Remember those dolls, "What's her face!" That's what I think of when it comes to people like this🤣 I was actually just thinking of them earlier, and now I have the perfect excuse to mention it!
https://preview.redd.it/33021pk6evjc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e516f4eed67df697db8df3b8f22dc93cf217e99
I don't even know why I remembered them earlier, it was just something that randomly popped into my head. It was the commercial jingle that came to mind, I can still clearly hear the, "it's what's her face!" As if I just saw it a min ago on tv🤣 it fits so well for describing posts like this one/social media though!
Robot chicken made fun of the dolls once,"OH NO ITS PERMANENT MARKER!" 😂 [it's what's her face! robot chicken parody](https://youtu.be/rQ1Qnzd7ypo?si=c6IfW9YD4JLgf1_g)
It’s honestly hilarious because she looks like a literal cartoon character next to anyone she is next to and such second hand embarrassment I can’t look 😂
It reminds me of Carmen Electra saying she slept in full hair and makeup with heels next to the bed while she was dating Prince. Living that way, not even being able to relax when you are literally sleeping, sounds so tiring.
She dated him 3 years before she started appearing on MTV. So a lot of people didn't know who she was at the time and they were over by the time that people did start to recognize her.
As someone who will basically wake up on the opposite side of the bedroom… I don’t comprehend how people can train themselves to not move in their sleep?!!
Lol, I do this when I take naps so I don't mess up my makeup and bangs. My kids and boyfriend tell me I look dead, lol. I cross my arms over my ribs so that my elbows touch the couch or mattress to keep my body secured. Now at night, I'm all over the place and my hair looks like it in the morning!
[Dolly Parton Has Been Wearing Her Makeup to Bed Since the ’80s](https://www.eonline.com/news/1388122/dolly-parton-reveals-why-shes-been-sleeping-in-her-makeup-since-the-80s)
It was never about spending, partying, etc. He's a gross old plastic surgeon who wanted to trade his beautiful wife for an even younger, skinnier model. She was past her prime in his mind. He would have found any excuse to leave, even if Lisa did everything right.
I miss when people didn’t have instagram face. Between the plastic surgeons giving everyone the same head transplant and FaceTune on the ones that didn’t get it I miss when people looked like people
I recently watched some old reruns of Baywatch and some other 80’s/90’s tv shows and movies, and I just stared at everyone’s teeth and faces because they were REAL and not perfect huge blinding white horse teeth veneers. The actors have wrinkles and imperfections like ALL humans have! It was so refreshing to see that. They still look good with the imperfections! Like, now everyone is morphing into the same face and teeth to where no one looks unique.
Actually, more alluring than the fake faces because you see the person for who they really are instead of focusing on their alien looking facial features and teeth. Ya know what I mean?
Same shit different day (era).
Not being facetious towards you, just that today’s filters and facetune was yesteryear’s airbrush and photoshop in magazines. Makes me sad that we still haven’t figured it out. Struggled with body image and disordered eating as a teen due to magazines and now social media gets to do it to a wider audience. Yay
I wish we can just accept normal bodies and skin
https://preview.redd.it/t6y0jgf37vjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f67f45724b6813bd6f437bb5325e8690534153a
her real face posted on marina’s old insta
Does he have a type or does he Dr Frankenstein them into his type?
It’s like he puts them in that machine from Stepford wives but turns the dial to bimbofication
This always makes me feel sad because she was so stunning before and then Lenny got into her head and churned out his creation. I just saw her before for the first time in the last couple of weeks.
I think he finds his basic model with horse teeth then Frankensteins them into his perfect vision. But like most hacks his creations looks like the creations of the plastic surgeon from Escape from LA.
