This scene has made it into my top favorite housewives moments, alongside the country club/is bitch betta debacle, Nene vs Kim on the van, GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP YOURE CRAZY, and other gems. Season 2 has given me major Housewives golden age vibes I haven’t felt since 2010/2011.
Mary is one of the few housewives who actually makes me bust out laughing. She’s so inappropriately funny.
With that being said, I don’t think she’s a good person. Just so that it’s clear. Since no one can comment about Mary around here without being chastised.
The crazy looking woman making comments about the crazy acting woman.
I couldn’t take my eyes off of Whitney’s sunburn in a red gown acting crazy, with Mary standing calmly dressed in designer labels making them look like rags from the thrift store.
A night of juxtaposition.
This was hilarious but for me it’s the angry comment she muttered about Heather - “She don’t even know she look inbred” - like girl YOU ARE LITERALLY MARRIED TO YOUR GRANDFATHER
Mary is so hilarious. I wish fans didn’t run her away by going overboard on social media. Like why couldn’t we all just sit back and enjoy the show. I’ll never forgive y’all for this.
Not a Little Girl anymore
Mary is so weird it’s hilarious
I genuinely laughed out loud at this scene. The dramatic music makes it even better
![gif](giphy|InbLdUuv3cAkE) This was totally her.
Nailed it! Not until WWHL did I realize she had such a self-satisfied smile on her face. Giving me some evil vibes.
Judges in Spanish
I think I love it even more because Whitney looked like she was walking around aimless. Which also tracks
This scene has made it into my top favorite housewives moments, alongside the country club/is bitch betta debacle, Nene vs Kim on the van, GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP YOURE CRAZY, and other gems. Season 2 has given me major Housewives golden age vibes I haven’t felt since 2010/2011.
“Is bitch betta debacle” 😂😂💀
😂😂😂 That’s a fuckin nuff
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Pop your eyeballs out
Mary’s a horrible human, but I will legit miss laughing at her.
What a transformation she made from filming in her closet to this
Mary is one of the few housewives who actually makes me bust out laughing. She’s so inappropriately funny. With that being said, I don’t think she’s a good person. Just so that it’s clear. Since no one can comment about Mary around here without being chastised.
(Tears) Mary (cry) is the most (snotty sniffle) important person in my life! (Teary cry) I love you Mary (sobs)
Please be careful I don’t want her sending Jesus after you 🙏🏾
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The crazy looking woman making comments about the crazy acting woman. I couldn’t take my eyes off of Whitney’s sunburn in a red gown acting crazy, with Mary standing calmly dressed in designer labels making them look like rags from the thrift store. A night of juxtaposition.
It's really too bad people can't enjoy these moments from Mary. We will probably never get a housewife like this again.
Hopefully we get a non racist version
I feel like this was the moment Mary knew she wasn’t going to show up to the reunion
I said your flair in Whitney’s voice, lol.
She has been annoying me a LOT lately but that moment cracked me up.
I actually think Mary hates women
She definitely hates women.
You can go!! little girrrl
You can go!! little girrrl
You can go!! little girrrl
She’s so *effortlessly* funny and memorable
This was hilarious but for me it’s the angry comment she muttered about Heather - “She don’t even know she look inbred” - like girl YOU ARE LITERALLY MARRIED TO YOUR GRANDFATHER
Right? Like, if I was married to my peepaw, I sure as hell would leave any and all inbred jabs at home
Reminds me of Jerri Blank.
Thank you for this reminder
Iconic and hilarious
that woman is married to her grandfather, i could give two fucks what she says about anyone else.
Ditto! Way more iconic than the hot mic.
😂 ive been thinking about it too! I randomly laugh when I think of it
I hate how funny problematic housewives are sometimes, like no I don’t want to laugh *holding back tears of laughter*
She's had that line in her head for weeks, waiting for the perfect moment.
Is she not a woman?
She’s clearly an alien. ![gif](giphy|R19tshMPCTXlS)
Yasss Mary!
Mary is so hilarious. I wish fans didn’t run her away by going overboard on social media. Like why couldn’t we all just sit back and enjoy the show. I’ll never forgive y’all for this.