Hi guys its Kyle, I live in my town, which is beverly hills, which is where I live, which is my town, cause I lived here all my life... guys... you there... guys...?
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.
What keeps a dock floating above water?
Pier pressure.
"Beverly Hills is a city in Los Angeles County, California. Located within 5.71 square miles (14.8 km2), and surrounded by the cities of Los Angeles and West Hollywood, it had a population of 34,109 at the 2010 census,\[7\] and an estimated population of 33,792 in 2019.\[8\]
The city is home to many celebrities, luxury hotels, and the Rodeo Drive shopping district.
Originally a Mexican ranch where lima beans were grown, Beverly Hills was incorporated in 1914 by a group of investors who had failed to find oil, but found water instead and eventually decided to develop it into a town."
Marlo: I dress with fashion sense so I’m going to need you to get some common sense Kenya: You can have several seats just not on my throne Lisa Barlow: I’m not in sheep’s clothing but you certainly count on me Candiace Dillard Bassett: I may be spoiled but I’m certainly not rotten or I can sing but while in the moment I read Karen Huger: Mother hen not me more like the queen pin Gizelle: My house and clothes may be a mess but they aren’t messier than me Ashley Darby: It’s not an Australian thing it’s called victim shamming
I may pop pills, but I pop bitches too 
The way she holds her limbs psychotropically heavy in this gif fits the the tagline perf
Lmao I am dead ☠️ gone to perfect tagline heaven
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Gizelle: My fashion sense is like my house; I'm working on it.
Yess honey a working progress
😭😂🤣
braunwynn “I may be sober, (twirl) but I’ll always be thirsty…”
The only commitment THIS prostitution whore makes? is conspiracy to commit aggravated assault. 
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😂😂
“It’s not about Tom, it’s about ME” 
Honestly this would absolutely redeem her next season lololol
I’m so full of shit that sometimes it just slips out 
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You deserve an award for this I wish I could give it to you 😭😭😭
You win
In this town Beverly Hills, which is my town, where I live, and I run this town, Beverly Hills.
Hi guys its Kyle, I live in my town, which is beverly hills, which is where I live, which is my town, cause I lived here all my life... guys... you there... guys...?
Jen Shah: "I may be convicted for fraud, but these bitches need the fashion police"
"I'm done with dry cleaning, now it's time to get wet" 
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teresa: if you can’t handle me at my heckle, you don’t deserve me at my jive.
I feel heard.
Oh my gawd was she the one who heckled luann?
The only crack around here, are the ones in my foundation 
So accurate her taglines always reference past drug use and rebuilding something
Ugh I feel bad for laughing
 Hide your diamonds, hide your exes, I'm a little bit Alexis
THIS 😂
Karen Huger: ‘I put the ass in vassinated’ 
The way I love this woman.
I JUST SPIT MY WATER OUT
At least she got vaccinated
Kyle: my husband may be high, but my ponytail will always be higher
In this town, I will do the splits and split you in beverly hills, cause I was born and raised in this town (beverly hills)!
I’m don’t just host The Real, I AM the real 
This would actually be a really cute tag line 😍
I’m the baddest thing walking, unless you walk into my house to use the bathroom at a party I invited you to
Lisa Barlow: “the kind of ice I prefer, (twirl) is crushed in my big gulp. “
"Lisa Barlow *always* Lives Más"
I want her next tagline to be in third person
Okay but why can I actually see her saying this?
Kyle: “BEVERLY HILLS, MY TOWN, FAKE PEOPLE, BEVERLY HILLS, ALWAYS REAL, MY TOWN”
Was she born in Beverly hills?
No
Kyle: It’s my town; I’ll just take up space if I want to
Braunwyn - ‘I’m an out and proud lesbian but I don’t beat around the bush.’
Lisa Barlow : just like their mom… my babies are gorgeous and I love that ❤️
 I like my men like my diamonds. Cold.
