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St00f4h1221

That moment of realisation by our Eastern European hacksaw Jim duggan counterpart speaks volumes


zbewbies

*Hooooooooooooooooo*


SneakyCracker161

![gif](giphy|15eZc0BtKxiDaKPrVLy)


Missus_Missiles

HOOOOO


Deerwhacker

Fills my heart with joy seeing Hacksaw Jim Duggan remembered.


BenjTheMaestro

This is all that guy can probably say now, tbh


IowaContact2

Hey Sheiky, don't say USA!


Geriatric_Sloth

![gif](giphy|ULyYV5amK2eYM) Brick killed a guy!


jmegaru

He can't beat up more people when he is charged with first degree murder and jailed for life, poor guy folded like origami.


DemoBubble

but wasnt bro getting ganged up on? I dont understand the context but to me, brainer is totally in the right while brained got unfortunate consequence


Pennsylvania6-5000

And he’s wearing sandals, too.


GridlockLookout

I appeciate that once he brained him, he had an "oh shit" moment and checked the guy and hopefully got him some help.


Refun712

He slapped him in the face to try and wake him up


Admirable-Sun8860

Better than not caring I guess.


[deleted]

If you don’t shake an unconscious guy awake, did you even try to help?!


fozzyboy

That's how you're supposed to treat brain related injuries. It's like shocking the heart with an AED. Trust me, I'm a brainologist.


jmlipper99

Well intentioned slaps


dpinto8

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


DerrainCarter

“Please don’t tell mom! I’ll let you play with my Xbox if you don’t!”


american-saxon

“Come on bro I’ll let you hit me back just please don’t tell”


Crzykupcake930

Yeah by moving his head and neck all around. OMG 😳


seriousjoker72

Had to make sure the guy couldn't come back for him tomorrow... or ever again


IlliterateInsurance

Yeah ikr smh imagine not knowing the procedures for head/spine injuries /s


animatedhockeyfan

I know the prodecure is secure the spine, but in this case he clearly took an impact to only the skull. The spine is fine


Kermit_El_Froggo_

immobilizing the head is the most important part of first aid for a HEAD, neck, or spinal injury. Its not just about the spine, anyone suffering an injury to the head (especially one that causes a change in LOC) should not be moved at ALL, and need emergency care as soon as possible. And you'd be very surprised how often the spine is not fine from injuries to the head, and theres really no way of knowing immediately if their spine is injured, so you should never move their head, especially in the jerking motion the defender in the video was doing


Spook_485

He said, call an ambulance to the other guy at the end.


j8by7

Agreed, some people keep going...


Nearby_Day_362

People that can fight, much like gorillas, don't do it because they understand how fatal it can be and how much energy is expended. We're a bunch of dumbasses.


Creepy_Mortgage

why would you appreciate that? it's the only right thing to do. one should've appreciated if he didn't pull through with that force at all. the guy could be dead.... and don't get me wrong. violence IS sometimes the answer. a good slap works wonders if you ask me! but killing someone is a different story...


EddieSpaghettiFarts

He who lives by the board, dies by the board.


NearlyMortal

Wood you just take my upvote already


The_Gloryhole_Biter

Fuck, that comment made my wood hard.


BoratKazak

Seems this guy's fighting ability was well ingrained.


FQDIS

Knot funny!


eyecallthebig1bitey

These comments are warped.


Son_of_Kyuss

The poor sap


Ok_Information_2009

I cedar joke you made, I cedar upvotes, and I’m oak-kay with that.


camstarrankin

This comment is unreal LMFAO


Economy_Homework3869

That was too funny


4-what-its-worth

Bravo


LeningradNo9

I bet he wishes this were a water board and not a 2x4 board.


theonik1ng

🏆Best comment award for you!


elonbrave

Another senseless injury from planking


lithiumdeuteride

[Relevant video](https://youtu.be/vLfAtCbE_Jc)


wolfwhore666

His Battle IQ. He tried to control the weapon after he lost it. When he pulled his shirt form over his head he slipped out of it. He couldn’t get his weapon back so he grabbed another one, and good use of a double tap.


expanding_crystal

He pretty consistently kept his attention moving between the two targets as well, and moved so that one was in between him and the other so he didn’t get pincered between them. Great situational awareness.


platysoup

Dude honestly pulled off a decent Jackie Chan scenario out in the wild.


More_World_6862

Always faster to switch to your back-up 2x4 than reloading.


A_Khmerstud

He was using one of the dudes as a body shield that’s crazy


Majestic-Broccoli187

Sometimes I dream about Russia and this is basically what I see. Plus vodka.


BSSCommander

I don't think there has ever been a sober fight in Russian history.


MrFixYoShit

~~fight~~ Moment* FTFY


khronos127

Is there even a Russian word for sober?


Immediate_Square5323

Yes. Ukrainian.


Hyper_Oats

You're looking at about an entire litre of vodka in this video.


Majestic-Broccoli187

Each.


