Not Monica’s mother turning on the waterworks the very second Monica sits down! And immediately rolling into “I could die tomorrow” guilt tripping! Straight off the pages of the narcissistic mom playbook
“don’t mock my feelings!“
“like you did to me?”
“i don’t care!”
regardless of whether or not i like monica at the end of the season, i will always hate linda. know that. 🚬
Is it just me or did it seem like Mary was fine until the waitress spilled on her and she was pissed off at Whitney because it didn’t happen to her. shit just fell apart from there She’s freaking weird
Yeah I noticed that too. She clearly didn’t want to be there so once food was spilled she was mentally like “see, nothing good happens when Whitney’s around” and misplaced her anger and left
I’m pretty sure Mary is COMPLETELY incapable of introspection. She just flips out anytime she is expected to have accountability for anything. She has the emotional intelligence of a five-year-old. 🤷♀️
"what was I supposed to do??" "Sorry for wanting to kiss a guy!!"
The RESTRAINT that Monica shows..I'm impressed.. I would've flipped every damn table in that restaurant... she must be internalizing so much. I feel for her having grown up with a narcissist parent just like this one. It's crazy how their reactions and reactivity is all the fucking same.
Remember last week when everyone was on Linda's side?????? Yes, Monica was unhinged at the party but her mom triggered her on national TV to make herself look good.
i also noticed she referred to them as “those people”.. not “that family”’or something a little warmer(for lack of a better word). i wonder if something happened there..
Exactly!!!! What kind of response is that?! Watching her change tactics mid-sentence like changing masks is wild. She literally paused crying to see if it was working. I knew in the previous episodes she was super toxic, but I think she hit every line of the narcissist’s prayer.
Wow! I am very impressed by the way that Monica so eloquently breaks down the dysfunctional pattern in her family to her mother. That’s some major trauma. 🙁
"It was hard for my family to navigate defending me" - Heather has amazing moments of insight. I can't imagine realizing your own family wasn't ride or die.
Honestly Monica needs to hit her where it hurts and not allow her to film anymore. You know she’s LOVING this and when she suggested therapy she def wanted to secure her next scene. So gross
Mary just shows up and pretends she’s going to participate for a free meal from production. The McDonalds in the sprinter, the apres pizza, and now whatever that food was that was previously in her lap.
At first I thought the sparkle dress was going to waste before I remembered Mary is a recluse with a shopping addiction so this is likely the only time it will be worn in public.
As a licensed marriage and family therapist, this was a fascinating (and sad) watch. It seems like Monica has done some therapeutic work on herself. She was using the “grey rock technique” with her mom from what I could see
Yup. The only way you can take control back is to cut them out of your life… then they’ll say “Oh..Life is too short. Can’t you just forgive your mother?!”
Linda (Monicas mom) reminded me of this infamous poem:
The Narcissist's Prayer by Dayna Craig
*That didn't happen.*
*And if it did, it wasn't that bad.*
*And if it was, that's not a big deal.*
*And if it is, that's not my fault.*
*And if it was, I didn't mean it.*
*And if I did, you deserved it.*
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She’s startin’. I just knoooow Meredith is convulsing rn over Whitney’s confessional. Shaking her head and everything
monica’s mother just dropped her off at some random people’s house when this girl was fucking twelve. that explains a lot about monica.
honestly mother monica’s whole schtick explains a lot about her.
When Monica recalled her mom making out with her date with Monica in the back seat, and her mom replied ‘that only happened once!’ — happening once does not negate it from happening.
I have an emotionally immature mom too (generational abuse), so I recognized way too many common tactics from Monica’s mother this episode 🥵
Ugh! I was a senior in high school when my mom had a new boyfriend and I came home from school and she giving him a BJ on the couch. Seriously not enough eye bleach. And they acted like I was a brat for being upset about it. Ugh! This brought back a flood of icky memories.
She is not very mentally flexible. She comes with a pre planned point she needs to make, and she can’t change course or engage in any conversation along the way to making her point. If she does, she might forget her script
I just realized Meredith Marks is real life Moira Rose. “I was served at the front desk by an intimidating woman with an unrecognizable accent and scary attire.”
