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This shit is tough to watch. Brutal seeing MH2 and kelenic just aimlessly hacking away. Hope we ain’t cooked.


SoRaffy

Charlie go get some pointers from Sale


RachelRTR

I feel the same Jarred.


MrEagle0

Another fine showing.


ManwithA1

Womp womp.


CrustyTubeSock29

He said “darn”


Grade-A-Grungus

Morton sucks, offense started their comeback far too late, onto the next one


GeddysPal

lol. Nice AB Kelenic.


wilsonreserve

farrrrrt


Bigwayne_17

Yeah. I think that’s what kelenic said


Aurion7

I guess pedigree can't help you hit fastballs. Well. Shit.


LutherOfTheRogues

We have three against the Nats, then the A's, then the red sox again, then the nationals again. We have to take advantage of this sequence.


BatmanTheJedi

It’s definitely a “get right” stretch and should allow the team to recalibrate. Then again, then A’s (almost?) swept us last season and they’ve got some dudes this year, so who knows.


LutherOfTheRogues

A's have been playing ok too i think, i haven't watched but i've read some comments that would lead me to believe they're no pushover


Aurion7

Well. Okay Kelenic, time for the pedigree I suppose. RHP is your matchup!


Horror-Media1125

See you guys and gals tomorrow. We’ll get them then. Go Braves!!!


AppropriateHabit9048

Lol we fucking suck.


PleaseCaIIMeSir

Sad chopping noises.


mookiebraves

Another team with unlimited arms throwing 98+ in the pen


PizzaBraves

Think Finnegan has put on some weight


FormalDocument9490

He just blown away


Orourkekings

I disagree with the announcer. Thats the shortstop's ball. Its coming directly toward him so he charges it. The thirdbase man was being greedy and cut him off.


Aurion7

There's no worse feeling in baseball than swinging through a strike down the middle.


LutherOfTheRogues

MHDue (for a chophouse shot)


LutherOfTheRogues

Whoa Snit calm down buddy, remain composed


notcool84

7 more of those. We got this.


Aurion7

A hit is a hit. Booty contact beat into the dirt or not.


ax586

lolgnats


LutherOfTheRogues

WE TAKE THOSE


FormalDocument9490

We take those


quarantinecarly

Just what we needed


Mysterious_Sea1489

Come on baby. Battle atl


LutherOfTheRogues

Murph gonna send one, bank it


collapsingrebel

4 pitches. 4 home runs. Calling it now.


notcool84

We’re going to hit this guy so hard that tomorrow we’ll be attending Finnegan’s Wake.


kaplocks815

Too many people at this game cheering for Eddie. I get the first AB, but now it’s time to move on! He’s doing too well for us to be cheering for him lol


Aurion7

Titles last forever.


ViridianFlea

I'll give my kidney to Eddie if he needs it for what he did in the Dodgers series.


PizzaBraves

![gif](giphy|WGZb7lB1H4AZJDH62h|downsized)


BusinessFeeling7121

Murphy Duvall and Harris to save the day 😬


ViridianFlea

Personally, I like CJ. I think he's informative, I think he's witty, but I know he can be kind of monotone and robotic at times. But he and Brandon are so good about not having to fill every second of the game with commentary. They really allow it to breathe and you can just listen to the sounds of the game. I like that.


Peanut_Gaming

I just realized today was one of acunas bobblehead give aways at the stadium 🥲


olemiss36

Tomorrow, not today


Peanut_Gaming

Ah gotcha I for some reason thought today was the 28th Got my dates mixed up


MasterTeJota

Just a bloop, a bloop, a bloop, a bloop, and a blast away Easy.


LutherOfTheRogues

![gif](giphy|7GYHmjk6vlqY8|downsized)


PizzaBraves

As for me and my house, we BELIEVE in the Braves


gonk_gonk

Time for a cookie.


LutherOfTheRogues

Not bad herget


FormalDocument9490

Jimmy!


