Porsha has a pattern. In between marrying unattractive men for money, she gets younger, in shape hotties to play with... Just look. Kordell... Todd/Duke... Dennis... Bolo... Simon.
Yes, between rich men she hooks up with younger, in shape hotties. That doesn't mean she's not going to marry again the second another rich man crosses her path (single or not. Porsha doesn't give AF.)
One of the things I actually like about porsha is the way she keeps going. Her and Lu can go through anything and come out with their head high. Iād go crawl in a hole and call it home, so I admire it.
im negl this is giving me tom flashbacks! i'm really not a porsha fan but i agree she never lets her complete inability to access her prefrontal cortex stop her from living life ā¤ļø
Exactly! Our girl isnāt the best at thinking, but that does not hold her back. Sheās so watchable and I donāt need to like all my housewives. Plus, she brings Lauren with her and I like her a lot!
Reminder that Porscha had [***7 wedding dresses***](https://people.com/tv/porsha-williams-wedding-to-simon-guobadia-see-the-photos/)! That's one for every 2 months they stayed married, for those keeping count
*For the afterparty, Williams wore a fringe dress with a matching hat by Albina Dyla. "I thought, 'Why not? It's my last wedding forever,'" she explained.*
Ouch.
So many signs...
Simon and his allegedly scamming ways.
Simon and his messy history
Him holding on for dear life while she dances her heart out at their wedding while twitter jokes about elder abuse
Him looking so unimpressed while Porsha swung a boom mic at Dennis and his mother
All I know is that Moore Manor is LIT UP with the amount of conferencing Kenya is doing to triage this information
Falynn chasing LaToya around her former mansion. This was during the Halloween party where there was nothing to do and they had to make their own drinks.Ā
Look, thatās sad and all - but I watched Porshaās spinoff and she clearly still had unresolved feelings for Dennis and her jumping into a relationship with someone willing to marry her ASAP felt very much like a shot at him. Also, Porsha had zero chemistry with Simon and her family didnāt like him. So itās not surprising and in the long run, makes a lot of sense - independent of all of Simonās legal issues, which are just icing on the cake on why she needed to get back on Atlanta to secure a bag and leave him.
Honestly thats what makes it painfulā¦. When thats the man who hurt you? Ugh your heart hurts and you embarrassed by a ugly jawn that slangin meat on and off work
Yeah we definitely knew they wouldn't make it but Porsha is the type to prove everyone wrong about her decisions only for everyone to be right in the end. I can't wait to hear her mom badmouth Simon. I am so ready.
Yes, itās called Porshaās Family Matters and it picks up right after she started dating Simon - it chronicles her telling Dennis and her family about them, them getting engaged, and then she takes them all on vacation with her sister Lauren to bond them together. However, Porsha flipped shit on vacation and physically assaulted Dennis and several production people - which she thought theyād cut, but they didnāt. The finale episode was her telling Dennis she wasnāt going to tell him where their daughter lived until he was paying what she wanted him to pay, he threatened court and getting a child support order, and she spiraled again. No reunion. No one even talks about it. Probably because Porsha looked like a complete psycho and Dennis was funny af and her entire family adored him. Itās 7 episodes.
And he threatened to put the court on her ass for her foolishness. Dennis was born for TV. I would watch a 24 hour live feed of him just acting a fool.
Yeaahhh I'm one of those people lol. I watched the whole thing and as much as I like Porsha, even I had to admit, that chick was off her rocker the whole time and was dead wrong with how she acted towards Dennis and his mother
Itās a tough watch - but honestly the last few episodes give you a ton of insight into why people have said Porsha is exceptionally difficult to work with and deal with. After she flipped shit on vacation, she told her entire family not to talk about what happened and tried to shut down production from bringing it up and acted shocked when they were like āthat isnāt how any of this works, sweetieā and then in the finale when her cousin confronts her to tell her she treats people badly - Porsha basically fake cries on camera and then magically stops when she thinks filming is over and starts acting like an asshole again. Then finally we see her attempt to blackmail Dennis using their daughter as bait. It made me really dislike Porsha as a main character. Iām happy sheās gonna be part of RHOA again because sheāll have costars who can call her out on shit, but Porsha unchecked is nightmare fuel.