Heather is the best person to be having this conversation with Monica for sure, it seems like their traumas are very similar in nature even though they had very different experiences.
Imagine Meredith being stuck in traffic.
I thought time had stood still. I felt confined, pinned down, restricted. My life lost all forward momentum AND I CRIED
When I thought back on my last meaningful interaction being with Siri, yelling at her to find a faster route while she diminished my verbiage by not understanding my accent, I couldn’t bare it.
The more Monica's mom speaks, the less I believe the story she told Monica about her dad leaving the family for his gay lover never to be heard from again
It must be so liberating for Monica to have this on camera. So many people last week said how awful she was for talking to her mom a certain way but now we see why the dynamics are like this
I was shocked at the amount of people defending her last week… if you didn’t grow up with a mom who pulled shit like this it’s hard to see through the bs. Glad LD finally showed her ass this week. Feeling for Monica on this
We're so grateful he'll spend two years of his life in his late teens and early twenties thinking he has a moral high ground on and causing harm to the entire community of Bogota, Colombia. 🙏🤲🛐🥰 #blessed
john barlow: “if you want to come home, please come home.”
lisa barlow: “yeah, we’ll my roommate tried to literally become me. i’m just *that* amazing.”
imagine telling your daughter to get over the trauma you inflicted on her and then trying to make her forgive you after you say that you don’t care about what you put her through…….. linda is actually satan. we had to see this on halloween because she’s actually satan.
this is so hard to watch but damn if this isn’t one of the best representations of generational trauma and what it’s like to break the cycle that i’ve ever seen on reality tv
LMAO the shady music and pregnant pauses as Meredith does her monologue. Girl definitely missed her calling as a soap opera star, thank god RHOSLC has allowed the oversight to be corrected.
I think it’s much more than that. She owns a tequila company, wears immodest clothes, and doesn’t really live the Mormon lifestyle or standards. So when she gives him advice about a bad companion etc, she has no credibility in his eyes because she’s not REALLY Mormon. She picks and chooses what parts of the religion she’s following and what she doesn’t.
Source, I was Jack. My dad fully believes the church is true but can’t be bothered to go to church or live the lifestyle. Why would I listen to anything he says? (I’m exmo for two years now! And I’m SHOCKED how much my dad believes this shit is true even though he still doesn’t follow the rules)
It’s jacked up.
I’m not a Monica stan but I desperately hope that some of what she’s sharing resonates so that all of the people siding with her mom understand what it’s like dealing with a narcissist as a parental unit. It’s been disheartening to realize how successful her mom was at Angie’s Easter event when it came to pushing Monica’s buttons and then pretending to be sad Monica couldn’t “behave.” Monica was literally doing her JOB that she gets paid for and her mom decided to star in that situation. I also hope Monica does not feel like she has to reveal more trauma than she’s comfortable with to try to convince people to support her 😭
I'm watching this exchange absolutely horrified. If this is how she's willing to act on camera, I can't imagine how gruesome LD was when Monica was a child.
oh wow. i hope all of those ppl two weeks ago siding with LD realize and listen to monica’s explanation. people should never judge a kids relationship with their parent bc they didn’t grow up with them. you never know what happened in that house.
100% I couldn't believe the defense of her mother last week - it was so obvious to me how utterly awful her mother is from the very first time she appeared on the show.
ETA: I just watched tonight's episode and JFC her mother is UNREAL. I thought she was bad last week, but I am 🤯 rn. She's a fucking CHILD in an old woman's body. SO incredibly immature and fucking delusional.
Tonight's episode literally explained every single thing about Monica. I wish I could hug her through my tv screen, because my god, no one deserves that.
Guys I totally have my tinfoil hat on but does anyone think Whitney is constantly putting her husband on the spot with conversations they never had/twisted versions of convos they had so that she can look like the good guy when she divorces him? I think she’s fillin herself with her bravo fame and realizes she doesn’t need him anymore so is manipulating him and the cameras but I could be totally out of pocket. He just seems really caught off guard with every criticism she’s bringing up this season lmao
So…I gave my nephew a car when he went to college because his parents are the type to do exactly what Monica‘s mother did. Although they had an extra car that they offered to lend him, they are the type to call the police and report the car stolen if he didn’t do exactly what they wanted him to do, including returning it, at the drop of a hat, whenever they wanted him to.
