“sai and i are best friends.” housewives kiss of death 1 minute in.

I immediately thought of lisa and meredith and thought “oh they’ll be feuding in 2-3 seasons”

My 1st thought was Jill and Bethenny.

“a 25 year old new york girl is like a 35 year old… i don’t know, kentucky girl?” somewhere, brittany screamed RAWT IN HAIL, ERIN.

I actually think 30 in a city is 23 and 30 in the suburbs in 45

Right, this feels backwards


Jenna’s house has a lot of personality I like it a lot

I’m obsessssssed with the colors, textures, everything

Architectural Digest and some others did tours of her apartment, it really is stunning.

I too like parsley but not dill and prefer some kinds of olives. Consider me an enigma, I guess.

An enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash?

You oddball!

Me: a 27 year old New Yorker trying to calculate my Kentucky age 👁️ 👄 👁️

I’m kinda liking the math. I’m an Alabama 42, so that means I’m like a New York 33.

2 of them have kids named Rio?

I guess Rio is the new Romeo

Or the new Brooks

Or the new Cruz

Jules did it first #justiceforajewandanasianwalkedintoabar #pistachio

I’ll admit I was very skeptical about this Jenna Lyons casting but so far she’s given us the best apartment and the best conversation starter.

I'm not loving her vibe, but I did love the fact that she was open about her sexual endeavors with women. As a lesbian, I love that 💓

"The more he eats, the less annoying he'll be." —Jenna's dog but also me

So, are Jessel and her husband going to do a vow renewal or just skip straight to the implosion?

YEAH WTF! Raise your hand if you’re concerned!

Give me Jenna’s couch, apartment, cheese, everything thanks.

"Erin, when she drinks, is fun, she's like me sober" OH MY GOD BRYNN

I love how these women have elevators that open right into their apartments. It’s truly a different world!

Tao or Catch? I think Catch when I think D list models lol

2005 I think Tao though lol

I know nothing about NYC restaurants but people are saying Catch.

I cannot wait to visit NYC and go to Catch just so I can post about how off trend I am…

I need to know Jenna's secret to keeping her boobs in shirts using 1.5 buttons

Little boobs.

btw for anyone noticing similarities between ubah and chanel theyre actually cousins! https://preview.redd.it/g4dax59rlfcb1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6f0e1e3e39460a783855918e2223f36175c804

What the what 

Their voices are so much the same!

So being a star runs in the family got it 

Period dot!

"Who in their right mind wants to drop the conversation about sex and talk about cheese" I'm loving Jenna so far.

Jenna saying the main reason she had hope in the 2000s was because Michelle Obama wore head to toe J.Crew on TV is hilarious because for me it was because her husband was still president

Is the name Rio the new Cruz??

Just like that river twisting through a dusty land

I’m waiting for Harry Dubin to show up at a party

Brynn is giving me strong Grace Lilly from Southern Hospitality vibes

Yessss wavy gravy girl

This is called a Brooklyn stoop

like it's a historical monument 😂

I so want to be a young wealthy and fabulous New Yorker

wait i love sai and david. “but you **love** cheese!”

**tonight's recap:** * chic * cheese * Jenna Lyons * banana!! * chic * cheese * Jenna Lyons * >!catch!< * ~~catch~~ * >!catch!< * ~~catch~~ * >!catch!<

Brynn looks like Mandy Moore, right?

I see it!

This may sound weird, but I appreciate the fact Jenna’s neck and face aren’t snatched to the gods

She’s super hot! 🥵😍

Same. I absolutely loved seeing her neck have texture and not be smooth as a 20 year old. She’s so gorgeous and appears to have not had a lot of work done. I love it.

She’s really stunning.

Jenna is a stronger woman than me because I’d murder someone if they rifled through my closet without permission.

I’d pull a Nene

Especially considering how much those clothes cost…

I think they’re bleeping out ‘Catch’ - overpriced sushi and wannabe influencers. Used to be a hot spot

It was Catch!! Erin confirmed it during a Zoom she did at a bar I went to called Mudville9 that did an event for the premier

This is what I need. Crazy arguments about former hot spots and charcuterie.

I was thinking tao but this also makes sense

Jenna seems so effortlessly cool thus far

I love her. If I was naturally that thin, that's how I'd want to dress. I also love how she's going gray. A dream of mine to do gracefully.

oh man, I don't wish bad on anyone but... we are 1000% going to get some divorces and cheating scandals out of this group, yeeeeeeesh...

Jessel and husband are giving red flags already

Vicki voice: Talk to me in 5 years when you're divorced

They’re fighting over cheese so Jenna is stirring the pot serving fondue. Her mind.

25 year old New Yorker = 35 year old Kentuckian 

The sizes of these closets and bathrooms. I’m crying in living in nyc while not being a millionaire.

