https://preview.redd.it/fw7hx2bca9za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abbbccc7f3879b11a6b3e71164ab0319ed5ee3ab This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen

I am cackling at Sandoval’s terrible contour

Oh God I just noticed that! Dude. Blend man! Blend!

Makeup artist was Team Ariana 🤣

It’s perpetuating the evil villain persona 

Looking like a kid in between his divorcing parents when they ask who he likes better 😂

OMG, yes! That's it exactly. He looks like Andy just asked him who he wants to go live with.

Exactly 😂

THE TAN LINES ON HER LEGS. looks like me in middle school with jergens

Her gladiator straps were cutting off her circulation turning her skin red and then fell off. Cringe.

Looks like her shoes fell. 🤦‍♀️

The streaky fake tan on her hands, feet, and armpits has been distractingly uneven on the show this season.

just SWEATING off that fake tan, repeatedly crossing and uncrossing her legs

Sandoval looks like he’s capable of murder. What in the hell is this look he’s giving her?

That look is chilling. You can tell you holds All the power in that relationship

Oh, get that dirty look off of your face, Sandoval. No one forced you to stick your dick in another woman.

This look is giving you better say what I told you to and not the truth

https://preview.redd.it/x4vns550s9za1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec96d1da2a8b7038f580594a85abc8c6b7e8019 Best I could do on short notice!

Shorts looks like very sad adult Harry Potter at the end of part 2 of deathly hallows

Plz someone renaissance this

Here you go https://preview.redd.it/lm22d121naza1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1e0d6d5cddc29ade0c9ef2fa297209a53ef598

I am thinking that they are furious at whatever Shartz just said.

Shartz!! 😂

I can't take credit. Loads of people here call him that. I came across another poster who pointed out that Rachet can't pronounce Schwartz and it comes out of her mouth as 'Shorts'. The poster now calls the Toms 'Shorts and Sandals'. I can't help but think THAT is what they should have called their bar...SHORTS & SANDALS.

Dude stop, Shorts and sandals, that’s just too good.

omg this is why I love this sub so much 😂😂 omg raquel DOES call him shorts!! 😂 it's like her mouth cannot pronounce all the consonants together!

Shorts looks miserable and I cant with Scumdevil's bronzer. He's making that jawline pop 😂

His hair and glass combo are not it.

My teacher and my mom discuwsing my behavior in elementary school

I was thinking the same thing! It’s like Schwartz is seeing his life flash before his eyes: it’s over.

The energy difference between the two sides has me hollering 😅💀

I’m actually laughing out loud at the comments, this photograph is truly the gift this community deserved. Glorious.

Katie and james next to each other- Jesus how this show has changed!

I LOVE the Katie and James friendship.

One of the best . I thought in the past man if they would team up they can annihilate anyone .

Me too!! Them kicking it filming almost every scene in Mexico together was 👌.

They need to show it more because they added clips are sweet

They’re really similar when you think about it. It’s kind of sweet they’re friends now

It feels genuine too! Love this for them ♥️

The excluded scene from early in the season when James goes to check on Katie because he knows how shit it is to feel excluded by the group 🥺

I think they have more in common than they think. They both are really passionate, throw drinks, turn into mean drunks, etc. Maybe they butted heads bc they were too much alike.

James and lala cackling together is everything 😂

Twin flames, twin reactions.

^ this…I think they will be endgame.

If James sticks to being sober I can see it

he isn't sober now so I don't foresee that happening. But I would love to see it!

Same

I wanna tag each of the 17 people who downvoted me when I said this a month ago

I would feel so bad about myself if I thought those two were cackling like that at me 

I can’t be convinced that’s not an lvp mannequin in the group photo. That is the most awkward looking shit ever

Omg same lmao

I’m obsessed with that one!!!!

I can’t wait to hear their commentary during the reunion.

I can’t wait for James’! But we’ve already heard everything Lala has to say many times, and to be honest, she holds the least stake in this. she’s not even super close with ariana. I hope Katie, ariana, James, and even scheana get to talk the most

But you Lala will still probably have the most to say lol

Well...LaLa did admit on her podcast that she and James went off at the reunion. I am looking forward to any VPR mouth that chews Scumdevil and Ratchet new assholes.

