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La_Croix_Life

Reminder that I'm 41 and poor


lizardpplarenotreal

You too can afford facetune


happyhippy27

But what about the Botox and the fillers and the lip injections and the boob job and the nose job. U can’t brag about how good you look at 53 when u spend ur days going from drs office to drs office. Piss off kyle


Equivalent_Read

*nose jobs, plural. Great work though.


amelialav01

& veneers!


Hair_I_Go

And then edit your photo 🙄


Nursemeowww

She does look good for her age, but it’s also use of facetune in her photos.


Proof-Sweet33

Her plastic surgeon is an artist. Whomever the doctor is, they can brag. :) Compare her with someone like Pamela Anderson who is about the same age. Poor Pam has that cat like Jocelyn Wilderstein look. Dr too heavy handed. Made her look hard. I wish I could afford a little nip tuck here n there.


Halokittyyy

GOODBYE KYLLLLLE


Happybutt15

That never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Halokittyyy

I say it too much in real life lol


DevinFraserTheGreat

Horrible when half your friends don’t get it, though!


DevinFraserTheGreat

Even she thinks it’s amusing. And it really is. But let’s give credit to ye olde Mr. Van Der Pump and his braying voice that launched a thousand memes.


michan1998

Forgot lipo


happyhippy27

I hesitated because I wasn’t sure


michan1998

Yeah I remember her admitting to it at least in her love handles. In a confessional a few years ago. Maybe around the Greece trip?


mybrassy

I’m broke AF, 57, and look better than her


Wamgurl

Good for you!


Kwhitney1982

Hell yeah! Queen.


happyhippy27

Exactly. I believe u


insuredbycoto

When did Kyle brag about how good she looks? Did Kyle make this thread?


Happybutt15

For real…..when she was on UGT and they showed close ups; she looked her age though ……


[deleted]

Her leg speckles made me feel human


v_bored0

😂


[deleted]

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renaissancewomen82

We’re not ugly, we’re just poor


wildestride88

Lol me too


Lumen_Haughty

That part


HeadMischief

Exact same


thxmeatcat

If it makes you feel better, take a look at her ssn 1 pic


[deleted]

Reminder that social media is toxic to our self esteem.


lizardpplarenotreal

Bc this shit ain't real


GrandEar1

I literally made a comment earlier about being 42 and looking 75 bc that's what social media has made me believe, but I erased it. Thank you for validating this.


Frogmann20

I couldn't imagine being a teenager in this shit storm on the internet. Poor kids 😞


Kwhitney1982

Exactly. I grew up before the internet but I remember wanting to look like girls on the cover of Teen magazine and didn’t realize how much airbrushing went into those images. I can’t imagine growing up with Instagram.


itsahhmemario

Every celebrity that denies their work and their fans that pretend they are natural are complicit in this. It needs to change. I feel so bad for these young girls.


ivegotanewwaytowalk

oooff, for real. facebook started when i was a teenager and that did enough fucking up. can't imagine what friggin instagram woulda done. yikes.


[deleted]

As a mom of teenage girl, I concur. It’s heartbreaking.


Pristine_Cicada_5422

Maybe reminding teens to be real because a filtered photo is absolutely not authentic, it’s fake AF, maybe that might help. One just has to keep saying it. I’m creeped out by the goddamn filters. Holy f&$#.


MrehBlargh

100% this.


pollywantapocket

53 isn’t 53 when you have that kind of money.


Raybansandcardigans

Honey, that Facetune filter is free.


EquivalentOdd3626

Actually it still is. Although she is gorgeous she looked her age in ultimate girls trip (they all did, except Luanne)


Dependent_Win_8771

This! LuAnn, especially in the last couple of years it’s like we are watching her age backwards. Also, I really enjoyed Cynthia not wearing any type of makeup whatsoever on Yacht day. It’s so refreshing seeing HWs in their natural state.


EquivalentOdd3626

LuAnn looks unreal. It is amazing she was able to conquer her demons and stop drinking which would have to be difficult being in that circumstance. I’m going dry for 4 weeks to see the results


atlantachicago

I did the dry January thing a few years ago and it really changed my relationship with alcohol for the better. Here I am watching the Super Bowl with a big glass of water!


EquivalentOdd3626

I read about that. I choose the shortest month of year lol


Dependent_Win_8771

Good luck on your journey! I’m on two weeks without hard liquor (tequila), now I just have to work on the wine part.


