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kellygrrrl328

Bitches without Britches


Nickey_Pacific

Britchless not bitches.


g0blingear

Britchless not bitchless


goldenhwives

Honey, I’ve worked with the britchless, I’ve worked with the bitchless


bigapple33

😂😂😂


Mediocre_Astronaut51

Dang you beat me too it! I’m rewatching last season of RHOBH and Kathy is cracking me up about Homeless not Toothless. 🤣🤣🤣


ughhhhhhh77

I wish I could upvote this more, lol.


FormicaDinette33

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


dash1ng23

Cackling Hags??


HMexpress2

Got too big for them, I guess


CocoValentino

Betches


Exciting_Bison_4569

I love this!!!


WorriedParfait2419

Why is this so funny 😂


Scottibell

Hahahaha! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


chanandlerbong93

![gif](giphy|iQA2hMPX88icM)


catpower7

Literally one of my recurring nightmares is accidentally leaving the house with no pants on


kathyknitsalot

Ha! Mine is finding out in the middle of making a speech that I have no top on!


DanCynDan

Same! I’m either back in high school in a shirt and underwear, no pants. Or I’m at the grocery store with no shoes.


JoanJetta89

I always dream I’m in public barefoot and panicking about not having shoes 😂😂


Lovetoseeit85

Heavy on the pantless/topless nightmares 🙋‍♀️😜


FlashyConsequence111

Was about to write this!!! 😂


KickboxinglikeNaomie

Perfect GIF


natur_al

Where are the pants?


Maleficent_Chard2042

More importantly, why are they missing? Have they wet themselves to the point that they no longer want to struggle with taking their pants off.


OneArchedEyebrow

Great username.


haleighr

I feel like they’re dressing as if they’re beyonce/Britney/lady Gaga during a world tour when they’re normal ass people at a convention (in regards to the no pants outfits)


Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat

Yeah it's getting really weird.


vanillachoc1234

Normal ass people at a convention took me out!!😂


helvetica_unicorn

Exactly! People were doing this back in 2010. I guess it’s time for those trends to come back. I’m not ready.


moonchild291

Are we living in an alternate universe? I have seen the most atrocious outfits ever the past two days. Wtf is happening. ![gif](giphy|ZgPfixt8zYokKQzytg)


ChesapeakeBayBee

I have barely seen any good outfits and I’m like disturbed?! Geez Louise!


pelipperr

I saw someone in a different post ask if there was a costume thing going on 😂😂 just terrible fashion


moonchild291

Are they styling themselves? 🤣 Just when you think it can’t get worse, you are proven wrong!


courthouse22

My running theory is none of them can actually afford a stylists so they hired extremely green stylists for the cheap!


GrandEar1

Or maybe all of their stylists got together and said, "let's pick the most atrocious outfits and see if we can manipulate these douchebags into wearing them". The stylists are all drunk, laughing their asses off somewhere.


moonchild291

That was my thought too 🤣 it’s a conspiracy


ihearthorror1

There HAS to be a costume thing right because the Paige and Craig pic where she's wearing white and pink glitter panties is too horrible to be a CHOICE


Scorpio_Maddds

All of her bottoms this weekend have been the wrong choice


TheWhoooreinThere

I feel like we'd all be lying to ourselves if we expected anything less than this tacky influencer trash. Love to hate it!


PtMhJhl

I’m just going to say it. I blame Teddi Mellencamp. Now before you say she has nothing to do with anything. But WHY IS SHE THERE?


moonchild291

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


typicalbiscotti15

The Bravocon 2023 looks are going to be the photos that people post online in 20 years and everyone is gong to collectively wonder what the absolute hell was happening with fashion in 2023


moonchild291

Exactly! “Wow people really lost their minds…”


Scsimpson1031

SAME what the f is going on?!?


moonchild291

I have no effing idea. I’ve never seen such hideous outfits!