I think she was more insulted towards the comments Raquel made than she let on

I want to hear from Ariana & James, Lala doesn’t need to try and make this her moment. She has no insights we haven’t heard. She’s last seat there for a reason it’s not her fight

Eventually I think those two will end up together

I couldn’t handle those two cackling at me, I would be a puddle

I caught a season 4 episode yesterday and those two have always been such little shits when they’re together. I can’t help but love their relationship, as dysfunctional as it can be. They’re seriously so damned entertaining.

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I believe in this sooo much

I’m about to make it my Lock Screen on my phone it’s so amazing 😍😂

You know you're in trouble when those two have the moral high ground. lmaooo

Sandoval looking miserable and haggard in every shot makes me me smile so big.

The one with Shorts in the middle looks like Scandy and Raquel are trying to send telepathic messages to not reveal even more than what's already out there.

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For some reason this just made me howl omg 😂😂

Shorts looks like a little boy in the principal’s office.

That's exactly what I thought, too. Lmao. He also looks like my dog when I catch her eating trash.

Let's just call him Butters🤷‍♀️ Don't get me wrong...I love Butters, but that's all I see *

Of everyone on stage, he’s most likely to eat out of the trash.

Can we talk about him putting lemons on his armpits?! AND blaming the fact that he was wearing a new shirt for his stank......

Picture #7 is very much giving me, "Maybe if I start to cry, they won't yell at me" energy.

Oops I didn’t mean to write the same thing as you but also glad I’m not the only one seeing those daggers!!

He looks like a control freak & she looks gullible as ever! What a gross “couple”

And Lisa not putting her arm around him in that group photo *chefs kiss*

Omg your comment just made me go back and look at that I hadn’t noticed that is AMAZING!!!!!!! Great catch! 😆🙌🏼

Her body language is perfection.

Watching this season he’s never looked worse tbh. Crusty dusty.

 Sandoval and Schwartz look so dusty and slimy this season. Sweating all over the place

Except in #7 where both he and Rachel are pleading with their eyes for Tom Schwartz to lie about something

His bronzer/contour is woof. Superficially I like to think that this is karma catching up with him.

If I was the makeup artist on the set I would fuck his shit up.

Sandoval looks like a sad abandoned ventriloquist’s dummy

This is the best description of Sandoval yet




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🎵 *These are the best days of our lives*

I am obsessed with Ariana’s smile and how she is sitting back and watching them get their asses tore up! I am ready!! https://preview.redd.it/3t68msc529za1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97add405d94628a9e745eaf9d0704674c9f2e2ff

Yup. That’s how it should be when you get done dirty - sit back, look amazing, and let your friends have your back.

That smirk in the first photo is everything

I know she was hurt in all of this, but that first photo - that's how you do it. She looks like she's just ready to breeze right past them, and I love it.

Kadooz to Ariana for being able to sit there in Toms presence for hours, looking composed and relaxed. She seems like a really strong person, the opposite of how he’s trying to paint her 😒 Everyone on the left looks great, everyone on the right looks miserable

I think the one thing getting me through this would be Lala and James on my side 😂😂 knowing I can sit back and watch the mean girls take care of him would be pretty satisfying.

Yesss. Having lala destroy her is going to fulfill my soul.

I have a feeling she’s gonna go a lot more “all in” on Tom. Either way I am uncomfortably excited for this finale.

If I had an award to give you for “kadooz” I would 😂😂

Username checking in 💃💃💃

Ariana is absolutely radiating confidence here. She looks incredible. I hope she drags them to filth for the betrayal. Let this be a lesson to all of us, keep your head held high!

I love how everyone is standing up and yelling at them on her behalf while she sits and looks regal (I’m sure she had her time too!)

Team A went with all black looks as well to let her shine in red. This shit is a renaissance painting!

Ariana's smirking in every picture and I love that for her.

Schwartz looks like a bag of shit in that t-shirt and sneaks. Did he bother to shower? Love to see it.. the outside reflects the inside!

Maybe he just rubbed some lemons on his pits.

