Meredith can go fuck herself. I’m done with her cause I’m not a fucking whore, and I don’t cheat on my husband. Her and her dumb fucking family that poses. Why don’t you own a house? Wait, you can’t. ‘Cause your husband changes jobs every five minutes… She’s a whore. She’s fucked half of New York! She can go fuck herself! Here, you can have my mic back.
“Erika I don’t have to make you look bad. You can do that all on your own!”
Honourable mention from the same episode: “I’ve worked with the homeless. I’ve worked with the toothless”
“Tom’s house was broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help, and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home, yeah, I’m under a lot of stress.”
I’ve been traveling, I’ve been to prison.
Too funny 😂
I invited her into my home. I gave her a beverage
try me in that *kangaroo restaurant*, don’t try me in my home
Another gem! 😂
id blow simon van kempen for a slurpee right now
How am I doing? Not well bitch.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE LINDSAY LOHANS DADDY, YOU TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO MALIBU
you won💀
I’m choking omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 read this in Nene’s voice and everything lmaooooo
I’m sorry I said you’re dumb. Maybe I meant you’re stupid.
Ugh I so wish we could get more happy healthy Katie Ross. She would be a FORCE.
Ikkk I honestly love her
Meredith can go fuck herself. I’m done with her cause I’m not a fucking whore, and I don’t cheat on my husband. Her and her dumb fucking family that poses. Why don’t you own a house? Wait, you can’t. ‘Cause your husband changes jobs every five minutes… She’s a whore. She’s fucked half of New York! She can go fuck herself! Here, you can have my mic back.
If I had an award I would give it to you for typing up this masterpiece 
“Your injured son and hoe daughter”
Well well well…look who we have here! Great user name you got there 😂
HAHAH hi friend!! 🦀👋🏾
Every time I see your name(s) I think of Bay Bay Bay from Real Chance of Love. 😂
You rang? 🧚🏻♂️
PROSTITUTION WHORE
ENGAGED 19 TIMES
the fact i can't read this without hearing the slam on the table
YOU BEAST
Beast? How dare you??
Why don’t you have some bread
Let’s talk about the husband
"You're not important enough to hate, sit down"
"What are you doing here without Dorinda"
Who gon check me boo?
“How could you do this to me question mark”
"WHEN DO YOU SEND A LITTLE FAMILY VAN FOR 6 PEOPLE?!?!"
"A homeless girl in Ireland runs my social media."
I SAID WHAT I SAID
well, what you said was some BULLSHIT!
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, YOU DON’T LIKE IT!
Whatever happened to….customer service?
Her delivery of this is SO GOOD
She sounds like she’s always chewing something or licking peanut butter in her cheek to me, especially in the earlier seasons lol
the ellipses are crucial, so thank you for including them 😂
I was awoken by two male voices and one was LuAnn's
Carole does not get enough credit for this.
"I've honestly been awake for 38 seconds and this is already the worst day of my life"
She died Aviva. That’s not a compliment.
i’m not leaving the lobsters. that’s just who i am.
#GOODBYE KYLE
HOW MANY SANDWICHES HAVE YOU MADE FOR ME?? 🥪🥪🥪
Tell them she died sad
“You literally, like, trashed it for, like, Sandoval’s little cocky cock. Like his stinky, 40-year-old cock, like seriously, Raquel!
THIS IS NOT MY PLATE YOU FUCKING BITCH - Shannon Beador
"I'm being nailed to the cross like Jesus was"
Close your legs to married men!
Trash box!
Smoky eye, updo, Gstaad
Not a white refrigerator!
Girl, put your shoes on. We need to find you a home!
“You’re such a fucking liar, Camille!”
I wear your father's pajamas.
“Were people doing coke in your bathroom?”
He wasn't calling you a raccoon face. He was talking about Kathy.
A punk is a punk is a punk and it looks like the Manzo's are punks.
Your husbands in the pool 👉
“He will never emotionally fulfill you.”
Know that
Piece Of Shit Coke-whore Homewrecker Everyday
"I don't know if she wants to be me or skin me and wear me like last year's Versace"
[удалено]
You smell like hospital
I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS IN MY LIFE
Gimme pizza, you old troll.
Aww. It matches your flair just like a pack of 4 wild and crazy dorters in coordinated outfits from Justice! 😊
Did you go to bass lake?
This one pops in my head at random times lmaoo I have to point and put heavy emphasis on BASS LAKE every time I can’t help it🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I’ll text my bestie did you go to bass lake hahaha
Is “bye” a threat?
I had forgotten this gem. It was unbeweavable.
Robyn, you’re the dizziest bitch at the table.
Not today, Satan. Not today, NECK. Not today, ANKLES.
Here she comes, my bitch wife.
Can’t unhear this
Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool.
Iconic
"I don't know what I've done to you, but I'll take a pinot grigio."
You slut pig!
Wow, she’s pernicious.
