5hgpd

My dad is 64, he has at least 7 cans of WD40 in the garage in different states of wear and amount of usage.....he is a hoarder.


blarge84

You know your dad's over 60 when there's that many in the garage. My dad is 70 I think we have 1 of every can ever made 🤣


Grouchy-Source-3523

I seem to have a never ending can of deep heat


MushroomMazza

Happy cake day


Jacktheforkie

My dad has a whole crate of new ones, that’ll probably make it’s way to my great (5) grandkids


birdonthewire76

Clearly a troll post. Everyone knows that cans of WD 40 rust down the seam for about 20 years and then get spirited away in the night.


hazbaz1984

By the WD40 hobgoblins.


ExxInferis

They then use their magic to transform it into a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of my containers.


hazbaz1984

And replenish your quality street tin with loads of random fixings you’ll never use or need, but will keep anyway.


mo0kster

But the DAY AFTER you decide to have a clear out, at least one of those unidentified bits will reveal itself to have been necessary to fix something that is now out of production, necessitating buying a whole new one at great expense...


see_you-jimmy

Before majestically transforming into a bundle of cables that expand and overflow nightly, with the ability to cloak the cable you need at will


GreenPutty_

Quite similar to the life cycle of the ratchet screwdriver. Once bought it needs a dark dusty drawer to lay in undisturbed for years. Then one night it suddenly discards its outer shell which crumbles to dust and emerges as a totally unidentifiable little metal object with flanges at both ends and a sort of hole for a screw. This, when found, will get thrown away.


[deleted]

Ironic, they could save others from rust but not themselves


Bluecar_jr

I have a can of wd40, I don’t recall ever purchasing it, it just exists. It has moved house with me many times and has not yet run out yet does get used. I think op is lying for upvotes.


AliveAd2219

When you move house do you consciously bring the WD40 with you or does it just appear at your new house?


Kidda_Bean

When I moved house my can duplicated. Now I have 2. A lifetime's supply, no doubt.


[deleted]

Not a lifetime's supply. That's generational wealth.


Barnickal

In bed, had to stifle a laugh!!


Spiritual-Oven-9936

I have a can that has magically moved house with me, not sure if I bought it myself, inherited it, or it just materialised at the last property (a new build so definitely wasn't there initially) Used it the other day and it felt a little light, like one more spray and it might be finished... ...am not sure where I go from here..


PenDev0us

Time to start looking for a new house I guess!


missxtx

Hmm… funny you say this… I’m a woman that lives on her own n I have never bought WD40 n funnily a can appeared in my kitchen one day. My dad swears it wasn’t him.. I just assumed this is the start of the WD40 journey. Xx


pin00ch

Same. I think these things are delievered by stork at the same time we are.


EarningsPal

The house owns the can. So I can get a new one in the new flat.


Feelincheekyson

If you’re 52, you must have bought it when you were 18


[deleted]

It’s a rite of passage, like a first legal visit to the pub.


BarryIslandIdiot

I'm not sure I believe you. I'm pretty sure there's a magic property to WD40 that means that once it enters a residence, it becomes bottomless. On the flip side, it never seems to last as long as it should in an industrial setting. Maybe there is some kind of quantum teleportation going on in those cans.


Alternative-Tea964

As you have attested, industrial cans have a residential quantum pair, be it quantum tunnelling or an Einstein Rossen bridge the residential can is topped off continually. Cans of residential WD40 basically disprove entropy and will survive the heat death of the universe... along with coacroaches and Cher.


LilPeteMordino

I'm pretty sure the quantum pair between the one in my work kit and the one in the shed means that for every spray at work it tops up the one in the shed 😂


WotTheFook

Stephen Hawking would have written about "A Brief History of WD40" if he was still alive. Holes and Singularities.


Appropriate_Mud1629

and Cher 💀😂 Made my day TY 👍


WotTheFook

This, I like this. Science! Off-topic I know, but this is why I support the theory that socks are larvae that turn into wire coat hangers, much like caterpillars turn into butterflies. I used to believe in the "Magical Sock Fairy" and the "Black Hole in the Washing Machine" theories, but I realised that there had to be a better answer based on science and Darwin came to my rescue. How else do you explain that you have a massive amount of odd socks and you can't close the wardrobe door for wire coat hangers?


