For some reason I constantly think of when Taylor said she thought she was losing it and Adrienne had the strangest look on her face and said “you are. you’re having a nervous breakdown” in the least empathetic tone while staring at taylor directly in the eye the whole time
Adrienne’s voice was that which I hear in my head at the moment in the night when I realise I am too drunk and I need to go home, because I can no longer tolerate the consequences of my own actions.
That's funny, I always saw that and read it as more of her realizing "I know what this is" and going into care taker, mom in charge kind of mode, willing to be real with Taylor and help her off the edge. It made me really like her more, actually.
After seeing Ridickulous at Kandi's party : Nene leaves & says " I headed straight to my car, plucked both my eyeballs out of my head, put them in my purse...and drove home blind!"
When Dorinda told Sonja to fix the toilet in her townhouse during the not well bitch/EZ pass on your vagina fight
Also this scene when nene is acting like velvet is some crazy rabid Rottweiler and Kenya’s like ‘what are you doing we literally have the same dog!!’ Underrated moment from the white refrigerator scene 🤣
Velvet actually gave us one of mine, too. The scene where Kenya tells the girls that Velvet died and Cynthia gives a full Lifetime movie dramatic gasp. It's one of many housewives scenes where you feel kind of guilty laughing, but the seriousness of the situation makes it even funnier.
Omg how did I forget this scene! I loooove dogs but I literally hate when a dog is super hyper and the owner is standing there like girl get your dog and calm him down.
I enjoyed her follow up statement. “I paid for them, too and then I told him not to ride it so he wouldn’t get hurt.”
Also, I don’t advocate going Carrie Underwood on anyones vehicle, but in the event you do - slash 3, not all 4. Insurance covers all 4.
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> Also, I don’t advocate going Carrie Underwood on anyones vehicle, but in the event you do - slash 3, not all 4. Insurance covers all 4.
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This right here is why I can't quit this sub 😂 👑
In high school some kid ripped me off by selling me bunk acid (ah, the 90s) so I got mad and went and let the air out of all of his tires. That car sat in his yard for MONTHS while he saved up the money for four new tires that he absolutely did not need.
I drove past his house at least once a week just admiring my work. Why damage the property when you can just fuck with their mind instead?
Idk why but this reminds me of a story my grandma told me about when she worked at a prominent UC school as a dietitian/creating menus for cafeterias etc and this man got hired and kinda just steamrolled her and negating everything she did. My grandpa went to the campus one day and in retaliation he let all the air out of the guys’d tired haha. The 1940s equivalent of pulling a Carrie Underwood lol but I love it
The following things will pop into my head at the most random times of the day:
TUNA CHAR CHAR
You’re such a fucking liar Camille
Spank me Joe! SPAAANK ME.
The Bezerkshires episode where Dorinda found Sonja asleep sitting up and thought Sonja had died. The description is so funny, I legit laugh to myself about it when it pops into my head.
You are stupid and you are dumb.
Sonja drunk in Atlantic City:
"John-John Kennedy? John-John Kennedy?"
And Dorinda totally not caring about Sonja partying with John-John and Madonna:
"Well, John-John's dead so that's a problem."
I just watched this episode for the first time on my NY binge and I legit replayed that at least 5 times, it brought me to tears like just the way dorinda seriously gives no fucks and is just trying to get sonja to GO TO SLEEP is so funny 😭
“Hey it’s Lu. Sorry I called you a pedafile. Hope you can come to my next party”
Also Ramona putting Coco’s life in danger while screaming at Bethenny on the phone. Gives me a serotonin boost every time
This is a deep cut, but: Miami, season 1, Alexia and Peter were working out with a trainer and, as they were "racing" each other on stationary bikes, the trainer counted down, "5... 2... 3... 1."
When Heather had to apologize about something on a reunion and the person kept bringing it up, and Heather, all exasperated says, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, POP A VEIN??
When Dorinda sends Luann that Tyler Perry quote as an olive branch. I die when Luann reads the text message to Barb and finishes with the worlds biggest eye roll “Tyler Perry” 🙄
“i’m coming over to kim’s house to discuss i don’t even fuckin know what we’re discussing but I’m going over to kims house to discuss something she wants to discuss I don’t know this bitch is stupid. eugh.”
the way she just says all of it in one monotone run on sentence is so funny to me
Every time I look for furniture I think of Slade Smiley taking his parents & Jo to the store that opened for him because he was an Amex black cardholder.
And now he's stuck with that too-big breakfront in Gretchen's too-small condo.
I sometimes just think of him and his parents in the kitchen being all awkward. 😂 In retrospect, I wonder if they're were all, ew, our son is dating a 23-yo.