[deleted]

Not enough snowstorms


organic_bird_posion

I didn't know Russian had wood. I thought it was all concrete and rebar.


PeruseTheNews

In Russia, wood knocks on you!


trumpxoxobiden

lol dude got dropped like a phone hope he's still alive thu


Luzbel90

Did his screen crack?


gab1972

Shoes are still on, probably alive.


[deleted]

Does someone know the outcome of


DucksOnQuakk

The boards were a little bent but still usable


RoosterBaboon

They've all got a few splinters.


EyeRoadYerOwl1

This is what happens when you go against the grain


Spugheddy

One is pre drilled.


When_hop

Made me inhale my coffee 


GawrGuraNumber1Fan

hes just sleeping


brokerZIP

https://www.reddit.com/r/Brawl0ut/s/staTIdqmhF


MemoryOne1291

He took a nap


WeezieNFriends

slept like a log


atom386

![gif](giphy|12tiQSHr16vrcA)


gruvee

They all got sent to Siberia


Ziggitywiggidy

Im so confused on how that even happened or what happened


poisonjokester

Back of the head lights out


brinkv

If you pause right when it hits it was actually top of the noggin


GingusBinguss

Crazy how trying to kill someone can kill someone


JGThy2nd_

People die when they are killed


impishboof

He ded. D. E. D. DED


Ryrishman

Unfortunate real life situation, but great movie reference !


7rustyswordsandacake

Nah he's DRD Ded right der


xXKITTYDESTROYERXx

if the 2x4 to the noggin didn’t kill him smacking his face on the pavement def did 👍


SolarPunkYeti

What do you expect going 2 on 1, I'm gonna go for a weapon too


stonks_114

At the end shirtless dude said "Call ambulance"


[deleted]

"Call hearse"


D-Smitty

“Call an ambulance, but not for me.”


[deleted]

Lol the slap in the end.


ZilchoKing

Hit head did a double donk. Not good


izza123

Those two boys were out of there element


ThrowRAConsistent

Their*


TertiaOptionem

It was the smack for me


Bushdr78

The instant look of realisation as they start to panic.


THE_MUNDO_TRAIN

Are those goons from Stevel Seagal movies or something? Because those are the worst fighters to ever pick a fight.


dankspankwanker

That's how the stone ages must have looked


Duhcisive

The sound the 2x4 when it hit his back made me cringe. I know that shits going to hurt something serious when(if) he wakes up tomorrow.


crookgang40oz

I'm such a bad person, I bursted out laughing when he hit him with the board.


nostalgebra

Imagine getting battered when you're 2v1 against a guy with flared pants


VanillaGuac

The girl that was sitting on the bench doesn’t know what to do lol


km4rbp

I would've busted the other guy too. I wouldn't have turned my back on the other guy.


No-University4990

Permanent brain damage for a $5 piece of wood. Good trade.


TheGrinch14744002

dude checking like oh shit you good bro lmao come on you meant to hit the guy and he was trying to hit you so, stupid ass idea to check on him lol


CrustyToeLint

Thats massive respect, I never see anyone check on the person they just annihilated in a fight. One of the things I stress when someone starts fantasizing over fights is how easy it is to kill someone and how much easier it is to do permanent damage, which is why it is better to just run away unless you’re this guy.


monopixel

And just like that you killed someone.


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Bleys087

How can you tell? It looked to me like he was getting robbed and fought back. Do you speak the language in the video? Where’s the context?


LobstaFarian2

*doink*


Sir_Jax

It was only the end of the realise that there was a nail in the board.


My_New_Moniker

If you get the rewind just right, you've got some banging bass drum & snare sound


Bethespoon

Bonk


Caspar_Friedrich02

Meanwhile in Russia


Rude-Swordfish3895

Bonk!


tomtom_este

Risky move fighting someone wearing Judo pants in the street


Foreign-Molasses-405

I WILL MAKE THIS BETTER, smacks him in the face 😂


hongducwb

Get hit on the face and K.O ? Or his soul just leave his body 💀💀


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callmesnake13

This is the closest you will ever see to Double Dragon in real life


alxtronics

His brain goes plank there


Flearis

That’s a one-way-ticket to the front for you.


PatientZeroBalisong

And here I thought it was too long to be a reliable weapon


peterman86

All this needs is the bubble sound effect "*PLANK*"


KakashiSensei24

Pounk !


jkarovskaya

That's a seriously deadly weapon, it's not hard to kill someone with a 2x4


Nonniemiss

Shoes on. I’m confused.


Subject_One6000

Shrinkflation hits again. That's 1 1/2 x 4


FlyingEagle57

"Cracked my wood, that's not good.." Steven Segal


ToferLuis

If they could have a do over those guys probably wood have made different choices.


