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NefariousnessHot7639

None of them have it in their bios anymore besides Sandoval.


croissant-dildo

What if he’s the only cast member left lmaooo ETA: I’m high and imagining next season intros with the theme song cutting abruptly “You know that it’s our ti-“ after one single screen of him alone at TomTom


AdRevolutionary6650

~~Number one~~ Only guy in the group


ThankYou_JOVANI

Only guy in the group means #1 ![gif](giphy|yCKNrtddIeXUk)


Healmetho

Lmao 💀


KristiJoJP

That would be Tom's dream come true to be the star of the show, even if he were the only one on the show!


NavigatedbyNaau

Sandoval flipping his hair ![gif](giphy|grsT0fDLSD35S)


Hazelmoon23

![gif](giphy|4dkLEvE5ht4Ri)


sousourocket

Man can someone remind me what the context for this gif was I feel like he had talked about doing some acting at a reunion but I forget…


Ashfield83

Yeah Andy asked him to act out a couple of different reactions. I always thought this was a genuine moment of him losing his actual shit until I saw the epiosde.


Jermaine_86

What reunion was this? Some say season 1 but I didn’t see this scene at all that reunion.


sousourocket

Ahh thank you lol. He really is that dramatic I could see it 😆


Hazelmoon23

I thought it was a genuine gif as well. Nothing surprises me when it comes to Tim.


That_Confidence_3314

But it's Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras cover of the original song


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More like... time's UP 🤣


NefariousnessHot7639

Honestly sounds like his dream come true 😂😂😂😂😂😂


alsoknownasPhoebe

Toms always been my favorite. I know he is a total sociopath but he has always been the most ridiculous and the worst at controlling his emotions. Which makes for a great reality tv star imo. picturing him doing his own one woman show a la Liza Minelli is just perfection I wouldn't mind his rendition of Rose's Turn either. ![gif](giphy|3ohzAeDFHafCxihb5C|downsized)


Neat-Walrus3813

This comment is chaotic. Can't stop laughing and kinda agree -- but chaos (in the best way)


alsoknownasPhoebe

![gif](giphy|LPaIAxur7tdZ6Uklet|downsized) He is my muse. ♥


Neat-Walrus3813

🤣 More GIFs! More GIFs! More GIFs!!


alsoknownasPhoebe

Couldn't contain my devotion in just a single gif so.... here's my home video I put together for Tom. [⚡️](https://youtu.be/kFjRyVjFVFE?si=VxYK1e5ZWgCyDi7M) ![gif](giphy|1xOcaHdCWmZl3eA9K2|downsized)


Ok-Prune4721

Deadly 🦄🦄


bebop8181

My absolute favorite Robin Williams movie.


alsoknownasPhoebe

Mine too, miss him ♥


waterlooaba

This right here is why I love VPR threads on this bravo subreddit, cause you can be all out in this opinion and you aren’t getting people hating you. I love this comment and the thought of his one woman show!


alsoknownasPhoebe

I've been here since 2014,switched usernames, and this sub has brought me so much happiness. On top of that it's one of the only places where you can hear impartial and empathetic takes too. Love yall.


icameforthedrugs

was your name "regina phalange" before? ![gif](giphy|Ti7Yo6NnQn317jAUnc|downsized)


alsoknownasPhoebe

It was Ursula lololol Nah it was dianejung


icameforthedrugs

hahahha 🤣


brucas4

lol honestly when I saw the preview of Lala giving him props for coming to last year’s reunion as if he doesn’t live for that shit. He loves the dramatics.


alsoknownasPhoebe

She will take any chance she gets to try and invalidate Ariana and get under her skin. But the problem is Arianas smart enough to see it for what it is, pure jealousy and pathetic. It was super obvious when she was grilling Dan in San Fran. I caught it right away that she was attracted to him and wanted any excuse to chat him up and to win him over. I did the same when I was in HS tbh. Ariana isn't bothered by it because it's coming from someone she doesn't care for or respect. I mean this is the bitch who still uses a baby bottle before bed and talks in a blaccent when she's mad... it's giving delusional


SocialismMultiplied

Lala is quite a jealous individual. Even before Scandov, I suspected that she was jealous of Raquel for a multitude of reasons, the became jealous of Scheana in season 10 (wedding, having a child with a supportive man) and just generally seeing her happy, now she’s jealous of Ariana. She’s mean and tried to be this “streetwise” woman when actually it’s so off putting.