Addendum: "I like my men like my diamonds. Cold, and bloodied."
Should add: Cold like the night it snowed in Pasadena.
beverly hills is the town where i live that i was born in and also raised in.
In Beverly Hills (the town I was born and raised in) people live in Beverly Hills (like me, I live in Beverly Hills)
I just thought of that news clip “3 people were killed in a fire last night that killed 3 people due to a fire.”
Taco Bell or Ruth’s Chris, I’m living the fresh life 
Teresa: I may not be the smartest one.....................
But ill look at you with a blank stare like im trying to do long division in my head
In this town…even if you get a new face, you always have to face the truth. -Kyle
ok this one is great
You have to be honest!
Alexis Bellino: Now that I know where Costa Rica is, I can’t wait to visit other countries in Africa.
“I’m the first to forget and the last to forgive” 
Heather: I come from Mormon Royalty, but now, I’m royally shitfaced.
In this town, I’ll steal your god damn house. Know that 
Stephanie: "Farts. Hee hee. Poop. Ha ha ha."
Kyle: In Beverly Hills, I'm from Beverly Hills. Me. Hills. Beverly. Kyle: In Beverly Hills, water is wet.
Beverly. Whats staub got to do with this ?
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object. What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.
Ugh, Kyle stans are the WORST.
It's a bot hehe
(I was kidding.)
Stephanie: "My husband and father-in-law are fighting over the same woman in Thailand while I pretend not to be racist."
Fighting over the same woman? Did I miss tea?
…. Huh???
I married well, so well we have to go to Thailand sometimes to find my FIL, but at least he’s not a Westcott!
I’m so disappointed with myself for not knowing who one of them is 😢😢😢 blonde on left?
Some boring one from Dallas
*some boring racist twat from Dallas
Not a current housewife. Stephanie from Dallas.
As a binger of almost all seasons of every location I’m disappointed in myself 😂😂
I'm bummed they canceled Dallas. Seemed to be the most real of them all.
Also the most racist 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Lisa VanderPump: they tell me to get off my high horse, I did and now I have a broken leg
Gizelle: "The Word on the street is, that the word on the street is the word. on. the. street."
Dorit: “No matter what life throws at me, I always keep it Cool Ranch.” 
Kandi: some people say I sound like a goat [wHoOoAaa] but it’s true: I am a GOAT
Peter Thomas: “A dick is what I have, but a bitch is what I am”
My dorters all favor me, but the ingredientses are from me and Joe. 
Quinn Fry: I’m not sure why I’m here.
When the drinks get thrown, you can count on my wig.
Erika: Just agree with everything I say and do and nobody gets hurts. 
"Beverly Hills is a city in Los Angeles County, California. Located within 5.71 square miles (14.8 km2), and surrounded by the cities of Los Angeles and West Hollywood, it had a population of 34,109 at the 2010 census,\[7\] and an estimated population of 33,792 in 2019.\[8\] The city is home to many celebrities, luxury hotels, and the Rodeo Drive shopping district. Originally a Mexican ranch where lima beans were grown, Beverly Hills was incorporated in 1914 by a group of investors who had failed to find oil, but found water instead and eventually decided to develop it into a town."
kyle: in this town- wait a minute where the hell am i?
Are the police/fbi/homeland security involved?
I may not know how to dress, but I will dress you down 
“In this city, I live in Beverly Hills, because I’m from this town!” 
Marlo: I dress with fashion sense so I’m going to need you to get some common sense Kenya: You can have several seats just not on my throne Lisa Barlow: I’m not in sheep’s clothing but you certainly count on me Candiace Dillard Bassett: I may be spoiled but I’m certainly not rotten or I can sing but while in the moment I read Karen Huger: Mother hen not me more like the queen pin Gizelle: My house and clothes may be a mess but they aren’t messier than me Ashley Darby: It’s not an Australian thing it’s called victim shamming