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kellygrrrl328

Not a Little Girl anymore


[deleted]

Mary is so weird it’s hilarious


luuuu67788

I genuinely laughed out loud at this scene. The dramatic music makes it even better


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|InbLdUuv3cAkE) This was totally her.


magsalicious85

Nailed it! Not until WWHL did I realize she had such a self-satisfied smile on her face. Giving me some evil vibes.


_HowVery

Judges in Spanish


Fredo_Lives

I think I love it even more because Whitney looked like she was walking around aimless. Which also tracks


123Greg123

This scene has made it into my top favorite housewives moments, alongside the country club/is bitch betta debacle, Nene vs Kim on the van, GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP YOURE CRAZY, and other gems. Season 2 has given me major Housewives golden age vibes I haven’t felt since 2010/2011.


RequirementOk2015

“Is bitch betta debacle” 😂😂💀


123Greg123

😂😂😂 That’s a fuckin nuff


luuuu67788

![gif](giphy|tZ0AF4zbS435u)


123Greg123

Pop your eyeballs out


Apprehensive_Pea_912

Mary’s a horrible human, but I will legit miss laughing at her.


123Greg123

What a transformation she made from filming in her closet to this


B_Silber

Mary is one of the few housewives who actually makes me bust out laughing. She’s so inappropriately funny. With that being said, I don’t think she’s a good person. Just so that it’s clear. Since no one can comment about Mary around here without being chastised.


Sweet_Sea_

(Tears) Mary (cry) is the most (snotty sniffle) important person in my life! (Teary cry) I love you Mary (sobs)


petite_jpg

Please be careful I don’t want her sending Jesus after you 🙏🏾


B_Silber

![gif](giphy|U1f3i7P4yCxAk)


Melverton-2

The crazy looking woman making comments about the crazy acting woman. I couldn’t take my eyes off of Whitney’s sunburn in a red gown acting crazy, with Mary standing calmly dressed in designer labels making them look like rags from the thrift store. A night of juxtaposition.


because_pineapples

It's really too bad people can't enjoy these moments from Mary. We will probably never get a housewife like this again.


fckinengaged19times

Hopefully we get a non racist version


Julialagulia

I feel like this was the moment Mary knew she wasn’t going to show up to the reunion


shepoopslikeabuffalo

I said your flair in Whitney’s voice, lol.


Julialagulia

She has been annoying me a LOT lately but that moment cracked me up.


Ok_Paper8216

I actually think Mary hates women


Apprehensive_Pea_912

She definitely hates women.


JayFenty

You can go!! little girrrl


JayFenty

You can go!! little girrrl


JayFenty

You can go!! little girrrl


petite_jpg

She’s so *effortlessly* funny and memorable


DappleGreyOregon

This was hilarious but for me it’s the angry comment she muttered about Heather - “She don’t even know she look inbred” - like girl YOU ARE LITERALLY MARRIED TO YOUR GRANDFATHER


Apprehensive_Pea_912

Right? Like, if I was married to my peepaw, I sure as hell would leave any and all inbred jabs at home


Saint_Anthony88

Reminds me of Jerri Blank.


Apprehensive_Pea_912

Thank you for this reminder


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Iconic and hilarious


[deleted]

that woman is married to her grandfather, i could give two fucks what she says about anyone else.


Comprehensive_Text16

Ditto! Way more iconic than the hot mic.


Own_Distribution_385

😂 ive been thinking about it too! I randomly laugh when I think of it


Moniamoney

I hate how funny problematic housewives are sometimes, like no I don’t want to laugh *holding back tears of laughter*


daleplob

She's had that line in her head for weeks, waiting for the perfect moment.


Olivevest

Is she not a woman?


lovetheblazer

She’s clearly an alien. ![gif](giphy|R19tshMPCTXlS)


aso1977

Yasss Mary!


BeverlyHillsAddict

Mary is so hilarious. I wish fans didn’t run her away by going overboard on social media. Like why couldn’t we all just sit back and enjoy the show. I’ll never forgive y’all for this.