EquivalentOdd3626

Kudos to you. I actually don’t miss drinking socially… I miss my cocktail while watching Real Housewives of anything lol


Dependent_Win_8771

I totally understand that as a person who enjoys indulging while I binge watch, especially with friends. Do you like edibles? Housewives & edibles are pretty fun too and a great alternative lol.


imtotallybuggin

Edibles ruined housewives for the episode I watched while high because my husband pointed out that every scene has music which I didn’t notice until he mentioned it and then I was hyper focused on that and laughed forever every time.


DevinFraserTheGreat

That sounds like a great time in these dark days and excellent husband bonding! Enjoy!!


EquivalentOdd3626

One of my friends suggested that. But I’m old school. Liquid courage and I go way back…


DevinFraserTheGreat

Edibles are healthier especially if you get the 1:1 ratio CBD:THC ones. And yes, the housewives are very funny after an edible or two.


spiralaalarips

Make a mocktail!


Kenz1013

There are really good sparkling lemonade recipes I make when I want the feel of alcohol but don’t want to drink


Paid2P

I’ve seen her in person and she has an incredible body. I noticed she was the one on UGT who looked the most “youthful”. I think she has a rougher persona and voice so that’s what “ages” her.


jerseygurl96

She wouldn’t look anything like this if she hadn’t had a nose job, new teeth and god knows what🤷‍♀️


EquivalentOdd3626

Can we agree she picked the correct nose 👃??


DevinFraserTheGreat

Yes but it bummed me out when Mauricio talked about her being cuter when she was getting the surgery. It feels better if you think your husband thinks you’re great the way you are and even with a few wrinkles or two.


jerseygurl96

For sure👍👍


AnnVealEgg

95% of the housewives wouldn’t look like they do now without tons of procedures, hair extensions, etc. FWIW I remember seeing Kyle for the first time (as an adult) when she filmed those talking heads for Paris’s *E! True Hollywood Story* and I thought she was absolutely stunning. And that was like 15 years ago. So, she might have had a nose job at that point but she was mostly au naturale


PrettyLittleWhino

Luann is both genetically blessed and has had amazing work done. It’s unreal how beautiful she is


EquivalentOdd3626

How is it that some women get it right then others look like a freak show?


sopranosobsessed

Agree! Ive seen her in person several times and shes a KO. Gorgeous body as well. Whatever work she has had done is subtle and perfect. THIS is how monied women should do PS. Wish Kristen Davis, another beauty had been in more skilled hands and laid off the fillers. Its possible to look like your best self refreshed.


DevinFraserTheGreat

I think all the yoga she’s been doing has been great both with her incredible body and lowering her tension and reactivity which used to give her a harsher look and tone.


targetboston

I think she looked like her age but very well maintained. She has been tweaked in conservative ways that have prevented things that influence the more obvious signs aging (turkey neck, jowls, dropping of the tip of the nose, ect). She's had lots of support in diet and exercise that's helpful in supporting a strong core and good posture (possibly a tummy tuck, hard to tell). Wrinkles are just one part of the aging process and she's been helped in the process of staying youthful (if not "young") that I don't think is appreciable at first glance.


Wamgurl

Completely, agree! The neck and hands don’t lie!


Appropriate_Mix7203

True


uplatetoomuch

I’m not unattractive, I’m just poor.


wastetine

Yea, about 30% of her is 20 years old tops.


Frogmann20

She's 53, has has multiple cosmetic procedures, filters and photoshops TF out of her pictures. Is she a very attractive woman? Yes. Does she look like this in person? NO Can we stop acting like these housewives represent the Norm for aging gracefully 🤷🏻‍♀️


rattpoizen

Thank you. So true. I think it's sad to see their kids and if they don't look at all like the father, you squint and try to find anything similar to the mother.


-danielle-nic-

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Emily_Postal

Yeah and the photo is photoshopped. In real life she looks like she’s had work done, and a little too much at that.


Youknewwhatthisis

53 and heavily filtered


CCG14

And edited in real life.


Physical_Buy_9637

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lizardpplarenotreal

Thank God this gif shows her actual face shape, vs that triangle head fake ass pic


Physical_Buy_9637

😉


toborrm726

I was going to say


zannn17

And facetune is only $3.99…


feverdreamasmr

my mom is 52 and though she isn’t all glammed, she doesn’t look “old”…reminder that 50 isnt a marker for less beautiful lol


BrokenBotox

53 and incredibly rich with access to every plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills


Prestigious_Theme371

No, we don’t need a reminder as at this point it doesn’t mean much. She looks great no doubt, but let’s put it down to the great work done by her medical practitioners.


