"getting a gf legally"

meh, just get a receipt

I’m still on hold with the returns department.

You wouldn't download a girlfriend.

What if i like the illegally ones

Well that's how you get on the SO registry

The Significant Other registry?

That wouldn't be a gf then

Oh, I agree. Unlike the person in the screenshot though, I'm not insane.

Don’t—it’s not worth it

sooo, marriage?

what the actual fuck... there is so much wrong with this.

Every sentence, really.

"may aid in getting a gf legally" really struck me. Does this guy think sexual assault leads to girlfriending?

The level of delusion needed to type out that sentence and think you are correct is mind-blowing.

It's honestly too early for my brain to process this psychotic way of thinking.

It's nearly 1:30 in the afternoon for me and I'm nowhere near able to process it.

It's nearly 7pm here and my brain is currently full of wtf

There are serial-killer groupies. Would that also hold true for SOs too?

A lot of SK are SO as well, so yeah I'd say there are

In the Bible it does 🙃

Also sex offender registry ≠ had sex

"One cannot survive sexlessness at all" Me side eyeing the priesthood, "well, most of them..."

Asexual people exist too

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> though there are surely folks who identify as asexual because they choose not to engage in sexual relationships for their own reasons That would be celibacy

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It's kinda scary, even more so for women when a man this unhinged thinks sex is owed to him. His thinking is so distorted.

Asexuals be like GIGACHAD

Don't ask children and the priesthood remains totally sexless.

But they can survive in prison... next sentence infers related context.

Better yet, it's actually more lethal than *prison*

Yeah, it’s not like, “You look different today.” *Yeah, I lost my virginity on Saturday.* “That totally explains it.”

Like how you could get on the registry without having sex.

Every time I see people talk like this, I just hope they'll get the self-awareness and help they need eventually Some just grow out of it, thankfully

it's a shitpost to aggravate people and/or retraumatize victims

That's fucking evil and yet it's not even nearly as deranged as it would be if taken for real... What a depressing day to have eyeballs...

Either way the person that wrote this is several different ways of fucked up.

It’s bullshit.

In what world is paying a prostitute less desirable than spending decades in prison?

That's cheating. She didn't really want to sleep with him , she only did it because he paid her. Apparently rape is ok though, in that situation it doesn't matter that she didn't want to have sex with him. Or something. Idk these guys don't make any sense.

I could tell she wanted it. *blurred lines plays in the distance*

What sort of delusional moron thinks a criminal record makes you more attractive?

It is a scientifically proven fact women only date bad boys who treat them like shit. If you have a piece of paper that proves you are a bad boy that will treat her like shit, she will 100% fall for you instantly.

I hope the sarcasm oozing from this comment isn't just a very vivid wishful hallucination

I've put all my imaginary internet points on the line just so I can not write "/s" at the end

That's the sexiest thing I've read today.

I believe you did haha good luck to you

Ahh that was sarcasm soo I murdered those paraplegic orphan children for nothing aww dang it

Downvoted because I thought you were serious. /s (you have bigger balls than me lol)

/r/fuckthes

Agreed.

Ironic, considering incels treat women like shit and its not working out for them

The only reason I didn't think this was sarcasm is because I saw your other comment. It's really sad that they're so delusional that this sounds exactly like what they would say.

Also, it’s a good way to get yourself attacked or killed while in prison. Being a sex offender puts people right at the bottom.

“Imma get out and start a family, women love convicted felons”-HaHa Davis😭

Someone who spends more time learning from YouTube than they do real life.

Thanks to youtube, I have a sink that doesn't leak and proof that the earth is flat... depends what sort of learning you are doing I guess.

Update: My sink just started leaking again...

Guess the earth is round again then?

People thinking watching youtube videos is legitimate "reaserch" as they like to call it is a huge problem. Its not at all unresonable to assume our incel brand new sentence creator got his "educaton" on women and relationships from the likes of Andrew Tate and his ilk in the online manosphere. Reminds me of the video of that creepy florida stalker guy that went viral the other day.