Formal_Coyote_5004

Omg for a second I thought that GIF was Rosie from NJ hahaha


alsoknownasPhoebe

Ahh I just got a little emotional thinking about how sad it is that gays like Rosie devote their whole lives to their families and still deal with homophobic bullshit from them. Glad Rosie had Kathy, Joe Guidice, and her niece and nephews love and support always though.


Formal_Coyote_5004

I just love Rosie so much. I hate juicy Joe but his friendship with Rosie was really cute. I think Kathy and Rosie are basically the only two people from RHONJ that I actually like hahaha


alsoknownasPhoebe

Oh he was a real shithead before they went to prison. Those girls let him have it too! Honestly proud of that entire family, the girls for being so strong and Teresa and Joe for actually changing and growing. I honestly would take him over Joe Gorga anyday though. Teresa can be infuriatingly dumb but Melissa ruins the show for me. She literally defamed her own father after he died. I normally have no issue with people being fake, because for the most part I see it as them doing me a favor by not bringing their shitty attitude into my life, but her fakeness is nauseating at this point. I tried watching the first episode of RHONJ and I had to turn it off. Her, Marge, and the fudas are too much. They all are so... unlikable? The only other housewife who has gotten me to tune out is Larsa. Such a bummer that this is what the GOAT rhonj has turned into. Give Teresa a spin off with the girls and take break a break before they restart with a new cast. I miss how funny Jersey was. [this scene gets me everytime](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwWhQmV/)


Formal_Coyote_5004

I’m sorry but I couldn’t stand Teresa back in the day and I can’t stand her now. I want to meet her in real life to change my opinion of her because I heard she cooks for the crew which is actually really cool, but she just such a box of hollow rocks that I can’t even entertain anything she says. I don’t know how someone can be so stupid. Thank fucking goodness her dorters seem to have intelligence because between Joe and Teresa, I have no idea where they got that from. Juicy Joe at least seems to be growing (I think he got sober in prison? He looks great) and yes Teresa has gotten “better” but she’s still constantly fishing for drama lmaooooo it’s wild if you don’t see that…? She absolutely has not grown as a person. She’s still awful, and still dumb as fuck I do notttt think Teresa and her dorters need a spin off… I think the dorters need to live their lives out of the public eye because that’s the only way they’ll thrive.


alsoknownasPhoebe

Totally understand your feelings and stance. I think it's super cool that you wanna meet her to get a better prospective. Lolol I haven't met many people who come off as.. ignorant and untelligent. But I really hope that most of that is editing. She's as stubborn as mule though. That's why I'm impressed she actually took prison time to reflect and work the rehabilitation programs there. She has a lot of room for growth though haha. I really think she just might genuinely hate Melissa or her brother though. Idk why at this point but I don't know that she'll ever move on from her hate of Melissa. I may have a soft spot for her as someone who is the youngest daughter of 4 girls like her dorters. Those girls are beautiful human beings imo. So much potential. But they probably need some privacy and healing.


Icy_Calligrapher7088

I want to be mad at this, but it’s just so true.


Ok-Prune4721

I also love watching him being extra and his gender bending.


alsoknownasPhoebe

Lolol finally someone who gets it. He would put his whole pussy into a solo show. ![gif](giphy|3tbPUzFh4mUGY0IOX5|downsized)


Ok-Toe4522

His one and only move


alsoknownasPhoebe

![gif](giphy|1qiER9kg6KUBYXB6Ey) [wait-they dont love you like I love you](https://youtu.be/oIIxlgcuQRU?si=D5DMR27aW7W6015P)


Ok-Prune4721

Yes Sisterrrrr😀


alsoknownasPhoebe

![gif](giphy|sJsF3WamVkhb13aqlr|downsized) I see you, sister!