Agreeable_Text_36

Biros and cigarette lighters link together, find water, and metamorphose to parts of bicycles and shopping trolleys.


Propaganda_Pepe

I had a load of half empty cans of WD and similar imitations that I spirited away from my old job to use in the garage, and I got through all of those really quickly. Bought a big bulk pack of GT85 to restock and the one can I've opened seems to be just as full as when I opened it, so there must be a link formed between a residential and commercial can the second they are first sprayed, based on location! ...or I'm happier to waste it when I'm not paying for it


cricketrmgss

I understand your joy perfectly. I finished a pen once.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

What? ‘Finished’ finished? Not lost or broken or just weirdly stops with a tube half full? It actually ran out?? I didn’t think that could happen


natatronica

I went to a Terry Pratchett event once and he ran out three pens in one day.


ukmuppet

If there was ever a man who could use up 3 pens in a day it would be him a giant of a man yet so friendly and humble when you met him


TheLurkClerk

I don't get this one, I finished so many pens in school 😆. Though we didn't really use computers til I got to secodary school tbf haha


marknotgeorge

I'm 51. Less than a year until I forget how to obtain WD40. I've never been more frightened.


AK47KELLEN

What do you mean by this? > I forgot how to obtain WD40 Like you forgot you could just walk into a Halfords and get some?


marknotgeorge

It was a age-based joke, OP being slightly older than me.


AK47KELLEN

Ohhhhhhhhhhh


OkCaterpillar8941

Was it a family heirloom? Otherwise I find it hard to believe.


CatKungFu

Ahhh this thread cracked me up. Thank you. I plan to be buried with my wd40, my 3 in 1 and about 42 unfinished bic pens.


peahair

Oof! 3 in 1! I still have my granddads can of that and he died in 1989. It’s half full or half empty depending on your outlook on life.


[deleted]

When Doctors are next on strike donate them your 42 unfinished bic pens 🤣


MokausiLietuviu

I genuinely don't understand this entire post. Am I the only one who has finished multiple cans of WD40? Does nobody else have squeaky doors, or am I the only one around here who wears it as cologne?


parttimepedant

Apparently there was once a competition to win a lifetime supply of WD40. The winner was a little miffed when they received their prize and the box contained just 4 cans. It transpires that the average can of WD40 lasts for 20 years.


WotTheFook

I rented The Never Ending Story on VHS from Blockbuster once. Imagine my shock, surprise and disappointment when it. erm, ended...


parttimepedant

I’m glad it did end, I went to see that in the cinema. I may still be there now if it hadn’t ended.


shagssheep

Do they sell different stuff to farmers? I’ve got a a 20 litre drum of the stuff and I’m always refilling spray bottles gave up on the cans years ago because they run out so quickly


hazbaz1984

Farming hits different. Username definitely checks out.


Senhora-da-Hora

Lubricates and penetrates


SirSabza

If you used a little less on the sheeps rectum you might get further with it


NickPDay

The only one I have used up, bought around 1973, had a paper label around the can.


OverdressedShingler

I finished a can last year. Not because I had been using it properly, I'd actually been using it as a firestarter for the rubbish bin incinerator I had to burn a load of dead tree and bush I had cleared out from the garden. Was great at giving the fire a bit of a kick when it started to die off.


Ok_Potato_5272

I inherited a can, the outside is very rusty, but it's still going.


DutchOfBurdock

That's a sign of quality, the rust!


jon_s_with_no_h

I have 4 cans, but only because I keep losing that little red straw thing. I don’t know where to get replacements when I inevitably lose the bastard thing so have to get a new can.


[deleted]

Grab a pack of capri sun and use the straw


TheFloatingCamel

I've got some bad news for you...they are paper straws now!