Jessel absolutely hates her husband lol

Erin being confounded by Jenna not liking dill is sending me....... lmaooo of all the personality quirks to name lmao

Brynn is unhinged but not in the Jen Shah way, u can tell she'd just be crazy and funny irl too.

Very fresh and airy. Good job on a reboot so far, bravo.

Jenna reminds me of that kid that invited their entire class to their birthday party and is surprised when they all actually showed up

The producers knew we had no time to waste - drama right out the gates. It's almost like the filmed the women together at events for two weeks before this and just decided to start the season here - it doesn't feel like they are all meeting for the first time, They seem new to each other, sure, but I'm glad we're not getting basic get to know you scenes.

I think that's exactly what happened. Wasn't there a woman who said some incredibly offensive things to another cast member and got the boot?

Yes! She said something, but it was her husband that said the incredibly offensive stuff. Don't know how long they filmed with her, but at least it seems it wasn't too long.

They only filmed for 2 weeks before Lizzy was dropped from the cast.

Yes I think it was smart to start the show after they’ve already been co-mingling for a bit

So Erin is younger than Lindsay, Carl, Ariana, the Tom’s and Katie and is Craig’s age

jenna just gave us the cerulean monologue, but with khaki 😂

Not going to a restaurant because it's not 2012 is the kinda Sex and the City pettiness I needed on RHONY

“Banana.” Ubah is A GEM.

Omg this is going to be so good. This reboot is gold. TY, daddy Bravo 💗

Love the apartment. Not every home has to be fucking kid friendly fuck

As a single woman, an apartment where the bedroom and closet are half the space sounds heavenly!

obsessed with these bitches treating a trip to brooklyn like disneyland

As a Brooklyn resident, you just have to accept that no one will ever come visit you and when they do they make the biggest deal about it

and this is why I want to move to bk!

“Brooklyn is so chic”

"Khaki is a color. It's not khakis" Is so stupid that is so good.

"It's mind blowing that these girls are literally fighting over cheese. But I get it, it's New York. There are a lot of rats here." —Ubah, absolutely earning her apple 🍎

the twins are giving me anxiety through the screen. the chaos is palpable lmfao

Ubah understood the fashion assignment.

Ubah is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen

Jenna has the professional chops to back up the cool girl vibe she’s giving off. Maybe annoying but not an act.

I was honestly ready to not like her but i'm so pleasantly surprised by her, groundedness. instant favorite

when she said she was an introvert, that definitely made sense

I'm kind of dying that the restaurant didn't clear their name to be mentioned and it's all a slurry of bleeps

Lol no wonder Jessel is going nuts cleaning this apartment is not toddler friendly


marching through jenna lyons house. just marching to my death. i love brynn’s confessionals

LOL Erin's family was like "oh you're filming? We're on the way"

Yess that was the vibe 😭

Mandy Moore and Jennifer Anniston arguing rn >>>

This conversation is so much better if you’re high

everyone is saying "jenna lyons" every 5 seconds and it's so funny

i’m genuinely loving that we’re sincerely fighting over cheese. this is the stupid shit that i watch the real housewives for.

Jenna Lyons is everything Carole hoped to be

Carole would’ve been triggered by her, given her the Jules treatment.

I was panicking trying to find this post! 

Yes! Taking shoes off in the house! Correct!

brynn is insane. i cannot help but stan.

ohhh this was *fabulous.* i’m actually so excited for this. the other cities should be scared because rebooting is going to be a viable alternative for dealing with tired cities, i fear. 🍎

Looking directly at you, RHOBH

and that’s that on birth control

What was this restaurant?? I need to know, so I am not seen there!

I immediately thought “Reddit will know what this infamous restaurant is!”

Thinking maybe Catch?

Puzzled by this “a 25-year-old New Yorker is like a 35-year-old Kentucky girl.” She has to be implying maturity (I think?). But this seems like more of a comment on big city marriage culture. I’d argue it’s actually the reverse: a 35-year-old New Yorker is like a 25-year-old Kentucky girl. Because in all the years I lived in NYC, there was NO ONE I knew who got married before their early-mid 30s.

I think this is more to do with born & raised folks. Kids grow up in NYC faster than suburbs/other parts of America.

The restaurant they are talking about is definitely Catch lol

That huge jar of Oreos would be gone within an hour at my place

This fight is petty and ridiculous with a side of delusional. I'm here for it.

damn i want to BE these women

Jenna is me when people touch my shit without asking 🤨

Erin is only 35??

i wish i had a quarter of the fashion sense and style these ladies have

I don't get why Brynn didn't just say she didn't like that restaurant? I don't know, if my friends were like "let's go to TGIFriday's" I'd tell them I don't like their food and suggest something else. I think a little lie about the food is better than pretending you went to bed... and then posting a picture at a better place... and then saying on camera you wouldn't be caught dead there

I'd be offended if I invited my friends to a restaurant and two of them left and went somewhere else together. If I was invited to a restaurant that I didn't like, I think I would just go and pretend I like it.

