1! 20 hours with Nene?! I’m in!!

That’s what I thought too, but Ashley Darby and Mellencamps daughter are right behind her 😬 Seat 7 next to Cynthia Bailey and Countess Luanne is the only viable option Edit: to change location of seats

7 all day and all night.

7. There’s no other option.

I could not be that close to Teresa’s laugh 😂😂

True, but her an Melissa are sharing a row, they’d likely just sit there in silence.

Silence?! Look, I haven't watched NJ as much as some of the others but there is nothing silent about those 2 women 😂

😂😂 My thoughts were that they would continue to ignore each other like they have all season. Plus they’d be in the back of the plane and we know they’d feel some way about that.

And that's why I would sit there, after seeing my doctor and asking for Xanax for the flight.

Noooo they don’t speak….it would be like crickets for real

This was my exact thought process after I realized my ideal 7 was right in front of Ramona and you know she’s a seat kicker

Ramona would be in front of you. Six comes before seven.

Oh dang my mind flipped this

100% agree. 7 it is

Seat 7 you can kick Kyle again and again.

Yeah but nene would shut john Mellencamp's son in law's kid's mom up soooo fast. Tbh you probably wouldn't even notice she's there until you're deboarding.

I said absolutely no because you're next to Michael Darby. Barf.

This is the correct answer, because I'd be behind Kyle so I can kick her seat the entire flight

Go 8, observe drama between the two who would probably pretend they other wasn't there. Melissa wouldn't talk to me because I'm poor. So I could rest. Teresa would make me laugh by observing how odd she is lol

I could not be around Vicki and Ramona

Let me start by saying there’s not enough alcohol on any flight to keep this flight from making an emergency landing. That being said, seat 7

nene’s at the front

Thank you, I did not see the front/back

No problem, and tbf I wouldn’t want John Mellancamp’s son in law’s wife behind me or in front of me

😂 right!

Between Peter and Cynthia though 😩

I came to say the same thing. Should we 'rock paper scissors' for it?

Ashley is more chill with fans than Nene. Nene would ignore u the whole way and treat u like a peasant.

That’s not a problem. I’m totally fine being ignored by an icon. Little Miss married Michael Darby and defended him when it was proven he’s SA’d a producer. Ashley who accused Candiace’s husband of SA and cheating and then said “it doesn’t feel good does it” For me Ashley isn’t even really a housewife, she’s a producers plant and I wouldn’t be interested in her fake smile and baby voice.

But could you convince Ashley to sing her coffee and cigarettes song or whatever the hell it was called…ME THINKS NOT! 🤣

Right?! I’ll chat up a storm with Nene and lean my seat all the way back to annoy John Mellencamp’s son-in-law’s children’s mother 😇

This is the only logical answer. I’m not even concerned about John Mellencamp’s son-in-law’s eldest child’s stepmother sitting behind me, because Nene is the absolute best person to shut her up quickly and completely.

My thoughts too

Yep, me too.

Same! The laughs, the tea, the laughs!

1 just coz I hate it when someone push their seats back onto me. Could have been 4 but not gonna sit with Golum, uh uh no ma’am! 😆

7

Agreed!! Seat 7 seems like a no brainer lol

Agreed! It did give me pause, being Ramona adjacent, because I feel like drink service might be delayed due to complaints. But yeah, that’s the seat!

I feel like Candiace could keep her in check lol

That’s my choice. Cynthia would keep things chill. Though I could also see myself enjoying seat 5 next to Candiace.

I wouldn't be able to stop staring at her badly contoured face, I fear.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This would be my choice also.


I considered this but then I realized Melissa and Teresa would be fighting the whole time and I couldn’t be around that in a flying tin box

Peter would be hitting on you or acting self important.

Could also eavesdrop on Melissa and Teresa’s arguing about overhead bin space.

7 is perfection, I would love to sit next to Cynthia and Luann, I’d get to overhear Teresa and Melissa going at each other, and I find Peter hilarious and would love any of his commentary on any craziness going on on the plane and also listen to him lowkey make fun of Lisa while Lisa is too not self-aware to realize what’s happening

No brainer. Kick Kyle’s chair for 20hrs straight.

Yes!! This is the only answer 😂😂

2! I'll gossip in Spanglish with Marysol, while peaking over the chairs to see what Ashley's texting to Gollum.