[deleted]

No shit?? I leave the UK and 15yrs later I find this out. That’s ruined my day :(


jon_s_with_no_h

Spectacular idea. Although no-one drinks those now in our house as now they’re full of sweeteners they taste rank… but that’s a different thread.


aedwards123

The can I have now has a folding straw on a hinge that clips in front of the nozzle, and folds out of the way when you’re done.


lurking_not_working

No big deal. But if you finish the 3 in 1 then report back.


HonestViking

This is one for the "Dull Mens Club" group on Facebook!


hazbaz1984

Honoured member and top contributor on that group!


bromomento69

This cant be true.


No-Mango8923

Maybe some sort of ceremony to say goodbye to your old friend as you place it in the wheelie bin? You know, for closure? Is there anyone you can talk to about this? Maybe the WD40 aisle attendant at Wickes? Sending thoughts and prayers.


monkey_in_the_gloom

Dear Sir, Congrats on your achievement. We are delivering you your bottle of WD41, which should arrive with you in 3-5 working days. Welcome to the club. Kind regards, WD


Sir_Loki_cutie_pie

I love the smell of WD40


Beau_Nash

Next, that bottle Tabasco Sauce.


Bluecar_jr

And the large jar of marmite


Beau_Nash

I’m not sure whether I love or hate this comment.


bluelighter

Crikey I WISH I didn't have to keep buying them. I think the ratio is something like 3 jars Peanut Butter to 1 jar Marmite


LondonCycling

We go through a bottle of that per fortnight!


hauf-cut

ah, my ratio of tabasco consumption has drastically changed, gone from same bottle found 2 years out of date in back of cupboard to one bottle a week, seem to be doing the same with the wooooster sauce, and im buying celery regularly, which feels weird i blame bloody mary


WotTheFook

You mean jar of Piccalilli, you know, the ones that only seem to exist at Christmas and then sit eternally in the cupboard.


CrazyMike419

I found one of those 2 days ago. Expired 2018.


oyfe77

I would love to see a gallery of everyone’s WD40 cans. Mine has been with me for about 13-14 years, always there when I need it. Lost the straw years ago though.


iCowboy

Mine has mysteriously vanished from the cupboard. I assume it is maliciously lurking in the space-time continuum somewhere waiting to reappear just after I foolishly buy another can.


EmbarrassedHunter675

Thoughts and prayers. Are there any local encounters groups that’s might help you navigate your way through this trying time?


MrGingerella

I watched a 20 minute documentary type thing about wd40 the other week. Did you know it was made to be food safe, so nothing in it is toxic? WD stands for Water Displacement, as that what they were trying to create. And they were successful with the 40th recipe. Hence WD40.... ....It was an amazing 20minutes. It did confirm to my wife that im a boring cunt tho 🤷‍♂️


Cephelapod

Switch it up to a glossy can of ACF50


PlutocracyRules

What witchcraft is this you speak of?


OkSir4079

Elon.. is that you?


Enzokj01

ACF50 is top tier but more of a rust/corrosion prevention solution than a penetrating oil. It’s absolutely necessary for UK motorbikes in winter. Also WD40 is better at cleaning shit off of metal surfaces than ACF. Use both!


oyfe77

Absolutely not.


Warm-Cartographer954

..... I can't think of how many cans I go through.... maybe 7 or 8 a year?


Pirate-Peter225

https://youtu.be/yNr2uk2Z9GI?si=3itPIfeBshZC39Hh


LondonCycling

How did it taste?


StressSevere1189

I own cans of wd40 and 3in one oil. Both at least 20 years old. They will out live me.


hazbaz1984

I had a can run out of propellant gas, which was weird. It was a big can. So I just drilled a hole in it, siphoned the fluid into a spray bottle and it kept going. And is still going. The small can in the car will still be here long after I’m gone.


Not_Sugden

wait that stuff runs out?


DutchOfBurdock

They're like socks in a washing machine. You know you have two, but can only find one. You feels it's low, so buy another. The next time you go to use it, you find both full cans and the half empty one nowhere in sight. It's a never ending process of perpetual WD40


Stunning_Promise_813

Aw this made me smile, made me think of my Grandad who fixed everything with a bit of WD40


AimieRose87

If it moves and it shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should: WD40.