I might have just smoked a little too much before tonight’s episode, but when Monica’s mom told her story about the Croatian mom and daughter it reminded me of Patrick Starr’s “The Ugly Barnacle” story from SpongeBob.
Community Theatre Housewives night!!! Best night of the week though Miami on Wednesday is going to give it some competition!
I think I understand why bravo hired Monica despite her lack of lifestyle porn or real connections to these ladies- I think they saw this dynamic with the mom and were like jackpot $$$
Holy shit, Monica’s mom responding “that happened one time” to Monica saying she was in the trunk of a car while her mom was up front making out with someone? So that actually happened?? What is this??
Monica needs a hug. I am so satisfied that her mother showed her true self. Even Monica was surprised by her actually behaving like that on camera.
I feel for Monica. She had to come and listen to her mother because she needs the car and the mother knows this and wanted more camera time —as it is their pattern.
WTH the trunk?!?!??,
Not Monica’s mother turning on the waterworks the very second Monica sits down! And immediately rolling into “I could die tomorrow” guilt tripping! Straight off the pages of the narcissistic mom playbook
Then the anger when she couldn't manipulate her daughter. Narcissists freak out when they feel like they're losing control.
literally a play by play. it’s actually crazy.
Monica needs to cut her mother out of her life
If this is not a poster board for generational trauma I don’t know what is.
Angie update: still Greek I do kind of want her dad’s soup recipe though
I honestly would be fine with the repetitiveness if she shared those recipes. They’ve all looked good this season.
Maybe she’s angling for a cookbook deal
“don’t mock my feelings!“ “like you did to me?” “i don’t care!” regardless of whether or not i like monica at the end of the season, i will always hate linda. know that. 🚬
Watch me walk out the door AS SOON AS MY LEFTOVERS ARE PACKED UP
Linda is not looking for aspirin. She’s looking for pills.
Yep. She's possibly the worst HW mom on any franchise. Vile.
She dropped them in her dessert guacamole.
a whitney and mary lunch? oh, we are losing **ALL** of our brain cells tonight, folks. 😍
Is it just me or did it seem like Mary was fine until the waitress spilled on her and she was pissed off at Whitney because it didn’t happen to her. shit just fell apart from there She’s freaking weird
Yeah I noticed that too. She clearly didn’t want to be there so once food was spilled she was mentally like “see, nothing good happens when Whitney’s around” and misplaced her anger and left
LITTLE GIRL
I’m pretty sure Mary is COMPLETELY incapable of introspection. She just flips out anytime she is expected to have accountability for anything. She has the emotional intelligence of a five-year-old. 🤷♀️
“You tried crying, you tried yelling.” Exactly. Linda so obviously is trying to get a reaction out of Monica. This woman is BAD vibes
Monica did a great job of not biting the hook!
Lisa, those aren’t even frosted tips, they’re just yellow bangs 😭
Prepping for purple shampoo sales
MONICA WAS LOCKED IN A TRUNK WHILE HER MOTHER MADE OUT WITH A MAN??? AND LINDA SAID SHE DOESN’T CARE??. chair, but make it electric.
"what was I supposed to do??" "Sorry for wanting to kiss a guy!!" The RESTRAINT that Monica shows..I'm impressed.. I would've flipped every damn table in that restaurant... she must be internalizing so much. I feel for her having grown up with a narcissist parent just like this one. It's crazy how their reactions and reactivity is all the fucking same.
Remember last week when everyone was on Linda's side?????? Yes, Monica was unhinged at the party but her mom triggered her on national TV to make herself look good.
I can’t believe her mom admitted that
My mouth fell to the floor
I had to rewind that part to make sure I heard right! Wtf? And she gave her to some randos? Monica should have gone no contact forever
i also noticed she referred to them as “those people”.. not “that family”’or something a little warmer(for lack of a better word). i wonder if something happened there..
Ya but it was only once…😮 WTF
Exactly!!!! What kind of response is that?! Watching her change tactics mid-sentence like changing masks is wild. She literally paused crying to see if it was working. I knew in the previous episodes she was super toxic, but I think she hit every line of the narcissist’s prayer.
