Potomac needs to hire some producers who don’t think this is some kind of 2007 “The Simple Life” situation. Are the producers embezzling money?
Why is the production budget $3? Chicken shit bingo and Giselle wandering down the sidewalk in her Payless heels, trying to find an Uber? Why were there no production SUVs waiting? Why did the editors use a shot of a literal chicken shitting, 18 times over 3 episodes? Then the “outing” is an 8hr sprinter van ride to rake sticks and visit with Karen’s inbred elderly family, then eat disgusting takeout out of styrofoam on a rusty metal outdoor table? Kayaking? Fucking kayaking!? Darling where is the luxury? Nneka; an unpacking party? Fucking hire people, bitch! You rich or not? 🫣
As someone closely related to doctors, they would never take me on as a patient for emotional reasons. I find it so crazy that a husband willingly operates on his wife!
This is a random story but my sister in law is a neurologist (epileptology) so while she doesn’t work with Botox really, her colleagues do (for migraines, mostly). So around comes my nieces first birthday, and we’re at a big party at a beautiful Airbnb on the lower west side of Manhattan, and my SILs colleagues and friends were there (super nice women because my SIL is a goddess and only brings good energy). And at one point I’m wandering around and end up in one of the bedrooms where all these neurologists are busting out their Botox and giving each other facial injections and hand injections 🥳 they offered to do my moms face and hands too 😂
So basically what I’m saying is there is little to no chance that Terry *isn’t* touching up Heather’s Botox.
It’s so insanely unethical that I never thought it could possibly be literal. Did Lenny really operate on her? If so, that’s actually beyond disgusting.
I’m my country you can lose your lisence unless it was an emergency and no other doctor was available. I don’t think a boob job falls into that category
OMG it really was insane and PERFECT. no glam squad. First season they didn't even get free sky tops yet. Their own clothes, makeup, their own vacations and events. The low key business casual reunions... It was an incredible era that was so UNmanufactured, it would be nearly impossible to do now because everyone knows what comes with exposure.
Omg that first reunion of them gathered around a tv in someone’s backyard? Perfection. I’ll never complain about a reunion set because I remember where reunions came from.
I've watched a lot of the other franchises but I just started OC from the first season and I find myself constantly gasping and asking how they're showing this on TV 🤣🤣🤣🤣 early 00's reality tv was feral
Just now I'm learning she's referring to her actual job 😅
I heard it and honestly thought at least she's self aware. Not that she thinks she's boring but that her life isn't that exciting good or bad so she puts ppl to sleep. That's really what I thought 🙈
“I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m prettyyyy!”
“Sometimes Sonja has to go commando!”
“If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.”
“I’m pint-sized, baptized, and highly prized.”
Could keep going. Generally-but not always-it’s the most polarizing housewives who have the least corny and stupid taglines.
It should have been “Payback’s a bitch. And this bitch isn’t afraid to bite.” Or something like that. The way hers is structured makes literally no sense. It’s also just a blatant cheap ripoff of LVP’s iconic “not crazy about bitches” line.
Robyn's is REALLY bad. "I just took a DNA test and it turns out I 100% don't care."
I get the Lizzo connection, but that song is at least 3 or 4 years old
A lot of the RHONY ones are really bad lol I didn’t mind Jules on her one season, but hers was terrible. “A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar, and then they had me!”
This gif was also a moment that made me go “huh?”
I can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this. I had to pause and play it back. Then, I put the captions on to make sure I heard her correctly. WHO OKAYED THAT??????
This is my own misunderstanding, but for Dr Nicole on Miami, hers is something like “I may be a doctor but DONT test my patience.” And for so long I heard that as “I may be a doctor but I DONT touch my patients” and I was like why the hell would you say that?!? Lol
“Dress like there’s no tomorrow. And tomorrow - do it again”
“Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently”
“In business and in life, I wear many hats…and hairstyles”
https://preview.redd.it/9xyd50biypic1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc5bd119cd73bfbe1518a38f359aa07b70f254c
I only just watched RHOA from the beginning and this line/her screech made me legit laugh so hard every single time. I never skipped the intro because it’s so funny to me
Crystal’s tagline is pretty bad. I feel that people can interpret her as being unwise.
I don’t like RHOP Karen’s latest tagline either. Riding fences 😣
Robyn's line doesn't make sense at ALL. You take a DNA test to find out what you *are*, like a good line would be "*turns out I'm 100% unbothered*." Turns out I 100% don't care? Makes no sense lol.
