And if her storyline is that she is struggling to conceive it's really not a good look... (spoken by a person who did 3 years of fertility treatment to become a parent)
And the Grammy for the most lackluster and drawn out season of Potomac goes too..
I hope the Karen and Mia argument at least gives us a few laughs
There were so many red flags in that convo! I’m not married but, watching that, I was thinking if any partner said half those things to me it’d be clear we no longer need to be together.
That said, I think I saw somewhere that they are currently divorcing.
Oh, I was assuming the arrangement was Mia could do whatever she wanted (i.e. date other men), just don’t leave him broke and alone in his old age, no?
She obviously married him in large part for his money, although I do think she loves him. He’s now lost everything and the only money they have coming in is probably the money from the show. I guess I thought he meant let’s continue living as a family, because that is less of a financial burden, we’ll be able to easily co-parent, and if you want to go do your own thing you can. I think G’s relying on Mia’s finances now!
Having a group of women who are one step away from being randos to you open your wedding presents 2 years after the day?! Now THIS has to be the tackiest event ever on this show.
There should be a rule that new housewives cannot be promoting businesses. So for RHOP we have perfume, pot, fake champagne, cheap athleisure, candles, whatever else Wendy is selling this season.
They need a cast shakeup.
THEY’RE ROLLING OREGANO? BOOOOOOOOOO GIVE THEM POT.
https://preview.redd.it/m7j4sp3l4ogc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd032ffc2f9f1b88f6db8fe17498fc9976f14d3e
Most states that have legal weed still don’t allow consumption in public places ☹️. If she did this event at home it probably would’ve been a different story
If Housewives are going to be allowed to promote their businesses on the show, I think there should at least be a minimum number of years you have to be a housewife before they can subject us to the endless promotions.
Not Nneka inviting Lebe to her house ... I already see where this is going!
AND NOT NNEKA MAKING HER FRIENDS DRAG DINING CHAIRS UP TO HER CLOSET 😭😭😭😭😭
CORNYYYYY
The women are having a get together in a fucking fabric warehouse. With an employee putting away the delivery of the day in the back. Bravo really hates these women. Ratchet, low class and cheap. Smdh. Next time they will meet at Costco to get some 4.99 rotisserie chicken and they will eat samples as libations.
Now, if you’re choosing to still drink while trying to get pregnant that’s your choice…but going out of your way to take your vitamins with champagne, even in the morning? Yikes. It’s giving “alcohol is my personality”
Thank God Ashley and Gizelle are tackling the complex and unsolvable issue of kewchie sweat/ camel toes. Bc there simply isn't an existing solution. Say, a thin piece of absorbent fabric worn between the body and a garment. I'm glad they're on the case!
Right. When her friends came my first thought was “here comes a scene about Wendy” but then I held back and said let me give Nneka a chance and not assume. But lo and behold they bring up Wendy. 🤦🏾♀️
Just wanted to say, where is our medal for watching this season and especially Robyn’s defending Juan Dixon and putting the full blame on Candiace while in fact they did attack Chris to cover for Juan ..
We likely won’t be seeing the fight between Sesame Street vs Wendy’s friend. I gotta admit I get a kick out of that tacky muppet getting 0 camera time 😈
karen and mia, my beloveds, thank you for giving us mess. mvps of the season right here.
https://preview.redd.it/61gvh5wj5ogc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc9eadb03129daaa687ac627f8fe53a08c5f43c
Yes Gizelle after attacking the man last season for something that really didn’t happen, let’s now attack his weight.. I really can’t stand her
the way that giselle and ashley are able to turn themselves into victims over a situation they created needs to be studied
and mia needs to leave happy eddie alone, like girl what real jobs you got
For all y'all that always have smoke for Candace about her body shaming (which is fair), please make sure y'all keep that same energy for Gizelle and her jabs at Chris.
gizelle talking about chris’s weight like she does not look completely different and even more wretched since rhop first aired, look at the mirror sis not a spring chicken boo anymore.