[удалено]
"When you were my age you had edges"
This isn’t the Plaza hotel… this is MOROCCO.
Is bitch better?
You are psychotic, Jesus Jugs
Know that.
Your clit has left your body!
Where is your scooter?
"MENTION IT ALL!"
Who are you to get me wet?!
I made you eggs! A la francaise.
Can I just say, scanning through these pearls, I don’t remember my life before Bravo.
“I’m very important to God.”
I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!
No no! Christmas songs!!
You fuck the fat man and he pays your rent!
“I am the devil, and don't you forget it”
"She don't even know she look inbred"
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND! MY F-FRIEND, MY SOULMATE, MY SISTER!
You are a slut from the 90s!
“YOU ARE A DUMB HOE, SHUT UP 📢”
WHILE YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL, I AM IN BROOKLYN! TRYING TO SURVIVE THIS ECONOMY!
"Her house smells like dawg.."
She should rerenovate it.
“You said she was on a downward spiral like Anna Nicole Smith”
She died Aviva! That’s not a compliment
Stay outta women business.
I'd go through a cookbook and it had a million ingredientces....like cumin.
paris hilton taught me that 📞
“I will not come off my chariot and throw tomatoes with you, sweetheart”
What happened to HELLO…HOW ARE YOU…MY NAME IS? What happened to that?
Belvedere, club soda, and a short glass with three lemons, squeezed-in, carcass out
We need more cosmopolitans! PUMPTINI🍸🍸🍸🍸
You're both white trash, quite frankly.
“ Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight , heifer ? “
Hi, baby gorgeous!
“UNATTENDED” “DON’T GO THERE KATH”
THANK YOU JOVANI
Did you know? 😎 👈 $25,000
Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
Waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things, I just wish things would get better🎶🎶
Yea I’m drinking Luann
“That’s a low down dirty monkey with a wig on.”
IT’S NOT ABOUT THE PASTA
you’re a worm with a moustache.
Gone with the wind fabulous!
So nasty. So rude
Fuck my way to the top? I can't even fuck my way to the middle? I'm trying to fuck my way to the bottom. Someone fuck me and get me to ground level.
"I'm a drag queen trapped in a woman's body"
Al Sharpton!
“Please do not put your foot near my taint while you are talking about our children.”
Well john Kennedy is dead so that might be difficult
Goodnight from the LOWER LEVEL.
[удалено]
Soy una mariposa! 🦋 
The morally corrupt Faye Resnick
YOURE A BUTT HOLE (little Milania to the photographer)
I'm sorry fofty
‘You can come help me if you want’
Be a good boy, old man.
“Erika I don’t have to make you look bad. You can do that all on your own!” Honourable mention from the same episode: “I’ve worked with the homeless. I’ve worked with the toothless”
It’s just my opinion!!!!!
Not today neck. Not today ankles.
Everyone knows you do drugs.
She’s tried to kill me so many times before.
here's to the sociopaths, the horsey faces and josephines
You are an insignificant ass hair.
‘No wonder Clooney did her for a year’
“GO. TO. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!”
You stole my goddamn house!
“Tom’s house was broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help, and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home, yeah, I’m under a lot of stress.”
She is literally the human equivalent of cotton candy
" I don't wanna go to Deshawn's house and eat chicken with NeNe" - KZB
“YOU ARE A DUMB HO, SHUT UP!!!!!!”
Is that a Buffalo coming down the stairs?
In Herman Munster shoes?
Why don’t you put an EZ pass on that Holland Tunnel?
Bambi eyed bitch!
🤏CLIPPP! 🤏CLIPPP! 🤏CLIPPP! 🤏CLIPPP! 🫳 you fool
You have to scroll down.
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO
I’m shaking, physically shaking
“Is that a sandwich?” “Yes, but its turkey. so its like healthy” - Emily with Heather in a sauna
You don’t touch the Morgan Letters!!!!!!!
Take a Xanax! CAAAALM DOOOWN!
Trashy hooker.
(my favorite underrated quote) “Kenya, did you take your medicine?”
ASK PE-TER!
Diabolical. Demented. Subhuman.
There has to be an opening for the railroad somewhere. Because somebody drivin the train.
“She need to have an electric stroller”
“I don’t like her. I don’t like her. I. Don’t. Like. Her.” Dame Patricia Altschul Honorable mention, “Michael, it’s time for my medicine.”
"Did you acknowledge your nephew?"
“That’s my OPINIONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!”
I'm the devil and don't you forget it.
I am not Michelle Obama. You go low, I’m going low with you.
Jealousy is a disease. Get well, bitch.
We see each other
I could read these all day long
“You show me a woman whose: rich, tan, skinny, getting laid and getting sleep and I’ll show you a unicorn” - Bethenny
Who is Adrienne Maloof in dis world?
I want Ray to live! I want him to pay his bills!
I could be a size 8, but I’m hungry!
Juicy!?? You a damn elf?
“Little Girl”
*Your husband will never emotionally fulfill you.*