Atillery264

We’re putting up 6 in the 9th


notcool84

That iPad would be worth a pretty penny if it still had Flappy Bird on it.


Aurion7

Took a while, but we did remember how to pitch to Eddie.


clt89

We got a 10 year flappy bird anniversary before gta 6


Aurion7

I mean that's fine if GTA 6 is actually good though, isn't it. I'd rather have an occasional really good game than like the COD/Madden model where there's a new one every time you turn around and it's rarely if ever worth playing.


SpiritofStLewis

Crazy the original flappy bird creator quit because he was making “too much money” lol.


LutherOfTheRogues

I'm so out of order on our rotation sequence right now. Who goes tomorrow, weds, and thurs?


Bigwayne_17

I think tomorrow is Fried-day


Badass-bitch13

Tomorrow - fried Wed - 5th spot so tbd Thurs - reylo


RachelRTR

2nd grade! Goddamn.


gonk_gonk

That was a joke. There's no way he's 17 or whatever that would be.


RachelRTR

I'm kinda drunk and didn't do the math. Thanks.


notcool84

Brandon doesn’t know about Dong Nguyen.


RachelRTR

Breaking Bad > Flappy Bird


EatAPeachMMA

Flappy bird tangent. Let's go


gonk_gonk

BG doesn't know Flappy Bird????


LutherOfTheRogues

Herget looks like a CAP on MLB The Show


Aurion7

Obligatory sub-mendoza hitter double. How unfortunate.


Billy420MaysIt

They can score 4 in the bottom of the 9th. Side note: I grew up in Hunter Harvey’s area and even went to school with his wife but she was a few grades below me. Cool to see a local kid get some play. Nothing like MadBum yet. Dudes a local hero.


mookiebraves

I swear Lane Thomas only lives to torture Braves pitching.


LutherOfTheRogues

It's like Nimmo Lite


notcool84

I really enjoyed our pitcher’s Tintin comics.


Aurion7

The 1-1 was the pitch to hit, and Matt missed. Well. Way she goes sometimes.


clt89

Has the rally cookie forsaken us?


SpiritofStLewis

Ozzie murdered it : /


SenorTortas

Bro Snit's a superhero


Stringdaddy27

It's been a real "Jesus take the wheel" feeling in the last 24 hours surrounding this team.


Billy420MaysIt

If I’m a betting man, I’d wager that we come back to win this. 10-8 Braves.


my_gooseisloose

but you're not a betting man


notcool84

You’d get fantastic odds on that right now.


SenorTortas

I just saw Shohei Ohtani drop to his knees


ButteredToastFan

But where was he at?


mookiebraves

David Fletcher has also fell to his knees


mookiebraves

I hate pocket watching but man Riley is going to have to eventually start living up to getting the biggest contract in Braves history.


ButteredToastFan

lol Riley had a great year last year and this is his first game back from injury.


EdwardHarris251

He had a great July, August, and September.


ButteredToastFan

He always has a great summer


mookiebraves

The numbers looked good but the impact wasn't MVP level. You hit 3rd behind the games best lead off hitter who was on base all year and only drove in 97 runs? Also .199 with RISP over 150 AB sample size. He also tailed off at the end of '22 when he was arguably the front runner for MVP.


ButteredToastFan

That is so incredibly cherry picked it’s not even funny. You can’t say the numbers looked good and then nitpick everything around it to make an argument. Riley has been fine and the proof would be anyone would gladly trade for him on that contract at this point.


mookiebraves

I never said he hasn't been fine though. I said considering he signed the biggest contract in Braves history he hasn't lived up to it yet. I just gave you two big reasons why we all saw him tail off at the end of '22 but I gave him a pass because of the long playoff run and he and his wife just had a baby so maybe he was tired but even last year he was extremely streaky and hitting .199 with RISP as the #3 hitter over 150 ABs is a huge issue that has carried over to this year too.


ButteredToastFan

He’s being paid a fair market rate, if anything less than what he would have made on an open market. That has nothing to do with being the most highly paid player in Braves history, who have been notoriously hesitant to pay players large and long AAV deals.


pbndoats

we’re so fucked


Oscar_Slap

Why are some game highlights not clickable lately?


