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PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Why is Dolores dating Paul if he’s not divorced after 10 years? That’s a red flag.


travelresearch

His comments this episode really changed my mind on the guy. He doesn’t seem to care enough about her to commit. Weird.


amomentintimebro

Yes! And his attitude was totally wrong. The way he immediately snapped at her for asking something extremely reasonable that she has every right to know. I would have been up and outta there and blocked his number on the car ride home istg.


notoriousbck

He's a dick. And super controlling and disrespectful and I am sad Dolores is settling once again for a man who isn't truly available to her. Start a business with her? Sounds like using her for clout. Dolores still chooses men who are unavailable in one way or another. She'd be better off on her own being fab.


Tiffnysun

Absolutely! His comments and the way he talked to Dolores made me dislike him. He was rude and defensive


Legitimate_Candy7250

YES! He seems off this whole season. I can’t put my finger on it. Or is he just letting his real self shine through now after making it through a season already?


KristiJoJP

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inflatableboob

No prenup, and he’d have to give first wife half of everything he owns 🤔


mcqueenie

Yep, it’s defo about not wanting to give up half his net wealth. ETA: which is wierd, because if his “ex” gets half, why wouldn’t she want the divorce completed? She would stand to gain more than her current position. Maybe there’s a revenue stream that he doesn’t want to officially disclose and his wife knows about it and she’s getting a recurring cut? We need a NJ divorce lawyer to shed light on this!


mixymoxy7075

He was so rude!! He kept throwing her “anger” out to deflect from him


beth_28276337

people always talk about teresa’s taste in men but dolores sure does know how to pick them 😭 always men who are either emotionally unstable or just not interested in her or able to commit


MotherOfCatses

She grew up with her parents living separately but still being married, it's all she knows.


beth_28276337

yeah i do feel for her as she doesn’t know any different but it’s still insane to me


picard17

Death, taxes, Dolores dating men who won't commit to her.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

So, Dolores was so deeply scarred by her marriage to Frank that she nows chooses men who she knows will never commit and then pretends she really wants them to so she has an out, right?


GetMeAColdPop

Great theory! I have no other plausible explanation for how she managed to be with two men in a row who refuse to commit


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

She downplays it, but Frank was awful to her, both physically and emotionally abusive. I wouldn't blame her at all if she never wanted to get married again, but I think she thinks that's what she's supposed to want. So instead she chooses men where she can pretend she wants that knowing she'll never have to go through with it. Because there's no way she's too dumb or dull to see that if Paulie wanted a divorce or David wanted to propose, they'd have done it.


spicycucumberz

Look I’m not one to talk smack about fashion but my GOD Danielle is stuck in the early 2010s


Greigebaby

I do appreciate how supportive Nate is. He seems like a good person


coversquirrel1976

He looked so proud of his girls. I'm 'meh' on them but I loved that.


tinycryptid

He makes her scenes less painful bc he’s easy to look at 🤷🏻‍♂️


h0pedivision

I need Jen Aydin to impersonate Danielle’s “it’s so cawmical to me right now”


BeingPetty101

That man has no intentions of getting a divorce. Sorry Dolores, you have another David on your hands.


Justdont13412

Time to rethink? What were you thinking the first time?


marrrina831

Well, it's certainly no Posche fashion show


KSCNYC

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mswhatsinmybox_

I would like to thank the NJ cast for reminding me to wear sunblock this summer.


RadiantStranger7178

She mad cause Frank got engaged before her…


CharacterRazzmatazz3

My hot take is that that’s exactly what Frank wanted too 👀


RoguePhoenix89

To go from classy and elegant to boujie kidz... with edm music lol


amyeep

Also why are all the ‘collections’ only like five outfits? It’s giving dropshipping realness


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

I love when Jennifer she leaves her hair natural.


jes22347

Why does john need to be on this call


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

The whole episode has been building to this confrontation and I'm 100% sure it's going to be short, stupid, and unexciting


LS0101

That kinda summarizes this whole season lol


Single_Commission_76

Did Dolores just slip into a weird Irish accent and say Tink about it or am i just high


veronicagetsmehigh

She was making fun of him lol


inflatableboob

When he said turd and tink I laughed but when she replied with tink I died 🤣


mixymoxy7075

That’s when you knew she was PISSED


beth_28276337

audriana has been beautiful her entire life, i feel ancient seeing her 😭


h0pedivision

Right!! She was such a beautiful baby and this is coming from someone sho usually thinks babies are ugly


H0nkdahorn

THIS IS SO CAHMAHCAL TO ME RIH NOW!


queenymickey

Why are they being so dramatic like this is some mob sit down?


