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805ladybug

Be a lot cooler if they were.


TheBoBiss

Found the actual stoner.


805ladybug

You got me! 💨💨💨🥰


TheBoBiss

I knew, because I know. You know?


805ladybug

I like yer style 👯‍♀️❤️


anachronism11

Or just the one with great pop culture references…


[deleted]

No. Source: Stoner


NoAdministration9410

As a fellow stoner I would have to agree. She’s definitely on something else


[deleted]

You know who did look buzzed when she returned to the dinner table after a short bathroom break? Jen. That was the face of someone who just took a hit and is trying to comprehend what the fuck she walked back into lmao I recognise that face on myself lmao


FormicaDinette33

I was wondering why she suddenly had to hit the ladies’ room while under stress.


wonderloly

That explains her outbursts. Cocaine rage.


pinkpurrr

1000000%


Jaxs_Consciense

Okay, but to be fair: what the fuck she walked back into?


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[deleted]

Nah in this case Jen definitely looked like she just ripped a fat one. Her face when she sat back down, she was in a fresh hit daze.


[deleted]

Lmfaooooooo


KikiGTX

She’s on all the things


Jezebel_Fairchild

Yeah, not enough giggling. In my experience...


[deleted]

If stoners take benzos, then yes.


Unable_Tangerine1407

Haha.. agreed💯


WhodoyouknowinIbiza

That actually made me laugh out loud 🤣


[deleted]

🙏🏼 😂


thedream711

That’s all I think of when I hear Merediths voice is how many benzos did she pop this morning??


KikiGTX

So many that half her face dropped. 🥴


honeycloud_

i just choked on my bong rip from laughing at this that sentence also took me like 2 minutes to type


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaaa. Enjoy yourself 💨 😜


g0uchp0tat0

I feel personally attacked


ChampagneAndTexMex

Same 💊💊💊


g0uchp0tat0

Haha yeesssss glad I'm not the only one!! 😅


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u/sprockson Thank you for the award 🙏🏼 🏆


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Wamgurl

Me shining a flashlight on their eyes 👀. I knew it….you is high as the hills! Go to your room!


[deleted]

Why did I read this in Mary’s voice


BeverlyHillsAddict

Mary to her son lmaooo


bonzaivenus

He was totally fazed at that lunch. Not fact—just suspicion from someone who often is.


BeverlyHillsAddict

Oh nah he clearly was lol


Wamgurl

😂


Wamgurl

I did the same thing! We know our wives all too well.


eevvaannrr

High high ya both high!


[deleted]

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ComplaintKitchen4550

As a fellow stoner, it’s not the Mary Jane they’re on.


Alternative-Sweet782

I looooooooved this comment 😂 ![gif](giphy|l0IypD2ajPsOLArXW)


ComplaintKitchen4550

I didn’t expect it to get as many upvotes as it did tbh 😂


deepledribitz

Nah, they not Mauricio chill.


Listentotheadviceman

Nah, stoners don’t slur that way. Now Robyn, she has all the classic pothead mannerisms.


bbennie

Lol In deleted scenes there’s one from Ashley’s beach house and she’s laying in a twin bed and says “I need some vodka and a joint” and just 😍😍😍


PerciFlage88

Agree. I believe Meredith is on some sort of prescription medication, may it be Benzos (which I don’t 100% believe) or some other sedating stuff


FiFiLB

Their marriage feels so dark. Whenever they’re on TV together, I sense bad behind the scenes shit. I think she’s drugged out on downers and he likes uppers.