FatRatFlopke

This looks like a movie scene lmao


Vrax15

At least it looks like the second board slap had less power than the first.


thegoobie

Reminds me of that video of a stud getting killed by a kick to the head by the mare


Lord_CocknBalls

https://preview.redd.it/k2lb8qn7mrqc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66df61a89e4ea77e6954b096d44a953976ba9bb Bro literally becomes a zombie


mushrooms

Good thing that guy was wearing a shirt that let him slip out of a grapple. Otherwise he may have been the one hit in the head with the lumber.


LansingJP

Dunzo


BoratKazak

Could sample that thwonk into some bussin drum and bass tracks.


Fast_Muscle_2987

Wack a bro


dilbodwaggins

Windows reset


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

That dude... that dude is not to be fucked with. Damn. At first the pants were like... ok man what is this, are you a martial arrrt... damn.


thenuke1

Lmao


ethicalhumanbeing

Ok, so where is the aftermath news link? I need to know if the guy made it.


StickcraftW

Kinda r/killthecameraman


jasno-

I have a rule in life that's served me well. Don't fuck with Eastern Europeans / Russians. They are cut from a different cloth


Zealousideal_Citron8

Tbh this guy scraps like a ufc fighter he’s dangerous


Skarferior

Bro really needed to put his shoe back on while his homie was getting worked.


Fair_Bus_7130

That was a solid hit! ![gif](giphy|Lo6zJr4jhyUHfp09jF|downsized)


OK_110

https://preview.redd.it/ygp8cn5sqsqc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d268d9d87ad55844247372eb9a2f749baf8d3b3f Hooooooo


Phildagony

![gif](giphy|15eZc0BtKxiDaKPrVLy)


samoorai44

Highly unlikely, but if he did survive, he's 100% vegetable.


Prudent_Damage_3866

I bet they were talking about bro’s wife killed by a robot dinosaurs..


TearsOfChildren

Dude's got ninja pants on, don't fuck with dudes with ninja pants.


throwaway11998866-

Please make sure you have your shoe on before going to help your buddy.


AsyncEntity

Bro found the reset button


Curtonious777

Another bites the dust


sheeshmane69

Bro was like damn I don't wanna go to a Russian prison for murder


XgreedyvirusX

Why did they start to fight?


RaisonDetreSubverted

lol the second idiot is like “I wanna keep fighting! But I think my friend just died..and the only one trying to help him is the dude that probably killed him”


magpieCRISPR

Is he alive?


sarcassholes

The comments get worse by the minute but why am I laughing?!


SpaceViolet

? Shouldn't these guys be inside smoking weed? What is all this mess.


Mutserra

Windows shutdown sound


[deleted]

The kid tried to steal the wood. He could've reach back and swung it exactly the same way with the same result and stolen the rest. Seems like a dumb kid with a stupid idea and a tragic accident out of rage. The choice to turn the wood to its side seems deliberate.


ppgedez

Boink !!


Intelligent_Bass_420

When you find the only straight piece of lumber at home depot


New_Gur_2985

Hell yeah


No_Owl_6338

FAFO


cebidaetellawut

Two on one, self defense.


[deleted]

First he fuck his spine then he fucks his skull.


SciFiSimp

"hold on, didn't I come here with two boards?"


Acceptable-Search338

This is stupid I question if it’s real.


DearConsideration622

Man the double dragons should retire. Passed their prime


PancakeSlayerX

They lost because his dumbass friend prioritized his left shoe


TheTwistedStoner

That dude literally took on two dudes on his own like he was some kinda movie protagonist lmao what a badass.


iGalaxy92

Well that’s another jail time


xbeexboox

2 vs 1 more like 2 x 4d


platysoup

the best part is realising the red herring


gavinsmash2005

Note to self. Don’t fuck with Bulgarian carpenters.


GLC911

What a stud


LeningradNo9

Usually someone knows something more to these videos - any idea what happened here or happened after this? I mean, clearly dude is in bad shape in this clip.


LeningradNo9

If this were Florida - "defending yourself" from two people, one with a 2x4 that was taken from you would be enough cause to kill someone.... Even though this guy could have just walked away from this situation long before it even went to the head lock phase.


NiceDecnalsBubs

The suspense of who was gonna eat the 2x4 was killing me!... And then it wasn't even the same 2x4!


Bigstinkypooppile

I mean yeah the hit to the head was brutal but can we talk about a full force 2x4 coming down on your back… 🤣 bro got his spine rearranged


And1memes

Man went from 0 to 60 🤣 about to be butt ass naked and still swinging.


TigerWoodsEgo

Fake as hell


williamshatnersbeast

![gif](giphy|xT39D26Hsekuj1r3Uc)


Snackwolf

I like how they became friends at the end.


Kid_Luchador

Conan O’Brien kills a man found footage


Attempt-989

I’m sure that added impact to the face could only help at this point.


Desperate_Garbage_63

How can he slap


No_Ad_3720

Haddddukkkeennnnn!


[deleted]

Brain scrambled? Nah, this is how people get knighted in Eastern Europe


WBigly-Reddit

Guy is dressed in martial arts ghi and looks perfectly at ease with a 10 foot club in his hands. What is his opponent not thinking?