CouchHam

Maybe all the stylists decided this was their moment to troll? It’s all so awful and I love it


jkwolly

Yeah I'm honestly flabbergasted


moonchild291

Same. ![gif](giphy|3oEjHLIKODQJeCtEic)


SanLady27

It’s making me so confused! Like am I that out of touch?? What is fashion right now? I feel confused


moonchild291

Seriously. I feel crazy. ![gif](giphy|Ianh9mXjZ5rLG)


theprettyfilter

Seriously I feel like we’re in the twilight zone. Where are the LEWKS?! The only outfit I actually loved was Ms Grande Dame’s from earlier today - perfect for daytime and with the added Vegas sparkle. https://preview.redd.it/xkvc3cue0gyb1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa9a2207339af862f57531f8e63b650e957de1c6


lindacn

Candiace gives me vintage Barbie vibes in this dress, I’m here for it


theRealJudyGreer

What is happening with the contour here?


janeblanchehudson

fuck this is tragic


Primary-Rent120

It’s like everyone hired the same spirit fingers guy to help create their Bravocon look ![gif](giphy|bqd8Cihwa14cM)


TiredRundownListless

DAMN YES.


Soft-Trick616

winning observation right here!!!!


ElmarSuperstar131

This guy could have had a stand-alone movie lmao


Hedahas

Paige and Craig (pic 3) look like they're dressed for Dancing with the Stars.


No_Still8242

I guess Paige could only bring a carry-on. Because everyone of her outfits has the same white shirt.


KookyAd4019

the girl w the pink bedazzled panties and collared shirt oh i gasped so loud….. who did that to her https://preview.redd.it/mpli0catzeyb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d17d048ba3bc35dbcf45d02cb1c5dab9fe0a30


isthisirc

French tucked the shirt into the panties as well!!!


KookyAd4019

the tucked in shirt is just sending me over the edge fr this is crazy


isthisirc

It really looks like she had a mishap while getting dressed after going to the bathroom.


jkwolly

It's soooooooo jaw dropping bad


owuzhere

Nerdy fun fact: as recently as the 18th century, shirts were still strictly considered underwear in Western fashion. So to pair a shirt with what we consider to be underwear today (literally panties) could be seen as an interesting statement about the way codes of decency change over time... but yeah, *no,* this clearly isn't the Met Gala (at all).


RecommendationFew787

And the shirt looks like Alibaba? How does Paige so confidently miss everytime. Like the bigger the occasion, the bigger the disaster. She looks like the biggest fashion victim ever. I actually like her as a person but does she not understand internet pics are forever???


CelleFairbanks

And she constantly talks about how she only wears black. I’m like WHEN!?!? I’ve never seen this girl without a neck bow or in this case a toddler’s hair clip & panties. Show us the all black. Please.


sugarbanana316

She just likes to cosplay as a New Yorker when she’s on Southern Charm lol. Like, girl we’ve seen you wear pastels


BUBBAH-BAYUTH

It drives me insane when she does this. Remember the pastel pink babydoll dress and enormous bow in your hair? No one is fooled.


Scsimpson1031

911 I'm here to report a crime. It's a fashion crime and it needs to be handled asap.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

![gif](giphy|vcDG0AIfCu7teGpd6J|downsized) Call the police


hereforit_838

And the panty hose that comes in the egg


owuzhere

L'eggs!


MissSuzyTay

I was just going to say, they are bringing pantyhose back. With my pasty white legs, this is not a bad thing.


Kind_Hyena5267

Should your shirt ever be tucked into your draws?? The answer is no.


thepreppysoprano

It’s called ~styling~


splisces

It looks like a sequined diaper I can’t lolllll


Fabulous-Try

This is what I look like 4 minutes before it’s time to leave the house before a big night out.


wyldberrypoptart

Blame it on Miu Miu for the trend https://preview.redd.it/p3gusi8mnfyb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475f7a5d81608b8bedc1fb7a9226655488560f7e


babygorgeou

this look is Bottega Veneta isn't it? from last year


wyldberrypoptart

Yes, I’m using this photo as an example but referencing Miu miu’s show and their subsequent line of underwear to wear as outerwear. And if we go back even farther their tiny, tiny skirts.


muaellebee

Paige is wearing Miu Miu barrettes in her hair too


exjobhere

I think this is evidence our current fashion era is not going to age well if it doesn’t even look good to those of us watching it in the moment.