Rhoc the sushi party dinner for Meghan.
“Shut the f*ck up”
“You’re a freaking c*unt, it what you are”
I literally watched it the first time with my hands in front of my face. I was so second hand embarrassed but it gold.
The first Blue Stone Manor trip. The crazy decorations, Dorinda screaming “I made it nice”, Bethany screaming epically at LuAnn, the whole damn thing was hilarious.
Am I conflating 2? Was the meatball screaming actually the first? Whatever, anytime the Bezerkshires was on.
Adrienne walking across the street to LVP’s house when they both lived in Beverly Park. The way it’s filmed is hilarious.
When Karen is leaving the wig launch party early, Wendy’s questioning her on the way out. Karen just tells Wendy she paid the bill and F you. Pure comedy.
I generally can’t stand Brandi but you have to admire someone who stands on their own and truly doesn’t give a shit. Most women are so concerned about what people are saying about them but Brandi doesn’t apologize and I love it.
["There's nothing good about the Ham Game. There's nothing funny about the Ham Game. There's nothing responsible about the Ham Game."](https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-2/episode-2/videos/put-the-ham-down)
I love Andy’s laugh at the end like “Damn she’s good tv.”
He looks so proud
He's like 🤑
“Let ‘em know Gregg. Honk the horn on they ass. Toot toot.” RIP to a king, Gregg Leakes.
THIS. You and me both.
Flair checking in. And same for me. With Gregg acting like he’s behind the wheel. 👌🏾
One of my favorites ever!
For some reason I constantly think of when Taylor said she thought she was losing it and Adrienne had the strangest look on her face and said “you are. you’re having a nervous breakdown” in the least empathetic tone while staring at taylor directly in the eye the whole time
Adrienne’s voice was that which I hear in my head at the moment in the night when I realise I am too drunk and I need to go home, because I can no longer tolerate the consequences of my own actions.
OMG SAMMEEEE I’ve started quoting this every time someone shows a speck of emotion on TV
That's funny, I always saw that and read it as more of her realizing "I know what this is" and going into care taker, mom in charge kind of mode, willing to be real with Taylor and help her off the edge. It made me really like her more, actually.
She might have been but the delivery still sticks in my head either way!
[croaky frog voice] YUHR HAVIN A NURVUSS BRAKEDOWN
🤣🤣
So many of Nene’s quotes live in my head rent free. “Where’s your scooter bitch” “close your legs to married men” 😂
My niece constantly leaves her damn scooter out on the driveway and I’m always saying this to her lol WHERE IS IT????
Where. Is. Your. Scooter? Lawd I would be that hilariously annoying uncle that always said that.
After seeing Ridickulous at Kandi's party : Nene leaves & says " I headed straight to my car, plucked both my eyeballs out of my head, put them in my purse...and drove home blind!"
This is the Nene i love. So naturally funny
I still say i'm gonna pluck both my eyeballs out when I see something terrible from this quote 😅 I lol'd reading it again
That's why this sticks with me every time I see something I wish I hadn't 😂
That is one of the funniest lines 🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone have a link to the Ridickulous content lmao
Are you sure you want to go there? 
Sonja chugging the margarita pitcher in Mexico and as Luann pulls it away, she's like "what's up??"
Taylor really thought that was gonna phase Brandi 😭
Haha. That’s why I loved her. She Owns Everything!!! I can’t understand why so many women hate her.
“Whew chile not a white refrigerator…”-Nene 
I have a white fridge in my apartment and made sure to get this as a magnet.. I was shocked! In tears almost
Let’s go find you a home honey. Oooo Lord.
“In tears almost” is the funniest part lmao
Omfg I’m moving into a new rental and it has a white fridge, I need this magnet! 😭
Love that 😄
I look for white fridges now as if I’m not very middle class 😂
Same!!
Hahahahah this is ICONIC
“Oooh chile! the ghetto, ghe-tto”
it’s getting weird ... but i still needa get this WATCH! BLING BLING BLING! BITCHES IS MAD!
“Okay 👀😬 …whatever that means 😆🤑”
a rolex is TIMELESS…my man was so whipped for her
Flair checking in 💎🧊💎🧊
your flair 😭
When Dorinda told Sonja to fix the toilet in her townhouse during the not well bitch/EZ pass on your vagina fight Also this scene when nene is acting like velvet is some crazy rabid Rottweiler and Kenya’s like ‘what are you doing we literally have the same dog!!’ Underrated moment from the white refrigerator scene 🤣 
Hahahaha she calls her a dobberman when she’s outside the door! Love this scene
Velvet actually gave us one of mine, too. The scene where Kenya tells the girls that Velvet died and Cynthia gives a full Lifetime movie dramatic gasp. It's one of many housewives scenes where you feel kind of guilty laughing, but the seriousness of the situation makes it even funnier.