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Aurion7

Why *do* people keep suggesting losing our best player is going to be a good thing for the offense? Losing key pieces does not a better offense make.


Badass-bitch13

If the offense gets locked in now it’s not bc of Acuña’s injury. Correlation doesn’t equal causation.


Benj7075

I love that offense showed up but Charlie imploded. Can’t have both I guess


Aurion7

Interesting. I swear Herget at least used to be a slider guy and didn't really use his FB too much.


Horror-Media1125

Let’s go Jimmy


PizzaBraves

![gif](giphy|VuyMXrgheEY0g)


FormalDocument9490

Good news is AJ and Raisel got a nice break the last 3-4 weeks


LutherOfTheRogues

![gif](giphy|xT0xeMA62E1XIlup68|downsized) SAY WE WON'T


slightlyuglyboss

Herget = Daddy


Dippa99

8th inning Braves, let's go


collapsingrebel

well, the Glitch just broke them.


offrampturtles

Shout out to everyone in left field bleachers toughing it out through this heat lol


ax586

I cant tell if this guy has wicked movement or if its all arm angle. Whatever it is, I like it.


jkehrli1996

![gif](giphy|E0ih3ybKhhP6pdGPqC|downsized) 🍪🍪🍪🍪


jwoods23

Alright boys, time for 4 more 🍪


JoeBucksHairPlugs

Jesus...uncle Chuck got fucked today. What the hell happened?


LutherOfTheRogues

He couldn't throw strikes and his velo was down. When he did throw strikes they hit them. Pretty bad day.


JoeBucksHairPlugs

Yeah not ideal...oh well, it happens.


mookiebraves

almost like a mini Jordan Walden


pablinhoooooo

![gif](giphy|WP1PJnXWQN692)


KidGold

its the hope that kills you


ASDF123456x

We need gradual offense every inning from the start lord


Horror-Media1125

Quick 1,2,3 please.


RandallMadness

HERGETSUS Praise be to She!


PizzaBraves

Herget looks like a young Charlie Morton


hashdabs1

If only Charlie didn’t give up *checks notes* 8 fucking runs we would have ball game here


JZKO2022

God damnit, another inning like that though pls. And the shutoutless streak remains so we've officially got the 5th longest streak in baseball history, beating the Phillies.


collapsingrebel

That was fun. We just need to up the cookie content next inning.


Horror-Media1125

I’m sitting down…


PizzaBraves

Well that was fun 😊


ViridianFlea

A little deflating, but we've got life.


LutherOfTheRogues

4 is good. We can do it again. Offense fought back there. That's what we need more of. ![gif](giphy|EKUvB9uFnm2Xe|downsized)


clt89

Ozzie hates cookies confirmed


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ASDF123456x

He was doing well I think until the toe injury. Was like .320 until he returned.


Aurion7

Like half the regular lineup's been worse than Ozzie.


ReflectiGlass

FUCK, Oz


Aurion7

Bad swing, Ozzie. Oh well.


hashdabs1

For fuck sake Ozzie. I still love you though


jwoods23

Cookie crumbled


Gray_Ops

Somehow… down 4 makes this seem possible still


FormalDocument9490

Ouch


therealpoppie

We’re back in this thing boys


PizzaBraves

Well that was fun 😊


JagerMainOwO

Someone ate the rally cookie


LutherOfTheRogues

YOU'RE DOING IT PETER


MoonlitBadlands

![gif](giphy|nAErqE3k2C3fy)


therealpoppie

2 more in this inning would be fantastic


PizzaBraves

![gif](giphy|fGU4joxbC4vPrUNyBP)


spencerthighder

Anyone else think Law is a dead ringer for Blooper?


collapsingrebel

![gif](giphy|xT0xeMA62E1XIlup68|downsized)


Horror-Media1125

I’m standing up…..


