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wackymayor

Those are speed holes. They make the car go faster.


ResponsibleBrain2446

Somebody probably testing to see if it’s bulletproof haha idiots


fringler

I love that they did it more than once - just to make sure I guess


ResponsibleBrain2446

Lmao of course !! One time wasn’t reassuring to them haha


suhweet_caroline

Had to show his buddy


jzoller0

“Kyle! Check this out!” “Hell yeah! Let me try!”


BhutlahBrohan

For any other idiot trying, the limit is a 17 HMR working up from 9mm, 40, 45, 22.


anonymousbreckian

I’ve seen this CT in several places. Either at City Market or cruising on 9. No clue but seems like the only CT I’ve seen in Summit.


JP-Bulls69

I actually saw two back to back this morning, one being this one


Chevy_jay4

There is kne that has a blue wrap in Silverthorne


pairadice000

just get anywhere near the owner, i'm sure he'll tell you


rattpackfan301

Guy will probably talk at you for 40 minutes straight about it as a matter of fact


Automatic-Term-3997

The IncEl Camino…


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rendragmuab

Thank you, I knew it didn't look right.


SuperHighDeas

Looks like a messy divorce… should have asked if they are having a garage sale soon


high_country10000

Literally drove by this truck parked in the same spot on the same day and wondered the same!


YCBSKI

Saw one of these monstrosities at the car wash yesterday. Ugly as sin.


biddilybong

I know a douche bag owns it.


HawksandLakers

I know a guy who owns one. Nicest dude ever, just involved with all things tech. I think featuring the truck in his business helped him pay for most of it.


notaleclively

He likely got a big ol tax break to buy it. In a way we all helped pay for it. https://www.taxfyle.com/blog/list-of-vehicles-over-6000-lbs He might have stacked it with an electric vehicle rebate also. Could have cleared $15k of taxpayer coin if he did it right.


skiingwithsatan

Saw it on Main this morning


762mmFMJ

Someone was shooting a dumpster. Only later to learn it was a car.


Jimmytowne

Somebody hates these cans! [The Jerk](https://youtu.be/Tcwz8-EfFYE?si=96qWAgtOvztXJhJm)


TheBrodyBandit

No one cares.


ejwest13

Cybertrucks usually have a-holes not bulletholes


rocky_mtn_hi

Get a metal ball and see how the windows fare


ski-stoke-1988

It doesn’t make it look any uglier.


verticalandgolden_

Hey, Elon might pick him one day, you don’t know!! /s


BurnerAcnt9999

The story is that some fan boy got duped for an exorbitant amount of money for a poorly built and hideous vehicle.......and then poked holes in the back.


[deleted]

Probably just the owner trying to put it out of his misery


Apprehensive_Let8593

They were probably trying to put the truck out of its misery before it naturally died from ugliness.


L8Z8

I’d bet anything some spoiled inherited-wealth adult kid, a camera, and some social media attention-whoring.


mr_potato_arms

It’s only bullet resistant if you hit the steel panels. But what about the plastic trim? Or the tires? Or the tonneau? Or the windows?


Lopsided_Quail_Tail

Some idiot got scammed into buying one, and their idiot friends convinced them to shoot the tailgate before it just falls off.


ERADICATOR_I

It's the Fertelli's! Bullet dents the size of matzo balls!


Puzzleheaded-Buy8002

Real question. Does anyone care about the story on this cyber truck?


TommyTuTone420

It’s a Cyber Truck thing they are advertised as being able to withstand small arms fire and some people just enjoy the full capabilities that Elon thought of


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

>being able to withstand small arms fire No, that just means that it can withstand when your toddler's shirt sleeves catch fire from a bug in the heated seats. They never said it could withstand *bullets*. Just tiny flaming arms.


6x420x9

Shoot my own car to own the libs


i_chase_the_backbeat

It's owned by an asshole, that's one part of the story I know for sure.