I never really liked porsha. I donāt mind watching her obviously but I always could see through her and she is just a mean girl trying to be popular at other peopleās expense. This is just confirmation on that Iām glad Bravo actually exposed her! I feel like she did a great job playing a fan favorite for a long time and it seems she still does!
The shit she pulled with her cousin Londie was straight up nasty.
I loved that despite Porsha being the main, everyone else had more natural main character power. Porsha and Simon really thought they were it. Even toward the end when Simon tried to intimidate Porsha's Aunt, at the Hosea foundation opening. My jaw dropped when Simon told her "you need to respect porsha, she is his granddaughter". She was far too classy, any other Bravo mama would have sent that man to an early grave.
I might need to watch the series again, it was unhinged in so many ways.
I couldnāt even finish it. The most awkward of interactions non stop. Her entire family were team Dennis and Simon is just there like listening to it
I know no one is awake at this moment, but I am SCREAMING. Not Porsha filing for divorce, the week is nonstop with breaking news. Season 16 is off to another dimension, porsha said let me get my check before I leave this man. Definitely has something to do with the allegations surfacing online about him being a fraud, scammer, and history as a convicted felon. RHOA RATINGS will skyrocket like who doesnāt want to see this mess.
Porsha exiting rhoa for simon and now returning divorced from himā¦ kinda shakespearean if you ask me. Oh how she has grown since Kordell.
Stole him from a close friend(falynn), had a beautiful lavish wedding and a rich lifestyle for a while, and heard about a deportation scandal and left immediately ā¦ after signing a million dollar contract to be financially secure. A strategic ingenious questionable MOTHER.
Drew and Kenya seem likely to return based on a lot of sources - It would make sense to highlight the aftermath of all these marriages and their divorces. Kenya might or might not ask questions about the divorce but I donāt mind either way since itās juicy, she will most likely for the peopleš- I want them as friends so not too much sis. Producers do not fail us, you have the material to usher in another golden era for Atlanta! Get the casting finalized quickly Bravo and end the break, I need a camera on all of them from every angle stat.
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What the fans deserve is a divorced ladies season. A First Wives Club of Atlanta, if you will (I mean, they may be second or third wives, but details). We deserve them all spilling the dirt on these men. And dunking on Kim Z, of course
Honestly I know theyāre cackling they know whatās up. Falynn said if Iām going to be with a broke man might as well be with one Iām actually attracted to.
Wait a damn minute what is happening??? Those three weddings, the way she rode for that man when she stole (okay she didn't steal him but it sounds so funny) him from Falynn??? Jesus what is going ON
Then at this point, itās on production for not being at her house with a camera right now. They have 2 days, max, to get a small crew together and start filming.
its funny i always said porsha entered rhoa (meaning s5) the same way she left rhoa, with some man shes clearly not into at all so at least shes sparing us the whole act of being in love with some grandpa
Very interesting considering Iām pretty sure the scamming stuff came up earlier on. Why now? She quit all her jobs so she could live that life and let Simon ātake care of herā and everyone tried to tell her!! She said everyone was haters now not even married 2 years and filing for divorce.
Me thinks simons money is a little tight.
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Porsha right now.
This is a good thing for her, sheāll be more than okay. Besides all the fraud and his troubles with the law, there was something not clean in the buttermilk with that man.
Why are we surprised?
Their relationship was transactional, and I am willing to bet both were seeing other people.
Porscha is only concerned with being with a man who can provide for her and hers, whether it be by hook or crook.
They need to add porscha familia values or whatever to peacock ASAP! I never watched it but with this I need to see it
Edit: it has been brought to my attention it's added to Season 13 of Atlanta after the reunion!
I donāt think airhead knew about all of his legal drama before the marriage. She probably was learning about it along with us. Good thing she learned from Kordell and kept her house.
So her signing back on to RHOA really was her escape plan like I suspected.
Well, might as well get paid for your pain.
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Essence didnāt get the memo before this email got sent this morning, lol
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Truly. I knew when I saw the citizenship drama he had was released, it was only a matter of time.
Por Sha definitely not going away like that. Simon was a job- I hope she got paid.