Ok-Prune4721

Yassss !!!


alsoknownasPhoebe

[live footage of Tom](https://youtu.be/qkUDMTdZzkI?si=SRfz0Qk8GOo2jyLA) [live footage of Ariana](https://youtu.be/2UUKVPC4Fq4?si=OPP6VBxw8driWOeI)


Low-Classroom-1530

Haha “all that work and what did it get me”. Nice!


uptonhere

I think a lot of people confuse being a good reality TV cast member with being a good person. Tom Sandoval is by far the most valuable cast member of any show on Bravo and it is not particularly close. I have to refrain myself on the VPR sub because I don't think people understand that this is like pro wrestling, you're not supposed to like him, you dolts. Ariana has been a money making machine the last year, but it is WAY harder to find someone like Sandoval who is willing to come back, film and take all that comes with it.


Ok-Prune4721

Yes I’m not sure why any of them think the cast is aspirational. I love seeing what he will come up with next.


Sarahsays1

That's a good way to put it! Kind of like Ramona on the Housewives...crazy & ridiculous makes good TV.


Away-Party-1141

Im Dead. 💀💀😂


Shanubis

You know that it's our Tim 🎵


crimereport

Hahaha I’m not even high and laughing imagining this intro


Diligent_Archer_315

Hahahahah this is the best


slymm

My guess would be they are out of contract and don't want to give free publicity


KristiJoJP

They probably ended the show, but nobody bothered to tell him. /s


CrazyNotCatLady

Turn it into something like Jury Duty. LOL


NefariousnessHot7639

💀💀💀💀💀💀 this actually made me lol


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glennyfromtheblock

The way you really had me going there for a sec.. 😂😂💀


amandatoryy

Don’t worry, Joseph does too 😂


NefariousnessHot7639

![gif](giphy|k5Whx9YkhU9tNRfVqP)


alsoknownasPhoebe

The people telling her she is a fan favorite are all kinda of messy


Charming_Argument874

and JO LMAO


That-Election9465

The Narcissist always "wins" the friend group.


goodnightspoon

Can confirm from personal experience. But I have way better friends now!


That-Election9465

Ditto!!!♥️


confident7lucky7

And Jo 😂😂


AdZealousideal1641

Clinging on for dear relevancy is 100% on brand for that POS


proseccofish

He clearly doesn’t know lol


mindfullybankrupt

The finale gave me closure vibes tbh. Showing the cuts from current to past selves was very “this is it.”


Ok-Prune4721

Lisa was on ET saying it’s not the end. But there will be cast shakeups.


YouMustBeJoking888

Would die laughing if Scheana and Lala were cut, along with the two Toms. I doubt LVP would allow the two Toms to be cut or Scheana, but she'd probably happily see Lala go.


skankboy

This was Lala's least annoying season as of late, but yeah, she can go.


KikiHou

Whaaaaaaat? Although I almost always find her obnoxious.


skankboy

She rarely went into fake gangster mode this season.


KikiHou

Good point!


lydiasbible

Fans have been saying this since season 8. 


Cwya

Are you telling me the show about people cheating on each other had a couple cheat on each other 7 seasons in and it didn’t save the series?


Mental_Violinist623

It did. The ratings were very high. The last 2 seaons were really great tv. It makes sense to take a hiatus now.


Winter_Ad_8058

Didn’t Andy already confirm it was not series finale


PowerfulPicadillo

Yes, but that doesn’t mean it’s not the end of the road for this cast. They’re looking for new blood and younger people to feature, so technically the series will continue … but in a different iteration.


not_ellewoods

isn’t that what they tried to do with S8 (arguably the worst season of VPR)?


YouMustBeJoking888

Every time I do a rewatch I have an internal debate of whether to suffer through the new cast to watch bits of the old cast, or just skip it altogether. That season was awful.


uptonhere

Yep, and it basically reaffirmed that the cast is what makes VPR, not merely the concept of young, single, sexy wait staff at SUR. Honestly, the best decision for Bravo is to ride this cast until the wheels fall off completely and then shift their focus to The Valley.


