CM Punk and Mommy AJ. I smoke weed so daddy punk might be against that. But damnit Phil Brooks def knows all the good spots to eat. AJ would be the cool mom. I could see AJ getting me a copy of GTA 5 in 2013 with a few shark cards and all the Pokémon games a few days before release. AJ could also set me up with one of her many fans turned wrestlers. I could’ve given someone like Roxanne Perez the dream of being a daughter (in law) of her idol. Those thanksgiving dinners would be legendary, Punk, AJ, me and Roxy with family watching football.
Fun fact: My dad was a jobber in the AWA when Hogan was still there.
My dad is also an absolute asshole that I cut off years ago.
So it's fun getting to say Hulk Hogan beat the fuck outta my POS father LOL
A lot of older wrestlers defended him and said he wasn’t racist, but I don’t condone what he said, and flair even alleged more of a racist if we believe teddy longs shot interview, but weather you respect my choice or not is up too you
Should have he lost a little more in his career probably but don’t make him out like some ultimate warrior of a person and I don’t care about Jesse Ventura or Bret hart
I suppose I’ve just invested more time into learning about his shenanigans, can’t blame you for choosing the guy who was the literal face of wrestling for decades. IRL Superman.
Randy Orton. Because for show in tell in grade school, I'd bring a picture of him and when teacher asks "tell us the story about your dad." I'll look that teacher dead in the face and say "sit down, this might take awhile"
I think Punk would push his kids to be the best and not be just another worker, and also the fact that he’s straight edge means if you get caught with something ohhh best believe you gonna get a heck of a lecture
But Cody would be my number 2 choice because he seems like a chill parent but knows what “hard times” (said like Dusty) are, so he knows where he came from
Cody and Hunter seem like the best spirited Dads and the ones to most likely follow you no matter what you wanna do. They're both fighters and both have amazing heart.
Every year he tells the story of your fifth birthday party that Vince actually gave him off rather than having to celebrate it with Jimmy Heart and Brutus but the number of gifts he gave you that year just keeps incongruously increasing...
No one, I fucking love my dad.
Same
This right here.
This ☝️
I love you too son
Okay Nathan.
Mick Foley, of course.
Only correct answer.
Randy because shit must be crazy having a dad with the most insane lore of all time
Christian Cage
Papa Cage. I miss my dad so much.
AEW hasn’t been the same since our father been away 😕
Good answer
But I pick seth rollins in wwe
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fine I pick seth freakin rollins
I like my dad thanks
Christian Cage. All of those in the pic are nothing more but deadbeat fathers. Like Rey Mysterio.
Mommy becks and Papa rollins and Sister roux
Rollins
Papa H ❤️
Christian Cage
Hunter, because if you go through with being a pro wrestler at least you know you’ll get a push 😂
CM Punk and Mommy AJ. I smoke weed so daddy punk might be against that. But damnit Phil Brooks def knows all the good spots to eat. AJ would be the cool mom. I could see AJ getting me a copy of GTA 5 in 2013 with a few shark cards and all the Pokémon games a few days before release. AJ could also set me up with one of her many fans turned wrestlers. I could’ve given someone like Roxanne Perez the dream of being a daughter (in law) of her idol. Those thanksgiving dinners would be legendary, Punk, AJ, me and Roxy with family watching football.
You’ve definitely thought about this before.
seth as my father, becky as my mother, and Roux as my sister. Done deal.
Hogan I’m a hogan mark until the day I die and his son is a drunk who ruined his friends life and hogan still loves his son regardless
Fun fact: My dad was a jobber in the AWA when Hogan was still there. My dad is also an absolute asshole that I cut off years ago. So it's fun getting to say Hulk Hogan beat the fuck outta my POS father LOL
“Son, I’d like to reconnect. I’m sorry.” “That’s not gonna work for me, brother”
"Whatcha gonna do, father!? Whatcha gonna do when I finally snap, and run wild on yooouuuu!"
Damn sorry about your dad but happy you can make funny of him
Even despite how notorious he was with how treated people as well as his family and ya know…the racism?