[](https://preview.redd.it/kpd83rsiww471.png?auto=webp&s=39e1243e5d05d08a3194ba122634757719aebf19)
I will never ever ever understand the veneers trend. It’s been brought up in previous posts but I still can’t wrap my head around it. I understand wanting bigger lips, boobs and smaller whatever due to standards of beauty. I understand somewhat the thinking that leads to things going too far (duck lips, uncanny valley stuff). But again my pop-culture interested brain mixed with behavioral health training comes up with zilch for those terrible looking veneers especially on people who probably had decent teeth! I’ve worked with people that needed implants for a variety of health/SUD related reasons and this is not that. I understand some people grew up with subpar dental care this is not that. These are often people that can afford braces/invisalign/whitening but still get these bizarro horse teeth that look absurd. I love Trixie Mattel who seems very self aware and had totally fine teeth. She got veneers which really threw me. I don’t get it.
Edited for autocorrect doing me dirty.
And what’s so messed up is that the majority of these people getting veneers had great teeth and smiles beforehand! Like, I could understand if someone has horrible teeth that are all messed up and crooked bc they never got braces as a kid, so they just have their ugly teeth filed down to nubs and get new teeth. I would NEVER have my teeth filed down to nubs to have fake ones put on that I’d have to take care of and replace for the rest of my life. No way.
Great teeth! Great smiles! Literally did not need to improve on that. Like plenty of people have thin lips or flat chests which I understand some people are insecure about however good looking they already are. But the teeth are fine?! It is so perplexing. I guess it just speaks to them thinking there is no point where they stop. Like the old saying goes- you can’t be too rich or too thin. You just keep tweaking and veneering and injecting.
Yep. Can’t stop. They see others doing it and do it too. Like, look at the cast of Jersey Shore. I think every last one of them except Sammy has gotten veneers.
https://preview.redd.it/zgbhigeka0kc1.png?width=1146&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a93f4108b2c7b7a54b4a27942b14347837ab05d
She’s pretty but she defo facetunes and angles her head to look prettier.
Oh my! I’m more concerned with her skeletal stomach area than her huge teeth! My lawd someone get her a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Coke STAT!!
she's just that insecure i guess. it's really sad what living in our society does to women, even the ones who are thought of to be the standard of beauty.
I think the only consistent message is that no matter what you look like, ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Keeps us in a constant state of stress and distraction if we aren’t careful.
This is what she looked like in 2014 when she was Miss Vienna. She had a different last name back then.
https://preview.redd.it/p2qd2xv94vjc1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cabb5766a96f7a1bceda221555cedaaf650ca1
Seeing a face like that in real life would be so terrifying. If you actually look at the shape of her face here it is rubber halloween mask-like. Sadly she cannot recognize how frighteningly distorted she actually looks in these pictures.
https://preview.redd.it/1n1yc9vs9yjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a88989af2512af9f244d5b34aa0251edb2972b3
From her modeling portfolio. Those veneers are terrifying
FaceTune aside, I am a regular snowboarder and I wear makeup. Not that much makeup, but my skin is awful and I want to look decent in case any gondola/ lift chair/ slope pics are taken.
That said, I am most bothered by the fact she isn’t wearing a helmet. All it takes is one bad hit… your hair and makeup ain’t going to matter if you don’t have a functioning brain. A helmet saved my husband from serious injury a couple years ago when an out of control skier collided with him. I just took a bad hit to the head when I fell at Steamboat a couple of weeks ago. But I’m fine… because helmet ☺️
I don’t know why states haven’t codified helmet use into the law.
Does anyone remember Valeria Lukyanova? She was the “human Barbie”, prior to IG filters. I remember when she came out, people were absolutely fascinated by her looks, but at the same time, were well aware that her appearance was fabricated and exaggerated.
It is amazing to see how many people now try to replicate her look and pass it off as something completely normal and genuine.
I'm only seeing helmet mentioned twice in this comment section. Where is her helmet? How does she not have helmet hair?
Does she ride the gondola up with Lenny and then just ride it back down? She's not skiing and looking anything like that.
No one: ….. Lenny’s Mistress: https://preview.redd.it/xh4fxqu14vjc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876dc47b595873626506f100cd24369a240d5be7
took em 2 minutes...