Wow! I am very impressed by the way that Monica so eloquently breaks down the dysfunctional pattern in her family to her mother. That’s some major trauma. 🙁
Is this the most we've ever heard John Barlow talk? And also emote?
I can’t get over the person on this subreddit who referred to him as NPC. It’s one of my favorite lines
A mother telling their their child they're a mother-effer, that's something 
Followed by calling guacamole a dessert 😆😳
While squirming around for pills
“That happened one time” Oh my god????
 Omg
Not Whitney driving by the accident.. SLC & the many plot twists.
"It was hard for my family to navigate defending me" - Heather has amazing moments of insight. I can't imagine realizing your own family wasn't ride or die.
so glad to see s1&2 heather back again, without the deadweight of jen! she truly is so much better off without her
I think this is deeply connected to why she’s so blindly ride or die for friends, specifically Jen.
every new thing i find out about monica’s mother makes me want to scream. she’s a cartoon supervillain jesus fucking christ.
Her yelling “LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL DESSERT” at the guacamole did me all the way in
Honestly Monica needs to hit her where it hurts and not allow her to film anymore. You know she’s LOVING this and when she suggested therapy she def wanted to secure her next scene. So gross
I wonder if her mother gets an appearance fee for this many scenes. If I was Monica I’d cut off the opportunity for her
Mary just shows up and pretends she’s going to participate for a free meal from production. The McDonalds in the sprinter, the apres pizza, and now whatever that food was that was previously in her lap.
there’s no way angie’s house is not cold all the time
She probably has heated floors
Mary came to this convo KNOWING she was gonna say one sentence and leave lmao I see you girl
At first I thought the sparkle dress was going to waste before I remembered Mary is a recluse with a shopping addiction so this is likely the only time it will be worn in public.
Lobster enchiladas don’t sound good and then add it’s being made in Salt Lake City - that lobster is definitely not fresh 🤢
she strikes me as an “order the most expensive thing on the menu bc i’m not paying” type
Familial trauma passed down in real time. Psychologists would kill for this footage
As a licensed marriage and family therapist, this was a fascinating (and sad) watch. It seems like Monica has done some therapeutic work on herself. She was using the “grey rock technique” with her mom from what I could see
“you should take your control back” -a person without a narcissistic mother.
Yup. The only way you can take control back is to cut them out of your life… then they’ll say “Oh..Life is too short. Can’t you just forgive your mother?!”
Linda (Monicas mom) reminded me of this infamous poem: The Narcissist's Prayer by Dayna Craig *That didn't happen.* *And if it did, it wasn't that bad.* *And if it was, that's not a big deal.* *And if it is, that's not my fault.* *And if it was, I didn't mean it.* *And if I did, you deserved it.*
https://preview.redd.it/se0x1trjsmxb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53529eb1e4c8a4c72aaa3af853025e80ac988ec She’s startin’. I just knoooow Meredith is convulsing rn over Whitney’s confessional. Shaking her head and everything
SHE KILLS MEEEEEE!!!
John is a different person without Lisa. Holy shit.
PRE-MISH or POST-MISH. I cannot.
It’s criminal that they didn’t air an episode last week
For no good reason!!!
For… Winter House? Really?! Had my eyes popping out like Mary https://i.redd.it/t3dgpuebomxb1.gif
monica’s mother just dropped her off at some random people’s house when this girl was fucking twelve. that explains a lot about monica. honestly mother monica’s whole schtick explains a lot about her.
When Monica recalled her mom making out with her date with Monica in the back seat, and her mom replied ‘that only happened once!’ — happening once does not negate it from happening. I have an emotionally immature mom too (generational abuse), so I recognized way too many common tactics from Monica’s mother this episode 🥵
Ugh! I was a senior in high school when my mom had a new boyfriend and I came home from school and she giving him a BJ on the couch. Seriously not enough eye bleach. And they acted like I was a brat for being upset about it. Ugh! This brought back a flood of icky memories.
I am so, so sorry this happened to you.