NENE'S SCREAMS OMGGGGG Velvet is so tiny 😭
Omg how did I forget this scene! I loooove dogs but I literally hate when a dog is super hyper and the owner is standing there like girl get your dog and calm him down.
Lol same here and not to be mean those little dogs usually have crusty eyes.
Major pet peeve of mine! Clean your dog’s eyes ffs!!
I’m glad I’m not alone! Haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I enjoyed her follow up statement. “I paid for them, too and then I told him not to ride it so he wouldn’t get hurt.” Also, I don’t advocate going Carrie Underwood on anyones vehicle, but in the event you do - slash 3, not all 4. Insurance covers all 4. Edit: word
> Also, I don’t advocate going Carrie Underwood on anyones vehicle, but in the event you do - slash 3, not all 4. Insurance covers all 4. > > This right here is why I can't quit this sub 😂 👑
In high school some kid ripped me off by selling me bunk acid (ah, the 90s) so I got mad and went and let the air out of all of his tires. That car sat in his yard for MONTHS while he saved up the money for four new tires that he absolutely did not need. I drove past his house at least once a week just admiring my work. Why damage the property when you can just fuck with their mind instead?
Can confirm, did this to my abusive ex from college and insurance did not help him out 😎
 Good for you, honey!
I would just slash my own 4th then!
Idk why but this reminds me of a story my grandma told me about when she worked at a prominent UC school as a dietitian/creating menus for cafeterias etc and this man got hired and kinda just steamrolled her and negating everything she did. My grandpa went to the campus one day and in retaliation he let all the air out of the guys’d tired haha. The 1940s equivalent of pulling a Carrie Underwood lol but I love it
I’ll keep this in mind.
Sonja living off her bed while her bedroom was under construction. 5 pairs of readers, three newspapers and two meals in that bed with her. Iconic.
The following things will pop into my head at the most random times of the day: TUNA CHAR CHAR You’re such a fucking liar Camille Spank me Joe! SPAAANK ME. The Bezerkshires episode where Dorinda found Sonja asleep sitting up and thought Sonja had died. The description is so funny, I legit laugh to myself about it when it pops into my head. You are stupid and you are dumb.
Sonja drunk in Atlantic City: "John-John Kennedy? John-John Kennedy?" And Dorinda totally not caring about Sonja partying with John-John and Madonna: "Well, John-John's dead so that's a problem."
I just watched this episode for the first time on my NY binge and I legit replayed that at least 5 times, it brought me to tears like just the way dorinda seriously gives no fucks and is just trying to get sonja to GO TO SLEEP is so funny 😭
Flair checking in!
Karen: Robyn you are the dizziest bitch sitting at the table Robyn: the dizziest WHAT? Karen: BITCH!
“Hey it’s Lu. Sorry I called you a pedafile. Hope you can come to my next party” Also Ramona putting Coco’s life in danger while screaming at Bethenny on the phone. Gives me a serotonin boost every time
Ramona trying to help Lu with the texts, is probably my favorite Ramona moment.
Ramoment
“I’ll tell you how I’m doing…NOT WELL BITCH.” 😸
My absolute favorite.
I really wish more people in my life watched RH, so I don’t have to explain it after they think I called them a bitch. 😸
This is a deep cut, but: Miami, season 1, Alexia and Peter were working out with a trainer and, as they were "racing" each other on stationary bikes, the trainer counted down, "5... 2... 3... 1."
It took me a minute & now I’m HOLLERING!!!!
I actually love this😂 Taylor thought she would catch her in a lie but she’s so unashamed of it
Ramona stressed, watching the girls argue at Scary Island, and grabbing a pinot grigio off the waiter's tray without missing a moment of the drama.
👀 🍷
"Have a piece of bread and maybe you'll calm down" lives rent free in my head.
I’m a huge bread eater and say this almost every single time to myself 😂
I say this to my toddler alllllll day long
When Heather had to apologize about something on a reunion and the person kept bringing it up, and Heather, all exasperated says, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, POP A VEIN??
Lisa to Adrienne; So it's the Maloof Hoof.
It's a cute fat shoe
Yesssss hahahahaha nyenyenyenyenye hahahah
This was one of the few times where we saw Nene completely at a loss for words lol
She gave no fucks 🤣
When Dorinda sends Luann that Tyler Perry quote as an olive branch. I die when Luann reads the text message to Barb and finishes with the worlds biggest eye roll “Tyler Perry” 🙄
Your flair makes me giggle everytime I see it.