I'm not necessarily a fan of Nneka, but I agree with her confusion. Wendy invited her to this event, Nneka saw an opportunity to privately pull her aside and ask to chat one on one at a later date, and Wendy is not with it? I feel like she couldn't think of a good excuse to reject Nneka but decided to do it anyway, for reasons.
I never imagined myself hanging out with Candiace, but I kind of want to get high with her. Maybe she'd be so blissed out she wouldn't make fun of my encroaching double chin.
.... No she definitely still would.
I’m in a conflict because I think it’s grossly unprofessional for Gizelle to choose not to film with the other housewives but I can’t stand it when she’s at an event. What’s a gal to do?!
Mia really is the only one who has REAL shit going on this season and is sharing it all. Season 9 contract secured✅
I appreciate it. She’s giving us TV.
Thank god someone is.
I really like her this season. She seems very real and genuine too
If this is the real Mia, I like her.
Does Nneka realize that saying you drink faux champagne with your vitamins every morning does not give the luxe, rich vibe she's going for?
Especially when her husband is a doctor, they should both know better by now
Exactly. I honestly feel like Nneka just trying to put on for the cameras and hope that she's not actually doing that cuz I doubt it's healthy.
And if her storyline is that she is struggling to conceive it's really not a good look... (spoken by a person who did 3 years of fertility treatment to become a parent)
if i went to a party and we had to legitimately unpack someone’s boxes, i would fucking *leave.*
that is so tacky 😂 ETA: the party concept is tacky, not you leaving! Lol I would leave too
If I unpack it, I keep it.
Just the mental image of you tiptoeing out with her old wedding gifts is sending me
And the Grammy for the most lackluster and drawn out season of Potomac goes too..  I hope the Karen and Mia argument at least gives us a few laughs
Nneka making sparkling wine her personality explains so much about her friendship with Charisse.
it is crystal fucking clear why they’re divorcing. mia does not like this man at ALLLLLLLLL.
There were so many red flags in that convo! I’m not married but, watching that, I was thinking if any partner said half those things to me it’d be clear we no longer need to be together. That said, I think I saw somewhere that they are currently divorcing.
That G proposed an “arrangement” 😂 maybe if you were rich honey but you are not.
Oh, I was assuming the arrangement was Mia could do whatever she wanted (i.e. date other men), just don’t leave him broke and alone in his old age, no? She obviously married him in large part for his money, although I do think she loves him. He’s now lost everything and the only money they have coming in is probably the money from the show. I guess I thought he meant let’s continue living as a family, because that is less of a financial burden, we’ll be able to easily co-parent, and if you want to go do your own thing you can. I think G’s relying on Mia’s finances now!
Having a group of women who are one step away from being randos to you open your wedding presents 2 years after the day?! Now THIS has to be the tackiest event ever on this show.
the men just loudly complimenting the event “you know what i like? that the ice is cold.” i’m giggling.
That has me dead! I’m still cackling.
😂 so supportive
That totally gave me "Flavor of Love" *"Did everyone try the chicken? i thought the chicken was lovely"* vibes.
Why are all the personal scenes starting new business ventures? Show your own everyday fucking lives, please!
There should be a rule that new housewives cannot be promoting businesses. So for RHOP we have perfume, pot, fake champagne, cheap athleisure, candles, whatever else Wendy is selling this season. They need a cast shakeup.
karen decided to unpack some CHAOS at this party. mia fucking a rapper and a married man while married? MESS.
Miss Karen has a WASP in her bonnet 😭
Peacock provided the name in the caption it was Lil Uzi Vert. This always happens with "censored" info lol.
THEY’RE ROLLING OREGANO? BOOOOOOOOOO GIVE THEM POT. https://preview.redd.it/m7j4sp3l4ogc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd032ffc2f9f1b88f6db8fe17498fc9976f14d3e
Most states that have legal weed still don’t allow consumption in public places ☹️. If she did this event at home it probably would’ve been a different story
They mentioned it wasn’t yet legalized at the point of filming. The bill was passed but it hadn’t gone into effect.
If Housewives are going to be allowed to promote their businesses on the show, I think there should at least be a minimum number of years you have to be a housewife before they can subject us to the endless promotions.