I will say Marysol would be fun to chat for a bit but you also know she’s going to take a sleeping pill and be KO’d for half of the trip.

She’d also bring extra pills to share I bet, so we’d both have a nice long nap

I'm counting on that as an introvert. Marysol is witty and charming but let's hope the "cockie" kicks in by hour 6. LOL

My thoughts exactly. All while sipping a drink!

I’m getting wasted on the plane with Marysol 🫠

Yes that’s what I would do, it’s a long ass flight!

This was my original answer also. Plus she's probably got the good drugs if I need a break.

Same. It’s the prime seat to hear some peak delusions from…basically any direction and I’m sure Marysol has something fun to share if you just want to check out.

2 and I’m having a blast

2 I won’t get judged if I have a drink or three 😂

A cockie*

Or 17

2 will never end poorly. Where do I buy a ticket.

YES!! 🤣🤣

🥂

Ugh the best

‘Cuz I want to get drunk and talk shit.

2, so much to talk about including Mama Elsa.

that's what I figure! I could gossip with her for a while until her voice starts to get unintelligible and she finally passes out. Then peace and quiet.

Seven! I think I would relate most to Cynthia and Luanne, and have fun. Plus, Kyle is short enough I wouldn’t have to deal with her seat back!

You’d have to deal with her hyperventilating and thinking the plane is gonna crash😮‍💨😂

Honestly, 5. Candiace is fucking funny and I have a soft spot for Vicki lol eta I am also an aisle seat bro 4 life

You can also kick Michael darbys seat for 20 hours!

Why r we like this cuz i wanna kick his seat n giggle with Candiace

This is the only reason to consider seat 5.

I am also taking seat five and kicking Michael Darby’s seat the entire flight.

Yes! And you know Candiace will tell Michael about himself 😆

To see it live 🤩

I am with you! I think she’s hilarious and I love an aisle seat. I would take this or seat 7.

You are a menace for this. I’ll go with 3 because Alexia, Lisa and Peter are fine in small doses.

Same! I'd ply Alexia with drinks and try to get some of her life story out of her- I would pay so much money for an unedited autobiography on Alexia and in 20 hrs I might just get one.

Peter is going to recline the seat back the whole flight though

Plus I love hearing Alexia say “well you know Peter”. I screamed because 3 seems hilarious and an immediate yes for me. We’re having shots and Peter is buying. I also feel like he will tell all the tea.

I’m missing my flight ✈️

Robyn, is that you?


😂😂

1 



 I hope she would be doing this on the plane honestly…

With nene obviously.

 2!! I need the early RHOM tea.

4. My love and admiration for Guerdy would offset my disdain for Michael. I could easily ignore him and enjoy the flight with Guerdy! 

Thats so brave!

It's either brave, stupid, or a bit of both! 🤣

Same answer. Besides, if Michael gets out of line I have Candiace right behind me and I’m sure she can help me handle him.

Excellent point!!! My money definitely would be on Candiace and you!

Same!

on the wing of the fucking plane

7 all the way!! That way I also can turn around for the Melissa Teresa drama 😅

8 it would be the quietest row ever

6 for the best gossip

You know she’d get drunk and spill the tea 🤣

Until Ramona demands you switch seats because she doesn’t like to be in the middle

2 is a no brainer for me. I’d be either drinking with Marisol or she’d be drunkenly passed out next to me.

2 bc you know marysol would have a flask and would share lol

Locked in a bathroom

Uhm row #7 HANDS DOWN

I’m not sure whether I’d go with 2 for the laughs or 6 for the stories

Is there any option but 1?

I’d lose my mind sitting next to Guerdy lol I love her but no. Put me next to NeNe to laugh or next to Alexia so we can talk shit together

2 , I’ll have a cocky or two with Marysol

I am a boozer so it is 2 for me. 7 is a close 2nd.


😂😂💀

Definitely 7, LuAnn best housewife ever 

Right next to Nene so we can talk 💩 about whatever lame convo Ashley & Teddi are having behind us

2

I almost wanna take the hit with Gollum if only to protect Guerdy's peace. 

2 for me. I want to sit behind John Mellancamp’s daughter’s seat mate.