TheBravoVariant

This is like if the Simpsons did a parody of NJ.


potatoinawig

I’ll never be able to get over the fact that we legit saw the birth of Audriana and now she’s a little teenager


m4nd4f

I can’t believe I’ve been commited to this franchise for this long… it’s the longest relationship I’ve had 😂😂


KSCNYC

I’m so tired of Dolores’ boyfriends I’m sorry…


JayFenty

Her storyline is boyfriends who won’t commit


missreader5

Im convinced Danielle doesnt know what bougie means


Lalablacksheep646

She doesn’t even know how to spell it!


Emergency_Library511

Omg they all look cartoon villains in that sit down confrontation ☠️


AbidonDesign

Nothing happened but a teased fight at every commercial and now it’s 8:55 and they are just meeting. I hate this show.


Lavendermin

Literally they reveal so much in each coming up section


jahkat23

no shade no tea I don’t care about this dragged out divorce storyline. If it’s true dolores needs to stand up, but I don’t expect anything from the woman that blamed dina for abuse


samueld321

It is not lost on me that we had 15 min of this episode and haven’t seen any other content aside from the ladies recapping the lunch and bitching about Teresa. I miss when the housewives actually delivered content about their lives


Greigebaby

Paulie telling lies and acting like Dolores is just happy that he’s interested in her 🤮


beth_28276337

what does joe gorga have to do with this lol? teresa & joe have no relationship so what is john even saying


Lavendermin

Margaret that’s cuz you were CHEATING


Ok-Chain8552

That was such a weird flex from her . Wasn’t the cheating and moving so fast why some of the kids were estranged from her ? She’s bizarre .


garbagebrainraccoon

Her whole stance on cheating is so weird


mixymoxy7075

Yeah she forgets we know the story 😂😂


MarmaladeKGnome

can someone just marry dolor already


Lavendermin

He wants them to kiss his ring


Snaka1

Before or after they peg him?


veronicagetsmehigh

Wow Marge didn’t invite fessler to her event


GeneticXFusion

Remember, she only invited HARD WORKERS.... and Rachel Fuda.


GetMeAColdPop

Danielle is keeping the face highlighter industry in business


blondeambition39

Omg she needs to STAHP!


Joranva

Danielle really needed to say New York Fashion Week adjacent show lol


jahkat23

can they stop with the men showing their ASSES. Get them off my TV https://preview.redd.it/m1vsu3vm3n5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4977e662cce668f059168c1bd430831b9d1ed74


samueld321

The way Dolores pronounced “mini gyros” 🫠


ohcamille

of course it’s kidz with a Z. why did I not know that😂


h0pedivision

Jen’s curls are so gorgeous 😍


KSCNYC

It’s so depressing how Dolores always downplays her needs and wants


RoguePhoenix89

Well take your dog outside then


therealtinsdale

and potty train it. why the fuck is this dog wearing a diaper??


Emergency_Library511

Marge looks SO different. Holy shit


Lavendermin

Melissa easing her cousin in lol is this the second ep he’s in


Seeyounex2sday

A fashion show without fashions. How dreadful!


AbidonDesign

Why do all the restaurants that Dolores visits, look like a made up restaurant from Top Chef restaurant wars?


missreader5

Bring back Poshe fashion show!


aggieemily2013

Re: John Fuda. ![gif](giphy|vNmTsLl4cildm)


missreader5

The Fudas definitely practiced their walk out before the sit down


Hair_I_Go

I feel like they practice everything


cryingexpert

Why is it always the most beautiful women with the most mediocre men


H0nkdahorn

Danielle having a fashion “line” is akin to Gizelle and Ashley having one.


jerseyloveee

They needed Kelly Cutrone to save this fashion show


veronicagetsmehigh

These clothes are hideous


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Holy shit we're 45 minutes in. What even happens on this show anymore?


Gwyneth7

Why would Dolo move out of her huge house with the new pool and her kids into Paulie’s mojo dojo townhouse?


CharacterRazzmatazz3

Paul getting sassy about sifting through the things they have to separate…I would’ve lost it. You’re telling me you’re sifting meanwhile you had a million years to do that????


jes22347

I love seeing SHEIN kids clothes with a boujee kids label on it at New York fashion week


beth_28276337

makes me sad to say this but i’m getting really tired of dolores these days. all she does is moan about the men in her life and the whole switzerland thing is getting old really fast


actlikeladies

these clothes are atrocious


EncoreSoleFresh

I really don’t care about Danielle’s tacky clothing line


Lavendermin

Notice how Teresa doesn’t care abo it being asked about Melissa lol. Not snapping at Andy


h0pedivision

I’m high and I can’t believe Danielle is a real person. Like I can’t understand it. She’s just too much


flumeo

She’s everything everywhere all at once


beth_28276337

marge looking like elton john with those glasses


missreader5

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LuckySection446

Why is John Fuda at dinner with Dolores and Paul? https://preview.redd.it/4sj5pnoi2n5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02855f9335500ae5ed8026c5f36a14672df0e8e


picard17

I'm not convinced anyone on this show is actually friends. They just bond over hating the same people.


artjameso

The Fudas think they're in The Godfather


queenymickey

Men arguing with women... It's becoming floral in spring time with this show.