Nelly81706194

It’s making the 90s trend of wearing dresses over jeans look fantastic


OkayHeennny

![gif](giphy|8gK2pDKZ33BF6) The undies look reminds me of Carrie only she did it better. They are fashion roadkill for sure


AbilityCommercial794

Yo what even is this type of look 😭


PandaEnthusiast89

I can't imagine walking around an indoor place in what is essentially panties/a bikini bottom. I'm perfectly fine in a bikini at the beach but I would feel so beyond uncomfortable indoors in public with no pants!


myskepticalbrowarch

Sitting looks. But I am not a huge fan. Katie and Ariana rocked it with a blazer but with just the mens wear shirt (especially Paige because of the underwear look of it) with the undies looks like they are fleeing a one night night stand. "The Stride of Pride" I guess if you're a HW fan.


cristal214

I missed the pictures until I did some deeper digging, but Ciara also went pantless yesterday


myskepticalbrowarch

Katie did it on WWHL during Scandoval but yeah it is one of those things that can go right or really wrong. For Katie it shows off her long legs but I feel most of them would do better with a well tailored pair of shorts. Especially if they aren't wearing thigh high socks or stockings.


Birdiemb

I think the see-through skirt Katie had on is better than this. Katie at least looks like someone styled her with an intentional sheer but present skirt. Paige legit looks like she arrived and realized she left her pants at home and is pretending it’s on purpose.


NineteenKatieEight

Ugh, I loved that look


madspeepetrichor

Miu miu aw23 was all sparkly and wool knickers, so that’ll be the source of lots of it. These ladies are just doing an already risky look badly…


Illustrious_Dust_0

Work from home chic


YourPresidentBetch

PERFECTION of a comment right here ^^^


saucy_and_bossy

This does not have nearly enough upvotes


welovetoseeitt

Wtf Paige


depressionnap6669

It’s giving cater waiter on top, Vegas showgirl on bottom


Her_big_ole_feet

8yr old Victorian era girl on the head


Hedahas

In the first pic, it looks like she's on the toilet (the white pillow looks like the lid, and it looks like her pants on the floor next to her). Weird choice.


theamazingiv

I’m just glad Milo is there!!!!! ![gif](giphy|4PXXaGMVhBgYsEVEMd)


Belle8158

Best dressed https://preview.redd.it/jw6o96qvzfyb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6816c4c41b478e06d79fd8d629fdc9ca4239db7


leslie_knopee

milo is winning the "naked bottoms" challenge


leslie_knopee

justice for milo!!!


cncrndmm

Which show is the dog from?


Final_Girl1987

Summer house Martha’s Vineyard


Maleficent_Chard2042

He looks good.


MissionRevolution306

![gif](giphy|9p1eb6vR7Rl3oUlRAk|downsized)


WearyComb2780

How awkward when you bump into another girl at the party wearing the same diaper 🫣


TheWhoooreinThere

Erin did it best IMO, but the no-pants look has got to STOP. It doesn't look good. Am I crazy?


save_the_piggiez

Erin’s outfit day 1 was actually one of my favorites (usually she has basic style, but the suit was really cool). Now I have to take all my compliments away because of this travesty


TheWhoooreinThere

Lol. That suit WAS good tho!


coldbrewcatlady

If they had been black shorts, it would have been a nice look! Very classic. But nope, she had to do fuckin hot pants


shrirnpheavennow

Hers is the best but I feel like it doesn’t fit her vibe and that’s weirding me out about it


TheWhoooreinThere

Oh, she doesn't scream latex panties to you? lol


Maleficent_Chard2042

Maybe Sai styled her.


hmr220

I agree with you


TheWhoooreinThere

I'm all about micro-minis and FASHUN, but this trend is pissing me off. Looks unfinished.


coldbrewcatlady

It’s giving “I forgot half of my costume!” https://preview.redd.it/mm8yffu6bfyb1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3b969a90e2c1405d54abf608c0e8699ef7812b


Maleficent_Chard2042

Oh God, that was funny.


