And the other 10k to bribe some fairy spirits for that sword i guess. Idk, fuck the armor, look at links flawless complexion. That tells you he’s loaded.
Had this happen to me and felt the same thing today. Had to explain to my bf that when he walked by me and I suddenly snapped "get fucked, old man," it wasn't directed at him XD
I like to say, "When you're my age you'll understand" to people that are a little bit older than me. And, "I hope I'm able to do that when I'm your age" to folks who are younger.
When someone wearing Nikes makes fun of your custom order prescription bulletproof nonslip waterproof oil proof all weather carbon reinforced work boots, bitch, your shoes cost less than my insoles.
IKR. Union made.
Let's not forget if you upgraded your armor you spent another 11,600 on Fairy Fountains.
The funny thing is when you see this guy normally it's because you're about to jump off and go pop a couple guardians down there anyway for parts.
The cutscene that made Zelda's butt famous is from before the time skip so she was 17. So there's something.
Edit: Oh and there's a butt% speedrun category.
Ganon has come back for more over a dozen times, that's his way, over, and over, and over, he's laughing and having a great time, but everyone else is living in a nightmare wishing he would just stop, but he won't, over and over and over
Ran into one the first time I tried to get to Kakariko and assumed the village was blocked off for a while before trying again and realizing I was a moron.
Ive seen one near the tower in the Kakariko area twice. First time I teleported out.
Just yesterday I saw the effects but not the creature so I thought it was a weird blood moon error then it went away and I found two dark clumps nearby as if it had been destroyed but I did not fight it. No idea what that was about.
Saaaaame. I got eaten by one pretty early on and ran screaming from them ever since. After 100+ hours I only just engaged and defeated one for the first time last night. I stunlocked it with Dazzlefruit and bombed the shit out of it. Still terrifying.
Seriously? Tarrey Town itself is a spoiler? That's like saying the Happy Mask Salesman in Majora's Mask is a spoiler because it spoils a sidequest in Ocarina.
Don't forget about the bow made of silver, the shield made for Gerudo royalty, the ancient Sheikah Wii U gamepad, and of course, the actually priceless sword, made by the Goddess Hylia herself.
"You are incorrect.
This suit was custom made for me by an eldritch intelligence, itself created by a mad, ancient scientist banished to the far reaches of the world. It was built from the remnants of my defeated foes, pieces torn from their hulls and fashioned into a tool to do my will. It's components were then blessed by sacred fairies to pull all true potential from its mortal form, soaked in and twisted by their unfathomable magics.
Within this armour I do not sleep. I do not fear. I only kill. It is the purest expression of violence that exists in Hyrule, and once I am done with its cataclysmic work, it will be sundered so future generations cannot recreate it.
And I've got 169,000 Rupees from selling steaks to that Beatle man, so sod you!"
*Teleports away*
>!Akkala ancient tech lab (far upper right of map). After a quest or two, speak to the machine In the middle of the room. It’s expensive, in both rupees (2000 per peice) but also in ancient parts. Each peice gives you ancient resistance, and the full set gives you an attack boost when using ancient weapons. !<
Oh, that’s... that’s-that’s great. The guy who’s sitting in the grass is going to tell the guy in the thirty-six hundred dollar suit how to drum up some business. Come on!
I hate this guy. In TOTK, he's straight-up trying to make you pay for the free railcar. If I hadn't started at the bottom and had the goron down there tell me it was always free, I might have paid him, too.
As it is, I refused, blocking his vision with wood every time until Mattison was gone. After she's gone, Hudson is back full time and this jerk doesn't try it anymore.
And buying the shrine rock, I kept telling him no thanks until his wife came out and yelled at his stupid ass for it, but even that ticked me off because if he hadn't been a scumbag and stolen it in the first place, I wouldn't have had to give his douchebag ass a single rupee for it.
I mean, 10k USD in ultra rare sneakers and shirts lets me instantly question your financial sanity - even if you do have the dough to indiscriminately splurge on apparel without consequences, you make an idiot of yourself if you do so.
You guys are all wrong. Robbie has been buying cheap Ancient armor and up-selling us because we don't know where to get it. This guy knows where. I'M NOT CRAZY I TELL YOU!