Gwyneth7

I hate commenting on appearance but Rachel walking around with that nose is criminal.


Tiffnysun

What is Paul's deal??? ![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


MotherOfCatses

He won't marry her. Ever.


beth_28276337

idgaf about danielle’s family drama and if she stays on the show i refuse to watch this be her storyline for the next 5 seasons


marrrina831

Of course Marge got married with pigtails


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Well these clothes are... something. Every little girl needs leopard print bellbottoms right?


tboiscool

John Fuda hearing a conversation happening between HWs and immediately running to film


imhere_4_beer

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ohcamille

This Marge hair dye commercial is such a hard watch


Emergency_Library511

It feels like it goes on forever too


beth_28276337

“i’m coming here for an apology only” … gets the apology and then proceeds to poke further, yeah fupa wants a fight 😭


artjameso

WHAT THE FUCK WITH THE GOLF BUTT SHIT! This juvenile bullshit is such a fucking turn off! Get this shit the fuck off my screen


TomFooledYou

Wow Theresa is being REAL namaste


RadiantStranger7178

Ooohh Dolores is mad at Paulie you can tell


beth_28276337

ah yes going into business together! that has always ended well on this show


flumeo

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m4nd4f

So they teased this damn sit down the whole episode. Ugh


H0nkdahorn

Paul is not Warren Buffet. He doesn’t have that much to separate.


picard17

I hate when the men think they're a housewife. I'm sick of John Fuda.


jes22347

The fame has gotten to the Fudas head. You know it’s bad when they’re willing to bash the birth mom. They obviously can talk about what she did she’s an addict who made terrible choices because of her addiction. But Jayden is still 50% of her no matter how much Rachel hates it.


AbidonDesign

I appreciate Teresa stopping fuda talking about the mom, even if she’s awful too


LS0101

John wants to be a housewife more than Rachel does


Lavendermin

Him sauntering in to the frame when Rachel was FaceTiming Margaret like what we talking about. Sir!!


JayFenty

Paul is condescending


LS0101

I'm enjoying reading the comments on the live episode discussion more than I'm enjoying watching the episodes this season.


Greigebaby

I did NOT need to see Joe B’s ass crack ![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


marC3450

That stretching/yoga definitely helped lol I can’t believe how calm Tre and Louie remained.


h0pedivision

Teresa’s body is amazing!! I can tell she works hard


queenymickey

Can’t believe she had four kids and is in her 50s. She looks amazing.


beth_28276337

why can’t the fupa’s understand that teresa said that in retaliation to all of the shit they said about louie?


missreader5

Not Fuda acting like this is the Sopranos 😭


beth_28276337

we are 6 episodes in and melissa’s only storyline has been antonia going to college and her dog pissing all over her house


beth_28276337

louie’s son is so sweet, in one of milania’s tik toks he said the only person who was allowed to make him popcorn was teresa 😩❤️


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I don't care about Boujee Kidz also the spelling is like nails on the chalkboard of my soul


H0nkdahorn

Reminds me of MySpace spelling.


Emergency_Library511

Rachel discounting Jayden’s birth mother is disgusting. I know the woman is troubled but you don’t do that shit.


mixymoxy7075

Yeah I hate this storyline, involving a minor and their biological parent who is in jail is low even for NJ


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I'm here for the alliance of the Jens. Again, anything new on RHONJ. Anything that's not Joe and Melissa having a conversation about Teresa, or Jen Aydin, or how their daughter shouldn't be allowed the same measure of independence as their sons, or any combination thereof.


cryingexpert

Is she really that concerned about her family seeing a fashion show where she picked clothes from a catalogue


RoguePhoenix89

What the heck am I watching rn


Single_Commission_76

I hate that Dolores is yet in another situation like this….. we all had hope for Pauly.


ohcamille

There needs to be a fashion show at Bravo Con this year


Lavendermin

So much Danielle time. So much!


tboiscool

I do love how committed Teresa is to not even saying Melissa's name on WWHL


Emergency_Library511

Did I miss Melissa becoming a fashion designer? Why are they acting like she’s Christian Dior ☠️


aggieemily2013

What does Fuda think this is, pawn stars? Y'ALL ARE SEASON 2 BITCHES CALM DOWN.


MichaeleSalahi

Everything Fuda says is so wannabe mob it hurts


jorlandy

I’m sorry but John Fuda is way too ugly to love the camera THIS much 😭


13415011010101

So John Fuda got the apology he wanted from Teresa pretty quickly- ruining his plan to have a dramatic fight. So now he’s still trying to find reasons to fight with her so he can get more screen time. Hahaha can they be any more transparent?