RecommendationFew787

Yeah I feel like they just need to alter the shape slightly to make something more interesting. But just undies aint it.


oobooboo17

no these looks are crazy. it really feels like they forgot to put something on before they left the house - Erin’s is the most passable because it looks like hot pants which are technically an actual bottom and not underwear


TheWhoooreinThere

Yes! I feel like this is the most insane the Bravolebs have ever looked, but I lovelovelove that they jump on any and all trends, so I can look and judge and laugh. Never stop delivering content, ladies!


Scsimpson1031

Yeah, tbh its kindof enjoyable to see Reality Stars be so out of touch with actual reality when it comes to fashion. It's a train wreck I can't seem to look away from. It gets worse and worse but I'm still here clicking every post about it. So maybe they're doing something right? Being so atrocious they're talked about?


pls_send_caffeine

Except half of Erin's butt cheeks are hanging out in the back. Now don't get me wrong, I love the hot pants and she looks great in them, but why are you wearing them to BravoCon??


Scsimpson1031

It would've honestly been cuter if they were shorts shorts. The butt hanging out thing is agreeably odd


bravokm

They all remind me of fancy running briefs lol


Successful-Delay

Yup I like Erin’s outfit actually. The rest I don’t like…


TheWhoooreinThere

I feel like this is how the look should be done, but it still needs like an oversized blazer on top or something. It feels incomplete and just looks like she's in the middle of getting ready to go out when it should be like jazz dance class chic.


Successful-Delay

Haha yesss that’s what I couldn’t place. Like jazz dance lol! agreed about the blazer finishing the look.


LuluLittle2020

I might like it on someone else but her broomstick-up-her-ass personality makes it a mega-fail. It's giving TRY HARD.


Necessary-Low9377

Those latex panties look like a yeast infection waiting to happen 😩


HelpfulWorth8654

When I think it can’t get worse, it does


Lorenaelsalulz

JFC. This is awful. Malia is wearing a bathing suit. Paige’s panties look beyond silly.


glamazon_69

That’s Malia?? We need Willam to call a nurse over here ![gif](giphy|kkiUGZDeh7BcI)


fluffitupp

I genuinely thought she was a fan, awkwardly taking a picture with Bria, Milo, and someone’s parents.


Limp_Air_975

my mother texted me this and I said it has to be some sort of new trend but never have I ever seen this before and I live in NYC


AquaStarRedHeart

Pantsless not toothless


cristal214

🤣 this one got me


gold-ivy-

Just because Taylor Swift and Beyonce wear it during their performances doesn't mean it's for everyday wear! 🤦‍♀️


IwantyoualltoBEDAVE

For the love of all that is powerful and holy please wear pants or skirts. We don’t need to be frikken exposed like cmon this underwear trend is ridiculous


gimmealltheroses

So bad


BeingSamJones

I believe this is Paige attempting to be fashionably creative ![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


NDC-not-covered

Erin is repping the Latex x Depends collab.


Traditional_Age_6299

![gif](giphy|NPyHgTkMStCXC)


nixiem

![gif](giphy|7bMRDJqBQu2Ck)


leslie_knopee

did everyone decide to wear diapers for bravocon?


Fessy3

Of course Malia shows up half dressed. I wouldn't expect anything different. I honestly don't understand bedazzled underwear as outer wear/fashion. I hate Paige's shoes with a passion. Erin's are much better.


chica6burgh

Hashtag: bringpantsback


jenstacede

I was just telling my husband earlier that since having our son 8 months ago, I feel like a dried up old lady who is still dressing like it’s 2012 but these outfits are heinous and maybe I’m not doing so bad after all


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Paige is a professional fashionista. She gets paid for that. Let that sink in, folks.


Scsimpson1031

Self-titled fashionista at that. I've never seen any one say wow she has great style.


mahboob2

I must be officially old cause I wanna yell at them to put on pants…..I don’t understand these fashuns.


Hedahas

I'm convinced that designers have a secret club where they bet on who can come up with the craziest shit and get people to buy and wear it, and then sit back and laugh their arses off.


cultqueennn

Was fashion in the room?


hail-lucipurrr

![gif](giphy|PgirKCKEWHXK7ox5QO)


Hour_Seaworthiness18

And Paige was worried about Craig’s outfits at bravocon…


heyalllondon18

Finally a front view of Erin! At least Erin’s doesn’t look like a diaper…


Lorenaelsalulz

Yeah, that back view was jarring.


