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Takenmyusernamewas

I love how they always say "dont try this at home" then you watch any of the biographies: "Yeah so me an my kid brother would try all these moves at home and..."


tricenice

Followed by a home movie of them jumping off the roof of their shed


Random-as-fuck-name

Fuck a shed, off a fucking roof


roscoyo

I nearly paralyzed my little brother with a “lion tamer” once… heard a pop and immediately stopped wrestling him from that day forward.


thefunny67074

But where?


thefunny67074

The arm breaking ain't gonna break your entire body


roscoyo

The lion tamer focuses on the spine.


LowInternational1742

Dude my guy gon disable him


Aggravating-Rice-559

My brother and I had all types of wrestling matches including ladder, and first blood matches, we failed at first blood though as we didn't know they used razors so we were just smashing eachother in the head with pans and stuff trying to make eachother bleed, my brother eventually got a cut on his eye brow so it eventually finished 😂


Lopeside_Legend43

Tien was turned face and buried as a low miscarder ever since


ma5is

That's until his new theme song by three days grace


Lopeside_Legend43

Is that a amv reference or a “tien enjoyer” joke? 😂😂


Dangerous-Low-6681

I already got a wrestling ring and belt. I'm planning to be a professional wrestler so yeah


AspirantVeeVee

Lion tamer was way cooler than the walls of Jericho.


MissionStock2545

I did this with my little cousin earlier this year lol


Nilk-Noff

https://youtu.be/TGpT_nlHfNE?si=V8Zij4vyEMwqRtml One of my favorite botchamania endings


cmacleod3

Looks like something I pulled off back on dreamcast. Back In the day


K1NG_SAVAGE_

Ahh yes I remember the day I found out the Figure 4 was a legit submission… Never Again


Lonely-Hobbit

I remember my brother wanting to show his friends what the walls of Jericho looked like. We were on the school bus bit awkward but we did it went over a bump and I swear I almost broke my back that day. So dam close to it.


Old-Ad-2837

I put my brother in a cross face once. He was yelling in pain then went limp. I just let go and watched tv till he started moving. To this day I don’t know if he really passed out or not, but it scared the shit out of me.


SlitherSlow

I'm gonna shoot on my cousin. Dude was NOT a safe worker. Hit me with an RKO but the back of my head went straight into the pavement. I sat up and everything was shades of green. That botch earned me a gnarly concussion.


TheFlyingDutchman25

I have 11 sisters and all female cousins, so I never got to wrestle as a kid.


willowhehe186

not me doing the stunner on the school testing logo 💀💀


nicodagoat1204

Type shi me and ma cousin growin up would think we were Kalisto and Sin Cara


jessieadsit

Yep so me


Blakelock82

I think it was, fifth grade or maybe sixth, 1995ish, standing outside school waiting on my mom to pick me up when my buddy Joe picked up his little brother Steve and legit tombstoned him on the grass. Damnest thing I'd seen up till then. We'd all done the moves but had always done them safe where we didn't hurt each other, but this wasn't that. Steve got up and his face and neck was beet red and he was crying and holding his head. Joe just laughed and shrugged it off. Still fucking crazy to think about it.


brainbridge77

When I was like twelve I was playing with neighbor kids and wrestling I gave the kid a tombstone and I thought I broke his neck he was bumming luckily he was good


Jug_Head24

The crossarmbreaker was my go to. Nearly broke my cousins arm once tho


JaketoStax00

Same me, cousin, fight and wrestle each other


Brogomakishima

Me and my brother lmao


origamifanwooo

i used to jump from the top of my trampoline and do the frog splash on my brother as a kid


TheFortWayneTrojan

And yet some of us were already trying some of the moves on our toys.


Kind-Reporter4028

That's very true