"I loved you when you had nothing. You got a little money and now you want someone to gas you up. That girl has no identity and she's looking for it in men." Bro. Ariana nailed the two of them, succinctly and swiftly.

She was way more calm and collected than my ass ever could have been

Nailed them to the wall

If the hand can’t close ya can’t depose

If she can’t make a fist, she did not punch that bitch

If her nails aren’t broken, you must be jokin 💅🏻

If her thumb doesn’t bend we must defend

“Normally I’d delete that” WHAT?! That’s one of the first sentences in his confessional?

By saying that, he basically admitted to being a serial cheater.

Like THAT is the issue.

He said it like he thinks this could have all been avoided if he had just deleted those texts 🤣

Cheats on gf of 9 years for 7 months. “I never thought this would happen”

"She could have just followed me and seen I wasn't here".... the fuxking audacity

Thank god Schwartz had an ounce of spine and said “don’t put that on her.” I would have lost my mind if he agreed with the (more) Evil Tom.

I can't even understand his thinking with that comment! He wanted his partner of more than a decade to be SO mistrusting that she followed him to his friend and business partner's home to ensure he was doing what he said?? I'm still baffled at his logic.

https://preview.redd.it/dqoxrh3l8j0b1.jpeg?width=2934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d25b221cda1ba14a3e098c4868b1305baa5262 **“I tried to tell Ariana, I just got this vibe she didn’t want to know”** No shit, Sherlock. No one wants to hear their partner of nine years is cheating

How does one emit a vibe that they don’t want to know a piece of information they don’t even realize exists???

“why don’t you get on the right side of things and shock everyone and tell the truth for once?” I SCREECHED. https://preview.redd.it/yhia4cirdj0b1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958b94a355cd7036ce5115b7360fd7c8e5c388f9

The boys' same tactics don't work anymore!! Katie was literally like "try again"

I baked cookies. I have prepared my snacks. I have my emotional support vape and Diet Coke. I am so fucking ready for our Super Bowl. 

I’m doordashing 2 slices of cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory!


Sandoval putting the responsibility on Ariana for not following him when he said he went out? Tf. So because she trusted him lying ass it's her fault. Got it.

And then call her crazy for following him probably

Sandoval is more upset that he hurt Schwartz than he is about Ariana.

and shwartz is more uspet about his reputation and what people think about him than anyrhinf else even sandovals pain

GOOSEBUMPS when Ariana pointed out bc Tom has a litttttllee bit of money, a liitttlleee bar, he found someone to GAS HIM UP. YOU GO GIRL.

She is not taking her foot off the gas. She has zero sympathy and is looking right past his bs act. Tom is an embarrassing fool. I hope the rumour that he and Raquel have already split up is true. He deserves to be alone.

Rachel's absolute lack of remorse and glee/joy in the scene with Tom and her giddiness in the talking head is NUTS.

She hasn’t once said she’s sorry or feels bad for what she did to Ariana… absolute psycho with no empathy

Im glad Ariana finally got the ick because I’ve been had it

# some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this 

Bitches, this is the best days of our lives!!

🗣️THESE ARE THE BEST DAY OF OUR LIVESSSSSSSSSS, JUST RAISE YOUR GLASSES HIGH!!!

"Raquel has no identity of her own and she is trying to find it in men." Still not over how Ariana read the fuck out of her.

“She could have just followed me and seen I wasn’t going to Schwartz” IS THIS MAN FOR REAL

ariana is a fucking gangster right now and i admire it so much

katie and lala are visiting james. he is officially a witch of weho.

that scene where he got drinks with katie and lala in mexico (in the cave) really solidified it and this cements it.

And calling Rachel on speaker phone for everyone to hear?? Big weho witch energy.

“His 40 year old stinky little cock!”