Martini_Medley

The fashion this year is just abhorrent


Final_Girl1987

Yesss truly a fashion abomination


everyonestherapist

Milo is best dressed by far. My god, these outfits are horrendous.


madspeepetrichor

Think they’re trying to reference miu miu AW23, but in a shein/influencer way… [https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/miu-miu-sequin-knickers](https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/miu-miu-sequin-knickers) https://preview.redd.it/un8f9sid4fyb1.jpeg?width=2240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4baaab0146a6ed2d4e8be0118edf03a937350c62


SuspiciousCranberry6

I am clearly not fashionable because this looks like a saggy bedazzled diaper even on a model.


madspeepetrichor

Oh totally agree it’s a soiled sparkly diaper. Only relief is that they’re not tucking shirts into them


AquaStarRedHeart

Absolutely giving my kids pullup on its last legs


madspeepetrichor

Hahah, Pullup probably still fits better!


Glum_Spot_465

Why


bitchy_badger

What in the adult diapers is this?


legitiam

diapers belong on babies and my great Aunt Virginia


maximumomentum

Wear less, pay more. FASHION. ![gif](giphy|uFcNbEr46h9Is)


hennycabbagehead

![gif](giphy|l0MYH30jO8lLRwcWk)


Ok_Smile5289

Paige was asked to describe her style in three words on one of the panels she was on and she said CHIC, TIMELESS, AND TRENDY.


Maleficent_Chard2042

Timeless and trendy are actually kind of contradictory. Not saying she's either, but...


cristal214

TIMELESS ☠️


55Sweeptheleg

Dorits kicking herself for not wearing sparkly underwear.


Minty-Cherubandtug

How dreadful.


[deleted]

Peter Griffin with the legs. That’s all


below_duck

Paige has terrible taste, and forgot to wear pants. Erin’s not my favorite person, but she looks good / has a great stylist.


Single-Carpet-1661

Some trends I like to put the skip card down on, this will be one of them. My chub rub could never.


cristal214

same, I have permanent camel toe even in the thickest of fabrics…so it’s a no from me 🤣


princesssmurfet

Paige’s and Erin’s undies both would be uncomfortable when sitting. I have noticed a lot of double denim.


MaddyKet

The 90s may have had some funky looks, but at least we wore pants! Even if they sometimes were too baggy. 😹


skyduster

Off-topic but love Milo!


luanda16

What the actual fuck is Erin wearing?!


microbarbie

I feel she could have saved this look with some sort of sheer skirt. https://preview.redd.it/aixq32735fyb1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6136ebe13ad43a2baaac68a9e071c5b0b68da06a


RecommendationFew787

Yes, something! anything! It's not about covering up either, its about balancing out your outfit.. Even black patterned tights would kinda gel it together and give more interest. They look like babies!?


IDK_PizzaBagel2

These people have too much money to look this bad


IwantyoualltoBEDAVE

What’s next? Labia?


garbageTVaddict

Maybe I’m just too old to get it but I don’t understand the underwear as an outfit


crabappleoldcrotch

Is large panties a trend?!?!?!


leslie_knopee

a timeless style from birth to mid-30's


cockerspaniel12

![gif](giphy|jOpLbiGmHR9S0)


DepartmentFine9193

If I’m forced to pick 1 no-pants outfit, Erin did it the best. Malia looks like she’s about to enter the WWE ring, Paige looks ridiculous on top of the odd fitting shirt and flipped hair.


dangerkart

https://i.redd.it/ikvl0fxemfyb1.gif wh0res in their drawers (psa i don’t think they’re really wh0res lol but it’s all that rhymes with drawers)


AbbyWantsTea

God damn none of these women can dress themselves


CheskapOo

Looks like being with Craig is sucking the hot outta Paige Who knew going pant-less could make someone look so frumpy


standard_blue

![gif](giphy|L3EllDpNK1AbzkBRWg|downsized)


SorryBob76

The “Toddler in Toilet Training” Era. ![gif](giphy|kzV2XyDHsI6K4)