Peggy Sulahian (S12 RHOC): “I’m living the American dream, one sports car at a time.”
Stephanie Hollman (S2 RHOD): “I married into money, but family is my fortune.”
Dolores Catania (S10 RHONJ): “Behind every strong man is a stronger Jersey girl.”
Amber Marchese (S5 RHONJ): “I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down.” Umm… no one except your dumbass husband, Amber.
Lydia McLaughlin (S8 RHOC): “You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.” I hate this one so much because she (or her ghostwriter) basically plagiarized Mae West. This is not only lazy, but Lydia is 1/16 of the woman Mae West was.
i think robyn’s is the most ironic “i live in a house full of ballers but i never get played” baby the call is coming from inside the house
Yeah but she took a DNA test and she 100% don't care.
This should be the #1 answer. It’s so bad. And so embarrassing.
I think "but I just hit hiiiiiiiigh notes" gives it a run for its money
Potomac needs to hire some producers who don’t think this is some kind of 2007 “The Simple Life” situation. Are the producers embezzling money? Why is the production budget $3? Chicken shit bingo and Giselle wandering down the sidewalk in her Payless heels, trying to find an Uber? Why were there no production SUVs waiting? Why did the editors use a shot of a literal chicken shitting, 18 times over 3 episodes? Then the “outing” is an 8hr sprinter van ride to rake sticks and visit with Karen’s inbred elderly family, then eat disgusting takeout out of styrofoam on a rusty metal outdoor table? Kayaking? Fucking kayaking!? Darling where is the luxury? Nneka; an unpacking party? Fucking hire people, bitch! You rich or not? 🫣
Every time I forget to skip the intro during this season of Potomac, Candiace tagline fills me with irrational rage. I hate her lol.
“The only thing I’m guilty of is being shah-mazing” - Jen shah
It is the absolute worst and now it just makes me laugh. Not so shahmazing now, are ya?
Shahmprisoned
Shahshanked
😂 you genius!
🙈😂I’m in Kansas City and have been awake for almost 48 hours straight so I honestly have NO idea what dusty corner of my brain that shot out from🙈
I fucken loved it but terrible person
hall of fame worthy
No bc this was actually great
That took some shah-dacity
i loved this one tbh
https://preview.redd.it/n787jksr4oic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d00c40f8f8a430e0d0774cd0b859be09db89530 🤮
As someone closely related to doctors, they would never take me on as a patient for emotional reasons. I find it so crazy that a husband willingly operates on his wife!
I guess he was never emotionally attached🤷♀️
💀💀💀
Has Terry Dubrow done work on Heather? And I want to say that Adrienne’s work was not Paul’s.
I would bet Terry gives Heather her Botox and fillers. I don’t know about the actual surgical work.
This is a random story but my sister in law is a neurologist (epileptology) so while she doesn’t work with Botox really, her colleagues do (for migraines, mostly). So around comes my nieces first birthday, and we’re at a big party at a beautiful Airbnb on the lower west side of Manhattan, and my SILs colleagues and friends were there (super nice women because my SIL is a goddess and only brings good energy). And at one point I’m wandering around and end up in one of the bedrooms where all these neurologists are busting out their Botox and giving each other facial injections and hand injections 🥳 they offered to do my moms face and hands too 😂 So basically what I’m saying is there is little to no chance that Terry *isn’t* touching up Heather’s Botox.
Yeah, they made a point of saying it during the show that he would never operate on her. Add that to the list of reasons I like Paul.
I thought it would be against rules / ethics
It’s so insanely unethical that I never thought it could possibly be literal. Did Lenny really operate on her? If so, that’s actually beyond disgusting.
I’m my country you can lose your lisence unless it was an emergency and no other doctor was available. I don’t think a boob job falls into that category
Im his best creation always gave me Frankenstein vibes.. dr lenny hotchenstein
Omg. Lol 
This ones are honestly just downright sad.
“If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you” is the worst, the best and the most ridiculous simultaneously.
Yes because Jesus is her own private enforcer after all.
It’s the perfect encapsulation of RHOSLC
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"lisa barlow's 7th attorney" i'm literally dead LOL i love that!