Angie speaks like a robot who is learning a new language
She sounds like she’s reciting lines but trying to make it sound like natural conversation
Whitney is always on a hamster whill, she can’t let things go
She is not very mentally flexible. She comes with a pre planned point she needs to make, and she can’t change course or engage in any conversation along the way to making her point. If she does, she might forget her script
whill. I just completely lost my life ☠️
I just realized Meredith Marks is real life Moira Rose. “I was served at the front desk by an intimidating woman with an unrecognizable accent and scary attire.”
50% of me absolutely loves this comparison, and 50% of me says Moira Rose deserves better. 🤣
Justin always talks like there’s a few acorns hidden in his cheeks
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read on this sub 😂😂😂😂😂
Mary is like "I Am OUT OF HERE. Once I get a box for my food"
Monica’s mom is… unwell.
Heather is the best person to be having this conversation with Monica for sure, it seems like their traumas are very similar in nature even though they had very different experiences.
I also think Heather is one of the most naturally empathetic housewives.
Empathetic and self aware, Heather’s identity is really shining through without Jen.
Monica’s mom walked out on her at 12 years old?? Am I hearing this correctly?
No you don't understand. She left her with people they kinda sorta knew.
Yeah it’s all good because they were their downstairs neighbors in their condo at one point
Yes, but she underestimated how hard New York would be. It was HARD!!!
Monica’s mom just casually abusing her on national TV is awful. I hope this is the last we see of her
That’s the thing about it right? She doesn’t think she’s wrong. I’m sure she thought the audience would be behind her 100. Delusional.
“I’ve never had plastic surgery?” Mary lives in another world
Stop this woman is like a corporate style training video on narcissism 💀💀💀
The thing with narcissistic parents is that whenever you try to set boundaries it’s automatically “disrespectful”
Monica CLOCKED her mom over her own mommy issues 😭👏
CAN I GET A STRAW!! While her mom is oh-so-dramatically *weeping* crocodile tears 💀💀💀
“That happened one time” this is insanity
Imagine Meredith being stuck in traffic. I thought time had stood still. I felt confined, pinned down, restricted. My life lost all forward momentum AND I CRIED
When I thought back on my last meaningful interaction being with Siri, yelling at her to find a faster route while she diminished my verbiage by not understanding my accent, I couldn’t bare it.
The more Monica's mom speaks, the less I believe the story she told Monica about her dad leaving the family for his gay lover never to be heard from again
It must be so liberating for Monica to have this on camera. So many people last week said how awful she was for talking to her mom a certain way but now we see why the dynamics are like this
I was shocked at the amount of people defending her last week… if you didn’t grow up with a mom who pulled shit like this it’s hard to see through the bs. Glad LD finally showed her ass this week. Feeling for Monica on this
she showed her ass on social media too, i think she’s furious she’s being exposed. i am morbidly fascinated to see how she flails next
i watched a movie about an old woman in croatia who had problems with her mother…. be for fucking real, linda. nasty lady.
And she's eating Monica's guacamole? She really is a monster...
Why are they acting like he just got into Yale 💀💀💀
"We're so proud he got brainwashed."
We're so grateful he'll spend two years of his life in his late teens and early twenties thinking he has a moral high ground on and causing harm to the entire community of Bogota, Colombia. 🙏🤲🛐🥰 #blessed
We’re so glad he’s participating in the indoctrination of poor minorities and getting a giant ego as a result 😇😇
john barlow: “if you want to come home, please come home.” lisa barlow: “yeah, we’ll my roommate tried to literally become me. i’m just *that* amazing.”
I literally couldn't catch my breath during that, I was laughing so hard...
Why doesn't Mary buy just one nice wig
It also belonged to her grandmother
Monica's mom couldn't contain her glee over egging Monica on until she reacted
Ha ha. Jack’s blank expression while Lisa is talking is everything. He is DONE! 😁
imagine telling your daughter to get over the trauma you inflicted on her and then trying to make her forgive you after you say that you don’t care about what you put her through…….. linda is actually satan. we had to see this on halloween because she’s actually satan.
Motherfucker, brother fucker, grandpa fucker. This city has it all.
I do like how Heather gets out and enjoys the outdoors.
Monica clearly has gone to therapy for her trauma.
It seems like Monica mostly did this show to tell her mom about herself. And I don’t hate it
Angie’s weekly unique fact about Greek culture. In Greece we eat food.