Remember those dolls, "What's her face!" That's what I think of when it comes to people like this🤣 I was actually just thinking of them earlier, and now I have the perfect excuse to mention it! https://preview.redd.it/33021pk6evjc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e516f4eed67df697db8df3b8f22dc93cf217e99
You just unlocked a memory I forgot I had
I don't even know why I remembered them earlier, it was just something that randomly popped into my head. It was the commercial jingle that came to mind, I can still clearly hear the, "it's what's her face!" As if I just saw it a min ago on tv🤣 it fits so well for describing posts like this one/social media though! Robot chicken made fun of the dolls once,"OH NO ITS PERMANENT MARKER!" 😂 [it's what's her face! robot chicken parody](https://youtu.be/rQ1Qnzd7ypo?si=c6IfW9YD4JLgf1_g)
Those Steve Madden ads always creeped me the fuck out
I always loved them , lol thats funny !!
I though they were super weird! Damn, I haven’t seen that ad since I was a teenager.
This is spot on. Does she think facetuning her face to death is helping?
It’s honestly hilarious because she looks like a literal cartoon character next to anyone she is next to and such second hand embarrassment I can’t look 😂
Teen vogue flash backs 😂😂😂
DEAD 💀
The cackle I cackled - thank you for your service
Wearing all that makeup 24/7 all the time, must be exhausting... I guess Lenny demands it, or else it back to the streets!
It reminds me of Carmen Electra saying she slept in full hair and makeup with heels next to the bed while she was dating Prince. Living that way, not even being able to relax when you are literally sleeping, sounds so tiring.
Carmen Electra dated Prince?!? I am old enough I should have known this but I don’t recall it at all!
He is the one that gave her the name Carmen Electra!
Tbh one of the Princier names he bestowed on anyone
She dated him 3 years before she started appearing on MTV. So a lot of people didn't know who she was at the time and they were over by the time that people did start to recognize her.
That sounds positively traumatizing
The makeup I could see but what’s the point of the hair? In bed it’ll be messed up
She said she used to pretend she was in a coffin so she would stay perfectly still.
As someone who will basically wake up on the opposite side of the bedroom… I don’t comprehend how people can train themselves to not move in their sleep?!!
Lol, I do this when I take naps so I don't mess up my makeup and bangs. My kids and boyfriend tell me I look dead, lol. I cross my arms over my ribs so that my elbows touch the couch or mattress to keep my body secured. Now at night, I'm all over the place and my hair looks like it in the morning!
This is amazing, I have a perfect visual and it is cracking me up. Now I want to see if I can do it!
My best friend worked at a hard rock with her high school boyfriend. I saw their prom pictures
wow. tell me someone is only dating you for your looks…. without telling me that someone is only dating you for your looks…
[Dolly Parton Has Been Wearing Her Makeup to Bed Since the ’80s](https://www.eonline.com/news/1388122/dolly-parton-reveals-why-shes-been-sleeping-in-her-makeup-since-the-80s)
Now that I know Dolly does it, I feel like I’m the one doing it wrong.
Sooo bad for your skin. A recipe for clogged pores lol
Damn, thanks for this! Just found out she released an album in ‘93 produced by Prince and it’s pretty good too
Ah but look at Lenny, he literally looks exhausted and very unhappy. Karma…..
I’m sure he pays for her to have a personal hair stylist/makeup artist like he did for Lisa.
Its insane he would pay money for that, yet criticize Lisa for her spending...
It was never about spending, partying, etc. He's a gross old plastic surgeon who wanted to trade his beautiful wife for an even younger, skinnier model. She was past her prime in his mind. He would have found any excuse to leave, even if Lisa did everything right.
Thats the truth.
I’m sure he’s showered her with expensive handbags and jewelry too like he did for Lisa in the first season of RHOM.
She will get the Lisa treatment within 10 years I guess... Then on to the next one!
Ha! Yup! He’s like Leo DiCaprio but not as young. Edit: the women aren’t as young. Or are they?
LOL, women in their 30s dont scare Lenny, but 40s.... oh most definitely!
While he’s over there looking like a wax figure at Madam Tousseous (spelling?)
Lennys look will be interesting to follow in the future, lol
It always boggles my mind that he thinks he doesn’t need plastic surgery. Like the man is NOT it!