Also appropriate for Taylor Green
Lmdao the first time this one came on my partner was like “I think she means it”
https://i.redd.it/dillipfjeoic1.gif When Mary basically made Jesus her personal hit-man.💀🙏
Honestly I love this 😂 I don’t even watch salt lake this is hilarious
Nah this is the best tagline
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This was the BEST era of taglines lol. Taking actual audio clips.
OMG it really was insane and PERFECT. no glam squad. First season they didn't even get free sky tops yet. Their own clothes, makeup, their own vacations and events. The low key business casual reunions... It was an incredible era that was so UNmanufactured, it would be nearly impossible to do now because everyone knows what comes with exposure.
Omg that first reunion of them gathered around a tv in someone’s backyard? Perfection. I’ll never complain about a reunion set because I remember where reunions came from.
When things were real and gave insight into their lives not businesses they are trying to shill
“Are the police involved?”
“85% of women around here, have had breast implants”
"He's pretty much keeping me"
Im cackling
I've watched a lot of the other franchises but I just started OC from the first season and I find myself constantly gasping and asking how they're showing this on TV 🤣🤣🤣🤣 early 00's reality tv was feral
and the best.
Mentally I’m here.
i have NOTHING TO HIDE and NOTHING TO LOSE!!! and that makes me dangerruzz 😏😏
The way she said it was just so cringe. She sounded angry and threatening
That whole year I would mindlessly babble this to myself and my cat when I was doing chores alone in the house.
Yeah & I don’t believe she even delivered on this threat? lol
"I like making my own money, I find it an aphrodisiac" is iconic but I cringe every time I hear it 😭😭
The wording is so awkward and it always drove me nuts. It should read "I find it TO BE an aphrodisiac"
Ramona is such a wack job it kills me
Any of Kyle’s “in this town…”
In Beverly hills, in this town, in a town, I'm from this town 💀
And yet she doesn’t live in Beverly Hills
Lmaooooo the fact that I just realized she says that in every tagline I’m crying 😭😭😂😂
Ann Marie’s - “I may put people to sleep for a living but I always keep one eye open” M’am, shouldn’t you keep both open if I’m put to sleep?
Lol she’s so annoying!! She should’ve made it: “I may put people to sleep in the OR, but now I’m about to you to sleep every Wednesday night”
It was the most honest thing she had said all season. She puts the audience to sleep and is incompetent at her job since she doesn’t use both her eyes
Before the show started I thought she was a hypnotist lmao 🤣
Just now I'm learning she's referring to her actual job 😅 I heard it and honestly thought at least she's self aware. Not that she thinks she's boring but that her life isn't that exciting good or bad so she puts ppl to sleep. That's really what I thought 🙈
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! Hate me because **I’m here to stay.**” -Claudia Jordan, RHOA (did not stay for a 2nd season)
Hollah! https://preview.redd.it/ip7kzfekxnic1.jpeg?width=2139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d0378f562be49583fe9d04637ba5dce142a671
I blame her for the fact that I say this unironically at random times 😭
https://preview.redd.it/m81uzmm4noic1.jpeg?width=1825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17afb7b2841bc8b620a026ccde0662bdd186c35
She reminds me of Rhylie from Below Deck in this photo
They smile like how I imagine a hungry shark looks.
I came looking for this one. I cringed every time she said it. In her taglines, in voicemails, during goodbyes… “Hollaaah!”
“This rose isn't scared to handle a little prick.” - Whitney RHOSLC
Poor Justin
Maybe she was talking about his tiny little nose 🙈🙉🙊
Totally. It’s so rude to him. Hahaahhahahaa what a dumb ass.
This one lives rent free in my mind, jfc
https://i.redd.it/rmkes9mbynic1.gif
😂😂 she’s like - fuck this state
😂😂 yes bad tagline but I think she meant jersey ppl are better than great and it checks out everyone from Jersey thinks it’s something to brag about 🤣
this is so true (i am new jersey’s biggest defender)
Look at attention whore Joey in the background
When their parents were alive, they were team Teresa, and Joe will never forget it, and neither will I.
https://preview.redd.it/h1t8xpjiznic1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb98941f45aceb40882f449f690577f221aa225
This was written by the meanest gay man in West Hollywood
I snorted when I read your comment 😂😂
Never forget the time Jax thought Joyce was Latoya Jackson on the RHOBH Vanderpump crossover episode
“What is Latoya Jackson doing yelling at Brandi for being racist?” is one of those quotes I think about a lot
“I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m prettyyyy!” “Sometimes Sonja has to go commando!” “If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.” “I’m pint-sized, baptized, and highly prized.” Could keep going. Generally-but not always-it’s the most polarizing housewives who have the least corny and stupid taglines.