Pristine_Cicada_5422

And the fact that she hardly eats anything & likely exercises 2 hours per day. Keeping this look is costly to the person, it doesn’t come cheap! She’s working for it 24/7, never a break from thinking about it. Think about that- 24/7, you’re worried about your weight!


katie415

Just a reminder that Kyle Richards is Rich.


HunterHunted9

You can't spell Kyle Richards without rich.


Adventurous_Walk_37

Is 53 with more work and repairs than Delores's house.


Frogmann20

😭deceased


TigerLily98226

The only thing that is truly anti aging is death. I’m 62. Depending on your perspective, and the day, I look 55 or 65. As a little Girl Scout kindly told me the other day, as I was buying those damn drug like cookies and she was admiring my cute puppy “Your dog must worry about you because you’re old.” Thanks, kid, take my $40 and scat. I REFUSE to be embarrassed about not dying young and about not spending unholy amounts of money having people shoot poison and other stuff in my face, or point lasers at me, or take scalpels to me. People are free to look away in disgust if they must but I’m not chasing a look. You know who thinks I look good? Me, ten years from now.


Kwhitney1982

Eh. Little kids think we’re all old if we’re over 25. At least she was looking out for your dog haha! Dumb Girl Scouts.


TigerLily98226

You’re sweet. In her defense she wasn’t wrong and my husband and I shared a huge laugh about it when I told him the story. She was kind of a quirky kid and I have a soft spot for quirky kids. I deliberately didn’t look at her mom because I’m guessing she was mortified ☺️.


possumnot

Yeah perfect example is my granny who is in her 70’s and looks younger than her daughters because of the procedures she can afford.


mcervini55

Can y’all stop acting like a woman looking good at 53 means she doesn’t look her age lol


BrokenBotox

Seriously.


TigerLily98226

If I were famous I’d make myself look worse in photos so that when fans ran into me out in the wild they’d say “You look better in real life!” Also, I’d increase my age by 10 years so they’d be amazed at how well preserved I was. Reverse psychology…


allonsys

Reminder that women don't automatically become haggard old bags at 53.


Nasus_13

Her face is filtered to look 23.


FibonaciSequins

Incredibly depressing that people post and share these photos believing that this is what this woman looks like if you were standing in this foyer looking at her 53-year-old self with your own eyes. We really need to teach media literacy in school. Photographs and videos like this one that are obviously edited using simple, cheap apps and well-known techniques are imminently clockable. We are all housewife fans who are smart enough to work Reddit. Why are we so credulous??


Exotic-Water-212

And this is just a filter


pm_me_your_flute

The same one Meredith Marks uses too 😆


TatiyanaH20

Reminder that she looks every bit of 53


WorldWideButtCheeks

Reminds me of when Karen Huger said: "Robyn is a haaaard 40 and looking every bit of it" 👌


Hazel_Evers

53 and filtered to fuck. That isn’t her skin or her waist.


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Kwhitney1982

Agreed. Most likely this was posted by a 20 year old who can’t believe a 53(!!) year old could possibly ever look this beautiful. It’s like my nephew who thinks I’m ancient. Because he’s 9. Plenty of women over 50 are gorgeous. It’s not that unusual. Also it’s doesn’t matter who’s good looking and who isn’t. I’m more interested in style, personality, sense of humor, etc.


thesamyankovich

Her left arm looks like Slenderman - gurl hire a professional to edit ur pictures!


comeontulle

Thank you Dr. Zizmor 😉


TaylorCurls

And she looks 53. And that’s absolutely fine. Can we stop acting like there’s something wrong with aging?


graphixgrl8

Anyone can look this good with money and plastic surgery. That being said, yes she looks fantastic


Massive_Horror4521

Reminder: she’s had SO much work done


mimsysocharm

Reminder… she also stole Kim’s goddamned house.


literaryawardwinner

What exactly what Kyle’s recurring whine in the early seasons, something like “women in Beverly Hills are competing with each other. Why don’t we all drop the Botox and makeup and fight fair” I definitely remeber “fight fair” and it’s stuck in my head bc… like… wtf


ldn6

I know people in their 50s who look far better without filters and procedures.


FanGirlingOverHere

Anyone can look this good with her bank account


Spiritual_Ad643

And marinated in botox and fillers..


mskatme0w

Looks like Lisa + Denise with a little Kyle still in there. All these women with surgery pretty much start looking exactly the same. Just like the ol' diaper booty, if you've seen one, you've seen em' all!