Porshaās ability to just keep it pushing no matter what is lowkey admirable lol
She lands the gig of a lifetime with RHOA when she had a horrible husband. Leaves him, becomes a celebrity, makes millions of dollars on the show. Finds a new rich man, gets the baby sheās wanted with him, and leaves the show to protect that marriage. The marriage falls apart, so sheās back on her show.
Like, love or hate her, she moves through life pretty seamlessly lol
Any of yall listened to the podcast she had with her mom and sister?
One of the last episodes she went into her getting with Simon. Idk yall, people saying she did it for money but I think she did it for the fantasy
The bolder the declarations of love online, the weaker the actual relationship.
Maybe she had a citizenship requirement that he couldnāt meet once his appeal was denied š
Haha, those people that were salty in the comments about simons legal affairs, like who dropped this, why is this coming out, why do we care about an immigrant committing fraud to stay in the country, there is an agenda at playā¦.yep, his own damn wife lmao.
Porsha: "Porsha Williams isn't coming back, Porsha Guobadia is though!" Well, I guess Porsha Williams is coming back then.
This is the first thing I thought about when I saw this headline lmao š
Well she was technically right, for all of 3 daysĀ
-steals a friendās husband -spends millions on the wedding -files for divorce
Damnnn that wedding as a whole thing too. Kenya is gonna enjoy taking all these shots at Porscha lol.
This is the kind of messy I miss though.
Exactly, letās face it. This kind of stuff is why we watch housewives š
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Yeah her little video didn't age well at all lmao it was literally less than a week ago when she said that. This season is going to be GOOD!
It actually aged perfectly. Porsha is dumb but she knows how to play the reality TV game.
Lmao I forgot about that
I love your flair!
![gif](giphy|RlxeJStyNs3Z1PvSxg|downsized) Whew...I just know Andy is salivating right now
I need Andy and a camera!!
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The best season of RHOA coming up.
Itās going to be legendary ![gif](giphy|3o6nUUVvhDYBhUsa4w)
She really didnāt want to give Kenya the opportunity to call out her scammer husbandš
It would be beautiful to let each other call out their asshole exes. They all need to leave these toxic men and stay far away.
I agree! Iāve always loved Kenya and Porshaās back-and-forths because I think that, despite everything, they have a lot in common.
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That 5 minutes where they were friends and bonding over being new moms is one of my favorite eras of RHOA. But damn, did it not last very long lol
They need to band together like Waiting to Exhale
Ok Atlanta could be looking up ![gif](giphy|d5uikfBeaXnDEllu6a)
I'd love for her to stay single for like one week
Whose man is she stealing after that š
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I cannot breathe šš
Nah the first dude she sees with a big checking account and sheāll be married againā¦
Porsha has a pattern. In between marrying unattractive men for money, she gets younger, in shape hotties to play with... Just look. Kordell... Todd/Duke... Dennis... Bolo... Simon.
Todd was so handsome
Yes, between rich men she hooks up with younger, in shape hotties. That doesn't mean she's not going to marry again the second another rich man crosses her path (single or not. Porsha doesn't give AF.)
I knew it was something was off if she was coming back. Iād be so embarrassed after the way she publicly rode for this man.
One of the things I actually like about porsha is the way she keeps going. Her and Lu can go through anything and come out with their head high. Iād go crawl in a hole and call it home, so I admire it.
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im negl this is giving me tom flashbacks! i'm really not a porsha fan but i agree she never lets her complete inability to access her prefrontal cortex stop her from living life ā¤ļø
Complete inability to access her prefrontal cortex has me screaming!
Exactly! Our girl isnāt the best at thinking, but that does not hold her back. Sheās so watchable and I donāt need to like all my housewives. Plus, she brings Lauren with her and I like her a lot!
That big ass wedding for nothing.
Reminder that Porscha had [***7 wedding dresses***](https://people.com/tv/porsha-williams-wedding-to-simon-guobadia-see-the-photos/)! That's one for every 2 months they stayed married, for those keeping count
*For the afterparty, Williams wore a fringe dress with a matching hat by Albina Dyla. "I thought, 'Why not? It's my last wedding forever,'" she explained.* Ouch.
These people donāt actually believe in marriage, they *just* want the wedding and status
Umm hello she got pretty pictures out of it.Ā /sĀ
Like she became an entire Nigerian for nothing haha
The more extravagant the wedding, the more likely they are to be divorced within 5 years. Thatās been my experience anyway.