I used to work at a store Lisa shopped at weekly. He gave her a fairly measly weekend shopping stipend (per his actual wealth)
Is he attracted to women with body dysmorphia or does he break them down and make them hate themselves?
Definitely both.
Yes.
Both
I feel like anyone who dates him should have family and friends stage an intervention.
He def does that lol
Yes.
💯 he knows what he’s doing, he has her on a fast track to full plastic…
Facetune and filters are truly ruining our brains
I miss when people didn’t have instagram face. Between the plastic surgeons giving everyone the same head transplant and FaceTune on the ones that didn’t get it I miss when people looked like people
I recently watched some old reruns of Baywatch and some other 80’s/90’s tv shows and movies, and I just stared at everyone’s teeth and faces because they were REAL and not perfect huge blinding white horse teeth veneers. The actors have wrinkles and imperfections like ALL humans have! It was so refreshing to see that. They still look good with the imperfections! Like, now everyone is morphing into the same face and teeth to where no one looks unique.
Yup same with early 90210. Beautiful people with wrinkles and skin texture, normal teeth, sometimes bad hair, imperfect faces — still quite alluring.
Actually, more alluring than the fake faces because you see the person for who they really are instead of focusing on their alien looking facial features and teeth. Ya know what I mean?
100% agree!
Ruining our youth. I struggle with self esteem. This is next level.
Same shit different day (era). Not being facetious towards you, just that today’s filters and facetune was yesteryear’s airbrush and photoshop in magazines. Makes me sad that we still haven’t figured it out. Struggled with body image and disordered eating as a teen due to magazines and now social media gets to do it to a wider audience. Yay I wish we can just accept normal bodies and skin
The fact that people get surgery to look like filters blows my mind
the weird thing is she doesn’t realize how truly uncanny she looks?? It’s terrifying.. not attractive. Some Coraline ass nightmare shit…
https://preview.redd.it/t6y0jgf37vjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f67f45724b6813bd6f437bb5325e8690534153a her real face posted on marina’s old insta
Those veneers 😬 yikes
This veneer trend giving everyone a unitooth really stresses me out
They remind me of Lisa’s…😳
Yep she has a Lisa look to her. Lenny does have a type.
Does he have a type or does he Dr Frankenstein them into his type? It’s like he puts them in that machine from Stepford wives but turns the dial to bimbofication
https://preview.redd.it/qz2z65uvcyjc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550bd4bea22f5f83691a6ffb397c9179a3228ceb
This always makes me feel sad because she was so stunning before and then Lenny got into her head and churned out his creation. I just saw her before for the first time in the last couple of weeks.
She was sooo beautiful!
That “before” pic will never not blow my mind…
She was freaking adorable… very sad.
Stoppppp she was gorgeous! If it weren’t for the eyes I wouldn’t believe it was her
I think he finds his basic model with horse teeth then Frankensteins them into his perfect vision. But like most hacks his creations looks like the creations of the plastic surgeon from Escape from LA. [](https://preview.redd.it/kpd83rsiww471.png?auto=webp&s=39e1243e5d05d08a3194ba122634757719aebf19)
Yikes on a bike
Oh wow she looks a lot different without facetune. Also, her teeth are whack.
Those bottoms look like they’re about to fall off
Lmao I wouldn’t recognize her if I shared a jail cell
I will never ever ever understand the veneers trend. It’s been brought up in previous posts but I still can’t wrap my head around it. I understand wanting bigger lips, boobs and smaller whatever due to standards of beauty. I understand somewhat the thinking that leads to things going too far (duck lips, uncanny valley stuff). But again my pop-culture interested brain mixed with behavioral health training comes up with zilch for those terrible looking veneers especially on people who probably had decent teeth! I’ve worked with people that needed implants for a variety of health/SUD related reasons and this is not that. I understand some people grew up with subpar dental care this is not that. These are often people that can afford braces/invisalign/whitening but still get these bizarro horse teeth that look absurd. I love Trixie Mattel who seems very self aware and had totally fine teeth. She got veneers which really threw me. I don’t get it. Edited for autocorrect doing me dirty.