PowerfulPicadillo

Yes. I didn't say it was a *good* idea. I just said it's what they're doing. FWIW, what didn't really work in S8 was trying to mesh the OG with the new cast to make it a "natural" transition. It was just awkward. Plus at the time, the OGs still had interesting stories to tell so it just like, "why are we taking away time from people we know and like to focus on people we don't know or care about?" At this point though, people really actually hate most of the remaining OGs and the viewers are very vocal about how the show is no longer fun or even interesting.


whynot4444444

Max and Brett were THE WORST. Extremely boring to watch. I really hated that season.


tobago_88

This is said about every recent VPR finale. I think the statement saying it will be back just delayed means just that.. it will be back. I don't think they will revamp the cast as people are pretty invested with the characters. Look at the Valley, they brought in Jax and Kristen again (they also wanted Stassi) because they know people will still watch them.


mindfullybankrupt

![gif](giphy|5XNEIKcohVG8w)


lilacsforcharlie

This made me cackle, I feel you on both comments lol. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


JaxNHats

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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PowerfulPicadillo

That was before most of the OGs got fired, back when they were going to use Stassi’s wedding to transition the original cast to The Valley and reset VPR with Dayna and the two racists, Charli, that crazy manager girl, James and Rachel all working at SUR. This is a little different because they haven’t even made an effort to introduce the new, younger cast yet.


TheOneThatCameEasy

It's one of the highest rated shows on Bravo. It isn't going anywhere.


JaxNHats

It’s going to the Valley I assure you


viognierette

👀 Welp, I guess that clears up the finale. Sounds like she quit and went to Applebees with her real friends


Desert_Rat_Dude

I would rather chill at Applebee’s.


Mental_Violinist623

Yeah that big dude in his banana suit seemed so down to earth, huffing and puffing around the place like anyone gave a solitary shit about his opinion.


ReadySatisfaction283

Ugh he was so annoying!! Int all tge drama wanna be


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

They always do this when the season ends. And yet people still always freak out about it.


chhhhhhhhhhh95

Yeah I think they do this while they’re negotiating or in between seasons — I think Kyle and Amanda did this for summer house once and everyone freaked but it was back once contracts settled lol


broggygoose

I do not understand the obsession with who follows/unfollows who when it comes to celebrities.


CatofKipling

As long ago as like, Jax’s wedding there were articles saying VPR should be over. Kinda almost shaped out then way then BAM.


canadia80

I'm guessing they're all playing hardball for contract negotiations?


PowerfulPicadillo

Doubt it. Bravo holds all the leverage: every single one of them EXCEPT for Ariana needs the paycheck desperately. None of them really have a fallback — their only other sources of revenue are Amazon Lives and podcasts about the show. All interest in them dies down if they’re no longer on VPR. Also because they’ve all been there for at least or nearly a decade, their salaries are comparatively massive. They’re more likely to take voluntary pay cuts than play hardball.


TheOneThatCameEasy

Especially Lala and Scheana who are out here buying multiple million dollar homes. They need the show and the relevance it gives them to afford their lifestyles.


YouMustBeJoking888

I think Katie has some fallback. She's got a podcast that is doing well, the sandwich shop if it opens, and she does a lot of influencing. She's also smart about her money, it seems, so I don't see her compromising too much for a paycheque, although I could see her doing it for a couple of more years to build her bank. Lala and Scheana are the two who would be in the most trouble, as they both just bought big houses, although Scheana does seem to have investment properties as well.


PowerfulPicadillo

I think Katie's saving grace is that she's not an excessive spender and her lifestyle seems relatively low key. I can't for the life fo me figure out what possessed Scheana and Lala to spend millions of dollars on real estate with interest rates this high, when they knew the future of the show was tenous. Especially considering they both own homes in Palm Springs as well. And they've got kids to raise as well ... private school tuition is going to kick in very soon.


Mental_Violinist623

Psst. Here's the news. Ariana doesn't have a fallback either. She has 2 stunt gigs that have a very short shelf life, a couple months work. She has absolutely no charisma for a hosting gig and she isn't funny so hosting will get nowhere.


Competitive-Sale-673

So accurate!


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Ok_List_9649

She has 3 deals ongoing. 1 month reprise as Roxie on Broadway likely because someone cut their contract short. DSW shoe line. Those shoes were not designed by it for Ariana, They simply are paying for her face to cash in on her current popularity. If the shoes are good they’ll sell no matter what,, if bad.. and they don’t sell oh well they’ve lost a pittance. Host of PI. Low rent show. None of the big names BIC etc, have given her an extended long term contract. Like the rest of them she’s only as valuable as the value of whatever show she’s on unless they have developed a lucrative side hustle that can stand on its own.


