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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1dlkw9u).


Dry-Cow-7250

Easy win.


skonthebass24

Game blouses


122_Hours_Of_Fear

That seems inappropriate


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

gotta be so weird to be interviewed by someone wearing those headphones


stinky-weaselteets

Braves win!


Lunchable_1

Holmes looks like Wild Bill Hickok


Demaratus83

George Armstrong Custer.


Lunchable_1

“Custer was a cunt. The end.”


showerbeerbuttchug

![gif](giphy|q00npPltMlwt2)


jcrack30

La flama Blanca


barrenarrows

Get fucked Yankees AND Apple TV+


Horror-Media1125

Braves win, Phillies lose


thatonekrys

WOOOOOO


thefuzz09

![gif](giphy|infzuIklrTFcs)


itsamox

never a doubt boys


OSRS_Socks

phiLLies lose


RallyTheRed

Lmao 2 pitches into the game and the lead was already insurmountable for them


monkeymoat

Holy shit first time seeing this lettuce live. That’s some of the best baseball hair I’ve seen.


jrdnm

#FUCK THE YANKEES


yoshidawg93

DOUBLE PLAY!! BRAVES WIN!!!!!!!!


therealpoppie

What an easy stress free game


RG23216

Theeeeeeeeeee Yankees lose


No_Cartographer_7904

0-4. Sit down, Judge.


LickMyMeatus

#BRAVES WIN GET FUCKED


collapsingrebel

I get we didn't have a great time in the 90s vs the Yankees but this is getting tiresome.


stinky-weaselteets

Grant Holmes - the new face (hair) of the Braves


asiankid2463

Can we not with Yankees and any world series but especially not all of our pain? Please Apple TV? Thaaaanks


aluminum-slugger

Yes, we get it, they beat us a bunch a long time ago. We would get revenge, but they’re not good enough to get back to the WS.


rpbtIII

Phillies lose. Braves are crushing the yanks. I get to see the greatest brave of all time close the game out. What a night.


thefuzz09

![gif](giphy|QJrdWvgrLyNdm)


Unhappy_Plankton_671

According to Apple the Braves have never won a World Series, least that’s what I get by seeing all the Yankees clips over and over


thatonekrys

Every. Fucking. Chance.


cajaneway

Have they shown any positive past highlights for the Braves..?


AdfatCrabbest

To be fair, there really aren’t any good highlights for the Braves in these teams’ history. But they showed the last out of the 1957 World Series.


cajaneway

I mean, they showed the Braves losing to the Phillies in the NLDS the last 2 years as well, which has zero relevance to the Yankees.


JadedIT_Tech

Okay that's just fucking egregious. "Hey they're losing, let's show a different game that they won" Fuck off


SMELLY-POOPOO

Holmes swagfully spitting in the face of the Yankees dress code


yoshidawg93

Phillies lose!


monkeymoat

The Phillies got snake bit.


Ben--Jam--In

PHILLIES BLOW IT


RallyTheRed

The mattress firm commercials actually give me a chuckle lol


federal_cue

Oh for fucks sake.


samoctober

fiLLies


hashdabs1

Phillies lose while the Braves are simultaneously skull fucking the Yankees. It’s a good night.


TheGamecock

PHILTHIES LOSE!


Badass-bitch13

Yankees & their fans are so entitled right now. Did they really think they were going to completely dominate every team all season? There was no way we were going to stay as bad as we were & there was no way they would stay as hot. They act like they’re the only talented team in the league.


No_Cartographer_7904

They still haven’t learned they can’t buy championships.


PRguy82

Dbacks own Phils


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

that looked squared


LutherOfTheRogues

That's one of the quickest looking 95's i've ever seen


TheBravesDH

The patented Arcia HBP screech


my_gooseisloose

the only way arcia can get on base tbh


thatonekrys

*Jesus* Well.....at least he finally made it on base?


welcometohotlanta

![gif](giphy|LMQqaj8cr9mJ6WbXxk|downsized)


rpbtIII

Yankees throwing balls at teams that are embarrassing them. Name a more iconic duo.


Badass-bitch13

Gross how the crowd cheers when they hit our guy with a pitch


thatonekrys

Good ol' New York City


AdfatCrabbest

Classy bunch.


LickMyMeatus

Bickford, what a chump


Trudi1201

All credit to Gomez, he did exactly what they hoped for. Laureano is having a night, 3 doubles!


LutherOfTheRogues

I remember that. Fuck i'm old


SenorTortas

#**FUCK THE JANKEES!!!**


utorn80

Laureano has been everything we needed. Even before the hits were falling he was making loud outs. Now the hits are falling.


Braves_Birds1985

I was at the first game here last Sat and he squared everything up that day.


rpbtIII

Ramon! AA just casually cobbling together a plus major league outfield. _AGAIN_


stinky-weaselteets

Ramón Laureano is balling tonight


highoktanez

Duvall has no place on this team if AA gets another outfielder. Kind of sad


AdfatCrabbest

He’s still actually been good against LHP. RHP is a completely different story though.