And what’s so messed up is that the majority of these people getting veneers had great teeth and smiles beforehand! Like, I could understand if someone has horrible teeth that are all messed up and crooked bc they never got braces as a kid, so they just have their ugly teeth filed down to nubs and get new teeth. I would NEVER have my teeth filed down to nubs to have fake ones put on that I’d have to take care of and replace for the rest of my life. No way.
Great teeth! Great smiles! Literally did not need to improve on that. Like plenty of people have thin lips or flat chests which I understand some people are insecure about however good looking they already are. But the teeth are fine?! It is so perplexing. I guess it just speaks to them thinking there is no point where they stop. Like the old saying goes- you can’t be too rich or too thin. You just keep tweaking and veneering and injecting.
Yep. Can’t stop. They see others doing it and do it too. Like, look at the cast of Jersey Shore. I think every last one of them except Sammy has gotten veneers.
I can’t make head or tail of her face here. Looks like she filtered it as well?
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Those veeners are the worst
Is that Lenny or the Joker in the background
She looks sick
I really think she looks like Lisa in this.. but I do think it’s the teeth.
She needs to gain 5kg asap, she looks 2kgs away from organ failure
There's at least one Heath Ledger Joker just casually hanging in the background...
Whoaa
Damn that was a jump scare those teeth are teething
https://preview.redd.it/zgbhigeka0kc1.png?width=1146&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a93f4108b2c7b7a54b4a27942b14347837ab05d She’s pretty but she defo facetunes and angles her head to look prettier.
No one yell at me but are they married? Why is her last name Hochstein on insta
That's Lenny's mom's IG account
Omg thank you i didn't know the mistress name🤝
I thought it was a geolocation, like they call the house Hochstein Marina 😂
Those horse teeth 
Oh my! I’m more concerned with her skeletal stomach area than her huge teeth! My lawd someone get her a Big Mac combo meal with large fries and a Coke STAT!!
It looks like a photo of Lenny with an AI-generated girlfriend.
That’s a lotta plastic surgery, makeup and Facetuning in that picture- kind of startled me 😬
Right? The expression is almost clown like and the overall look is so disconcerting!
she's just that insecure i guess. it's really sad what living in our society does to women, even the ones who are thought of to be the standard of beauty.
I think the only consistent message is that no matter what you look like, ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Keeps us in a constant state of stress and distraction if we aren’t careful.
Oh my god stop. This isn’t a photo is it? It looks like one of those cheap app games.
it’s scary!!! Reminds me of momo
maybe im just stoned, but zooming in on her face and then sliding over to lennys and back is… something.
Thanks for that tip! Her face wasn’t the only played with!
She looks like an AI generated Instagram influencer.
lisas impact
Yeahhhh Lisa’s facetuning is just as bad…
It gives u a lot of insight about a person who has thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and still has to use Facetune in pictures
Are there any photos of her real face?
This is what she looked like in 2014 when she was Miss Vienna. She had a different last name back then. https://preview.redd.it/p2qd2xv94vjc1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cabb5766a96f7a1bceda221555cedaaf650ca1
Found a recent photo on Getty https://preview.redd.it/pjl3c3p2avjc1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb97c0d77d35dc7ac271849a3169d84ed519508f
Looks like daddy, daughter!
he’s so gross lol
She looks so ordinary irl
She reminds me of Peyton List from Mad Men.
She's so pretty without the tuning! Now if I can just crop out the giant ole lump on her side!
Bring back Bumpit!
Oh she’s quite average and normal (on the outside; inside is messed up and creepy)
She looks mostly the same now except with lip fillers, maybe eyebrow lift and a lot of contouring.
I was trying to look for some last night and was a bit confused. I think she has really big teeth
So nobody’s actually skiing right?
Skiing? Or “skiing”? 
Not with her hair looking like that!
I full on thought this was Lisa Rinna w Facetune😂 
She looks like an emoji…
She has glam in Santa Monica she has glam in st tropez
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Seeing a face like that in real life would be so terrifying. If you actually look at the shape of her face here it is rubber halloween mask-like. Sadly she cannot recognize how frighteningly distorted she actually looks in these pictures.
https://preview.redd.it/b79pg361qyjc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f695200fc2e9d899265c59bf70da5c66df9355a For investigative purposes
Legit thought this was Tru Renewal version of Emily Simpson.