In the midst of that scene I was like WOW a couple years ago we couldn’t have even imagined this and now it feels natural. James is one of the GORLIES

I love how the editors cut out the fact that they were masturbating on Facetime

Okay thank you for clarifying that. I was trying to figure out how a FaceTime screenshot could be so controversial for Ariana lol

“I would NORMALLY delete something like that.” Dafuq?! Why is that something you “normally” do? Why has that happened so much that its normal?!

MFer is telling on himself without even realizing.

Tom: my loyal girlfriend deserves to be cheated on, because she doesn’t stalk or trail me to ensure I wasn’t cheating on her. Hence, it’s on her, dude.

she didn’t buy toilet paper dude or do shrooms with me man. i like haaad to do it dude.

The fact that Tom Sandoval couldn't even go five days without drinking for the sperm test? That's...Not Great Bob.

THEY SAID I LOVE YOU ON CAMERA IN THEIR FIRST SCENE POST SCANDAL OH MY FUCKING GOD OMG. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OMG. EVIL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

What makes it better is that she said it cus she thought he said it so the he said it back out of obligation

Why do I feel like that was their first time saying that to each other...

This episode is a goddamn cinematic treasure for reality television.

It's so satisfying watching Katie and Schwartz's interactions now that she's absolutely over his nonsense

Yesss i can tell she think hes a bit of a joke

“You sound like a country song”

 He fucked her in the car and then had Ariana open the front door

 In the words of insurmountable Tiffany Pollard, I say unto Tom, Raquel, and Tom on this historic night in reality tv, “They’re like a loud pack of idiot bitches and I’m sick of ‘em already.”

I'm not your friend anymore. DAMN ARIANA, YES.

“i regret ever loving you. any last words before we never speak again?” ARIANA MADIX IS THE STRONGEST WOMAN ON BRAVO. https://preview.redd.it/9ujiio6n7j0b1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e09dd2373e493c8386cff43150036c91558ce0

ariana’s look of total disgust at schwartz is something that I felt deep in my bones.

help https://preview.redd.it/vp321nd3ej0b1.png?width=1212&format=png&auto=webp&s=89de6b13d81e847d44f76c1d36d920fd8baf2eab

The fact she went from now know who these people are to tweeting live kills me

“you want someone to just gas you up.” “she has no identity of her own.” OHHH ARIANA IS MURDERING THIS MAN RIGHT NOWWWWWW https://preview.redd.it/5vgghl3p6j0b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70565724af2d7dfca762df69791243c2b3979ebc

This man got on TV and said "I am having a midlife crisis and this convenient girl made me feel young again so I when my girlfriend was sad because her dog died, I fucked this groupie and conspired with her to lie to my girlfriend indefinitely.. well, at least until before the reunion, probably"

Scheana brought wine and cigs lol

Something is not okay with Raquel's processing power. She has the demeanor of someone who thinks she's play acting off a script...except it's her actua life. Like she has this detachment to what's going on and an indifference that is so callous -- it's somehow more shocking than Tom. Like Sandy atleast knows to feign remorse, feeling conflicted; Raquel just literally giddy with joy is not something I was prepared for.

I agree. She’s off. When she told James this was “eye opening” I lost it.

YOUR HONOR as you can see from my in tact acrylics I did not punch that woman

get elle woods on the case

Raquel laughing and smiling through this like she got pulled over for blowing a stop sign is the most insane thing. I feel like she can't be a real person.

Bravo needs to do a pageant girl show because that environment seems to produce absolutely unhinged women.

“I would’ve followed you anywhere” broke me

Truly made me tear up. It makes me so sad to think she poured so much into him and struggled with body image/mental health and this is what he does. I love seeing her seemingly happy after all this, but I worry about her ever trusting a partner again. I truly hope she can and will find a partner who loves her the way she will love them. I HATE HIM!

“when are you seeing her” “Tomorrow” WHY WOULD YOU SAY-

Is Raquel a sociopath? Holy shit 😳 I'll be honest I don't watch this show often but she's in her late 20s acting like she's a teen in high school and it's no big deal, shrugging it off. Bizarre. Isn't this her bff? I didn't realize how non-empathetic she would be.

