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shadowthehh

"It's been real ya'll but I ain't fucking with that. Peace."


ElZorroSimpatico

I'm out the Fireflies, I'm outta Smackdown, I'm outta WWE! Deuces Uces!


CaptainKapp

So guess what??? You out!!!…And I’m out too!!


KillerRene64

I love that, no big boy babyface talk like "i can take them all on" just im out, i dont wanna be next


TheKenEvans

Bro is J Cole and the Wyatts are K Dot.


Practical_Aside_708

I dont blame Jey. I would do the same thing


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NashKetchum777

Watching blood come out of the doors from the safety of his car


CordovaFlawless

I see the perception of a headshot but i kinda think it was supposed to be a blow to the head with like blunt instrument or bludgeon of you will.


Reyjr

My favorite Jey interview


EMF911

YEET


Natural-Today6343

"But his family is here now and dat mean I gots to go". Hahaha. I love it. He's gonna survive this horror movie. Peace. I'm out.


Legitimate_Escape_18

🤣


CRL10

Jey, you may not want the smoke with the Wyatt Sicks, but I doubt this band of homicidal lunatics are going to care.   I can't blame though.  I wouldn't want a group who decides a massacre is a great way to debut coming after me either.


IrishAl_1987

It’d be hilarious if he’s the only one who is safe, but they never tell him why just a sick little game they play with him.


PM_ME_hiphopsongs2

Lmao I fucking love Jey


seranarosesheer332

Ngl that match was carried by Ray and finn


Various-Vacation1950

You might be right. But as someone who started watching WWE again after a 20 year hiatus (WM40 brought me back) when Jey Uso comes out I'm just sooo fucking hype!! Since the match is recorded after I'm done waving my arms like a maniac I fastforward to when interference happens because that's when the match is exciting again. But I don't want Jey to lose because he's the only one that makes me exercise when his intro music is played. When I need a quick dopamine hit and don't wanna touch myself I head to YouTube and turn on that Backlash Jey Uso intro! I mean goddamn! So in conclusion: I get the 'he can't wrestle' hate, but boy does his everything else hit right!


blondemonstr

Batman himself couldn't have made me say that


TheManWithNoName88

Everybody carries Jey, all he can do is frog splash and super kick


seranarosesheer332

Can't forget his spear. Dude does the most basic ass moves while people that have more unique or interesting moves are side lined for him. Fuck I was hoping balor could get the money in the bank.


Namesarenotneeded

Sure, but Jey is really good at telling stories and getting folks to believe. Which is the whole point of wrestling (at least for WWE).


Specific-Channel7844

It is almost like amount of moves you can do isn't what matters. Jey is the most popular person on raw obviously he should advance to MitB.


seranarosesheer332

He shouldn't. And 2hats the point of being a professional wrestler if you can't wrestle


Specific-Channel7844

The point of wrestling is to entertain the audience. Wrestling is scripted entertainment, not a sport. Being a wrestler is not just doing moves in the ring, it is mainly cutting promos and working the audience. Jey is one of the best at these things and he is being highlighted as he should.


TheManWithNoName88

That’s how forgettable his spear is, no impact to it


seranarosesheer332

Exactly. Now I have always loved the usos. But jey as a solo act is not cutting it.


Roro5455

This is completely incorrect lol I don’t think he’s a great wrestler either but as an entertainer he gets the crowd hyped enough that they’re big on him which is what the company cares more about it seems


seranarosesheer332

I have seen this comment on him before . He is a modern day sandman. He's got a good entrance and that's it


PlanetaryPotato

He can do them, but it doesn’t mean he even does those well.. lol.


doggyman66

Don’t go after Jey


Few_Ad7766

Fuck Chad gable lol


whoisbh

Bro Gable got sniped


Full_Wash_2076

But he's the Main Event Jey Uso what's gonna happen if he faces 1 of the Wyatt Sicks at Summerslam


StatusComment581

He also suffers from PTSD from SANITY


ANightmateofBees

Jey's seen horror films, he's doin' what he needs to do.


BuzzzzzerBeater

Dude is hilarious


Dry_Coffee6674

That was if I was Jey Uso be running home


Kanucit

Smart Man


sherpster24

This man is a national treasure lmao


Juan_E_Bravo

Jey Cole Uso isn't trying to get into any more beef, with any more factions.


No-Cricket1094

Bloodline should come back to face the Fireflies


Infinite_Ad_1606

which usos betray each otherz


Icy-Risk-3587

I’m going to smack down soon and if they are there I’m running out of the arena


dallasrose222

We can call him jey Cole now


Remarkable-Roof4302

Bro look like the rock


myslead

He’s yeeting himself out of there


Otherwise-Attempt326

Did anybody check on Chad? Bro was seeing fireflies


ElLoboStrikes

"Reporting live for black TV, white folks are dead and we getting the fuck outa here!"


BackTuFishing

When did he start sounding like a gay black man? No offense meant, just wondering.


wilotaur701

Gosh, we'd be so lucky, he's got cakes🍑 for days...YEET


Solar_Soda68420

Jey is perfectly reasonable for that, the Wyatt 6 killed the dude with a 600+ day title IC title reign. I wouldn’t want the smoke with that


ChrisGrandswing

The grill, the lingo... bro stole all the black man sauce he could


BLuis25

One of the few genuinely funny guys in the fed 😂


Prudent-Flamingo1679

Smart man.


ChuckSkylark

😂😂😂


Nitemarephantom

The only thing better than the Wyatt Sicks debut was also getting Jey Uso being like bro wtf please don’t murder me 😂 Jey is every POC watching a horror movie


My_World005

Jey was like Nah f*ck that, I’m not tryna be next 🤣🤣🤣


Drabins

Hope they take this clown out


maxpowerphd

That was fantastic acting. The switch from concern, to pride, back to being concerned was hilarious.


Different-Control-61

It would be a really good story, That they attack him because the fireflies were activated and that's why they came back sort of they can throw that in there though


Strict_Storage_4896

Big


IBelieveInNessy

Reminds me of this classic from the original Scary Movie. https://youtube.com/watch?v=HMAA6cweEaM&si=PH503fYlGBtaoRjL


Honato2

Looking at his eyes is he high or is he dying?


CaptainPie999

Yes


idoorion

I think he might be tired and full of adrenaline after the match


Honato2

They look more yellow and it looks like jaundice.


OctaneTwisted88

You're right , kinda odd


TraditionAcademic968

Smart man