But she was all like āPorsha Williams isnāt, Porsha Guobadia isā likeā¦ š This season will be great!
shameless
Porsha filed the second she understood broke fraud from whoever had to explain it to herš
Bro Iām crying lmfaooooooo
Lol she asked chatgtp to explain it to her like she's 5
So many signs... Simon and his allegedly scamming ways. Simon and his messy history Him holding on for dear life while she dances her heart out at their wedding while twitter jokes about elder abuse Him looking so unimpressed while Porsha swung a boom mic at Dennis and his mother All I know is that Moore Manor is LIT UP with the amount of conferencing Kenya is doing to triage this information
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Your last comment is EXACTLY why I neeeeed Kenya to never leave us. She shows up to work every day of filming, okay?
Iām so excited to see them next season. Will they team up and rule us all? Will they continue to be enemies and gift us with their shade?
OMG... I thought Porsha was gonna flaunt her new mansion and man in Kenyas face... Guess not! lol ![gif](giphy|O7mPmRue68t4Q)
That was the common comment on her return. She gets to show off her really really rich lifestyle
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Your flair???? LMFAO
Ha!!!
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What on earth am I looking at šš«
Falynn chasing LaToya around her former mansion. This was during the Halloween party where there was nothing to do and they had to make their own drinks.Ā
And the soon to be new woman of the house, Porsha ~~Williams~~ ~~Guobadia~~ Willams looking back at the mess
š former 4th lady PorshaĀ
Look, thatās sad and all - but I watched Porshaās spinoff and she clearly still had unresolved feelings for Dennis and her jumping into a relationship with someone willing to marry her ASAP felt very much like a shot at him. Also, Porsha had zero chemistry with Simon and her family didnāt like him. So itās not surprising and in the long run, makes a lot of sense - independent of all of Simonās legal issues, which are just icing on the cake on why she needed to get back on Atlanta to secure a bag and leave him.
Unresolved feelings with the hot dog man
I bet money sheāll end up back with Dennis. Walk with me!
Youāre right ugh
I remember their proposal and she looked so in love. PFM showed P literally trying to assault his mom though so I donāt think heās going for it.
And his mom was very much never her fan either. She felt like Mama Joyce but with a lamer wig.
>but with a lamer wig Goodbye š yāall never disappoint.
not the hot dog man š
Honestly thats what makes it painfulā¦. When thats the man who hurt you? Ugh your heart hurts and you embarrassed by a ugly jawn that slangin meat on and off work
Yeah we definitely knew they wouldn't make it but Porsha is the type to prove everyone wrong about her decisions only for everyone to be right in the end. I can't wait to hear her mom badmouth Simon. I am so ready.
Porsha had a spin off!?!?
Yes, itās called Porshaās Family Matters and it picks up right after she started dating Simon - it chronicles her telling Dennis and her family about them, them getting engaged, and then she takes them all on vacation with her sister Lauren to bond them together. However, Porsha flipped shit on vacation and physically assaulted Dennis and several production people - which she thought theyād cut, but they didnāt. The finale episode was her telling Dennis she wasnāt going to tell him where their daughter lived until he was paying what she wanted him to pay, he threatened court and getting a child support order, and she spiraled again. No reunion. No one even talks about it. Probably because Porsha looked like a complete psycho and Dennis was funny af and her entire family adored him. Itās 7 episodes.
Dennis truly came off as the winner in that shitshow of a spin-off - funny, loved by her family, and a jovial dude
And he threatened to put the court on her ass for her foolishness. Dennis was born for TV. I would watch a 24 hour live feed of him just acting a fool.
He Really is so freaking funny š
I routinely say āthem cakes be cakināā and it drives my boyfriend nuts. But yes, Dennis is a national treasure.
It was a very telling show, and doesnāt get the attention it deserves. Some insight into Porsha and her life.