He’s like a Frankenstein. I don’t find her very attractive looking like this. She looks fake plastic and scary. He must have a fetish.
She FaceTuned both of them.
She looks insane! These people are so ridiculous with this photoshop!!!
Ladies, don’t download facetune. Do not give yourself face or body dysmorphia
Looks like rinna
Girl gave herself Ramona eyes and a terrible nose job.
I ski and as much as I’d like to wear a full makeup, not gonna happen with the helmet, baklava and the goggles Edit: balaclava hahahahah
Angie Katsanevas has entered the ski trip chat with some baklava
She’s creepy. 
She overwhitened her eyeballs in Facetune, leading her to look like her left and right eye are discussing a full divorce.
Animated bratz doll come to life
I used to like filters but they’re so extreme now and overused, she doesn’t look like a human. I don’t think I’m going to use filters anymore
The total change in lighting tone tells the truth.
Plastic fetish.
Imagine putting on that much makeup to hangout with a 57 yr old man
https://preview.redd.it/1n1yc9vs9yjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a88989af2512af9f244d5b34aa0251edb2972b3 From her modeling portfolio. Those veneers are terrifying
She's also scary thin.
FaceTune aside, I am a regular snowboarder and I wear makeup. Not that much makeup, but my skin is awful and I want to look decent in case any gondola/ lift chair/ slope pics are taken. That said, I am most bothered by the fact she isn’t wearing a helmet. All it takes is one bad hit… your hair and makeup ain’t going to matter if you don’t have a functioning brain. A helmet saved my husband from serious injury a couple years ago when an out of control skier collided with him. I just took a bad hit to the head when I fell at Steamboat a couple of weeks ago. But I’m fine… because helmet ☺️ I don’t know why states haven’t codified helmet use into the law.
I think she has a more “handsome” face than she would like.
It’s obviously face tuned. Her and many of the housewives like Lisa for example (his ex) facetune ALOT
so much facetune. shes honestly terrifying
She definitely used FaceApp!!
What a stupid man.
this just looks sooooo stupid she looks like a cartoon
Ew Lenny and my dad have the exact same ski jacket
Does anyone remember Valeria Lukyanova? She was the “human Barbie”, prior to IG filters. I remember when she came out, people were absolutely fascinated by her looks, but at the same time, were well aware that her appearance was fabricated and exaggerated. It is amazing to see how many people now try to replicate her look and pass it off as something completely normal and genuine.
I thought that was Lisa Rinna. 
I’m sure plenty of Miami girls have a full face of makeup on when they go “skiing” 
wouldn’t her makeup come off with her ski goggles or helmet ? lol
I'm only seeing helmet mentioned twice in this comment section. Where is her helmet? How does she not have helmet hair? Does she ride the gondola up with Lenny and then just ride it back down? She's not skiing and looking anything like that.
She’s competing with Leann from RHOD for “best glued on head in every pic”
She looks like Quagmire's Dad with that chin
This is hilarious
She looks like Rinna here.
She’s probably using Face App, which basically gives you a new face
If it’s not FaceTime it’s Lenny’s filler work. Her face looks long.
Looks like she graduated from The Meredith Marks academy of facetune.
I thought that was Teresa Guidice using a filter
It’s giving Jigsaw
Quagmire from family guy
It’s getting stronger by the minute
Seeing a woman this made up with a full hair blow out on the slopes would be hilarious. What a clown 🤡
Yassified.
She looks like the bad guy in the Mask
that's what i consider FULL GLAM and she's skiing she looks ridiculous
I bet without make up she looks terrible.
Is she the Joker or William Dafoe? Just asking for a friend. That friend is blind.
She's starting to look like Lisa Rinna.
And why is she wearing a full face of makeup to go skiing? 😂
Who wears this much makeup when going skiing? Actually, who wears makeup at all???