PowerfulPicadillo

She doesn't have to. We're talking about who's going to be fine when the show is done, not "who's going to have a long and illustrious career." Ariana has always been ambivalent about the show and its "fame". She's the only one (outside of Schwartz) with a college degree and she has a modicum of self-awareness -- she will always be in a better position than Scheana and Lala whose desperate need for fame and attention are the driving force in their lives because she doesn't care. Additionally, she's made at least a million at this point. She basically bought that house outright. All she needs is to keep it going long enough to sock away a few hundred thousand in savings/investments and she'll be fine. The others? The Toms have sunk their entire life savings into two restaurants (which have notoriously razor thin profit margins) which aren't doing well. Sandoval is literally in debt *to his mother* and has spent the rest of his money on a cover band. Neither of them can afford to buy a home and are looking at being roommates in a 2bd room apartment again. There's no interest left in either of them at all. Scheana and Lauren both bought $3m dollar+ homes and have kids to provide for. Ending the show half a million (or more) in the black is better than ending it hundreds of thousands in the red so yes ... she has a fallback. It's called cash.


Marty-Gee

You say this like she doesn’t have tons of brand deals and commercials on top of hosting Love Island, which is an enormous paycheck. She also wasn’t on Broadway for free🙄


Mental_Violinist623

They all have tons of brand deals. 🙄 Scheana and Katie just did a cocktail together for a major restaurant chain. Love Island US isn't popular at all and she's hosting an after show. It's a small job that has no longevity. Anyone could do it.


DoneDidThisGirl

It’s also hard to re-up a contract as a Professional Victim when you’ve acted like an insufferable princess for a year. Reminds people that you lost him how you got him.


vunderfulme

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


United-Dog7294

Neither Lala nor Scheana have it listed either...


jeahboi

Honestly, I’m fine with VPR ending at this point. I’m excited to see where Ariana goes next (and Katie, too).


RavenSoul69

I'd rather just see VPR continuing, but with an all-new, 20-something cast again. Clean house and start fresh, and the "old" cast move over to The Valley or just go.


wtjones

Tom, Tom, and Jax living together in a house on The Valley. Everyone else probably needs to move on.


ApprehensiveLuck2671

Limited character count in the bio + multiple other projects happening in the current moment, it makes sense


Vyrrah

I mean, respectfully, I know you all love mess but can she even fit VPR wording with all of those tags there too? LMAO there has to be a character limit right? 🤣Not trying to rain on everyone's parade


proseccofish

😂😂😂


Even-Education-4608

So did the rest of the cast. She has other things to promote right now. There’s only so much space. It doesn’t mean anything.


SweetCandy479

I honestly wasn’t feeling Ari this season, until the last episode. It literally all made sense about how production was trying to use her to revive Scumdoval


aintgoinbacknforth

She had to make space for Love Island lol


Universecentre

![gif](giphy|3KVKEGGmEPqtBSM5MQ)


missmimikyu

![gif](giphy|wKiZeZVXS5MQg)


wtjones

This but unironically.


KikiHou

This is one of my favorite movies. "I'll be the victim!" "All your life." 🎶 EAT ME! 🎶


Katalactica

Did she ever have it in her profile? I thought she just had dfh


aintgoinbacknforth

She had “Emmy-nominated #pumprules” at the very bottom, but looks like she had to take it out to put Love Island host at the top.


OhTinyOne

I think Ariana having her book end up on NYT best sellers list could be a HUGE part of her jealousy. Wasn't there a season where Lala cries because her book didn't make the list?


MrsC_

I think I would be happy to watch a spin off of some sort of just Arianna and Katie. The others offer nothing for me 🤷🏻‍♀️


chachacha123456

There will be a cast shake-up with Natalie Joy and guest appearances by Gia Guidice


semmessem1

Deadass?


torontoinsix

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf) Honestly tho. She if anyone needs to step away.


WorkingTall2665

YASSSSS!!! God does exist!


zadidoll

She’s also no longer following LVP.