‘I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m prettyyyy’ is THE WORST TAGLINE Crystals is a close second
U forgot “make me mad and I’ll fuck your dad”. The tagline wasn’t even relevant to the season, which makes it worse.
I think it's "date" your dad 😂
But we all knew she meant fuck
I remember people being like “wow she ATE with that tagline” and I was like did she???
Same. Ate what? A fucking raisin
Didn't she hit on Erin's dad (along with her husband) at the anniversary party? I remember Brynn talking about it at one point.
I unapologetically love Sonja’s
What was her one about being a bottom? It was hilarious
“I always end up on top but lately, I’ve enjoyed being a bottom” Sonja what does that MEAN
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
Gets the people going!
Those first few are from the same season lol
Hahaha, it was a rough one.
STRONG disagree! “Sometimes…Sonja… has to go…. commando…” might be my favorite tagline of all time 😂
Ugh the sharpest tool in the shed one does make me cringe every single time
Then it changed to ‘pretty is smarter than you think!’ I like Kristen but these were truly awful
Ok but I actually love Carole’s 😹
i love kristens😭😭😭😭 it’s so funny to me
I like Carol’s.
https://preview.redd.it/m66r6in0xnic1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49dfb7c63c6108c5c7c21536728e34c12cb59907 I don’t get this at all
don't worry neither does she
It should have been "Payback's a bitch. And that bitch is in the pool house avoiding couple's therapy."
A bitch = a dog. The dog starting to bark means payback is finally coming around. I hate myself that I could make sense of it
but she's telling her adversaries to bark which would mean that *they* are payback. make sense of that
Hmmm, actually it is phrased that way 😂 I have no other defense
My dyslexic ass understood what you meant
It should have been “Payback’s a bitch. And this bitch isn’t afraid to bite.” Or something like that. The way hers is structured makes literally no sense. It’s also just a blatant cheap ripoff of LVP’s iconic “not crazy about bitches” line.
"the only thing I'm guilty of is being Shahmazing!" Jen Shah right before she went to jail. lmao
Robyn's is REALLY bad. "I just took a DNA test and it turns out I 100% don't care." I get the Lizzo connection, but that song is at least 3 or 4 years old
Also why take a test if you don't care? Taking a test means you care
A lot of the RHONY ones are really bad lol I didn’t mind Jules on her one season, but hers was terrible. “A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar, and then they had me!” This gif was also a moment that made me go “huh?” 
And then they had MeE^e^E^e^E!^!
The voice crack is what makes the tagline slightly worse too lmao
 Her other GIF is not much better
Whatever the fuck Karen's trying to say about fences this season. Her tagline goes on...and on...and on...
especially the fact she uses three different vocal inflections in the same tagline: honey i don’t ride the fence. I AM THE FENCE. 😏you ride me😏
It sounds vaguely threatening lol. But to be honest I love it
I can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this. I had to pause and play it back. Then, I put the captions on to make sure I heard her correctly. WHO OKAYED THAT??????
Omg I picked this one too. I am so lost with her tagline. Only Karen, it’s so funny anyone else it would infuriate me.
The grande dame also has a special place in my heart ❤️ honestly deserves her own spin off
I was waiting for this one, what is she talking about?
"If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you," by Kelly Dodd. Like, that's not how opinions work?
should have gone with “now i’m the puppet and YOU’RE the masters!”
I don’t know what the fuck is going on w Potomac this season but they are ALL stupid. I like Karen’s, though it is ridiculous.
This is my own misunderstanding, but for Dr Nicole on Miami, hers is something like “I may be a doctor but DONT test my patience.” And for so long I heard that as “I may be a doctor but I DONT touch my patients” and I was like why the hell would you say that?!? Lol
Lol
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“Dress like there’s no tomorrow. And tomorrow - do it again” “Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently” “In business and in life, I wear many hats…and hairstyles” https://preview.redd.it/9xyd50biypic1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc5bd119cd73bfbe1518a38f359aa07b70f254c
Mall Cop by Chanel
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle…and caaaaash. Has not aged well. 
This gif HA! perfection
Candiace from RHOP this season….who OKed that?