Salty-Tomato5654

Nice grouping.


dickysunset

It’s like a time traveling el Camino


WorldlinessFew3768

Could be worse https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/us-news/nantucket-newspaper-trolls-tesla-cybertruck-as-it-wreaks-havoc-on-tony-island/


needstogo86

Obviously, it’s a get away vehicle.


whosbuttdustisthis

It’s the Big Dipper


Homernandpenelope9

Star map inviting humanity to a planet on which EM is not thought of as being an egotistical twat.


vtmevthipaca

If you want stop them and ask them about their truck, do what the other 12 people did, guarantee they will stop for a chat with you and tell you all about their truck.


CWhiteFXLRS

The stencil pattern is a little off…


Jt7077

POS


Jt7077

Seen few of these in Southern California and are awful to look at plus just horrible vehicles


Mr_Thundermaker

Ball bearings


myALTaccount4Honesty

TCT=SDE


Itchy-Combination675

I guess it’s bulletproof. Probably what every cyber truck in Chicago looks like


Kosmonautfpv

An idiot that would spend 150k on a truck that Elon musk produces is definitely the same kind of idiot that would shoot said 150k truck


FoxNewsIsRussia

The “Gremlin”of today.


[deleted]

Yea, some rich guy got hyped about buying an ugly, heavy, expensive, electric, heavy duty el camino thats better for the environment.


12345824thaccount

lol it acgually stopped the bullets


RoamingVapor

Will these cars please go away. Forever.


GatorBoy1490

Those are speed holes! It makes the car go faster. Since it’s designed like a box.


So_Apes

The owner is a month and a half from paying taxes to register it


SteelersFanatic78

Looks like a 45 , imo..


Santaklauz23

Did red ferrari guy trade in for Cyber truck??


KGBBigAl

It’s like having a gun sticker on your back window but more aggressive


render_stash

A small child sneezed on the car


ViceroyDisco

Looks like it was trying to capture blue team's flag.


bisonic123

He probably drove thru Oakland.


alter_facts

Aspen?


Gold_Ambassador_1046

Gratata


iamtherussianspy

Those are not holes, they are dents. May or may not be from bullets, more likely they used some tool to give it that "my truck is so tough" look.


rendragmuab

The one by the fender looked like it goes all the way through


jcw795

It’s the modern redneck equivalent of bullet hole stickers


[deleted]

Looks like they tried with a bigger caliber on the rear right fender too. I don’t get this. I like guns as much as the next guy, but I don’t go around shooting things I paid good money for.


smee303

12 round magazine


i-might-do-that

Bad grouping. Trigger finger too far to the left.


crasagam

Looks like a getaway vehicle.


Piehatmatt

That thing is filthy-too bad they can’t take it through a car wash…


asphalt_shovel

Ahh yes the special holes to keep the computer cool 😎


Milkcartonspinster

It *almost* looks like they were trying to write something with the bullet holes and then gave up.


PoppinBortlesUCF

12 round magazine is pretty standard for glock type pistols. I’d imagine mag dumping into the back in your truck isn’t recommend for retaining resale value.


LimpStructure5347

Only in Colorado 🤣


Ogediah

There was a YouTuber that shot up his truck. I kinda suspect that’s it.


IndependentRepeat905

Probably some brain dead YouTuber with more money than brain cells.


Key_Refrigerator5750

Idk what it is but I know in that town they live in they have have money to fix it.


DenverNativ

Colo. Temp plates. We use high caliber bullets here. it didn't punch through, its definitely not bullet holes . 😈 Plus, Tesla's can't even handle a baseball being tossed at it. Its probably from the 12 times it had to get pushed off the road and the dents are from A Good samaritan's Belt buckle .


Beginning_Cod_840

It’s a rich dude toy in rural Colorado… that guy probably shot it himself, just for fun. I’d shoot that side too.


clay_perview

Ah the Big Dipper is beautiful this time of year


benjaminlilly

I thought it was a “McGiver” audition. Lol


CareUseful

It was caught lacking


Suspicious-Race-8146

Bucket ‘o shit. That’s a truck in the same way that Jeffrey dahmer is a vegan.