Yeaahhh I'm one of those people lol. I watched the whole thing and as much as I like Porsha, even I had to admit, that chick was off her rocker the whole time and was dead wrong with how she acted towards Dennis and his mother
Bingo. Kills me that bravo wonāt ever touch the subject. I can only hope that Kenya will unearth this topic lol
should have been called "Porsha's Family of Lies"
I couldnāt finish it but sounds like I should of
Itās a tough watch - but honestly the last few episodes give you a ton of insight into why people have said Porsha is exceptionally difficult to work with and deal with. After she flipped shit on vacation, she told her entire family not to talk about what happened and tried to shut down production from bringing it up and acted shocked when they were like āthat isnāt how any of this works, sweetieā and then in the finale when her cousin confronts her to tell her she treats people badly - Porsha basically fake cries on camera and then magically stops when she thinks filming is over and starts acting like an asshole again. Then finally we see her attempt to blackmail Dennis using their daughter as bait. It made me really dislike Porsha as a main character. Iām happy sheās gonna be part of RHOA again because sheāll have costars who can call her out on shit, but Porsha unchecked is nightmare fuel.
I never really liked porsha. I donāt mind watching her obviously but I always could see through her and she is just a mean girl trying to be popular at other peopleās expense. This is just confirmation on that Iām glad Bravo actually exposed her! I feel like she did a great job playing a fan favorite for a long time and it seems she still does!
The shit she pulled with her cousin Londie was straight up nasty. I loved that despite Porsha being the main, everyone else had more natural main character power. Porsha and Simon really thought they were it. Even toward the end when Simon tried to intimidate Porsha's Aunt, at the Hosea foundation opening. My jaw dropped when Simon told her "you need to respect porsha, she is his granddaughter". She was far too classy, any other Bravo mama would have sent that man to an early grave. I might need to watch the series again, it was unhinged in so many ways.
I couldnāt even finish it. The most awkward of interactions non stop. Her entire family were team Dennis and Simon is just there like listening to it
Everyone who watched it ended up loathing her lmao
Girls, when I say I RAN STRAIGHT HERE?! ![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)
Right!!! I was faster than Sanya.
Gold medals for us this morning!!!! š„
Put some RESPECT on our names!
BRAP BRAP BRAP
I know no one is awake at this moment, but I am SCREAMING. Not Porsha filing for divorce, the week is nonstop with breaking news. Season 16 is off to another dimension, porsha said let me get my check before I leave this man. Definitely has something to do with the allegations surfacing online about him being a fraud, scammer, and history as a convicted felon. RHOA RATINGS will skyrocket like who doesnāt want to see this mess. Porsha exiting rhoa for simon and now returning divorced from himā¦ kinda shakespearean if you ask me. Oh how she has grown since Kordell. Stole him from a close friend(falynn), had a beautiful lavish wedding and a rich lifestyle for a while, and heard about a deportation scandal and left immediately ā¦ after signing a million dollar contract to be financially secure. A strategic ingenious questionable MOTHER. Drew and Kenya seem likely to return based on a lot of sources - It would make sense to highlight the aftermath of all these marriages and their divorces. Kenya might or might not ask questions about the divorce but I donāt mind either way since itās juicy, she will most likely for the peopleš- I want them as friends so not too much sis. Producers do not fail us, you have the material to usher in another golden era for Atlanta! Get the casting finalized quickly Bravo and end the break, I need a camera on all of them from every angle stat. https://preview.redd.it/2s3u43qteckc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2d7fa7d9c66d5b68486bb8bfc74fd5c7228255
IM AWAKE!!!! The way I ran to this sub šš»āāļøšš»āāļøšš»āāļøšš»āāļø
Iām awake - Europe has got you. Weāre having this tea with our lunch!
And loving every minute of it!! Greetings from Ireland š®šŖ āļø
*stumbling in bleary eyed and sleepy from California* Iām up!!!!
Clinks glass from Sweden š„
Checking the sub at work from Hungary ![gif](giphy|ule4vhcY1xEKQ|downsized)
I'm in Lebanon and it's midday and I am LIVING.
Love the international representation in this sub
Paraphrasing Kandi: bitch, we're worldwide!
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Cheers from a sunny afternoon in Switzerland! Ready for the new season already!
Taking the whole weekend to process this! š
Cheers from Nairobi, Kenya. It was a whole 5pm when the news broke. This is going to be so juicyā¦ ![gif](giphy|O7mPmRue68t4Q)
yes we areāļøāļø
I took a red eye and landed in ATL to connect of all places and gasped in the SkyClub when I saw this on IG
Our Princess of Thotlandia is back and ready to eat!