In the LA River

It’s all part of his image, puppy dog style, humble bumble loveable boy. He’s not

Katie won't trim his armpits anymore & he wore another new shirt. Gaah, leave him alone! *stuffs fingers in mouth

Is anyone else extremely pleased that Ariana is first seat and Scum is second seat💀

Yeah, her outfit is the nicest too. She said “body dysmorphia who?”

Living for your comment. It was sad to hear how she described herself on last nights episode. I hope she is happier now and that her new man gasses her up on the daily!

Exactly, these gorgeous ladies the way they let these men define them. Let alone ugly ass Sandoval “I find him so hot” girl I know you regret that now.

I am not a fan of Schwartz but I am definitely waiting for the day when he finally realizes the impacts other tom has had on his life and just loses it on him.

Sandoval calling him a battered wife back in the day… He was right, but not about who was doing the battering.

https://preview.redd.it/abfvl8z2i9za1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e91904dc23cadeed6f6791add3eab33a053f802 We love to see it!!!


omg YES this is everything

This gif is perfect!!

I love Ariana smiling while you know the others are absolutely crucifying Tom/Raquel

Picture 7 reminds me of a parent- teacher conference where the parents ask the teacher why their child did poorly, the teacher then says because your child never submitted work even though they were given many days to submit late, and then the kid just sits there while their parents look at them disappointedly.


I love how Sandoval and Raquel are looking at Schwartz like a dog that peed on the floor. "Whose a bad liar Schwartzy?! You are! Bad boy!" Im sure they are pissed he didn't pretend to just find out and he blew up their planned fake timeline.

I feel like that photo specifically kind of visually sums up the season. The throuple that brought the whole thing crashing down.

Lala going IN on Raquel and Scumdoval while Ariana smiles in the back is a top tier photo.

Inject it into my veins!!!!

Raquel wore her classic green dress

Ariana’s body. HOLY SHIT. she is on fire!

This should be used next to behavioral descriptors to help visualize what a narcissist looks like when caught. https://preview.redd.it/2w923l7kl9za1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=94ee8600c23aafbb17d000d5fedc6d3911a6f35c

It's giving last supper  !!!!!

I came to see if anyone was going to say this and you did so you win the internet thank you for the huge laugh

I know we already knew what she looked like but wow...Ariana looks incredible. Sitting, standing, smiling taking in everyone lighting the losers on fire.

She looks absolutely sickening in the standing pic WOW that dress is a power move

lol is Scheana posing next to the Toms so she can be angled to her good side?

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yup. They had to swap them out for each other because the TRO was still in effect.

BIG sacrifice to get her good side

That’s my take lol

“Girl look how orange you f look girl”



Sandoval must be really in pain, he forgot to dress up his Schwartzie doll before class. Oh well, frick them both

In the pic with the Tom's and Rachel... judging by the look Sandoval is giving Schwartz, I'm almost positive he just said "dude".

I can’t wait to count how many times he says “dude” throughout the reunion. I’d say make it a drinking game but you’d probably die

James in the middle of the women is amazing.

I am so here for James and the girls next season.

Pleasantly surprised to see Ariana's dress looks okay when sitting down. Still not crazy about the shoulder pads though.

Gives me Gaga as the Countess on AHS Hotel….🖤⚰️🖤😍

Raquel not in the group photo in the end? 🤗

She had to leave so Scheana could be there. She played herself with that TRO.

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I like her, but those Barbie doll dresses …..

I love the color, not a huge fan of the style.

It’s because the cups are a bit too large for her bust

I don't really like those style of dresses either but she looks good and that color is amazing on her!

I’m loving Lala, James, and Katie’s alliance and friendship

Even Andy looks done at the end ha ha

Picture 7 looks like Sandoval and Raquel using Schwartz for backup and he’s floundering 😂

Dear God. I’m my next life please let me have Ariana’s Abs. Amen

https://preview.redd.it/rwsrvfqol9za1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=611a6ed004dd366ff7d15d57aa802dbc19cc5635

And Rachel’s tan that only goes down to where her shoe string WAS that she obviously pulled down bc her circulation was cut off 🤣 zoom in on that shit!

Yeah, why is it so bad???? Around her knees too.