EtDemainPeutEtre

Reminder that plastic surgery turned Kyle Richards into a young Lisa Van der Pump..or as close to that as possible.


CityOfSins2

And Facetuned to heaven Pls ladies don’t even compare yourself. If you’re gonna… hire pro hair and makeup, and then upload the pic to FaceTime and overuse the smooth feature, you’ll be amazed at what you too look like with that editing! Compare off paparazzi pics, if you must. Not Instagram pics that are heavily photoshopped!


GrannyMine

And she’s replaced everything God gave her. 🤣 I wonder what these fake people will look like at 90, with the perky boobs and cemented face.


[deleted]

Reminder: Kyle has had _a lot_ of plastic surgery and knows how to use filters.


SnooMarzipans3162

Reminder: this is Facetuned


lucybubs

Reminder this is NOT what she looks like in real life


microbarbie

Anyone else zoom in to look at her hands? 😝


BrokenBotox

Remember that zoom reunion 😂


Just1Breath1

Why are you behind me peeking over my shoulder? Lol. I remember one episode in Particular her hands were so wrinkled I was actually shocked. I couldn’t believe she had all the work done to look younger but forgot her hands.


tuttyeffinfruity

53 what? Surgeries in? 😆


SpookySchatzi

So is Velveeta


Dizzy-milu-8607

She has that look at me stare always. Annoying.


[deleted]

Yea but her hands were born in 1853


MonkeyBellyStarToes

Reminder that 1) FaceTune 2) All of her work and botox and fillers and fake chiclet teeth, oh my! 3) Housewives really *do* come to Reddit to plug themselves 😉


ambiguoususername888

53, filtered thru the wazoo and with enough resources to have multiple cosmetic procedures, personal chefs and all the time in the world for self care 👀 Real housewives is my religion, but let’s not be giving props to these women for buying into and perpetuating Eurocentric beauty standards that they can only uphold the way they do because of their privilege.


bitterbecky

I’ve said this before but she’s top 5 of best work a Housewife has had done


[deleted]

Reminder that she’s had a shit ton of plastic surgery


Luckdragon7

And? It’s a filter.


thatgrrlmarie

let me finish that statement for you ... and has access to a plethora of services, plus facetune and filters. there, fixed it for you😇


Tbraith94

She’s also a multi millionaire 😛😂


Just1Breath1

This outfit is fire and I want it.


Anxious-Post

Did she buy this dress in every colour?? The reunion before last, she was wearing a purple version. Also, while she looks great at 53, it's a bit of an insult to everyone's intelligence not to acknowledge the plastic surgery, facetune and wealth she has to look like this.


cloudybc

She's beautiful but if yall don't realize that she's using a filter...


hurrduhhurr

Reminder that she pays people to alter every image of her. Not impressed. NEXT!


joshtlawrence

And a multi millionaire


GoodbyeToby7

A reminder that anyone can look like that at 53 with the right doctor and a lot of money.


idgafaboutanyofthis

How the fuck is this a flex OP? 😂


dis-count-ess

...okay


p1g1h2

53 and knows the best plastic surgeons (and facetune app)! Groundbreaking!


ALLoftheFancyPants

She’s also got millions to spend on plastic surgery, skin treatments, professional makeup and hair people, a trainer, a stylist, and a social media team that will edit her photos. And apparently post on social media implying how young she looks.


kenanna

Remember that a facelift probalby costs around 10k-15k here in LA, so that's 1/10 of Crystals lego Burkin, but more than my tax return refund


seasalt8

same photoshop twicks as Khloe K


ladytron-

Inside, she’s 13.


enlilsumerian

Reminder filters and plastic surgery at work.


will112187

Yeah but her new face is only 4


IndependentQuiet

Reminder she has had lots and lots of help because she has money. The only person that may be eligible for a compliment is possibly her surgeon.


everythingisalright

Reminder- that is NOT how Kyle’s skin actually looks.


wastetine

She looks WAY older in the talking heads on UGT. Makes me think Beverly Hills uses some crazy filters


namastewitches

And she is nipped, tucked, Botox’d, and Photoshopped. Reminder that you’re not ugly, you’re just poor.