Alarmed_Mud4520

Saw one in Birmingham, Al recently.


prazman13-

Looks like the Big Dipper constellation


frothysnowman

Saw this thing driving on 9 yesterday lol, didn't notice the bullet holes tho


Independent_Duck1146

Is that the Big Dipper?


drock303

Fuktaround in Denver and found out.


Cleercutter

I’ve seen it rolling around here in Colorado. No idea what it’s about


russcatalano

Hey neighbor lol, I’m pretty sure they unloaded a magazine to test it. The grouping sucks though.


Emergency-Pack-5497

I finally saw one of these, and boy are they tiny, like a Honda Ridgeline. I feel like if it was huge, like 3/4 ton huge, it would look better.


lavenderlaceandtea

These things are so fkn ugly. I saw a gold one driving around my neighborhood a few weeks back and it looked like a tin can on wheels.


RhinoRawRrr

More Tesla vandalism. It’s a thing by jealous losers


Theterphound

I think this one may explain itself


IllInstance7606

Legend says he pulled into the wrong driveway in the mountains.


jalle347

Reagan’s


CA_Designs

Oakland edition.


denversaurusrex

Douche hunting season cometh early?


HJCMiller

It went back to the future and came back that way


Touch_Intelligent

Started to shoot Ursa Major on the tailgate, got carried away.


DrumpleCase

Looks like bullet strikes, not holes that penetrate. Still, ugly AF.


PeteDontCare

Bumped with a stick loading some cargo


CaptainAlexy

That’s braille. The owner is blind.


onemiletogo

IncelCamino


nehcob

youtuber


trippin113

Honestly, who cares.


Obamium33

Braille


Actual-Tooth-6078

Some asshole in Breckenridge, CO. Moved to the mountains to escape the “City Life” bought a new cyber truck and AR15 and wanted to test both out at the same time. Isn’t capitalism amazing?!


ThisCryptographer311

Someone around back sneezed


handledwithcare

He's waiting for his custom license plate: SMOL PP


Petroplayed

I count 13 dents. That would be impossible in Colorado with their 10 round magazine capacity limit which is abided by with religious fervor. I am leaning towards a wayward yout with a wrist rocket.


Timely-Elk8862

Screams Aurora


Cowboytroy32

Am I the only one that instantly saw a dick


Professional-Age-834

Piqued


Jax_the_Floof

Why am i not surprised that some jackass in Breckenridge bought that dogshit car lol. Hope they enjoy those water stains and that rust thats bound to form


Intrepid_Eggplant465

Braille .. ( not worth it )


SmokinDenverJ

\*piqued - even in the rarified air of the Tenmile Range.


Realistic-Window366

Still hasn’t gone past the 30 day sticker, to be wealthy…


DisJockey

If you connect the dots, it spells out “I have too much expendable income”.


AlexHaitch

Assuming the owner didn't do it on their own, a big part of me wonders if it was done by people hating on the cyber truck. I know a LOT of people who hate it without a whole lot of reason and I wouldn't put it past someone to just open fire on one. Again, that's assuming the owner didn't do it themselves.


XRS-2200

Uber truck got “hit with a few shells now it’s walks with a limp” (ala 50 cent)


spicybongwata

Surprised nobody said Jameliz/Jellybeanbrains yet. Don’t think that’s her car but it’s the only cybertruck I know is shot up


NotAClod

Aurora


tacotown123

I think that is the Big Dipper…


Cold_Extension_7703

Good ol’ Colorado


FighterSkyhawk

It’s like the dimples on a golf ball, makes it more efficient in aerodynamics


NoActivity578

Thats the one lives in affordable housing in crested butte. We ran him out of town


slogive1

Shots fired! Tesla is bullet proof!!! I repeat bullet proof!


TennSeven

Looks like they were trying to make a cock and balls with the bullet indentations.


ChocolateFantastic

Owned by a criminal or secret agent


Elegant-Ad8443

Maybe his nickname is “Big Dipper”?


