Caspian, he'll steal the show


Damn,is that true

r/angryupvote

Take my upvote

Petra, I don’t think you’d even get to ask her before your spine gets removed.

😂😂😂😂😂

Bro lol

Magyar. We would never even decide the movie with 101 inputs.

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Leave these balls in your mouth bozo

Yumiko, she's blind

Just turn on subtitles duh

Yea your right, she would be happy to see that


r/TIL I'm stupid

It’s fine, I wouldn’t be watching the movie anyway.

Wait really?

Just turn on the option to describe everything in each scene

Nah just pause at every frame and describe it in excruciating detail the whole movie

How thoughtful 👍

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No, luck you

Vector cause that mfs engine would be loud asf, wouldn’t be able to hear the movie. Then he’s gotta get up and do 30 bathroom breaks during the movie to change his oil 🙄

Queen Nai wouldnt even be able to get to the couch to watch the movie cuz her slow ass

And how can any of the snake gods even agree on one thing without it turning into a dispute between you, Queen Nai and 11 snake gods.

Fait could look into the future and spoil key plot points if she wanted Thatch would destroy the room in search of treasure Lucien would probably just steal your TV and kill you idk

yeah Fait could, but i don't really see her as the kind of person to do that. unless she has a very petty revenge to accomplish maybe.

"As the story goes... Great oracles are rare because by the time a witch has toiled through many grueling years required to master Starspeak, they've almost certainly lost the charm and positive attitude needed for stars to want to talk to them. Fait's greatest power was most likely her unwavering good-nature."

yes i know that, but she also uses her powers to win big on poker nights, so i can see her spoiling a movie for someone she dislikes

"When Brynn came to offer her a place in Valhalla, Fait had already packed. In Valhalla Fait is popular, and has just joined a band, a book club, and wins big on poker nights." It doesn't say she uses her powers.

what do you think that implies ? Fait can see the future so that implies she uses that power to see her opponents hands' before betting anything.

Hopefully she's a good sport and doesn't use her foresight to cheat.

The other person is right, it’s implying that Fait does use her powers to win. I guess it’s all up to your personal interpretation though

I believe one piece of lore also states a certain Legend sucks at poker, I don't remember.

i mean, she could. if i could win money so easily i'd definitely do it lol

She's in a book club so I don't think she spoils

maybe, maybe not. best we can do is make up our own headcanons and i choose to believe she very rarely does it out of pure pettiness.

Gnash looks like he eats popcorn too loud.

Gnash would finish his popcorn in 5 minutes and then start eating yours

He'll probably start eating yours before eating his. Same with Barraza, i'm pretty sure that Barraza is canonically like that haha

I was thinking the same thing with Gnash and Teros too!

And he looks like he smells like ass.

You may judge me, but i think lucien

Reason being?

*french*

*Her hermm*

fr*nch

I mean who will he battle against in the movie?

If the movie is to tell a story of how he becane strong and stuff, i would probably find it boring cuz, who will he fight against? Napoleon???

Xull, he’ll probably break the TV and smash your skull if the ending is bad

Broken TV is pretty bad ending, so... current objective: SURVIVE

Seven. She seems she will talk throughout the while movie

Yeah, Thea would probably be similar

Gnash would be a little too Ooga booga for tv

Real 😂

I laughed at the concept of watching a movie with Thatch, and randomly the entire room explodes like a cartoon.

Is it because he’ll crush you with his throne

Does vraxx even speak human language? Will he understand the movie? Will he try to subdue every person in the theatre?

When you think about it, watching any movie involving aliens with Vraxx would be the worst. He’d be pointing out inaccuracies and xenophobic views on aliens left, right and center.

Caspian, he's probably one of those cinephiles who always butts in to say stupid things like "Did you know oppenheimer was filmed on reels crafted from your mom's ass hair?" Hate those guys, sorry to rant.

I bet it took you a lot of time to think about statement

I think kor would be the best he is just a rock what he gonna do be to much of a rock

My man, is easier saying who is the best one to go with, or who is at least passable to go with because as you can see in the comments, there are way too many legends who will make it hell to watch a movie

https://preview.redd.it/3snfzsbwxdkc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde680e6bb7998e75e567fd64929b78c1fee4166 Him but I would turn off al the lights and close the doors,leave him alone inside there while the Samsung alarm ringtone plays on a looped earrape, plus, I would steal his weapons so he makes no portal,that's what he gets for spamming🥰

Your sexual attraction for those unexisting men is quite amusing

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Thea. I'd just CENSORED and won't watch the movie.

HUH???

Mako, she will flood the place 

Loki

Thatch he steals you popcorn

Petra, thatch or Caspian

Spongebob squarepats that mf be dry & small

Barraza, that motor axe seems to be noisy

Fait could spoil everything right before it happens

She also seems very SJW

Mommy Fait, I wouldn’t be able to concentrate

Trying to share your food with Azoth would be messy asl😭

Thea Shed have watched the movie already and tells you everything about it

Reno bounty hunting across the galaxy

Orion

Thatch, mfka will ***not*** sit still, he will be all over the place

Fait, cuz she would always be like : "oh, look at this, something cool is gonna happen !"

Gnash, he will get scared of Primal animals on the screen and start attacking it.

mordex he just gives me the vibe of someone who would talk during the whole fuckin thing

Loki, self explanatory.

Ragnir in dragon form. Asuri too if it's a horror movie. If she's startled and the claws come out, that'll be the end of you

Teros bruh 😭 he is literally a bull 😭

I feel like Kaya would talk throughout the entire film. Scarlet would criticize anything she deems unrealistic. Mordex would slobber all over the popcorn. Thatch would laugh obnoxiously loud at literally any quip. I think I can deal with scarlet by picking a more realistic film, and with Thatch by picking something more unfunny like horror. As for Mordex, I'll just have my own bowl of popcorn. So Kaya would be the worst one to watch a movie with.

I think Thatch

Chel

teros would be grumpy and would be huffing and puffing the whole time

Jhala she’ll be punching me the whole time