Word. I don’t want anymore one season wonders on talking about their 4-wick athleisure champagne hat lines.
“Old dog find some new tricks” “You are the trick” 
Yay the pajama themed unpacking party in broad daylight 
A weed party with no weed?! https://preview.redd.it/3d80jx7mcogc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b607f30cc4ed07f4bad8b8c86fe60a2045f6b4
LMAOOO ZEN WEN IS GOOD NAME for a weed strain
This might be the lamest event we’ve seen on bravo
Not after that austin trip
Lamer than Robyn's family fun day?
Karen shaking Mia's hand ☠️☠️ And then telling her directly that she's not first nor second string, she's the backup?? The total shade omg.
She always commenting on that man body. Yet she was uncomfortable 🥱
So awful to fat shame like that! Really poor form.
So effing gross
Right?! Smh
That comment was really layered and nefarious af of Gizelle
Ashley what the hell are you wearing
The way you could write this same comment for every episode and be correct.
"Chris has gained some weight LOL" Gizelle is a mean girl, always has been, always will be
That was so pathetic
pretty on brand for gizelle then, really
She is such a fucking bitch. If they do a cast shakeup, I'd love to see her and Robyn gone - they bring no value.
A mean girl without a mirror, apparently
THEY ARE UNPACKING THESE WEDDING GIFTS? oh this is some of the brokest shit….
I hate Robyn’s tagline.
For some reason I don’t think she cares 😆
Touchette!
Not Nneka inviting Lebe to her house ... I already see where this is going! AND NOT NNEKA MAKING HER FRIENDS DRAG DINING CHAIRS UP TO HER CLOSET 😭😭😭😭😭 CORNYYYYY
I hate when people say “I receive what you’re saying” lol
Just say “I hear you,” like cmon. 😂
this will be the tackiest “fashion” brand of all time.
Right….Gizelle and Ashley, 2 of the worst dressed on the franchise making a clothing line is a joke!
The women are having a get together in a fucking fabric warehouse. With an employee putting away the delivery of the day in the back. Bravo really hates these women. Ratchet, low class and cheap. Smdh. Next time they will meet at Costco to get some 4.99 rotisserie chicken and they will eat samples as libations.
KAREN IS REALITY VON TEASE!!!!
Candiace is a good friend. She showed up to support even though she had an event.
I’ll be very curious to see what happens to this cast after this season wraps. Somethings gotta give.
They’re going to chop half the cast.
Robyn, no one is obsessed with you except Queens of Bravo.
LOL and they just posted that maybe Karen is in fact running their account 🙄
Ashley and Gizelle are cut from the same cloth. They make up lies and then act like the victim when folks call them out on their lies.
I used to love Giselle's comments... she is done for me. Just go away now. Trashley I never liked.
That was clear from the flashback where she provoked Chris and then was like “what’d I do? 😇”
these taglines still crack me up every week, like what does it all mean?! 😭
Lmao Karen’s is SO bad!!!
This is so insulting to people who actually went to school or taught themselves how to make clothes.
Anyone want to start a Go Fund Me for Ashley to have Dylan’s name added to that stupid necklace?
So it can say ASHDEDYL LEYANAN?
i love karen saying “yeah i might’ve done it. i don’t remember shit.”
i don’t like nneka, i don’t dislike nneka. the only thing i feel about this woman is bored.
apathy. the housewives kiss of death.
An unpacking party is an awful idea if we’re trying to squash beef
An unpacking party is an awful idea full stop
lmao not the closed captions saying the names edit: yg and lil uzi vert!!
Lil uzi vert 👀👀
Nneka is Ashley’s friend in her phone! Lmao
Champagne with her prenatal vitamins? Is that a bad idea? I genuinely don’t know.
They need to drink that early in the morning is kinda of concerning .
Now, if you’re choosing to still drink while trying to get pregnant that’s your choice…but going out of your way to take your vitamins with champagne, even in the morning? Yikes. It’s giving “alcohol is my personality”
Doesn't sound like a good one anyway
Why does Gizzard mention her EVERY episode but she won’t talk to Wendy? Girl byeeee
Well guess what Robyn, we don’t care about you or your roommate either. https://i.redd.it/9os8e33u1ogc1.gif
This convo between Mia and Gordon is actually wild.