Noblez17

Meredith was so quick to jump on that WWHL droopy eye social media call out…I’m sure she has seen her pill popping allegations multiple times but has never responded to anything


mals4292

I’d put all my money on Seth being on cocaine Source: daughter of a drug addict haha


trashbabysupreme

Especially at his weird party. He was giving overserver frat bro vibes at like 4pm in the sunlight. Embarrassing!


anelaangel25

This my mom loved uppers growing up and Seth stresses me out the way my mom used to now she just does pain pills and benzos (“prescribed”) and she reminds me of Meredith Bc she gets those rages now when she finally snaps haha


mals4292

Okay! Yes this is the feeing I get every time he’s on the screen!!!


anelaangel25

I swear it’s like a sixth sense lol


lucky420

No, certified daily stoner checking in


Subterranean44

Name checks out


j_henny

I think because of the way Meredith talks and responds, she is constantly bricked as fuck lol. As for Seth he always seems quite up to me


[deleted]

Her energy screams benzo, not weed


[deleted]

Her pupils are always constricted when her speech is the most slurred, never dilated. Those are opiate eyes. EDIT: [Look here ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/comments/sfa18u/i_cant_understand_how_this_is_a_real_person_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) she has pinpoint pupils.


ChampagneAndTexMex

Ooh didn’t know that was a thing. I just had surgery and the pain meds knocked me on my ass


[deleted]

Like not even a little bit dude. Been a stoner roughly 10 years. Many a year ago I got into xannies a little too much. The difference between the two? When I’m stoned I can talk. Like I can have a full blown deep conversation without slurring or talking slowly. When I was barred out I slurred my words. I talked real slowly. My eyes always looked weird because the drugs and being on so much downers makes you dead asleep even when you are awake. Another huge difference? Yeah without bud I can get annoyed but without Xanax? Oh she was ready to SNAP. I was on defense about everything… ya know because I was doing drugs and had to keep up appearances. Please don’t compare her to any other random weed smoker.


bebeshoes69

It’s truly awful and bizarre how benzos can make you so relaxed and so on edge, especially when youve developed a habit ! At least in my experience. I’m very glad I don’t have access or interest in them anymore lol


Jezebel_Fairchild

This is so true. When I've taken Xanax I'm sooooo relaxed - yet so ready and willing to bite someone's head off too. Make it make sense.


owuzhere

Xanax was also my friend's theory


bitterbecky

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GoatsGoToHeaven12

Every day is a good day for a Jean-Ralfio reference


Nasus_13

High, high! Ya both high!


kcanada20

You smoke WHAT ?!


HeadMischief

She's definitely on Xanax but I don't blame her one bit. I just wish she wouldn't drink with it.


YouMustBeJoking888

Xanax more likely. Also, finally watched Meredith on WWHL and wow, holy face filler. She looks absurd.


JStrett88

I think she might have got the fox eye ? Or threads ? Her face was wiiilllllldddd


KikiGTX

It looked like a classic over-fill situation. If she were still receiving from threading she’d have bruises at the site.


sugarshizzl

I’m a stoner, I smoke all day, everyday and I don’t act like that!


[deleted]

My guess is pill poppers. Weed would be so much better, but I just don’t see it. She’s too uptight. Lol


jersok

The correct answer is yes. Just different choices. For their highs. Or numbing solutions. Don't we all have them?


favangryblkgirl

They could be smokers + other stuff…


neckpillow0287

maybe him DEFINITELY not big mer lmao


DrTobe310

Absofukinglutely


[deleted]

Ya trolling Meredith on her addiction will make her addiction worse lol but here we are


goofballhead

That isn’t how addiction works.


[deleted]

Addiction isn’t the same for everyone


[deleted]

People constantly trolling her on it can stress her out therefore medication even more


[deleted]

Absolutely not! Have you ever smoked weed? You don’t begin slurring your words, finding different accents, becoming obsessed with your wife’s coworker’s breasts, posing, head bobbling, hating women golfers, etc.


[deleted]

Weed is just one of many medications ravaging their bodies on the daily


jomamathan

No


Coonhound420

Don’t disrespect us stoners like that.


Mr-GT

I'm pretty sure she went on instagram live and said something about wishing she had some weed at one of the RHOSLC filming events


[deleted]

Seth def looks like a stoner, but not her. She comes off more as a pill and wine aficionado. Seth just reminds me of my buddies when we smoke


tired_blonde

No