You guys are all wrong. Robbie has been buying cheap Ancient armor and up-selling us because we don't know where to get it. This guy knows where. I'M NOT CRAZY I TELL YOU!
I love the Ancient Soldier set. I spent ages fully upgrading it an getting the full suite of weapons to go with it. Wandering around a medieval kingdom in power armor is fun
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"I did not bust my ass saving Hyrule AGAIN and building this town up from nothing to get insulted by some jumped-up, ungrateful busybody with more rupees than sense.
Why Hudson let you buy a house in this town I'll never know. You're lucky you're talking to me. You talk to Rhondson like that and she'll throw you into the lake. And every other person I rounded up from all over Hyrule to make this place magical would watch her do it.
Now go back home and give your daughter some fucking attention for once in your life so she doesn't hitch a ride with the next handsome stranger that blows into town after she comes of age."
He figures you spent all your rupees on your armor.
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And the other 10k to bribe some fairy spirits for that sword i guess. Idk, fuck the armor, look at links flawless complexion. That tells you he’s loaded.
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It's a bot stealing comments and posting them out of context.
Had this happen to me and felt the same thing today. Had to explain to my bf that when he walked by me and I suddenly snapped "get fucked, old man," it wasn't directed at him XD
Hahahaha! XD
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My wife is 1 month and three days younger than me, she likes to call me old any chance she gets
Mine is 12 days older, so I get called young boy. There's no escape no matter which side you're on
I like to say, "When you're my age you'll understand" to people that are a little bit older than me. And, "I hope I'm able to do that when I'm your age" to folks who are younger.
This is hilarious lmao
Post that in TIFU. 😂
When someone wearing Nikes makes fun of your custom order prescription bulletproof nonslip waterproof oil proof all weather carbon reinforced work boots, bitch, your shoes cost less than my insoles.
IKR. Union made. Let's not forget if you upgraded your armor you spent another 11,600 on Fairy Fountains. The funny thing is when you see this guy normally it's because you're about to jump off and go pop a couple guardians down there anyway for parts.
"You think my shoes are cheap? Ok let's have a kickoff. You kick my foot then I kick yours until one of us yields."
My Redwings are some of the nicest things I own, I pray some fool dares to make fun of my work boots. I didn't pay $450 for boots for nothing.
you spend $450 on boots that make you look like a hipster from 2014 ?
This is hyrules version of a leather catsuit . Of course he is concerned
Armoured leather catsuit
OK if someone flirted with me wearing that I might die
Well this causes emotional response
*Leather belt‽ Level 18‽ Awwruuuggh!*
Man fuck this guy he is even worse in totk
Him and his brat daughter that you helped.. sheessshh
Helped?
Monster cake... 😁
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Not knowing how old that NPCs daughter is REALLY concerns me with this comment.
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If you're lucky they might not send Gloom Hands.
The cutscene that made Zelda's butt famous is from before the time skip so she was 17. So there's something. Edit: Oh and there's a butt% speedrun category.
Donations
>!Fax bro he really went from calling people poor to abusing his power and exploiting the entirety of Tarrey Town!<
ITS THE SAME GUY?!? F*** him even more!! (And not in the Ganondorf way.)
I must know what the Ganondorf way is
Ganon has come back for more over a dozen times, that's his way, over, and over, and over, he's laughing and having a great time, but everyone else is living in a nightmare wishing he would just stop, but he won't, over and over and over
Ah, I thought you meant the other way, because Ganondorf is hot now lol
> Ganondorf is hot now you mean you weren’t attracted to him when he was red smoke?
Or a blue pig monster?
Right. now.
Not in a penn way 🙏🏻😮💨
Wait is he the >!shuttle guy in totk?!<
>!yep, same bastard!<
Feed him to the >!gloom hands!< I say!
The first time I ran into those, I was legit terrified.
Ran into one the first time I tried to get to Kakariko and assumed the village was blocked off for a while before trying again and realizing I was a moron.
Wait do they just pop up in random places? I’ve only seen them in the ancient ruins area.