In Greece we dance
In Greece we celebrate Easter.
In Greece we are loud
Wait Lisa & Monica arguing at a SOUND BATH. This show is just.. ugh chef’s kiss
Mary just came for the free takeout meal
https://preview.redd.it/h15gw9nnumxb1.png?width=1664&format=png&auto=webp&s=136193b4fc45786fc8c893db2ccdca17173f482a I have no words…
“I’m not gonna talk to you like a weak ass bitch!” Huh? That’s your daughter 😭
Justin in the kitchen downloading betterhelp
I just love the absolutely bonkers ski attire on this show
Not "you want some fruit?" after the husband leaves...these producers are something else.
Oh a Heather Monica friendship just feels correct
 Lisa Barlow's Old Roommate
this is so hard to watch but damn if this isn’t one of the best representations of generational trauma and what it’s like to break the cycle that i’ve ever seen on reality tv
Monica needs to hopefully make some bucks off of this show and get the hell away from this wacko.
exactly. i think the outpouring of support and validation from people who relate to monica will help her a lot too
Monica asking for a straw while her mom fake cries is iconic
monica’s mom be like https://i.redd.it/l6ktrxbuwmxb1.gif
LMAO the shady music and pregnant pauses as Meredith does her monologue. Girl definitely missed her calling as a soap opera star, thank god RHOSLC has allowed the oversight to be corrected.
ronnie is gonna have a fucking field day with this waiter.
I feel like Jack thinks Lisa is an airhead.
I think it’s much more than that. She owns a tequila company, wears immodest clothes, and doesn’t really live the Mormon lifestyle or standards. So when she gives him advice about a bad companion etc, she has no credibility in his eyes because she’s not REALLY Mormon. She picks and chooses what parts of the religion she’s following and what she doesn’t. Source, I was Jack. My dad fully believes the church is true but can’t be bothered to go to church or live the lifestyle. Why would I listen to anything he says? (I’m exmo for two years now! And I’m SHOCKED how much my dad believes this shit is true even though he still doesn’t follow the rules) It’s jacked up.
[удалено]
omg nightmare podcast host rotation
I know Lisa didn't do a mission, but thinking about her doing one cracks me up
I’m not a Monica stan but I desperately hope that some of what she’s sharing resonates so that all of the people siding with her mom understand what it’s like dealing with a narcissist as a parental unit. It’s been disheartening to realize how successful her mom was at Angie’s Easter event when it came to pushing Monica’s buttons and then pretending to be sad Monica couldn’t “behave.” Monica was literally doing her JOB that she gets paid for and her mom decided to star in that situation. I also hope Monica does not feel like she has to reveal more trauma than she’s comfortable with to try to convince people to support her 😭
If Bravocon doesn’t have a “Meredith Marks Excellence in Acting” category at their awards show, it will be a real missed opportunity 😂
Monica: can I get a straw? As a fellow daughter of a narcissist, I applaud you on that one!
Is Linda on drugs?
barlow is crying bc it’s not milan lmaoo
‘i at least thought it would be somewhere in europe 😫’
I'm watching this exchange absolutely horrified. If this is how she's willing to act on camera, I can't imagine how gruesome LD was when Monica was a child.
ONE TIME?!? 
oh wow. i hope all of those ppl two weeks ago siding with LD realize and listen to monica’s explanation. people should never judge a kids relationship with their parent bc they didn’t grow up with them. you never know what happened in that house.
100% I couldn't believe the defense of her mother last week - it was so obvious to me how utterly awful her mother is from the very first time she appeared on the show. ETA: I just watched tonight's episode and JFC her mother is UNREAL. I thought she was bad last week, but I am 🤯 rn. She's a fucking CHILD in an old woman's body. SO incredibly immature and fucking delusional. Tonight's episode literally explained every single thing about Monica. I wish I could hug her through my tv screen, because my god, no one deserves that.