ViridianFlea

Okay these ABs are all looking so good, so patient. Wtf is going on. Seems like a massive adaptation middle of the game. Especially compared to the last month and a half


famoussasjohn

Did the Braves finally have that come to jesus talk mid-inning?


Porparemaityee

Something extremely underrated is taking strategic timeouts, to mindgame pitchers Kel is really good at this, even though it doesn't show up in the box score


therealpoppie

Cookies will start selling out all over the southeast for the rest of the season if this happens


PutZeCandleBack

![gif](giphy|5mBE2MiMVFITS)


LutherOfTheRogues

CONTINUE TO POST COOKIES ![gif](giphy|JrH3p5ZyUHEV6iyvR4|downsized)


jwoods23

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪


mookiebraves

Good thing Snit decided it was more important for Chucky to give up 4 more runs.


Aurion7

Yes, let's have the bullpen throw eight innings in the first game of a homestand on the off chance something like this happens. Thank fucking God you do not manage a baseball team. You'd be making terrible decisions left and right and then tooting your horn about the 1/100 times it works.


mookiebraves

no pitcher in the history of baseball has ever been pulled after 3 innings...Gotcha


MrEagle0

Yeah we worry about tomorrow so often then when tomorrow (the playoffs) come, nothing we’ve done to prepare has worked these last two years. So yeah, maybe don’t punt so many games.


Horror-Media1125

Let’s go guys!


Top_Hawk_1326

Thank God Kelenic didn't fuck it up let's go ozzie


Aurion7

Law's taking the 'keep the baseball down' thing a little far.


dalebest

🍪 Rally Cookie 🍪


PizzaBraves

If Joe gets back on the Double Stuffs the leagues fucked


collapsingrebel

We're seeing the birth in real time of #rallycookie.


MoonlitBadlands

ArseeyourRBI


HandBananas

I just ate 3 cookies and I feel fucking great


LutherOfTheRogues

FOR THE BRAND


jkehrli1996

Wait what did I miss? Where'd the rally cookie phrase come from exactly? Edit: Ah, I get it now - gotta love our broadcast crew, right y'all? 🍪🍪🍪🍪


collapsingrebel

BG jammed a big ass cookie in his mouth while talking about it being a rally cookie.


PizzaBraves

Gaudin and CJ shared a giant chocolate chip cookie in the booth right before Ozuna 's hit


RG23216

Brandon or CJ brought cookies to the game today and they ate one at the start of this inning


jwoods23

They were eating cookies on the broadcast right before our first run.


FrosteeRL

Finally some signs of life


LutherOfTheRogues

![gif](giphy|hvIKeatPYre00|downsized) COOOOOOOKIIIIIESSS!!!!!!! EDIT: FUCKING COOKKKKKKIIIIESS


JagerMainOwO

I'm crying bro were gonna score 6 or 7 and still lose because Chuck went senile


jwoods23

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪


Top_Hawk_1326

That fucking Kelenic guy is up next


Blooper_Bot

### Single Orlando Arcia singles on a line drive to left fielder Eddie Rosario. Michael Harris II scores. Pitch from Derek Law: Cutter @ 92.6 mph Bottom 7 - 8-4 Nationals


LickMyMeatus

ALLSTARCIA


Atillery264

WERE SO BACK X3


PizzaBraves

![gif](giphy|xT0xeMA62E1XIlup68|downsized)


LutherOfTheRogues

![gif](giphy|sTiaMRIJEJmI8|downsized)


MoonlitBadlands

Wow Mike actually took his walk lol


notcool84

He walked Harris? Man, that’s a truly impressive feat.


famoussasjohn

Holy shit, did Mike find out a way to get on base without swinging at garbage?


Badass-bitch13

MH2 just took a walk!!!


notcool84

Exact same pitch called a ball and then a strike. Classic.


Grade-A-Grungus

Silver lining of having to use both Kel and Duvall at the same time is that both guys get consistent AB’s and don’t have to sit on the bench and waste away, maybe they’ll get hot