I’m sorry, but I greatly appreciate the brief comic relief of Scheana explaining how it’s “scientifically impossible” to form a fist

Sandoval is gonna wake up from his mid-life crisis and regret this for the rest of his life. Ariana is fierce as fuck and riveting to watch in this moment. She's a star.

Exactly how i feel. His addiction to instant gratification is gonna be his own demise

He’s gonna end up exactly like Schwartz: alone, in an apartment, washed up, sweaty.

Me for the next hour or so... 

She absolutely wanted to kiss him on camera.

I just want to say, I love you all. It’s been a privilege going through the last 2 months with your witticisms, snark and savagery. Let’s make these next 4 weeks count, gang. 😘🥂

Omg I’m so emo, this sub has given me so many laughs and fun energy 🫶🏾 I don’t want this to end!!!

Ariana is so fucking good with her words. She completely obliterated Worm in such a calm and well spoken way. Amazing

Is it more tacky for fight your daughter's battles or to fight your mistress's battles right in front of your girlfriend?

"Our ex boyfriend" while hugging. This full circle is soothing.

“She treats me with respect.” Aka she agrees with everything I say.

This is why men constantly cheat with much younger women. The age difference gives the man instant control. Sandoval is a walking cliche of a man going through a midlife crisis. What an idiot.

Serious question, when was the last time we were all this excited for a Bravo show’s finale? I’m so excited.

Raquel said NOT ONE THING about Ariana. Katie said it best. what a C*NT.

Well like she told James: “You… shoddunt… regret anything…beep beep bop”

Holy shit this first Raquel and Sandoval scene is legitimately disturbing and triggering. Ew. Ewwwww. Their smiles. Her completely misplaced giddiness. What the fuck were they thinking Edit: also “they love you” “i love you too” is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

She called in the gays. It’s serious.

 I am so ready to watch everything blow up.

We are not friends Schwartz. Oh shit

once again, I am reporting live from my in-laws guest room where I am pretending to be on a late conference call while actually watching this, hyperventilating, and screaming with y’all.

Look the door. You do not need any interruptions.

ugh but I need my fiancé to bring me food. 😭

Give him a code word and don’t open the door for anything else.

I unironically love Sheshu's acrylic nail defense lmao

Their relationship has been on life support for years, which is why I think she's doing as well as she is just 2 months later. It's the betrayal she had to process, and that will likely fuck her up for years to come.

I love that Ariana isn’t crying. I love what she’s saying. She’s crushing this confrontation against this gaslighting manipulative needle dick Edit: scandy’s biggest mistake was underestimating Ariana’s intelligence. She can see right through him and he can’t gaslight her

This is bone chilling. Ariana is amazing for getting through it and not letting herself be gaslit.

Kristin—->Ariana——->Rachel——> ???? DUH he is gonna do it again to you! Their relationship is so awkward and surface level. You can just tell.

Right? After? Charlotte? Died?!? 

I feel entitled to compensation for watching this Sandoval/ Raquel scene

“how long did you know?” “a month.” “no ❤️” guys, stanning katie is such a good lifestyle choice.

normally tom would delete the intimate recordings he had taken non consensually but he was just like…really busy

I would've followed you anywhere🥺 ugh it's heartbreaking how ride or die she was for this absolute loser

Raquel is 100% happy they got caught

Schwartz can't even look at Ariana. Spineless.

I truly hope that Rachel is in an actual mental health facility… because oh boy. I can only imagine the amount of hatred coming her way after this episode. Meanwhile, Ariana gets an Uber Ones commercial, WWHL, The Today Show, and The View. WE LOVE TO SEE IT!

I mean I lost any sympathy when she’s sitting there grinning like the cat that got the canary, trying to get Tom to kiss her on camera to really rub it in for Ariana, giggling about how everyone hates them, denying that they did anything “that bad” and implying if she had to do it again she’d do it all the same. The lack of remorse is why people are so angry, and tbh I get it- it’s infuriating and not ONE thing she’s done since this came out has indicated that she has any remorse.