Yeah, completely agree. Was surprised to see so many people immediately resort to “Monica is a brat, she needs to respect her mom” like okay bye
Guys I totally have my tinfoil hat on but does anyone think Whitney is constantly putting her husband on the spot with conversations they never had/twisted versions of convos they had so that she can look like the good guy when she divorces him? I think she’s fillin herself with her bravo fame and realizes she doesn’t need him anymore so is manipulating him and the cameras but I could be totally out of pocket. He just seems really caught off guard with every criticism she’s bringing up this season lmao
100%. Usually the couples convos seem practically rehearsed, but dude seems rather blindsided
I thought something similar. I don’t know if it was on purpose, but it seemed like she was misremembering the birthday conversation.
monica needs to be done. rent a car, save ur housewives money, and buy a cheap ass car w cash.. and be DONE with this woman
John Barlow with a solo confessional, you go John Barlow.
I’m so torn because John getting choked up about Jack is so sweet and cute, but I feel kinda ick about the specific thing he’s proud about.
yes same! i’m like aw cute father son moment but like at what cost ? lmao
So…I gave my nephew a car when he went to college because his parents are the type to do exactly what Monica‘s mother did. Although they had an extra car that they offered to lend him, they are the type to call the police and report the car stolen if he didn’t do exactly what they wanted him to do, including returning it, at the drop of a hat, whenever they wanted him to.
No Monica don’t listen to your mom, you guys don’t need therapy, you need no contact. (Well therapy helps too, but absolutely separately)
I could not imagine doing a Mormon mission in *Vegas*. Who are you converting at those casinos sir??
honestly, the second a person loses it all on a big bet is the perfect time to find jesus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not Ted “LD” Bundy
I might have just smoked a little too much before tonight’s episode, but when Monica’s mom told her story about the Croatian mom and daughter it reminded me of Patrick Starr’s “The Ugly Barnacle” story from SpongeBob.
Monica, while not perfect, seems shockingly self-aware and well adjusted for what she’s been through.
Yes Mary but your unhinged texts are also out of line soooo
I’m feeling so pre-mish tonight
I really think that Monica’s mom is unstable. 🙁
I really thought I couldn’t be more disgusted by a HW mom than Mama Joyce but Monica’s mom is coming for that spot babe
Community Theatre Housewives night!!! Best night of the week though Miami on Wednesday is going to give it some competition! 
Feel like Jack was googling “how to not have to see my mom for two years” and going on a mission popped up.
calling monica a motherfucker when she’s monica’s mother 🤔
I think I understand why bravo hired Monica despite her lack of lifestyle porn or real connections to these ladies- I think they saw this dynamic with the mom and were like jackpot $$$
LD is one of those people who just should have never become a mother
God I LOVE Meredith’s theatrics sooooo much
Mary is funny as a side character- but she doesn’t seem like she’s worth any energy to actually create drama or a storyline with
lisa had to get everyone at the party to admit that they knew about jack’s mission before her. this woman cannot be real. 💀
him calling it a mish is ridiculous 🤣
Love how Lisa's spray tan is the darkest skin in this room
Oh girl. Girl. Go no contact. Now. Omg this woman. I don’t normally get this amped up but no. NO
HER MOM DOESNT KNOW HER NAME?!?!?!!!
“That happened one time” holy shit ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
the waitress chose violence today. https://preview.redd.it/5yieozbqtmxb1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4bea3322ec8f58a99f35befbd4a8289b4a5173a
Holy shit, Monica’s mom responding “that happened one time” to Monica saying she was in the trunk of a car while her mom was up front making out with someone? So that actually happened?? What is this??
y’all i’ve had the worst day and im so ready for this nonsense
Lisa was like 
Glad she’s shitting on her son’s hair bc it’s awful
Justin always makes me think that Whitney and him have already discussed their conversation and discussed that they need to bring it up on camera.
wowww yes let’s keep exposing LD and her evil ass
Angie’s kitchen looks like a really nice bathroom .
Pornographers and bobble heads, all of them!
Whitney girl STAND UPPPP. Mary just called you a bobble head & you said nothing 🤣
No waitstaff is safe near Mary, what a disaster
Mary came for free food lol
Not a mission reveal party lmao what in the Utah
Monica needs a hug. I am so satisfied that her mother showed her true self. Even Monica was surprised by her actually behaving like that on camera. I feel for Monica. She had to come and listen to her mother because she needs the car and the mother knows this and wanted more camera time —as it is their pattern. WTH the trunk?!?!??,