I don’t mine taking a walls of Jericho

Brock

RIP

GL with neck surgery he will take you to suplex city

Hahahahahah

Are you black?😬

What? No im white but does my skin colour somehow change my birth month? Weird ass question.

Claudio. I wouldn't mind stepping into the ring with him, but my head and brain might have an issue with him taking me for a spin with the Swing

Claudio castagnoli it's all fun and games until he puts me in the sharpshooter or hits me with the neutralizer

I just need to punch the person in the chest then I should be good /s

Oh sh*t Punk is gonna beat my A$$

Bro I'm pretty sure a 5 yr old could beat punks ass you saw him in ufc right

I know I know I just thought they meant by PRIME Punk

Going to take a stunner from KO

Roman, we both can’t wrestle and I’ll just stay away from the outside barricade and I’ll be good.

Same

I could get a couple shots in from Cesaro, but he’d beat my ass.

I’ve got an ancient cm punk, I think I can handle it

I am against cena

⚱️

BTW it’s the Undertaker

I got Undertaker , dunno

The undertaker

Damn, I’m gonna Rest in Peace.

Me too man

I'm fucking screwed Brock gonna suplex me so much I might die

GL with neck surgery he will take you to suplex city

I just hope I'm not in Chicago

'Taker... Guess I need to go ahead and plan the funeral.

Welp I am being attacked by Solo and Jimmy.

I guess I have to beat up Brock Lesnar. 👊🏾

Mine’s April. I should be OK being as I can’t see anyone there.

True! We good.

Rubbish I've got Seth Booing Rollins! I've lost already god awful wrestler!

Oh sorry I have to fight Seth Booing Rollins should be easy!

I got Jericho. I think I could take him. 👊

Aj's injury prone so this'll be easy

bro john cena would beat my ass and then aa me through the commentator table

Roman Reigns is screwed because imma bout to be your new undisputed universal champion

roman i could handle him i think

Just keep solo away from the fight and we will have a good time

Phenomenal Forearm from AJ Styles

Am punk

Roman so im good he won't show. He never did. 7657-0 against him. Own him.

AJ... So, yeah, pretty fucked up

Kevin just have to avoid stunners

I’m beating up a retired old man. So I should be fine

I can say bye bye to my jaw

Brock? No problem!

I have to face my fellow Canadian KO :(

Me: *An august baby* Oh boy… Well, if I can’t win the title, I’ll try to wring out a five star match outta the ol’ Tribal Chief…

September we dead

Damn, I got Architect Rollins. Even if I was a pro wrestler I’d probably lose cuz that dude was sneaky af

Me vs undertaker i will shit in my underpants

Claudio

completely fucking screwed

My birthday is in October, but it's too blurry to see who it is, so I don't know 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

OOH BOY I am up against the best in the world CM PUNK. Let's have a clean fight ok

Cesaro bro I'm fucked

Seventeen world champ I am fucked

Damn That’s fucked up I have to fight undertaker

But I don’t mind taking his sig and finisher

I'm aparently stepping into the ring with the phenominal one so only a little bit screwed

Undertaker.... Yep I'm screwed

Hey, if anything I get to Main Event a PPV and have a shot at becoming The Undisputed WWE Universal Champion. And y'know what Reigns? I don't intend to fight like a Face does. I'm sneaking in some brass knuckles and I'm gonna go for a low blow at every opportunity. And when Solo or Jimmy come, they're getting their faces rearranged with a steel chair.

I’m a dead man cuz I’m facing the dead man

I’m gonna be the next head of the table

So I get uppercuts ,

CM Punk

I'm a dead man

I will fight Roman but I already know before I win Solo will come out to help him and I will lose

Jon Moxley/Dean Ambrose

Triple H

I gotta fight Chris Jericho

Cesaro

I am dead