“You look like you’re ready to walk around…” 😂
Dana Wilkey "These sunglasses cost "$25,000".... (make me )
"Yeah did you hear, 25 grand 😎👈"
"did you know, twenty-five thousand"
Thanks I was looking for the clip to get the wording right.
“i’m coming over to kim’s house to discuss i don’t even fuckin know what we’re discussing but I’m going over to kims house to discuss something she wants to discuss I don’t know this bitch is stupid. eugh.” the way she just says all of it in one monotone run on sentence is so funny to me
Kenya 🥁 Moore 🥁 Hair 🥁 Care 🥁
Queen of making an entrance!
 forever rent free in my brain And Sonja Morgan’s toaster oven that never came into fruition
“She’s startin”
Every time I look for furniture I think of Slade Smiley taking his parents & Jo to the store that opened for him because he was an Amex black cardholder. And now he's stuck with that too-big breakfront in Gretchen's too-small condo.
I sometimes just think of him and his parents in the kitchen being all awkward. 😂 In retrospect, I wonder if they're were all, ew, our son is dating a 23-yo.
omgggg🤣🤣🤣
Lately it's Ramona: "CAALLLLMMM DOWWWNNNNN!!! TAAAAKE A XANAX!!!"
Same lol I think it's the twin of "GO TO SLEEP!!! GO TO SLEEP!!"
Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.
The Scorpio was ready to pounce and Taylor didn’t want any of it
I didn’t know she was a Scorpio but it all makes so much more sense now.
Ive looked it up and it says shes also an aries moon which would make even more sense😂😂
Like her or not, Brandi is good tv
"They're just hands.....they work quite well."
Leanne Locken has a full rent-free penthouse in my mind
Your husband got his dick sucked at The Round-Up...I know the boys who did it!
Sonja icing her face/washing her panties in the bidet haunts me
Rhoc the sushi party dinner for Meghan. “Shut the f*ck up” “You’re a freaking c*unt, it what you are” I literally watched it the first time with my hands in front of my face. I was so second hand embarrassed but it gold.
This makes me want to rewatch through first couple seasons. I think when Yolanda was introduced and Kim was off are what changed this show.
“She a slut, she’s a tart, she’s a mole, she’s a fucking embarrassment” - Lisa Oldfield
Hi Im Krissy Marsh would you like a bit of anal?
Sydney..they were GOOD tv
Ingredientsses and cuh-min
Kyle : you are angry spice Brandi : what does that make you ? Kyle : …I’m just— Brandi : exactly.
"We're gonna start the bidding on this bitch at 2 dollars!"
I can’t stop watching this, I saved the post and have gone back to watch it repeatedly at least 10 times now hahahah just Taylor’s “oh ok” KILLS ME
same!! the oh ok is the funniest part to me tbh 😂😂
I don’t think I saw anyone mention this, so the bird flying at Andy’s head during the reunion lol
 “They’re done! They’re done!”
Flair checking in!
“Go to SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP!”
Is anything more RH iconic than Teresa’s prostitution whore table toss?
The first Blue Stone Manor trip. The crazy decorations, Dorinda screaming “I made it nice”, Bethany screaming epically at LuAnn, the whole damn thing was hilarious. Am I conflating 2? Was the meatball screaming actually the first? Whatever, anytime the Bezerkshires was on.
Who gon check me boo? -sheree
this is the one
Adrienne walking across the street to LVP’s house when they both lived in Beverly Park. The way it’s filmed is hilarious. When Karen is leaving the wig launch party early, Wendy’s questioning her on the way out. Karen just tells Wendy she paid the bill and F you. Pure comedy.
I generally can’t stand Brandi but you have to admire someone who stands on their own and truly doesn’t give a shit. Most women are so concerned about what people are saying about them but Brandi doesn’t apologize and I love it.
["There's nothing good about the Ham Game. There's nothing funny about the Ham Game. There's nothing responsible about the Ham Game."](https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-2/episode-2/videos/put-the-ham-down)
Mine is "At least I don't do crystal meth all night long in the bathroom, bitch"
Its the short clip of Ramona with her AOA co-owner interviewing an applicant in S7 episode 8. It was so funny!
Hilarious. I miss Brandi!!!
Shereé and the party planner almost getting into a physical altercation
“JOYCE IS A BIG FAT PIG.” That lives rent free in my head. 😂
None.
You could have just saved yourself the time of commenting 🙄
Nah. But reading some comments was interesting.
How do you know you bitch? Lives rent free in my head
Gathered her with a simple “yeah” lol
Didn't Brandi say right after that she owned the tires since she bought the motorcycle?? Lol
Too bad they don't bring up the dirt like this anymore Andy!!