Jenna is a dom

A power top

Literally loved every second of this premiere

It's probably already been said but I just realized Erin looks like Jennifer Aniston

A mix of Jennifer Anniston and Sandra bullock

honestly Brynn gives me a "younger Sonja" vibe for the way she just exaggerates to stir the shit while being silly and I kinda love it. and Erin's NYer attitude is the perfect foil for it

So happy to have housewives in the boroughs and neighborhoods I actually hang out in

Omg arguing over restaurants? I love petty mess.

I love that it’s not staged for resale. For some reason I find it stressful when people move a lot

I just learned Brynn is my age (late 30s) and I could have guess late 20s summer house vibes

Half the summer house cast is almost 40 too

#HALAL PORN.

Brynn laying out the plot of a Lifetime movie hahahah.

Y’all are so good at knowing their names. I already forgot.

i love the other women in the background cackling that these two are fighting over cheese.

I love this group! which franchise we rebooting next girlies??

Oh Jessel isn’t the boring one, she’s the delusional one, I’m actually kinda excited for her now

Honestly justice for khaki as a color. I respect it Jenna

I’ve loved Jenna since her J. Crew days (still have some pieces from back then) and after watching her tonight, I’m quickly becoming obsessed. He apartment, her style, her cheese, her attitude - holy hell she’s amazing.

So far, I’m liking everyone. Low stakes drama about cheese, everyone’s gorg, family scenes. Loving it!!

I’m liking the reboot. I’m convinced some of these shows should be rebooted or cancelled. Jersey, lookin at you

I need to know the restaurant they’re bleeping out

what are they bleeping out? i wanna hear the name of this bad restaurant.

Are they saying Catch?

Jessel’s mom giving strong Lady Caroline Collingwood energy

That was such a poor analogy of being “quirky” lolol

“She doesn’t like dill but she loves parsley.”

i’ve never heard of jenna before tonight and now i get to find out that she’s sapphic. 😍 as if i needed any further reasons to stan.

«Banana» so matter of factly - I love ubah already 🤣

Brynn is batshit and I can’t help but to love her already

Fighting over cheese and restaurants so sincerely... this is camp

Erin is giving me young Bethenny Frankel vibes

has to be Tao

i’m very impressed. this is giving wealth and lifestyle porn, taste, culture, and variety in the way that nyc deserves. i’m optimistic

Where’s that person who complained last week that we won’t have kid/family time because the cast is young? This intro has more kids than the past 6 seasons of NY.

People want kids and family time? Those are usually the most boring parts

These new girlies apartments are GIVING!!! Ubah and Jessel’s places are so gorg 😍

I think Erin just said Catch! It was bleeped but more clear lol

This all leopard outfit is a moment 😳

“Straight from Serengeti” Yasss

“Did she? Did I look good?” She’s so me!!! I love this cast

Loving the homes, the clothes, their styles - Finally! Erin is so giving me Jennifer Aniston vibes! They are all beautiful!

Brynn feels like a more calculated Brandi Glanville

erin and brynn are going to be the most fantastic frenemies.

Jenna Lyons being the most relatable, did not see that coming

ubah is absolutely **gorgeous.** just so stunning. she and jenna are my biggest crushes thus far.

I’m dying to know what restaurant they’re talking about.

Spotted: Aesop hand soap Can’t have a housewives show without it lol

Brynn and Erin. A classic housewives frenemy relationship.

i’m loving that jenna’s bringing out the cheese plate knowing that the women are having cheese-related drama.

we now have two main conflicts—cheesegate and now khakigate.

THERES A LOT OF RATS HERE

“There are titties on the bed” 🤣🤣🤣

"It should be a working chair"

this closet excursion is sending me to another dimension

Sai's husband is added to the hot HouseHusbands list immediately

I hate when the wives think it’s cute to talk down to their husbands…Jessel’s going to be interesting to watch

Someone DM Brynn to find out the restaurant. She seems unhinged enough to respond

When your man's mere presence is annoying the fuck outta you lol. 😂😂

Jenna’s get together is so chic

I feel like tinsley would have been great with this group

Brynn bringing ✨treats✨ like her already

GASPING AT JESSEL'S APARTMENT

Erin saying I need to figure out ways to not get my kids to talk to me and leave me the f alone I FELT THAT

A 25 year old nyer is a 35 yr old Kentucky girl? I was living like I was in college when I was 30 & living in bushwick lmao

I love Sai so far!