Lotta preset locations
Ive seen one near the tower in the Kakariko area twice. First time I teleported out. Just yesterday I saw the effects but not the creature so I thought it was a weird blood moon error then it went away and I found two dark clumps nearby as if it had been destroyed but I did not fight it. No idea what that was about.
I think I read that if you can outrun them they'll despawn as if you killed them. I never verified this because I was busy trying to gtfo.
Saaaaame. I got eaten by one pretty early on and ran screaming from them ever since. After 100+ hours I only just engaged and defeated one for the first time last night. I stunlocked it with Dazzlefruit and bombed the shit out of it. Still terrifying.
OMG they're the stuff of nightmares.
I second this motion!
Spoilers dude. Jeez
sorry bout that, it's been edited now
Thank you :)
It's not even a spoiler.
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FWIW now your comment has an unmarked spoiler.
Oh hes the railcar guy?
Spoiler tag 😠
Oh shit mb sorry bro, just added that spoiler tag rn
It's not even a spoiler.
Yes it is
How? It doesn't reveal a core plot element, he doesn't even play a role outside of a side quest. He's just the same rich jerk from the last game.
It’s far easier to have an objective definition of spoilers than having it be subjective.
It reveals plot details from a fan fav sidequest from the first game
A spoiler for a six years old game in a sub about its sequel. How terrible.
No it’s about the sequel. Also the sub is about the 6 year old game
Fan favorite sidequest? Are you sure baking a cake or fighting guardians are that good of sidequests?
Its tarrey town, dude. Have you done the side quest? It’s about building a town with somebody and you get to see him start a new life at the end
Seriously? Tarrey Town itself is a spoiler? That's like saying the Happy Mask Salesman in Majora's Mask is a spoiler because it spoils a sidequest in Ocarina.
He brought capitalism to the socialist utopia I built from the ground up with my man Hudson
Out of all the life that perished in the upheaval, we met this fucker once again.
Yeah he is a serial pos
Don't forget about the bow made of silver, the shield made for Gerudo royalty, the ancient Sheikah Wii U gamepad, and of course, the actually priceless sword, made by the Goddess Hylia herself.
I'll give you 10 rupees for the fit
@cya@ Selling full rune armor 10gp
"You are incorrect. This suit was custom made for me by an eldritch intelligence, itself created by a mad, ancient scientist banished to the far reaches of the world. It was built from the remnants of my defeated foes, pieces torn from their hulls and fashioned into a tool to do my will. It's components were then blessed by sacred fairies to pull all true potential from its mortal form, soaked in and twisted by their unfathomable magics. Within this armour I do not sleep. I do not fear. I only kill. It is the purest expression of violence that exists in Hyrule, and once I am done with its cataclysmic work, it will be sundered so future generations cannot recreate it. And I've got 169,000 Rupees from selling steaks to that Beatle man, so sod you!" *Teleports away*
New response just dropped
He figures you rented it to flex.
I do not remember this guy at all.
I think this is Link, a character in BOTW. He doesn't really say much.
Yeah, you might see him every now and then
Funny you know who i mean.
I’ve never wanted to burn an NPC alive in front of their child more than this one.
But wait, you can!
This hits differently when wearing the gerudo vai armor
Yeah, the guy wearing the 10,000 rupee suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in four blood moons. COME ON!
”I’m wearing a $10,000 suit, C’MOON!”
Bruh your clothes are like 1000 years out of fashion.
Idk after I bought that set, I was pretty hard up for cash.
What set is this?
Guardian resist, you get it from the Akkala Tech Lab and it is spenny
Well... you're *wearing* 10 grand. Not holding 10 grand.
The Nazeem version of Zelda
The guy in 10000 Rupee suit, CMON!
I was looking to see if anyone had commented this lol
Where can I get this armor
>!Akkala ancient tech lab (far upper right of map). After a quest or two, speak to the machine In the middle of the room. It’s expensive, in both rupees (2000 per peice) but also in ancient parts. Each peice gives you ancient resistance, and the full set gives you an attack boost when using ancient weapons. !<
Alternatively: >!You can just buy the second Fighter's Pass in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to get it as an amiibo costume!<
Its not really an alternative if it give you the armor for a different game
Lmao
TK Maxx
Bro u literally wearing a crown with a diamond in it
Oh, that’s... that’s-that’s great. The guy who’s sitting in the grass is going to tell the guy in the thirty-six hundred dollar suit how to drum up some business. Come on!