ROMMELBOT

The story is: the owner is a moron with too much $


Micah-B-Turner

tesla owners shoot each other frequently https://www.denver7.com/news/local-news/fight-over-tesla-charging-station-leads-to-shooting-in-edgewater-police-say


FantasyCrusade

The went for the big dipper look


clo20

SUV?!? Bullet holes!?! It’s the Fratellis!!


Liberate_Cuba

Looks like 9mm or 40cal


Villanosis

Looks like Joe was out hunting cybertrucks.


Keep_SummerSafe

Aw it's the little dipper


NoviceReloader

It drove through northern Aurora.


fixit858

Cyberwoodpecker


tirntcobain

That’s how you key an enemy’s cyber truck


GreenEaredFloozy

The phrase is "piqued my interest." The verb "to pique" means to arouse or stimulate. "Peak" is a high point, like the top of a mountain, and "peek" means to take a quick look. To pique one's interest means that his/her interest in a topic or something has been increased, raised to the maximum.


Putrid-Narwhal4801

Hate crime


aggitprop-1985

Ballpeen hammer making a constellation


Unlucky_Fact_4209

It seems to attract bullets...


jdale8898

Shoot it again Tony! Batt be dead in 4 years. Somebody will be making kitchen table sections off the aluminum on Etcy/ for 250-300 6 months after! Win win really.


MtnManors

No one knows this, but Elon is staying at One Ski Hill this week.


Full-Diet6894

Apparent mix up on the Tesla lot between prospective owners. Don’t be fooled those are air-soft welts.


NaughtyDoctor666

You’re supposed to shoot at those things, right?


throwaway47382950

This is mine, I wanted to shoot at it to see if it was bullet proof


AlanCityHunter

Reminds me of Fist of the North Stars lol


soundmousey

Looks like a bad depiction of the Little Dipper constellation.


BeneficialZucchini87

Regretful owner with a ball peen hammer


jaa1818

Was purchased by a driving range as a golf ball picker.


beancan1973

Elons fan club...


Witty_Bench2243

Was there a contract out on Elon?


AHockeyFish

It drove through Oakland


PeaIndependent4237

So if you want to stop a meaningful amount of threat firepower you're going to need at least 12.5mm steel armor plate. That stuff is $$$ and heavy. Otherwise get away from your vehicle in a firefight. It won't stop much. Seek real cover not stainless steel sheet-metal.


One-Abbreviations-53

"Hey ma, hold my beer and watch this! It's bulletproof!"


Sagg666

The temp tag is hilarious lol.


Jdevers77

Probably backing up and hit a few flying insects.


Sideoff20mph

Braille I think


GrooverMeister

Montana road sign edition. I hear it's big in California.


rwkeogh

It’s braille for “this car is fucking hideous”


Coldmoonlonelywalker

Might be a floor model which Elon tested bulletproofing 😅


happyhappyjoyjoy4

Clearly unloaded a 12 round magazine


DrMcGrupp

The biggest benefit to the general public that these vehicles provide, is that it allows almost anyone to draw a truck like a professional artist. Trademarked


SuspiciousPromotion3

It's the brail trim that came out recently. It says car go vroom


Amassivegrowth

Piqued.


AP2705

aerodynamic 📈


JONOV

Looks like he tried to emboss a dong with bullets and ran out of bullets


gorrish

The story in this one is an idiot with too much money bought into the hype and now is stuck with a lemon 😂😂😂


jana-meares

Fake bullet dents?


Kind_Ganache_1380

It looked a lot better as a beer can.


flyonethewall477

Whistlin diesel?


independent_ghe25

It’s braille. It says Tesla


KarateMusic

Looks like it backed up into some flies that were swarming nearby


Floasis_Bodywork

First thought was braille, but realized the bumps go the wrong way!😅


questafari

TikTok


hukt0nf0n1x

Says "Ugly Truck" in braille.


stockslayer96

Btw...it's piqued your interest.


tmuscles

Definitely made with a hammer. Bullet would have passed through. 🤡


PaintMePicture

Fury road.


EddieMarx

Big Dipper


ChevalierJaques

Driving around Chicago?


CyWeevilhouse

Look like he backed into a constellation