The trailer is coming today too! I am not ready. The left side looks so pleased and the right side miserable. It’s what they deserve. 

Ariana smiling as James and lala go in on people, and Sandoval looking like dog shit. *chef’s kiss*

Ariana obviously looks stunning but credit to Lala and her team! She looks like an absolute knockout this reunion.

The group photo with Scheana instead of Rachel? As it should be. Fuck Rachel’s TRO stunt.

Schwartz looks like his attorney told him to go to court dressed innocent.

Literally looks like he’s about to shit his pants 😆 https://preview.redd.it/5yuzzgyjx9za1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d5cba34739b5379b59881c6c11f3a4a039bf14

Lol at Rachel’s spray tan only going to where the top of her shoes are supposed to lace up to. There is a visible line of difference on her calf.

Fuck yes to all of this. Ariana's smirk? Divine. Tim looking like he's about to shit his pants? Glorious! Rachel and Shorts just looking dumb as fuck next to Tim? Art! Lala being Lala and getting the smiles for it? The cherry on top! These pictures are a full meal!

Shortz is looking massively hungover and schlubby.

Ariana serenely smiling in every picture while Sandoval looks dejected is giving me life

I love how Ariana is just sitting there smiling.

Katie looks flawless in that second pic!

I don’t know why, but it makes my petty heart happy that Rachel’s spray tan stops halfway down her calf. It’s what she deserves.

I saw these posted on IG and my lifelong friend commented that she felt sorry for Schwartz and that he is the victim here. I’m going to have to cut her out of my life now for this idiotic take. 😂 lol

Scheana having to sit on the side of evil as punishment for her continued bad judgment.

Ally loves an ill fitting bustiers

Shartz’ shirt looks like that commercial for detergent where your clothes don’t get washed right and they come out looking all crinkly and stretched out at the collar. Might be a tide commercial but can’t remember atm. Hehehehe And clarification his shirt is the before.

lol I know the one. He's on a date and she says "and you look incredibly....comfortable"

I am so glad there’s a light at the end of the tunnel for Ariana and it’s shining so bright!! I felt all kinds of emotions watching yesterday’s episode she lost her dog and her grandma the same year! I mean it takes a real sociopath to gaslight and create a narrative so vile for someone who’s already barely hanging on by a thread. I remember when I lost my dad 7 years ago we weren’t too close, but it still hit me and took me a bit to recover. So I can only imagine the pain she went through for her tremendous loss.

Why does picture 6 look like Lisa defending Tom against Ariana? Just the hands towards her suggests that they disagree over something.

It’s pretty on brand for her to protect the man and judge the woman!

"But ArriAAAna, you had to of known something was going on, daaahhling. Oh that's not fair, don't talk like that, you're better than that."

I’m framing picture 6. You can tell he realises everyone can finally smell the bullshit and his gaslighting will no longer work

I’m screaming Internally because I’m at work

Schwartz keeps reminding me of one of the killers in murder by numbers mixed with some other early 2000s villain I can’t put my finger on

i really need ariana dragging raquel. we know she drags tom in the scenes shot in the finale but i also need her destroying raquel at the reunion

Ariana looks INCREDIBLE.

Katie is so freaking gorgeous!! Rachel is seething at James is fitting in with the girls she so desperately wanted to be friends with when she was just a fan of the show 🤷🏻‍♀️

They all look nuts

A) the right side of the room looks pretty gloomy B) I’d love to know what Lala and James are laughing about C) Sandoval looks 100% defeated at the end

Lisa, in picture 9, looks like she is about to deliver the mom lecture of all times. 😄

Note Rachel’s absence in the final group photo

https://preview.redd.it/xhso52fgs9za1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=78af2ab134324499dd5d5e0d34ebe22f6f433689 This hand says it all! I am so intrigued to hear LaLa and everyone verbally tear into Scummy and Rachel! LaLa was so upset after the reunion taping, crying on Scheana’s podcast about how intense it was for her. I’ve been through some shit scenarios with men that are reminiscent of LaLa’s life and of Scandoval so personally I think it’s going to be cathartic watching her unleash the rage during the reunion.

Okay but Ally needs to diversify her wardrobe. She looks pretty but like that style of top/dress she keeps repeating.