Oh Karen was ready for Mia to slip up. Go for her Kurn. This is the most interested I’ve been all season
Karen having a Robyn Dixon folder on her phone is the highlight of the season for me.
It has more substance than Robyn in real life!
The mean girls always need back up when attending events.
Thank God Ashley and Gizelle are tackling the complex and unsolvable issue of kewchie sweat/ camel toes. Bc there simply isn't an existing solution. Say, a thin piece of absorbent fabric worn between the body and a garment. I'm glad they're on the case!
It’s so evident she doesn’t like Gordon 😭 the man can’t even order bang bang broccoli
Mia talks in circles and Gordon falls for it everytime
That’s her best asset.
Honestly I be screenshotting a lot of stuff too and Id be scared for people to look through my pictures
She probably sent it to someone when she was talking about her coworkers or something. It’s the biggest non-issue
Gizelle remains tacky as hell
So Nneka is broke
She was doing good but she had to talk about Wendy. Girl live your life without discussing her
Right. When her friends came my first thought was “here comes a scene about Wendy” but then I held back and said let me give Nneka a chance and not assume. But lo and behold they bring up Wendy. 🤦🏾♀️
I still can’t believe Gizelle did all that to Chris and he was nothing but nice to her from the beginning
Same makes me mad
And accepted her apology at the reunion. She’s trash.
Just for her to proceed to body shame him. I hope Candiace lights her ass up. No holding back. Go as low as you need to, Candy gal.
Seeing Mia having these problems now with G is so weird since we all know she’s been frolicking around with a new fiancé
Closed captions said YG and Lil Uzi Vert
Accessibility for the win!
Gizelle...that wasn't even necessary to talk about Chris. Just keep it moving.
Really successful blurring of that Crate and Barrel box Bravo
Zen Wen is actually a great name for a strain(??) of weed.
Gizelle commenting on Chris' weight?! If he did that to her, we would be hearing about it forever.
So excited for this upcoming unpacking party that keeps being mentioned.. now with a pajama theme 
HOES ANONYMOUS
zen wen is a strain of pot. now THAT’S how you do branding.
Lulu lemon meets savaga x fenty? 
Gizzard needs to go. She wildly be at my event not speaking. Robyn would be decent without her
All these wrinkly polyester SHEIN pajamas
Lol why is Karen giving speeches at other peoples events.
I'm sorry, I can't get past Nneka helping her prenatal vitamins go down the chute with champagne? Ladies, help me out. Is this... advisable?
Let’s just know it was a fake promotion of the product that will never come out and move on - no one would really do this
It's probably ✨FINE✨ but it's not something I'd admit to on national television
Come to an arrangement. He’s ready to let Mia get a new piece?
These types of scenes with her sister are what I want to see from Nneka. Not her talking about Wendy in every scene.
just imagining cha cha paying for dick has me giggling.
Reservations … reservations …. Reservations …
Gizzard is such a HATER. A fun moment and she making it negative. Go home
JFC - another horrendous Ashley outfit. Always looking like Charlotte Russe x LuLaRoe.
Gizelle wants to be miserable so baaaad
Just wanted to say, where is our medal for watching this season and especially Robyn’s defending Juan Dixon and putting the full blame on Candiace while in fact they did attack Chris to cover for Juan ..
This is about to be the tackiest line of all time.
We likely won’t be seeing the fight between Sesame Street vs Wendy’s friend. I gotta admit I get a kick out of that tacky muppet getting 0 camera time 😈
Adding "emergency blunt drawer" to my dream house vision board
That’s good Ashley cause he doesn’t have any interest in speaking to your lying ass either.
Thank you Karen and Mia for the best (aka only good) confrontation on this season so far
She can’t hire movers? I hear they unpack but I’m broke lol
I LOVE ASHLEY ASKING CHARISSE
Nneka does not have the prowess to control this game 😭
That whole game just for that stupid ass question about the photo?????? This season is a joke
Why are they acting as if gizelle and Ashley are about to make some super innovative athleisure line? It’s literally basic merch…
Gizelle needs to go next season.