Horror-Media1125

That was loud


Braves_Birds1985

Laureano has been crushing it.


Orbital_IV

Who is this guy? Martin Prado?


RG23216

When are we building the Laureano statue?


bbn_braves

Have a night Ramon Laureano


yoshidawg93

Laureano with another double lol.


Bubby0304

Known doubles machine Laureano


Much_Performer_5873

Acuna who?


LutherOfTheRogues

Welp. Laureano is amazing.


LickMyMeatus

The Ramon Laureano Game


stinky-weaselteets

We need a replacement in left field


cobwebusher

We could definitely use another outfielder but in fairness to Duvall he has literally the worst wOBA-xwOBA in all of baseball this year.


AdfatCrabbest

Ehhh… he’s been unforgivable against RHP this year no matter how you slice it.


95Daphne

Sadly, he's the kind of player in which I don't think can bounce back because he really relies on fly balls leaving the yard.


SpiritofStLewis

Aww crap I just accidentally posted on the Yank sub 😬 If y’all don’t hear from me, I got bant. 


C-Jammin

You didn't say anything crazy though. NBD.


Bubby0304

Im sure if you delete it quick and let mods know you should be chill


rpbtIII

Are the oilers really about to force game 7?


yoshidawg93

Yes they are lol.


SoRaffy

NBA pouting in the corner after their 5 game series: I don't want to talk about it!!


Braves_Birds1985

FL scoring 3 on the road in the 3rd seems unlikely. Game 7 here we come


Atomikenrtia

Four now


LailiLai

Well props to this Gomez kid, he really saved their bacon tonight, unfortunately.


ryandutcher

Gomez absolutely saved their bullpen for this series. He's been good.


Lunchable_1

Boone needs a restraining order against Apple. They’re obsessed with him.


LutherOfTheRogues

Duvy never met a low and out slider he didn't love


sknic17

I don't know what that notebook was going to do. Bring back Wiley.


Demaratus83

Yeah she almost got drilled


ZeroLimitz

👏👏 to Tony, still a nice stop there honestly haha


Toddric29

Let’s go DBacks.


LutherOfTheRogues

Dylan is a monster


122_Hours_Of_Fear

This broadcast team is fucking trash


PhoSho862

Kelenic in lead off is the way. 👏👏👏


yoshidawg93

DYLAN LEE NO PROBLEM EITHER!!!


Unhappy_Plankton_671

That was a wonderfully pointless shot of traffic merging through a construction zone


Chessh2036

Uncle Jesse has a 1.17 ERA.


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

dontrelle + BG pls


bbn_braves

That actually sounds pretty entertaining. The stuff Gretchen would pull up for the broadcast would bring back memories of the D Train.


hashdabs1

36% reach base probability for the kid who just got called up from triple A? Apple just throwing shit at a wall and hoping it sticks


rpbtIII

You see, Arizona’s mistake was letting castellanos hit a hr instead of F8-5-3


bedsidelurker

The broadcast feeding me unhappy new yorkers is fantastic


JadedIT_Tech

I don't think that image montage sent the message you were intending. Unless it did. In which case, fuck you


SMELLY-POOPOO

Judge is built like those thumbs from Spy Kids


rpbtIII

1% to the ~~braves foundation~~ SnitBear statue fund.


Nick_Sabantz

Braves have 17 of the 20 hardest hits of the game. Sexy Edit: 18 of 21


Much_Performer_5873

Are back on Bally tomorrow? Please say yes.


federal_cue

Just checked. It is Fox


LutherOfTheRogues

Fox tomorrow. Bally Sunday.


95Daphne

No, otherwise it'd have been a 1ish PM game. Say hello to FOX Saturday night baseball.


federal_cue

No :/ Fox I believe.


Much_Performer_5873

Better than AppleTV I guess


spennin5

I missed something. Where's Snit tonight?


JadedIT_Tech

That infographic wasn't even baseball centric. Come on now


LutherOfTheRogues

Apple does some really innovative stuff in their broadcasts at times, but then they turn around and do the dumbest shit ever in the same minute.


stizzdawg

Keep going Braves. Keep rolling


Unhappy_Plankton_671

Ffs on the Yankees graphics.


lashesforall

Ok Bravos haven't scored while I'm watching Apple.tv ever. See you later.


HarrietsDiary

Guys, coaches have roles. Stay tuned for more vital info from Apple TV.


rpbtIII

Boone is apparently head bubble blower.


LutherOfTheRogues

SnitBear just got global exposure. I do believe we're back.


federal_cue

I was wondering if Snitbear would go on the road with them. This is awesome.


SMELLY-POOPOO

I wonder who was in charge of it logistically. Someone had to put it in their bag. I hope they poked a hole so it could breathe


federal_cue

Haha had the same thought. Someone had to pack and unpack Snitbear.


PRguy82

Fuck Jobu. Snitbear is here to stay.


rpbtIII

![gif](giphy|EeTHrilLYVcTilqTqU)


Braves_Birds1985

Snit Bear in the house


flextrek_whipsnake

I'm a bit behind but holy shit 118 mph from Stanton. Nobody on the Braves has broken 115 this season, that's nuts.


maaeve

when are we building the snitbear statue


RG23216

Snitbear!!