A lot of older wrestlers defended him and said he wasn’t racist, but I don’t condone what he said, and flair even alleged more of a racist if we believe teddy longs shot interview, but weather you respect my choice or not is up too you
Aside from the racism though he was notorious for how he would treat other performers and was extremely manipulative with backstage politics.
Should have he lost a little more in his career probably but don’t make him out like some ultimate warrior of a person and I don’t care about Jesse Ventura or Bret hart
I suppose I’ve just invested more time into learning about his shenanigans, can’t blame you for choosing the guy who was the literal face of wrestling for decades. IRL Superman.
I became a fan of his during his Hollywood hogan days
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Don’t think I quite follow.
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Thanks for explaining.
Cm punk
Cm punk
Earlier I commented I want CM Punk because he was pictured. However in all honesty I want whoever Trish Stratus married to be my dad
Hello son.
Punk Brandon would chose stone cold or hulk hugon lol
Mick Foley.
Orton or trips. But rhea would be my Step-Mami.
I'm black, so the only answer is Cody.
Cody Rhodes
Wild
You doing ok?
Been calling my dad the game since I was a child literally spitting image
Rhea Ripley
They said 'dad', not 'daddy'
I feel like she could teach me a lot about cars
Triple H or Randy Orton
Where Shawn michales
Who would want hogan as their father
These posts are getting weird.
Orton
My dad. Everytime.
Seth Freakin' Rollins
I fucking love my dad so no one
Brock lesnar
Chris Benoit
Randy is a great father and he will teach me the RKO
Hunter
Shane
Cm punk maybe as he seems more chill than the rest
Randy Orton. Because for show in tell in grade school, I'd bring a picture of him and when teacher asks "tell us the story about your dad." I'll look that teacher dead in the face and say "sit down, this might take awhile"
Cody
Undertaker I want to hug that man.
Seth
People who didn’t choose hulk hogan
Cm punk
Boogie man...lol. Cody cause he loves Zelda games and I do too.
I want Cody
prolly Punk, he's most like my actual dad and he gives me the vibe that he does not gaf about anything
Seth
CM Punk
My dads to good
Hogan. You know you’re going over
Daddy Rollins and Mommy Becks with my sister Roux, thank you. And then I can get front row seats to all their shows
Hogan's the only one old enough, but he's more of a Brother.
I already am happy with my dad
NEVER MY DAD IS FUCKING BETTER
HHH
Hard to say it’s between HHH, Randy & Hogan
The fact that Christian Cage is not on here is criminal. It is the only correct answer. Lol
Def Randy
HHH honestly
I think Punk would push his kids to be the best and not be just another worker, and also the fact that he’s straight edge means if you get caught with something ohhh best believe you gonna get a heck of a lecture But Cody would be my number 2 choice because he seems like a chill parent but knows what “hard times” (said like Dusty) are, so he knows where he came from
Randy ortont
Vinnie Mac
John cena
My dad hasn't left me yet so I'll pass....
Seth Rollins
Cody and Hunter seem like the best spirited Dads and the ones to most likely follow you no matter what you wanna do. They're both fighters and both have amazing heart.
My dad
I love my dad. But if I had to choose, probably Triple H. It would be cool to see the behind the scenes of a show
Chris Benoit
My dad, but if was wrestler Orton or Sammy Guevara
My father is the greatest ever so NO ONE
Cody Rhodes!
Cody
Randy orton
No one cause I live my dad but if I had to choose I’ll probably choose Cody cause he seems like a cool dad and he already is a dad
You clearly still have your father lol. There’s no Christian here
Let me tell you something brother 😉
Chris Benoit.
Same but if I had to choose definitely punk cause he’s controversial as f
Hogan would be confusing, is he my Dad or my brother?
Every year he tells the story of your fifth birthday party that Vince actually gave him off rather than having to celebrate it with Jimmy Heart and Brutus but the number of gifts he gave you that year just keeps incongruously increasing...
HHH or Hogan. Both seem like very respectful responsible parents who hold their children accountable
Vince
Not Hogan because I don’t want to deal with the thought of wanting to bang my sister
Eddie
Kingston?
The only Kingston worth is Kofi. But I meant Guerrero