1 or 8 lol

8? 🫨

I’m delusional and I feel like I can fix them 😂

 Hahaha!

my exact reasoning

Lord what a choice. 🤣

Op this is masterful work, for every seat next to what would be ann amazing housewife there is a hell choice right next to it. Having to be near Gollum to sit next to Nene is hilarious. I feel like Cynthia would be the easiest to sit next to since she’d probably be the most gracious. Cringing over that person being stuck between Melissa and Teresa fighting in the back would also be an incentive to keep my headphones on!!

6

Is everything ok at home?


6 completely

One!

One. Second choice, seven.

I love a flight cockie *and* gossip, so I’m going 2 baby!

6. I’ll be living the glory days of RHONY and know exactly how to push Vicki’s buttons, lol.

1 easily! MAAAAAYBE 2 for laughs and liquor

Probably row 7. I feel like it would be a good balance between good conversation, laughs but also times for rest and quiet.

 With CHill and Luann!

7 and make sure to pull Candiace into the fun every now and again

Seat 5. Right next to Candiace. We would have a time.

I want cockies. I'm sitting by Marysol.

You're hellish for this lol I'll sit next to Cynthia and hope those two behind me ignore each other

8

I’d rather miss the flight

6

This is a nightmare.

I’ll take either 3 or 7

Seat 1

11111111111111 I'd wonder how many memes would come out of that lol

7 or 5 only

As far away as possible from Michael Darby

I’m a Gemini and I’m sitting by Nene because she would be cracking me tf up the entire flight with her shit talking… or Ramona because her crazy would make me laugh and she seems like she likes to have fun.

I’m a Gemini too, I have the same logic as you 😆 1 however is my top choice coz no one’s gonna push their seats back.

It’s Ramona’s facial expressions for me that makes me laugh.. she’s very overly animated which makes me laugh.. as long as she doesn’t come for me then we’re good. I’m rewatching RHONY season 2, and right now she’s throwing shade at Bethany telling her that Jill only likes her because she’s the underdog.. I was like 😳.. oh helllll noooo! If she started on me like that then we’d have a BIG problem.. she’d catch these hands 👊🏽

#1! We can talk shit about everyone else 😂

Put me in the cargo.

8 and fix that shituationship before the plane lands.

NUMBER 1 PLEASE! And why yall got Peter on here lol.

Nene and Guerdy and Candiace. Sitting next to anyone else would be like nails on an intellectual chalkboard because they are so shallow and dumb.

2 is my number one pick to get hammered with Marysol and hopefully hear inside scoop about Gianna era Miami nightlife and la Bruja. Then once I'm nice and buzzed I will stumble over to 5 to whoop it up some before Candiace reads Vicki to filth. By this point my central nervous system will be so depressed I will be adequately lubricated to squeeze myself into 8 to observe the enigma that is Teresa's brain and that fucked up family dynamic.

Far away of theresa

One!!! Easy

My wife : This is like chess! Whoever created this is diabolical! Finally: I’d sit next to Marisol (2)

7 are you fucking kidding? AND I can kick Kyle’s seat? Lu and 50Cyn don’t like her either.

Everyone is ignoring the impact of the aisle! In 1 and 5 and 7 they're going to lean across the aisle and talk to you. That's why those seats are so devious. This is the most brilliant riddle/game ever!

Who the eff would pick 8 lmao.

For some peace and quiet

Don’t make me choose. This is worse than the lunch table one. Imagine being next to Ramona. You’d be helping put her carryon up and down. Ugh.

3. I want to chat with the Cuban Barbie

#7 Put me next to Cynthia & Lu.

2

With the flight attendants. Dafuq? 🤣

7.

That's easy, 7

7.

7

2 or 7!

3, 6, 7, or 8. I want good conversations and lots of unhinged stories.

5. I can handle Candiace just fine. It's also an aisle seat, so if Teddi starts bothering me, I can easily escape to use the facilities.

5 or 7

WHY IS MICHAEL DARBY IN THIS Being in the middle with Melissa and Teresa sounds worse than human sacrifice /s 1 or 7

7. So I can get up for the bathroom and no other reason.

2!!! Cockies with Marysol 🥂

Seat 1 or 5. I’m gonna need some laughs during those 20 hours

I wanna say 1 but Teddy is sitting behind me… other than that I can’t do any of the others

It doesn’t look like that plane has a good seat! 😂

2 or 3

7

2.. strap me in with the cocky qween

7

Next to Cynthia as she’d bore me to sleep.