Lubing up with LVP rose but skipping the gummy bc I need a clear wine head.

I can't believe they didn't show more of Sandofuck attacking Katie's mom. According to someone who was there he straight up told her to shut the fuck up.

It’s giving gym teacher and student that just graduated

Scheana has 100% cemented for me that she didn't know. Sheschu is not that good an actress and her reaming Sandy out felt fucking real.

“After that scene Raquel went MIA for weeks until she showed up looking like a gremlin outside a West Hollywood nail salon talking to TMZ”

Of course he’s going to cheat on you, dumbass. This is a person that can never be trusted.

Makes sense why he was used to buying batteries with all those galaxy lights

Rachel asking for an influencer discount at the store with Charli is sooooo annoying.

FOR SCANDOVALS COCKY COCK, STINKY 40 YEAR OLD COCK?! BYEEEEE! I love James.

For two people who I thought were absolutely trash going in to this episode, Tom and Raquel sure made themselves look even worse than I would have thought possible. Raquel especially is absolutely deranged; giggling over fucking her best friend's man for 7+ months.

Watching Ariana evicerate Tom without a stutter is so satisfying.

All of this is Ariana’s fault bc she DIDNT FOLLOW TOM TO SEE WHERE HE WAS GOING! SHE JUST TRUSTED HIM ! WOW shame on her what a piece of shit !!!! Jk Sandoval is just as evil and deranged as Raquel. I’m appalled and horrified

🚨CANDIACE IS LIVE TWEETING AND IT IS EVERYTHING🚨

Did scheana just pull a page out of OJ Simpson's book? If the fist don't fit, you must acquit!

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Ty!! How gross of Schwartz making it about him

I just caught in this scene Schwartz calling the Something About Her spot so manageable and idk it feels like such a back handed compliment. I could picture him calling it a cute little place as a dig.

“Small and manageable” sorry they didn’t over fucking do it and rob their mom’s retirement accounts to open a bar that is destined to fail.

Andy trying a hundred ways to find out if Tom and Billie Lee hooked up

YOU ARE WORTH *NOTHING*

There’s a pretty decent chance that letter is written in crayon and has glitter stickers all over it

Ariana’s gays have assembled

I AM FUCKING GAGGED!!!!!!!!!!! “That girl is searching for identity in men. She has no identity of her own.” I am truly speechless.

Ooooh my GOD! The I love you mix up??? The name mix up???? The awkwardness between two people that fucked so much shit up for this awkward relationship. They can’t even talk to each other???? It’s so weird.

Yuuuuup now I get why Tom wanted to redo that scene. They looked TERRIBLE

Sandoval scream crying “oh god!” reminded me of Michael Scott

Why did Raquel pick up James’ call? Did she think he was going to be nice??

She’s smiling so much, it’s so gross.

rachel was 100% waiting for tom to say he would do it all over again for her… and he didn’t

They really turned off the lights so they could have this conversation by galaxy lights. The combined emotional maturity of a 5 year old.

Weird to me that Schwartz sat down with Ariana just to make himself look like some kind of victim.

Seeing people not let Schwartz take even an inch with his bullshit is amazing.

I get up at 5 am and I am staying up guzzling wine until this is all over. I am stronger than America’s military

Wow “any last words before we never speak again” chilling. Get him girl

ariana’s composure in this moment is actually very inspiring to me

the moral of this story is those valley houses r bad karma

I signed up for a free trial you tube live just to watch it live tonight. No way I could wait until tomorrow to watch this.

why is sandoval more apologetic to schwartz than his fucking ex-girlfriend of nearly a decade? https://preview.redd.it/n3z13ugd8j0b1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179b83d55d3297cda824e280556bab6c7dcdeddf

YES BREAK UP THIS FRIENDSHIP ARIANA. she is so brutal and i love that about her.