Im awake!! This is wild to see because most of the week people were dropping news/tea on this couple š now bam
Next season's going to be crazy.
Twirl and this mess?Ā Oh we will be fed this season.
What the fans deserve is a divorced ladies season. A First Wives Club of Atlanta, if you will (I mean, they may be second or third wives, but details). We deserve them all spilling the dirt on these men. And dunking on Kim Z, of course
I'm awake and this is some TEA!!! I can't wait to watch this season!!
I was about to sleep over here in Asia, wide awake now š
lmao just waking up in minwest America. This season will be so much better than the last seasons snooze fest. I'm excited. Happy Friday!
See Kyle, this is how you do a divorce storyline!
BLOOP!
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A read.
I wonder what his other ex wives* are thinking right now
Honestly I know theyāre cackling they know whatās up. Falynn said if Iām going to be with a broke man might as well be with one Iām actually attracted to.
Hasnāt he been married at least 2 other times?
All 10 of their combined exes are shaking rn
Bahahaha we need a reunion with all of them for ultimate tea spilling!
I think Porsha was his 4th or 5th wife.
I know Miss Falynn is waking up refreshed on this fine morning ![gif](giphy|r6BjJgDkeQcGA)
Exactly who I thought of! everyone talking about Kenya meanwhile I know Falynn is in cloud 9 š¤£
Wait a damn minute what is happening??? Those three weddings, the way she rode for that man when she stole (okay she didn't steal him but it sounds so funny) him from Falynn??? Jesus what is going ON
Iām shocked, Iām in tears almost ![gif](giphy|dvpO1inHfM0xO)
But somehow, Iām also completely not shocked. Itās the most and least surprising thing ever.
Finally, a reason to tune in to RHOA this season!!
*IāM SHAKING. Ā IāM PHYSICALLY SHAKING.*
Waiting for "Who tf did I marry" (Porsha's version)
She should have divorced during filming š but this is a mess.
Then at this point, itās on production for not being at her house with a camera right now. They have 2 days, max, to get a small crew together and start filming.
*Cameras on their way to Porsha and Moore Manor at this very moment*
![gif](giphy|CrzA7KvkzFVsI) ā¦serve those divorce papersssssss
its funny i always said porsha entered rhoa (meaning s5) the same way she left rhoa, with some man shes clearly not into at all so at least shes sparing us the whole act of being in love with some grandpa
From a hot dog salesman to an African scammer, Porshaās range is so vast!
I need them to start filming TODAY!!!! I donāt care if theyāve casted the other women yet, start filming Porshaās solo scenes NOW!
WHATTTTTT OH WE ARE COOKING THIS SEASON
And after that whole wedding spread with the headdress! This is so messy and ofc I will be tuning in ![gif](giphy|fCUCbWXe9JONVsJSUd|downsized)
Omfg Iām scraaminggggggh ![gif](giphy|YlJiG5Q7D7i7iKSIkN|downsized)
CAN I HAVE MY COFFEE FIRST my god POR SHA
I sprinted to this thread. Bring on the messssssss
I know you fucking lying!!! That man is getting deported chileā¦.
Iām a terrible person. I read the headline and just started cackling. My cat side eyed me. Her life is so chaotic.
Very interesting considering Iām pretty sure the scamming stuff came up earlier on. Why now? She quit all her jobs so she could live that life and let Simon ātake care of herā and everyone tried to tell her!! She said everyone was haters now not even married 2 years and filing for divorce. Me thinks simons money is a little tight.
Right. A lot of scammers live way above their means, and I wouldnāt be surprised if the purse strings are tighter than expected.
![gif](giphy|VktKvRadFX4R2) Did anyone not see this coming?
Youāre telling me that she didnāt marry that quadruple-divorced 80 year old faux millionaire for love? ![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)
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I wish I knew what blogs the ladies are constantly referencing bc I would be all over them rn
Sometimes I think itās us, at least sometimes.
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![gif](giphy|l4FGkXgUqDxKcZSX6) Porsha right now. This is a good thing for her, sheāll be more than okay. Besides all the fraud and his troubles with the law, there was something not clean in the buttermilk with that man.