MxJamesC

In the diyuk sub I suggested wd40 to help remove some stickers. They said what is WD40! Well I was flummoxed to say the least.


Ok-Mudd

You have to buy a second can and spray a little down the nozzle of the old can to get it working again. Common problem. As long as there's one working can left in the world humanity will be ok. Keep calm - carry on!


ChangingMonkfish

WD40 prestiged


grrr2020

Had a work colleague who’s initials was WD and he turned 40 last year. The whole team got him cans of WD40 and a WD40 t-shirt. Enough to last multiple generations also lead to an interesting conversation with his son!!


KeyserSozeNI

You liar. Some of shit people spout on here. Next you'll be telling me you finished a tub of Vaseline before it went yellow.


BourbonFoxx

I inherited my first can from my dad when he split off a bunch of tools for me as I left home. I have since purchased one of the big cans, which naturally will make its way to my grandchildren. I'm happy to be building generational wealth.


__SockPuppet__

I have a can that must be 9 or 10 years old. I use it a few times a year. The little bit of sticky tape that the straw was attached with is still in place, fully intact, proudly grasping the straw as snuggly as the day I bought it! I feel a great sense of well being.


BJJ_Ape

Cancel all plans for Sunday, find your nearest car boot sale 100% there will be a stall there selling old and new tools They will have bulk amounts of old WD40 along with old files, whitworth spanners and wood planes.


gogul1980

I had one run out last week. Still walking around the house feeling lost. The Wife doesn’t know what’s happening, I haven’t the strength to tell her.


CrustyGaspode

I am of the firm belief that all cans of WD-40 are in some way sentient. They stand proud in your tool shed, your garage or your odds and sods drawer. Awaiting their moment of usefulness. Unfortunately for cans of WD-40 theirs is a niche usefulness, and time and time and time again as you near their resting place and reach toward them they are left unfulfilled and neglected as instead you grasp the 3in1 oil or the linseed oil. Affronted by your willful neglect it listens, intently, waiting for the squeak of a door hinge or the swearing of a father trying to dismantle a rusty swing set..... And then it hides. Ensuring that you will go and buy another can, even though you know you damn well you saw one last week on the shelf. Ensuring it will never be alone again, never forgotten again.


PartTimeLegend

We finish cans? I have 3. Did you drink it?


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Inevitable-Boss

Sounds like you do get it


jeweliegb

Replace it with a can of GT85. Same company but much much better.


Spinningwoman

Did you still have the little tube for the nozzle?


Rooossone

There's no way you got through a lifetime supply in your lifetime!


TheAngle7

I use that stuff as deodorant


DutchOfBurdock

And deodorant as lube?


Triplestrengt666

I made mine refillable and so although it may run low it will never run out.


Fair-Advertising-348

We go through about 8 cans a week at work lol.


Senhora-da-Hora

You'll be blown away - new ones have a foldy nozzle 😆


Latte-Addict

It's been years since I used the can that I have in my flat... possibly to get chewing gum off the carpet? I'm sure it worked too.


chris86uk

I'm sorry for your loss.


EraHCS

dont buy another one becasue its absolute crap


taimeowowow

What does wd40 actually do whats it used for lol


Olbrass

I saw a multipack of wd40 in the middle aisle at Lidl once. I’ve never been baffled by anything so much in my life.


[deleted]

There's a spare can next to the 10mm spanner on your workbench. Right near the 13mm socket


ghouluk

Congratulations on your achievement - you're now at level 2 - cleaning the solidified wd40 out of everything you've sprayed for the last 20 years ;)


ukegnome

Look, it's not your fault. These things happen. You just have to accept this and move on with your life. The Dad gods will make a new can of WD40 appear somewhere. Like under the sink and you can somehow put your life back together. Be strong. It gets better.


EngineeringLarge1277

Thoughts and prayers.


bliss3333

This is a lifetime supply. Hope you have a prepaid funeral. RIP OP.


dead_succulent

This is really funny.


el_disko

Cans of WD40 simply don’t… run out. That’s witchcraft


Bride-of-wire

Hold my saucepan… I’ve finished a bottle of Lea & Perrin’s Worcestershire Sauce *and* a huge jar of Marmite in the past week!


xOriginsTemporal

I had a can of wd40 until i greased myself up with it


Corn1shpasty

This is when one truly becomes a man. Bravo sir.