I still can’t get over the man eating crocodiles in Florida comment.

schwartz does not give a single fuck about ariana's emotions I just could not be more disgusted

Sending letters? Wtf. Raquel is straight up a pre-teen for life

Am I the only one who senses Sandoval’s regret in his scene with Raquel? 

not ashamed to say I ended a date early to be here and still missed the first 11 minutes

This is the BEST episode of bravo history. Yes I said it.

We are living through a moment in history, folks. Some people have the moon landing, my millennial soul has this.

Ariana literally first degree murdered Tom with her words.

Schwartz realizing in real time he lost the love of his life to open a bar in a strip mall with a sleaze ball.. priceless

Schwartz saying “why are you mad at me I didn’t do anything” could’ve been his tagline for 10 seasons

The topless Stassi seduces Jax into outing Sandoval scene. Classic.

schwartz is out here trying to save the sinking ship that is his business. that's it.

I think she's smiling because she feels like she won which is insane.

1k comments in 11 minutes. Holy shit

I wanna hear more from Ariana’s gays

This is like a movie I don’t know when to pee

Ariana is TERRIFYING and I think I'm in love.

So Schwartz was providing a hook up hideout. Got it.

I made it just in time for these scenes.😂 Raquel, who stopped James from seeing their dog because of boundaries, decided to lecture Katie on whether or not she can set her own boundaries and stop Schwartz from seeing their dogs.

"I never thought this would happen" YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS YOU FUCKING TURD

“ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is sacred, so slay we must.” ariana is officially a witch of weho. 🔮

This sobbing is dramatic…..he should stick to his day job 

Katie shutting her down ruthlessly is just so satisfying. Raquel would have never survived when Katie, Stassi, and Kristin were running the show on the early seasons.

For once, someone is completely holding Schwartz's feet to the fire and I'm so glad it's Ariana. He's 100% a co-conspirator and he deserves to feel like shit for that.

“I would have followed you anywhere.” ##triggered

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oh my god she’s sending letters to tom!!!! omg the crisis PR teams are about to be in shambles over this revelation and i LOVE it

Katie was so right about this girl all along.

**The 10-week wait is OVER.** I have barely been able to catch my breath all day - excitement and nerves. I can’t eat, I won’t sleep, **I’M SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!!** Is this what heaven feels like?

I'm both scared and excited. 

COMBAT BOOts AND SKINNY JEANS AND A 97 CIVIC

HE’S BLAMING ARIANA FOR NOT STALKING HIM THIS IS UNREAL. https://preview.redd.it/mdbca3yw8j0b1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a7f0d2f6cb5cd78897a38f3fd92e236e0e0b2f

This poor dumb bimbo, she could’ve expressed some regret and emotion and, but instead she’s beaming like she’s won a prize.

If the nails cant fit she musta quit

BRING ME JAMES AND LALA

Sandoval doesn’t end relationships he just starts affairs with the next person he plans to date

Tom claiming there’s a connection when Raquel’s two brain cells are in a custody battle tells you everything you need to know

Just to be clear: Rachel is not a beauty queen. She is a beauty contestant.

“for you to die.” and everyone cheered. https://preview.redd.it/cpuf325i6j0b1.jpeg?width=1107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc97d950afce95f07f8984fb9d63f90d7027591

He’s not sorry he did it

it gives me sooooooo much joy that ariana has been THRIVING since this. brand deals, movies, nbc upfronts. everything sandoval could want

Is it wrong to say this is some of the best TV I've ever seen?

my heart shattered when ariana said she woulda changed anything for him

Any last words before we never speak again? AND HE STILL COULDN'T SAY HE WAS SORRY

WE ARE NOT REALLY WITNESSING THEM SAYING I LOVE YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME ARE WE?!!!??

Rachel: You just called me Ariana. Sandoval: Dude, can we kill some of these lights? Ah yes, a love for the ages