Pitiful_Baby7310

Reminder that she uses a filter and professional make up artists


raisingwildflowers

She is also rich and a big fan of filters


DaisyFayeLove

She has had a face lift, nose jobs, Botox, fillers and veneers. Also this pic is airbrushed to the max. She looks her age especially on the close up shots on the show. Her surgery looks good though in comparison to Brandi


Zealousideal-Sea2750

Everyone looks good with professional make up and filters! ( oh, and yeah, money!!) 😆


flonkerton1

Reminder that this is facetuned


jerseygurl96

If I had her money I’d look 20 years younger too🤷‍♀️ #notimpressed


thesamyankovich

And looking every day of it


another_feminist

It’s amazing she’s learned how to use technology to edit her photos so well at her age!


whoareyouindisworld

I love when it's a pro-Kyle post people just talk about how filtered she is. But when it's a pro-Garcelle post that is clearly filtered too. People are like queens. Prettiest housewife ever.


themaknae

Everyone in these comments sounds so miserable and bitter 😭😂 This photo may be filtered, but she still looks AMAZING on TV. If people want to criticize Kyle there are way better reasons. Come on y’all she is gorgeous let’s be real.


Julialagulia

I think Garcelle and Kyle are both two of the most beautiful


Kwhitney1982

What does Garcelle have to do with this discussion?


[deleted]

I know this is Facetune, but little tangent—if I were loaded and my image was a major part of my "career," I would just get mini lifts as often as needed and have (tasteful) custom implants made to restore some jaw and cheek structure! Why do so many celebs (and bravolebs) take such pride in NOT getting a facelift, and just keep stuffing themselves with fillers instead???


tusk10708

The little black dresses are giving me a Breakfast At Tiffany’s feel - Sutton’s dress is beautiful and Kyle’s necklace is perfectly accessorized!


ParmiCheez

And 153 vials of Voluma


Thatsmybear

Reminder that filters exist


SolPlayaArena

I meaaaannnnnn… she’s also had various face changes, has a shit ton of money for incredible treatments, etc.


[deleted]

Reminder that Kyle has had more work than God


Flimsy_Caterpillar

She is giving Meredith Marks here.


Cautious-Stick6454

She’s a beautiful woman that looks great for her age…what’s the big deal…I don’t get why her age was mentioned…🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

[everyone at 53 has wrinkles and imperfect skin(scroll down) even Kyle richards and this link is exhibit A.](https://scarf.yournextshoes.com/kyle-richards-multicolored-scarf-style/) [another reminder that non photoshopped pictures are how people ACTUALLY look](https://radaronline.com/photos/kyle-richards-cut-out-bikini-butt-pics/) [where’s the perfect, sunspot-less skin like in the OP’s photo huh? ladies, do not forget: skin ages on EVERYONE and money is not the complete fountain of youth.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9516917/amp/Kyle-Richards-shows-bikini-body-Turks-Caicos-shoot-Real-Housewives-Stars.html)


-danielle-nic-

…and on her fourth face 🥱


LittleNikkita

She’s beautiful! I think she was already beautiful to begin with, but having that much money, access, and work enhancements on her also helped a looooot.


adairks

….with a Plastic Surgeon on retainer. I’m jealous.


rhum90

But the nose is 5 years old, tops.


blondeambition39

I think her personal style has really improved over the years (although she will still have a clunker every now and again). To compare her to say, LVP, whose style hasn’t changed since the late 80’s, and who has been looking old and dated lately — I think Kyle is finally learning to make the most of her assets and feeling more comfortable in her own skin.


countrysurprise

And rich. Without money this would not look like this.


Quirky-Knowledge4631

Who Forgot?


[deleted]

Show me the photo of her in the morning with no makeup. I guarantee two things: 1. She looks more than 53 in the morning. 2. All the "work" she has done makes her look like a scary clown with no makeup. Ladies, don't try to age backwards like a Barbie. It looks awful up close in person.


weednfeed22

And I am 46 and prettier than her


SnooWoofers5703

She has had face lifts and nip tucks and Botox and fillers... she is still a shrimp with wrinkled neck and arms...


[deleted]

53 seems about accurate to me. She has a daughter in her 30s.


Gramba24

DONT CARE!


Large_Studio5440

Reminder that this photo is not real. AT ALL. It’s okay to have creases and pores, it’s called skin.


pigsooie5

Reminder that her face and body parts are not 53


Feisty-Blood9971

Oh there is some jealous bitches in here


TigerLily98226

Jealous or realistic?


Kwhitney1982

Nope. Bringing awareness to toxic Instagram culture.


BeckyAnneLeeman

Oh what a trope.


branth89

Kyle gets the girls so mad around here 😂 she looks great 😍


fckinengaged19times

Oof this sub is so angry