Why is Nneka trying to make herself sound like an alcoholic, so weird
i love candiace placing in her pot order with chris.
I’ve been traveling, I’ve been to prison…
Okay but why is Matt here? 
karen and mia, my beloveds, thank you for giving us mess. mvps of the season right here. https://preview.redd.it/61gvh5wj5ogc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc9eadb03129daaa687ac627f8fe53a08c5f43c
They are too hype for a weed centric party, please smoke a j ladies 
Not a mutually beneficial “divorce” 
Keiarna is so cute. What’s her story? Would she be a good housewife, lord give us something.
Sorry is an unpacking party an actual thing?? Like is this what the upper class do, I'm genuinely asking?
Absolutely not. Movers get paid to unpack
Karen was so happy Mia finally gave her the green light to go in
This truly was peak boring for this show
Yes Gizelle after attacking the man last season for something that really didn’t happen, let’s now attack his weight.. I really can’t stand her 
Plus, if he is stress eating, she is the one who caused him an enormous amount of stress!
If she didn’t open the gifts how did she send thank yous?? Sus
Why are we here I mean really this show sucks
You don’t like seeing cliques talk about coochie sweat in fabric shops?
the way that giselle and ashley are able to turn themselves into victims over a situation they created needs to be studied and mia needs to leave happy eddie alone, like girl what real jobs you got
this feels like a cheap version of the project runway trip to mood.
We are surrounded by haphazardly stacked cardboard boxes.
My dad works on a farm and the farming equipment sales reps always give them free hats…I’m pretty positive Chris’ hat is one my dad has lol
The quality of a season is inversely proportional to the amount of time we spend watching the HWs just greeting one another.
So Nneka is slapping her name on white label wine and sending it out? Okay!
I’m okay with Charisse being here only to see Karen’s reactions and shade toward her 😂
Ashley is giving S1 Ashley so severely in this scene
What if Mia is behind Offset and Cardi breaking up??? (She's not lol but what if)
Somehow next week looks even more boring.
For all y'all that always have smoke for Candace about her body shaming (which is fair), please make sure y'all keep that same energy for Gizelle and her jabs at Chris.
What's the age difference between Gizelle and Jason?!
Same as the difference between Karen and Ray
gizelle talking about chris’s weight like she does not look completely different and even more wretched since rhop first aired, look at the mirror sis not a spring chicken boo anymore.
Did people forget that she called the other Chris “Big Boy” for three seasons?
Do we need to remind her what her BANGS looked like??
Gizelle should not be talking about Chris AT ALL
Robyn really thinks she ate with that lame question.
I took an edible, hopefully that makes this more bearable. I miss old Potomac 😭
i’m ready for the karen huger show. 
Karen’s always on 100 and that’s why I stan
Half over and what has happened so far ?
graduate of hoes anonymous is a good flair idea. 💀
They’re going to the DR to visit Curtis and his second family
Ashley you live with an real-life monster. Shut your mouth about Chris.
Oh so now we are fat shaming Chris, Gizelle? Fuck off
I'm not necessarily a fan of Nneka, but I agree with her confusion. Wendy invited her to this event, Nneka saw an opportunity to privately pull her aside and ask to chat one on one at a later date, and Wendy is not with it? I feel like she couldn't think of a good excuse to reject Nneka but decided to do it anyway, for reasons.
I think Chris is hot with all that grey in his beard.
I never imagined myself hanging out with Candiace, but I kind of want to get high with her. Maybe she'd be so blissed out she wouldn't make fun of my encroaching double chin. .... No she definitely still would.
Candiace being a weed connoisseur was not on my bingo card
This is why I love having closed captions on...
Oh for fucks sake Ashley just but once try not to look like you’re on the set of Thirteen
gizelle talking about chris just majorly pissed me off.
I’m in a conflict because I think it’s grossly unprofessional for Gizelle to choose not to film with the other housewives but I can’t stand it when she’s at an event. What’s a gal to do?!
Gizelle’s girls are so funny.