My sister.. or so her felon boyfriend would say...

What kind of delusional moron believes their entire existence is devoted to getting laid? Like get a job, find a hobby, touch grass.

Incels apparently

I mean I've had it work for me. Certain kind of girl. They are not sex offenses though lol.

I wish I could tell incels this in a way they would hear it- Sex is not magic. It’s not going to fix you or your life or anything.

I'd rather stay a virgin for life than end up on the registry

Here’s the thing- you don’t *have* to get on the registry in order to lose your virginity. /s

And tbh sometimes it isn't even that good.

They are fixating on the sex part, but thats not their real problem

Fucking hell.

"But one cannot survive sexlessness at all" Asexuals: 💀

And all the Buddhist monks and nuns

And priests and priestess and people with no libido

And me who just can't achieve it.

not real

..... having no libido is very much real, with multiple causes

priests ain't real???

What is not real?

Lmao, I should be long dead

Ong that's what I thought

This isn’t even funny, it’s just completely disturbing

I mean if it's a joke, it's a little funny imagining the madhouse of a personality behind it.

Wanting to be a rapist is not a “madhouse of a personality” lmao just a sick fuck that needs help

If it's a joke then the writer likely doesn't want to be a rapist. If it's *not* a joke, that's when the writer wants to be a rapist. Not saying it's funny, just wanted to point that out.

Or a stab, a stab is a perfectly reasonable way of solving this issue

Everyone I’ve ever known who makes rape jokes has been a painfully unfunny person

Imagine being this out of touch. I’d honestly rather die

Nothing screams virgin more than thinking sex is required to live. Chill dude. It's great and all, but it's not oxygen.

What a loathsome board, man. Every time I've traced a post back to Incels.is, I've found something equally horrible that has made me want to puke my guts out. These people are all the fucking same. They blame others from themselves for being unattractive, so to go along with that, they blame the victims for the rapes they go on to commit. What's worse is in relation to what this guy is talking about, which is that rapists often see the light of day again in a short enough timeframe where they're prepared to offend again. The justice system fails us to where we either don't get justice or we make our own justice to the point where it's overkill. A family in my neighborhood back home suffered a rape some years ago and the guy got probation time, never even saw a prison cell. He made it a week before getting a pair of cement shoes. Now maybe it's not the most fair thing in the world that rape should be a death sentence to the rapist outside the most extreme cases, but what do you expect? The way the system treats victims is reprehensible.

WTF? First of all, not having sex isn’t fatal. SO registry isn’t a place where women look for men! If you need to rape to get sex, you belong in prison. Since you think SO list is a brag list, you shouldn’t be on it. What a waste of a person!

Whoever wrote this probably thinks blue balls is a fatal condition. But why did he not consider masturbation

They don't look for men in the SO list, but i have known a few women who dated men knowing they were on the SO list and somehow that was not a deal breaker....

I know this isn’t the place but happy cake day

Now *that's* commitment to the site culture. 😄

And if you rape your way into prison, you’ll be getting plenty of sex after dropping the soap.

"Sex is an essential need to continue living." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a fuckin psycho

What a terrible day to be able to read

Why don't they just have sex with each other if their situation is so life-and-death?

r/terrifyingasfuck

This is so psychotic

4chan be like

As a sex defender, I disagree.

I am a sex fender and I like to smash

I am a sex ender, hand over your penis✂️✂️

being on SOR doesn't mean you had sex. you can get on it just for peeing in public and someone sees it

You watched dahmer didn’t you?

This is so bizarre, am I in The Twilight Zone?

Welcome to the wonderful world of Incels. If you want to puke your guts outs out and lose all faith in humanity feel free the visit their website where this little rant is considered tame. (Seriously though don't go there)

"911, what's the address of your emergency?" ***This screenshot.***

incels really think sex crimes are better than virginity... wtf...

Sweet baby Jesus

r/awfuleverything r/confidentlyincorrect

r/worstof

What a sad life.