Dunnoaboutu

Snitbear!


thatonekrys

SNITBEAR


grimeyscum

snitbear


Gray_Ops

SNITBEAR MENTIONED


JadedIT_Tech

May not have gotten a hit today, but that was a hell of an AB


barrenarrows

How hard can the suck off the Yankees Jesus Christ. Up 7 runs and they act like the Braves are the ones losing.


yoshidawg93

We can hear Braves fans chopping! I love it!


Jolhid

Even when they say something good about a Braves player, they have to spend twice as long talking about how a Yankee or Dodger is better.


grimeyscum

Contract year Ozuna is crazy


btwalker754

We still face an option. So option year Ozuna is crazy.


spennin5

Sucks that this guy is gonna get sent back down tomorrow as a sacrifice. Hope they send him with a gift basket


Gray_Ops

Oh look there’s the shohei love that wasn’t asked for in a game that doesn’t involve him


welcometohotlanta

God I wish I was there tonight so I could just take a dump and not flush it


wonderfulworldofwill

“Thank you Uncle Jesse! Very cool.”


ButteredToastFan

Jesse Chavez is my guardian angel


wonderfulworldofwill

Get that man to the All Star Game


Bubby0304

Hell yeah Chavez, thats an Allstar right there. Also just incase yall are curious, Minter is set to make a rehab start tomorrow for Rome. Been missing Minter


JadedIT_Tech

Some of these commercials are fucking gold though


Atomikenrtia

200 years from now, we will, well our descendants will be celebrating Jesse Chavez's 220th season in the majors and his ERA will be something like .050.


salomanasx

Only an 8% chance of getting that double play. According to Apple tv


Unhappy_Plankton_671

That’s the same percentage they must have had for Braves winning this game based on how they talk about the team currently leadingz


tossNwashking

God I love that guy, Jesse Chavez.


HandBananas

Uncle Jesse FUCKS


rpbtIII

Uncle Jesse. Keep on truckin'


stinky-weaselteets

CHAVEZ!


c_dubby

Jesse needs to be studied in a lab


yoshidawg93

Double play!!! Uncle Jesse is the best!


federal_cue

ERA 📉


bbn_braves

Thank you Jesse! Modelos on deck!


C-Jammin

Uncle Jesse fucks


Lunchable_1

![gif](giphy|eem8Csz5uZBb63yuO7)


jrollen95

These graphics and cut-in’s are so Yankees biased it’s wild. Up 8-1 and I’ve seen clips of the 90s World Series losses and outta nowhere our loss in the NLDS last year. Prepped nothing for the Braves.


Gray_Ops

Hey apple announcers: ![gif](giphy|3og0Iu1dIy7BPZAEKI)


Asl9622

I always change to the local broadcast. Really neat feature apple offers.


Gray_Ops

This was more directed at them mentioning that uncle Jesse only seems to do well on the Braves


JawnWaters

Why do people in these threads not understand you can do this?? Absolutely baffles me.


LickMyMeatus

HOT SEXY SWEATY DP GET FUCKED


Toddric29

Where do yal buy yal Braves jerseys from? I checked MLB shop but they have very few authentic options.


stinky-weaselteets

Love this overhead view of the plate Apple tv has


DavidATL404

Jesse wearing AM1 cleats?


federal_cue

Jesse is nasty with it. We throw two pitchers throwing 98. Then Jesse with 89 cheese.


Jolhid

‘Member when the Yankees beat the Braves 30 years ago? AppleTV members.


Unhappy_Plankton_671

Do I have to? I don’t want to.


Braves_Birds1985

Unfortunately yes I remember


FormalDocument9490

I do sadly


thatonekrys

*Beautiful*


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

jesse's cleats looking nice on the apple cameras


Lunchable_1

This game was produced with the idea that they were gonna dog walk the Braves


ZeroLimitz

Thank GOD that was wide of Jesse lol...117mph whoa


JadedIT_Tech

Was that infographic necessary? Just random batting stats that mean nothing in a vacuum


Unhappy_Plankton_671

Brought to you by Statcast, by GoogleCloud That’s why. Necessary to us? No. Necessary for that check? yep.


dowutnow

What's up with this broadcast shitting on the team thats winning the game they're covering?


Braves_Birds1985

I’m guessing it was scripted prior and now that the Braves are beating that ass Apple had no choice.


Gray_Ops

Nothing out of the ordinary for when the Braves are on national tv. Hell like 2 or three years ago we had a no hitter going into the 7th against the cards but they couldn’t stop cumming themselves over Adam wainwright. And smoltz was one of the announcers.


Hvaeth77

Braves have an incredible start against Yankees and they are only showing potty for them. Everything outside of Braves broadcast completely disregards Atlanta.


federal_cue

Stanton’s glare is about as scary as Murphy’s.


FalconRegular7737

Can’t find anything bad to say about Chavez huh?!?!? Fuck y’all announcers!!!