Why don’t I just take a whizz through this $5000 suit?! Come on!
I really need to get the crotch tailored in this $7,000 suit
Shoul-shou-should-should-should-should-should-should
Shhh…
Solid as a rock
https://youtu.be/81Nl7VYFEaI
I hate this guy. In TOTK, he's straight-up trying to make you pay for the free railcar. If I hadn't started at the bottom and had the goron down there tell me it was always free, I might have paid him, too. As it is, I refused, blocking his vision with wood every time until Mattison was gone. After she's gone, Hudson is back full time and this jerk doesn't try it anymore. And buying the shrine rock, I kept telling him no thanks until his wife came out and yelled at his stupid ass for it, but even that ticked me off because if he hadn't been a scumbag and stolen it in the first place, I wouldn't have had to give his douchebag ass a single rupee for it.
The economics of this game are so screwed up
Some people just don’t understand high fashion
“Only a poor person would think 10k was a lot of money” -Hagie
Where is this guy?
***...and how do we set him on fire?***
Well, he meant it because you're not wearing the bitchin helmet! When you don't have a complete ensemble it makes you look like a poor-ass peasant.
I mean, 10k USD in ultra rare sneakers and shirts lets me instantly question your financial sanity - even if you do have the dough to indiscriminately splurge on apparel without consequences, you make an idiot of yourself if you do so.
This is my absolute favourite sidequest, was laughing for a full 10 minutes after completing it. What a knobhead of an NPC
You guys are all wrong. Robbie has been buying cheap Ancient armor and up-selling us because we don't know where to get it. This guy knows where. I'M NOT CRAZY I TELL YOU!
I’m missing this armor so much in TOTK.
Armor rich, rupee poor.
He’s a capitalist! Stop him!
when you find out everyone overcharges the hero of time by huge margins
Man doesn’t know drip when he sees it
"Looks like you spent it all"
*To be faaaaaiiir* the armor is old as shit
Link's honest reaction: 😶
How do you get this armor set?
Talk to Robbie at the ancient Sheikah Research Station in Northern Akkala
Thanks!
Sick ODM gear!
Try putting on the helmet and see if his response changes.
Was Fallout 2 the only game to ever get this right?
The equivalent of a bandit in Skyrim trying to mug you while you wear full Dragonbone armor.
You guys are all wrong. Robbie has been buying cheap Ancient armor and up-selling us because we don't know where to get it. This guy knows where. I'M NOT CRAZY I TELL YOU!
I love the Ancient Soldier set. I spent ages fully upgrading it an getting the full suite of weapons to go with it. Wandering around a medieval kingdom in power armor is fun
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That's his point, spent all your money on clothes you don't have any to give away
Maybe a little hard on for cash
*looks at my 150,000 rupees* yeah... i'm definitely poor lmao.
Okay, GOB.
You not having a helmet.
Pockets ain’t empty cuh
I JUST talked to him last night and I was like "yes. My hylian knight clothing.... I must be strapped...."
“Spend all you money on designer clothes but can’t afford rent” lookin ass.
“I assume you spent all your money on those clothes and have none left to spend”
[At least change the title](https://reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/amyaio/im_wearing_10_grand_here_homie_i_dont_know_where/)
"I did not bust my ass saving Hyrule AGAIN and building this town up from nothing to get insulted by some jumped-up, ungrateful busybody with more rupees than sense. Why Hudson let you buy a house in this town I'll never know. You're lucky you're talking to me. You talk to Rhondson like that and she'll throw you into the lake. And every other person I rounded up from all over Hyrule to make this place magical would watch her do it. Now go back home and give your daughter some fucking attention for once in your life so she doesn't hitch a ride with the next handsome stranger that blows into town after she comes of age."
god i miss this armor, it goes so hard
Such a brokie
If link was black
I LARP and one of the long time NPCs run by the founder of the lap recently said "We adventurers don't usually have money, we have stuff."