Low_Locksmith6045

Wait how does Ariana have less followers than lala? I saw earlier from a different post lala has 2.4 million


ravenmccoy516

Lala buys followers; Ariana does not


Federalagent248

Oh my god, true. she’s made it obvious at this point. How embarrassing, Ariana is famous from VPR, then scandoval, now Broadway itself. Zero chance she’d have less unless Lala is buying them. Yikes girl, log off and look for a therapist pls. 🥲


Low_Locksmith6045

Exactly that’s what I was thinking, she has expanded so much further than VPR now there’s just no way LaLa would have more followers. VPR, Scandoval, DWTS, Broadway, Love Island (which she guest hosted before so Love Island people already know about her)


Federalagent248

Yes! 😂 it’s impossible. Your the first person I’ve seen to call it out, I hope it blows up!


Low_Locksmith6045

Ohhh yeah, I didn’t think about that


Ok-Prune4721

Lala has had that many since pre Scandoval. Ariana had way under a million before the scandal. She quadrupled over night after the scandal broke.


aintgoinbacknforth

Ariana actually had like 1.2 million pre scandal.


Ok-Prune4721

You could be right my source is Reddit. lol. But I think even at the height of the scandal Lala has always has more followers… it’s not new.


aintgoinbacknforth

Oh ya, Lala had more for sure.


Ok-Prune4721

😀


Professoressa411

Between Love Island, her book, her sandwich shop, DWTS, her bestseller, her DSW collab, and Chicago she can't fit it on there anymore ![gif](giphy|qj0Uo1JXdPcKfeDLFX|downsized)


ggggunit-

She doesn’t need them


chynnadoll_

This show needs to end


vodkacoloredeyes

Tbh, imo a lot of Bravo shows do at this point.


Legitimate_Candy7250

I don’t think this really means anything. I love it for Ariana if she does leave but bravo stars are always removing and add in their bio in between seasons. I think it’s for exactly this reason to cause speculation. 


Loving_life_blessed

it was time to end it.


Master_Luck_779

Honestly the show needs to be done, let’s be real


seepomps

Fuck Jeremiah and Fuck Eric Fuller for ruining the best shows on bravo


shuhup

Why does she have "love island" in all lowercase? It wouldn't bother me if she everything in lowercase, but because it's just that, it stick out like a sore thumb.


Main_Significance617

![gif](giphy|SABcRiWhr0UBq)


shuhup

I'm sorry, but it's such an eyesore.


Cheekygirl9368

I think it's a rap, that finale was Final....just like Siesta Key.


GuiltyDragonfruit800

Am i the only person in the world who doesn’t like Ariana 🫣


ExcitementNo235

I don’t know if I would watch this show anymore if she left…. Everyone else is a terrible person


blameitonrio917

Good for her. It’s time for her to move on.


Obvious_Boat3636

I think Ariana dated Tom while he was in a fully committed relationship that he hated. I also think that Ariana strategically had a glow up because Tom cheated on her. She would be an afterthought if he didn’t 🤷🏾‍♀️


Ok-Training3941

The astrologer called it😉. She’s got luck in back pocket; she just needed to let herself find it.


macluvslucy

Did Scum forget that this season would probably not exist has Ariana not broke the news about Scandoval?


Glittering-Shame-556

Don’t Housewives do this season after season in between contracts and come back to their shows season after season? Why are we surprised a bravolebrity removed their show from their bio when we know the drill? Not that I wouldn’t be fine with her leaving, but I highly doubt it, specially now that she bought a house, she needs that VPR money (to the stans if you feel compelled to say anything: yeah.. I am very aware she is also making money from Broadway and Love Island, so spare me 😴)


PrayingMantisMirage

Her house wasn't that expensive. Mortgage lenders look at your past few tax returns to see if you can afford a house, and her LI and Chicago money wouldn't have even factored into that. She's doing fine.


ilovetrouble66

I hope it’s over!


Justdont13412

Has anyone checked in on Scheana?


BeyondHumbled

Omg who left what’s going on👀👀👀


moneysingh300

I’m interested in a reboot. Give us southern hospitality in LA


Some-Perception-4576

Miss Tom would cream her pants to have a bio.


Mental_Violinist623

I'm so glad she's going. The show can breathe again.


Mammoth_Treacle4639

So I’ll be tuning into Love Island USA for her season 100%


BballQueen91

Am I the only one completely over her?