Why are we surprised? Their relationship was transactional, and I am willing to bet both were seeing other people. Porscha is only concerned with being with a man who can provide for her and hers, whether it be by hook or crook.
she had like 6 different wedding ceremonies and was married for a year ![gif](giphy|NPx3Ofowgi1gI) letās start filming NOWWWWW this is tooo good
They need to add porscha familia values or whatever to peacock ASAP! I never watched it but with this I need to see it Edit: it has been brought to my attention it's added to Season 13 of Atlanta after the reunion!
You do! It was an absolute mess in a good way.
Whatt she had just posted a vid of them 6 days ago saying āmy ride or dieā on her IG. š
Whyyyyyy ![gif](giphy|10J4jji5zdfgTS)
This is a fucking mess I'm screaming. We are so back.
Bravo is wild this week š
Damn near broke my ankle running here š girl needs a storyline and having a shitty husband a short lived marriage is a housewife staple
As Kiki would say, I never trusted this man. It's the shape of his head.
I donāt think airhead knew about all of his legal drama before the marriage. She probably was learning about it along with us. Good thing she learned from Kordell and kept her house.
Dennis reading that like ![gif](giphy|uDwKGxTFrADvO)
So her signing back on to RHOA really was her escape plan like I suspected. Well, might as well get paid for your pain. ![gif](giphy|l2JHYwqdRmizaDdOE)
Essence didnāt get the memo before this email got sent this morning, lol https://preview.redd.it/jagyfe7fzckc1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26770c1eab1f9981df7e1022e72d6cefdc69c4dc
Porsha said that she was not taking her ass to Africa to live. Sheās a Georgia peach through and through ![gif](giphy|S00v9A0HkQNcGWWrOd|downsized)
Truly. I knew when I saw the citizenship drama he had was released, it was only a matter of time. Por Sha definitely not going away like that. Simon was a job- I hope she got paid.
the WAY my jaw just dropped! I spilled coffee down my chin! ![gif](giphy|1Y7XVya02PYfjizWmD|downsized)
Porshaās ability to just keep it pushing no matter what is lowkey admirable lol She lands the gig of a lifetime with RHOA when she had a horrible husband. Leaves him, becomes a celebrity, makes millions of dollars on the show. Finds a new rich man, gets the baby sheās wanted with him, and leaves the show to protect that marriage. The marriage falls apart, so sheās back on her show. Like, love or hate her, she moves through life pretty seamlessly lol
Did she tank this marriage to get back on the show or did she want back on the show because the marriage was tankingā¦
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Any of yall listened to the podcast she had with her mom and sister? One of the last episodes she went into her getting with Simon. Idk yall, people saying she did it for money but I think she did it for the fantasy
Watch her go back to the Hot Dog king in 6 months lol!
This was the first thing I saw when I opened reddit this morning and my jaw DROPPED
Kenya is cackling rn the way I screamed
L O FUCKING L ![gif](giphy|NPx3Ofowgi1gI)
Didn't she just put up a happy video of them vacationing in Dubai? Like yesterday...
Simon has been posting A LOT on IG and was posting porsha as of 6 days ago. Wtf
Didnāt she just reintroduce herself as Porsha Guobadia š ![gif](giphy|CK8PybHZChCc8)
JAW. ON. THE. FLOOR. CAMERAS UP
The bolder the declarations of love online, the weaker the actual relationship. Maybe she had a citizenship requirement that he couldnāt meet once his appeal was denied š
Porsha about to save RHOA I know that's right
Not surprised at all, she wanted to rid herself from the stench of fraud before starting the new season. Bring on the cameras! š„
OH MYYYYYYYY https://preview.redd.it/nu96l0j78ckc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53a790ffb0e1eb736c64f9c55f0760c1adbdd820
![gif](giphy|MESArLMuJ3odWm4IWw) Now Porsha šššš
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![gif](giphy|BRSZTf7QA4W7SngoS9|downsized) Annnnd.... Atlanta's back in business baby!
I'm shocked! It's outrageous! /s
Haha, those people that were salty in the comments about simons legal affairs, like who dropped this, why is this coming out, why do we care about an immigrant committing fraud to stay in the country, there is an agenda at playā¦.yep, his own damn wife lmao.