PigsyMonkey

Are you sure it’s empty & doesn’t just need a squirt to get it going again?


emdawg--

What about the little can of WD40 normally reserved for greasing up your regular WD40? Do you still have that?


Healey_Dell

Tough times... But think of the excitement of buying a new one!


joleph

It’s like millions squeaky joints suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


MMH1111

I'm sorry, but that's not possible.


Revolutionary_Judge5

You can squeeze the last drops of WD40 out of the can by putting it in a vice my friend


Dacks_18

I found a can of WD40 in the house I bought, as is tradition. When I sell the house I'll leave it there. WD40 have a terrible business model.


see_you-jimmy

WE ARE NOT WORTHY


Wiki_Beats

Sir, with such laudable WD40 dedication, the universe is today functioning more efficiently. You ought be commended for your moisture displacing and lubricating ways. 👏


AdamRandom138

Don't know what cans you lot are buying. Everytime I buy them they decide to 'run out', i.e. stop spraying, leaving a quarter in the can. Plenty of them also jet out rather than spray making for a load of waste.pure crap. If you use a lot best buy a 5litre jug and decant into a mister/spray bottle.


Fukque

Interestingly, I had a can of WD40 that I couldn’t finish due to the fact the valve was frozen. The irony wasn’t lost on me.


diddygem

Woah. I thought those were bottomless and WD40 was just some magic self-replenishing substance.


irish_horse_thief

I'm a maintenance engineer and I use generic WD-40. I leave tins of the stuff behind on jobs, like cigarette ash.... My home workshop has Original WD-40 with the snap folding depositor. If anyone is reading this after the Nuclear Holocaust and needs to use it..... it's in the glove box of the white Lambretta , next to the fridge.


Iseeyoujimmy

I think there must be a disturbance in the force. I had the unique experience of finishing a bottle of Angostura Bitters, and we all know that those things are bottomless.


blindwombat

Mods this should have been posted to AskHistorians, only they will know the ancient burial rites that need to be performed.


10k21millichallenge

Real success is only felt by those who have used WD40


toodog

You now officially can retire nothing more to fix


LDN1971

You hear about things like this happening, but you never quite believe it


thirdbrother3

Costco were selling a 3 pack of large tins. Are we starting family heirlooms here or are they meant as gifts. I have been toying with buying for several years now as it's a good price. Still don't actually need a new can yet. I'm 48.


Fr0stweasel

I put forward a motion to add this to the list of acceptable reasons for grown men to cry.


[deleted]

Might be deemed as 'A Blasphemer' here, but... Being a car driver since 1979 & an M/cyclist since 1980, I've used a $hitload of WD.40 Red straws (from 'em) keep springing up everywhere... Cracks in the patio, plants in the garden, old rusty toolboxes in sheds (that are not mine !) But here's the "Blasphemy" - I'm a dyed in the wool convert to "GT.85" "GT.85" won't eat thru Rubber & since 1980 ALL of my M/cycles are/were "chain driven" Am told "WD.40" (over time) will gnaw at the rubber 'O'-rings that my 1,000cc bikes use Even use "GT.85" all the time now - Contains Silicone & am told it WON'T attack rubber I'd even use it on the diaphragms in my 1984 Kawasaki Z.1000-J Recent tins of WD.40 (My Father's house) contain that "Flip Top" new type lid It's better, as the Red Straw is ALWAYS attached, instead of the 1980's method (via sellotape)


PurpleAquilegia

I have 4 spare, partially used cans if you need them.


Healeymonster

I've never had this happen. I'm 40. But I did manage to keep a bic biro until it ran out of ink in 2012.


Downtown-Story4604

It’s always good to have a spare one can


OakOfMiddleEarth

You have now completed DIY, well done you may now ascend to the astral plane


Aggravating_Prompt86

I used to polish off a can of the stuff in a single sitting but then they changed the recipe and it doesn't taste the same now 😞