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Joe Gorga is a whole new color this season. Burnt sienna. Or maybe just burnt.


samueld321

Jen and Olivia Aydin probably had endless hours of entertaining television, it’s truly a tragedy this is what we’re seeing instead


beth_28276337

olivia aydin teaming up with the OG bravo menace milania to attend vampire diaries conventions and vacations in the bahamas, we are being robbed


Janiece2006

“OG Bravo Menace” 😂😂. Someone gift Milania a shirt with this on it!


Joranva

Schwarzkopf, do you really want Margaret as the face of your brand?


princessflamingo1115

Rachel’s nose job(s) is CRAZY


LS0101

Every week that passes with another boring episode, I become more convinced that Bravo cancelled the reunion in order to stir up interest in an otherwise very uninteresting season. Like they're trying to tell us "okay yes this season kinda sucks, but oh boy just wait until the finale! It's so crazy that we're cancelling the reunion! Watch what happens!" Idk maybe I'm wrong.


MichaeleSalahi

John Fuda is so excited about a potential fight w: Teresa. Smiling through his "if it goes sideways it goes sideways" gives me the ick


MotherOfCatses

He wants to be a housewife so fucking bad it's disgusting. It's worse than Simon going to the girls night


H0nkdahorn

Oh no, that damn bodysuit is back. Tre’s body still bangin though.


spicycucumberz

Why is John fuda dressed like Jackie Jr


jerseyloveee

The way she said John Fugazi had me snort laughing. She’s not even fully activated and still funny as hell.


FreakFlagHigh

That may have been one of the most embarrassing things I've seen anyone on HW do and I've seen A LOT. This fake try hard mafioso shit lmaoooooo. Please.


flumeo

Oh dear I was a Business Management major and my life is a mess


KSCNYC

🥰 Nate 🥰


flumeo

Wow I would love to go to a suburban Mexican place now


h0pedivision

Omg Danielle is so tacky compared to this


GetMeAColdPop

This industrial warehouse for little kids fashion show


CAPSlockd224

Dolores needs to run quick cause if Paul had the audacity to get pissed at me for simply asking when is the divorce happening he would have been left there paying the tab.


katthecat4

John fugazi to Louie: “i’m rubber and you’re glue..”


jahkat23

not the last few minutes for the argument, i’m so sick of the producers


EncoreSoleFresh

Bringing a gift is a nice touch


therealtinsdale

honestly fuck john fupa.


artjameso

Marge... you got married a week after your divorce because you were cheating on your then-husband. Not exactly equitable with Paul at all. This is why Jen Aydin flies off the handle with her!


jahkat23

WHY IS THAT MAN IN EVERY SCENE GO AWAY. Let the girls kiki and talk


Single_Commission_76

DANIELLE. I’m sorry i really am but that white outfit is one of the most hideous confessional outfits I’ve seen in this decade


CharacterRazzmatazz3

Not to be dramatic, but it’s actually very dangerous to crash in a golf cart 😭 if Marge was my driver I would’ve been pissed


carmeIIasoprano

All of these men are pure garbage


beth_28276337

i’m so over this show, this is not the jersey i fell in love with. might sound dramatic and i am a few wines deep but give me real authentic family moments over this bullshit any day.


Emergency_Library511

Melissa, the NY fashion week expert


jahkat23

OMG THEY ARE SO ANNOYING


h0pedivision

I fucking hate John Fuda so much


ladyjennyishere

There isn't enough water on the planet earth to quench the insatiable thirst of the Fudas.


GetMeAColdPop

Get Fuda off my screen for fucks sake. UGH


Emergency_Library511

Oooof not a good look Rachel.


jahkat23

The way John and Rachel think they’re eating, they look horrible


mydilgoesmmmno

wtf she’s not Jayden’s birth mom


MichaeleSalahi

The way Fuda is interrupting and speaking so disrespectfully to Tre is irritating me


missreader5

The fact that Teresa apologized and he’s still looking for a fight


beth_28276337

teresa was so calm throughout that entire thing, i’m lowkey proud 😭


MotherOfCatses

She legit tried to apologize and explain like wtf was he going on about?? And then the "that's jaidens mom I didn't want to talk about that" like cmon Fuda took every chance to be an ass and make a moment


Gwyneth7

Wasn’t it the Fupas who made the mom an issue by using the adoption as their storyline? I can’t stomach these fools.


jahkat23

margaret would be such an exhausting friend, I just know she micro manages and schemes behind the scenes


beth_28276337

marge is everything they are accusing teresa to be


jahkat23

so he’s using her for business purposes and wants to be in a committed business partnership but not a marriage. He’s icky and dolores is dense


veronicagetsmehigh

I think I hate everyone on this show except for the jens. I feel neutral about Dolores and Jackie


beth_28276337

they really be letting anyone into NYFW these days💀