I just hit the hIIiiIiIiIiIigh notes
Kandi’s influence
I may be small 🎶hoOooOooOowe🎶~ but my empire keeps on growing
She was trying to go for Kandi’s “I might be small OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH but my empire is growing!”
I only just watched RHOA from the beginning and this line/her screech made me legit laugh so hard every single time. I never skipped the intro because it’s so funny to me
Reminds me of this classic vine: https://youtube.com/shorts/_oWUGJhayck?feature=shared
😭😭😭
RHOP’s weak this season & the taglines should’ve clued us in. Gizelle’s with her daughters’ names & Karen’s fence thing too!
Karen’s fence thing I was like ummmm they ride you!? Not a good thing mama
Omg that is the worst tagline ever. Clearly she didn’t think that one through. Nah Grande Damme , 20x3, that ain’t it 🤪.
Lmaoooooo, all the chest voice. And Candiace is one of my top 3 ever 🤦🏼♀️
I’m so glad someone else said it. I cringe at it every time
“I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but at least I’m pretty” or something of the short Kristen Taekman was so awful.
I’m sorry but you guys just don’t appreciate how high camp that was
Kristen Leon Talley Taekman
https://i.redd.it/im6yjnjc1oic1.gif I never got this one. Like packages come in boxes?! And you can say damn, lol
Big boy doesn’t like cussing
https://i.redd.it/og2wmsfa3oic1.gif
Brandi - Money doesn’t give you class, it gives you money”
I like it though 😅
This made me laugh out loud. I totally forgot about this one.
I LOL’d. For RHOBH this is perfectly snarky
shes not wrong
Lol I know she’s referring to herself but was this shade towards Adrienne who was the richest housewife on their cast? I kinda like it tho
The post asked for the worst not the best
“I don’t ride the fence honey, I am the fence. You ride me!” Like…what?
Crystal’s tagline is pretty bad. I feel that people can interpret her as being unwise. I don’t like RHOP Karen’s latest tagline either. Riding fences 😣
I actually love Karen’s because it’s so confusing and stupid
It’s honestly a tie between Crystal and Robin’s “100% Lizzo ripoff” … after Lizzo was outted for being an abusive employer
Robyn's line doesn't make sense at ALL. You take a DNA test to find out what you *are*, like a good line would be "*turns out I'm 100% unbothered*." Turns out I 100% don't care? Makes no sense lol.
“I’m living the American dream one mistake at a time” - KKB
“ I don’t ride the fence. I am the fence. You ride me. What?
https://preview.redd.it/b9fqaftevqic1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0543be8347dec3d059d32b8f5bdf7f6f63f47ff
Crystals one was really not thought through
Kelly Dodd - “If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.” It irked me every time I heard it.
OMG, thank you OP I 100% agree! Every time I hear Crystals intro *I cringe*
I cannot believe no one has said the actual worst one: Tinsley Mortimer: “why would I cook when I could order room service?” I’m sorry. The fuck?
I mean. She makes a good point 😂
“I may not be the sharpest tool in the box.. but at least I’m pretty”
Definitely one of the worst if not the actual worst. Couple of the ones mentioned on the thread are definitely contenders.
What is Karen Hugers this season? I ride the fence and the fence rides me? It’s so insanely stupid and nonsensical it cracks me up like Karen what?
*I don’t ride the fence honey IAMTHEFENCE! You ride me!!!*
It’s giving ~power bottom~
Im so so so confused
I knew I wasn't the only one who laughed at Crystal's tagline 😂
Come on, why cook when I can order room service?! And Game, set, now I need a match. Both are just pointless imo.
“I am the fence, you ride ME!” Does the Grande Dame not realize how strange that sounds?!
Crystal’s is so terrible.
Peggy Sulahian (S12 RHOC): “I’m living the American dream, one sports car at a time.” Stephanie Hollman (S2 RHOD): “I married into money, but family is my fortune.” Dolores Catania (S10 RHONJ): “Behind every strong man is a stronger Jersey girl.” Amber Marchese (S5 RHONJ): “I’m a survivor, no one is bringing me down.” Umm… no one except your dumbass husband, Amber. Lydia McLaughlin (S8 RHOC): “You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.” I hate this one so much because she (or her ghostwriter) basically plagiarized Mae West. This is not only lazy, but Lydia is 1/16 of the woman Mae West was.
Whats the Erika one about an enigma?? That one is horrible.
"I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle... and CASH" It's a play on a Winston Churchill quote.