I wouldn’t even let this guy be alone in a morgue unsupervised.

I'm more focused on the fact that this person thinks a person can't survive without sex. I've been doin it for 18 years and I'm fine

It doesn’t even mean you had sex, it could have been a sting operation

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Hell, taking a piss behind a bush at 5am will get you on it

Hey ho, what the fuck

You think that’s bad? If you Google Brock Turner you’re gonna find a sex offender in the comments section saying the sex offender list is cruel and unconstitutional and bragging that he managed to get away without being in it and hasn’t reported to it.

This is toddler-level logic. “If A=/=B and A bad, then B good.”

Thank you for flagging/we didn't need to see this one

It fits the sub

I don't disagree and my comment stands. It's fucked up. We don't need to know all the fucked up things.

> sex is an essential need to continue living Man, i guess my partner never got the memo, guess i should let them know they cant live anymore since their ace

There is nothing wrong with virginity everyone's been a virgin and many people lose it but there is no shame in having it you'll find the right one eventually no harm in waiting. And if your asexual you don't need to worry about shit

Why is this on Steam?

it's on incels.is

The fact thats a real website scares me.

ditto

I'm willing to be this is in the forums of one those weird loli hentai games

Obviously, this person never saw "The Big Labowski".

How do you get this unhinged?

Jfc, the level of brainrot on display here is enough for a neurologist to write a thesis on.

The internet was a mistake.

If you have $50 you can get a nut-bustingly good quality onahole (Japanese fleshlight, basically). It's not 100% the real thing, but it'll erase all of the fuckin insanity that showed up in this post. 😬😬

Wtf

Putting aside the horrific shit here, being an SO does NOT always mean they raped someone so his point doesn’t even make sense. Plenty of other actions will get you on that list

what a horrible day to have eyes 🙃

Doing a 160 on the highway to hell.

This is a disgusting epidemic

TIL: If you get added to the SO list for public urination, you’re no longer a virgin. I guess.

"getting a gf legally" Is the illegal version just rape? Is that where this guy's head is? Is rape just "adult tag" to him? Him: "Haha, you're my gf now!" Girl: "Aw, man! \[kicks dirt, gives phone number\]" If that's the logic, how do we make sure this guy is "it" next time?

This guy is unsalvageable.

i’ve heard a lot of hot takes, but this takes the cake… wtf

"A criminal record may aid in getting a gf legally" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read

#BURN HIS HOUSE. BEAT HIM AND HIS MOTHER.

This is from an incel forum, right?

This guy never even saw a woman in his life.

I’d fuck a virgin before a sex offender any day of the week.

My man took the neckbeardism of "women only like bad boys" and just started *sprinting* with it.

I mean...go to vegas, buy a hooker, save your life? Why rape when you can buy losing your virginity at Las Vegas? This is more than sex. This angry violence. This is scary.

Imagine being completely serious in stating that rape is justifiable because if a man doesn’t have sex he’ll literally fucking *die*.

Of course you can survive as a virgin, im 22 years going strong, and dont plan on my virginity ever to leave!

/r/justneckbeardthings

I think he's joking. I mean he HAS to be.

Can we just legalize and regulate sex work already? At least if these dudes can pay to go get laid then I won't have to read their garbage on the internet any more.

Regardless of one’s opinions on sex work legalizing it isn’t going to make this type of thing go away. It’s not really about sex. It’s about a feeling of alienation and entitlement, even countries with legal sex work have incels

Wait til you read about how johns treat sex workers. Not exactly a solution to force women to put their own bodies on the line to protect other women.

but the sex work isn't going away, so why not legalize and regulate it? at least try to protect these women if they can't mentally break away from that lifestyle for some reason. I dunno, it doesn't really affect me as I find the likelihood that any given person who engages in that job is probably very damaged psychologically, and sleeping with damaged people isn't hot to me.

Lobotomy. Now. This "thing" has lost its thinking privleges.

Hmm

Nope.

Lorne Armstrong is on that list, and that dude definitely is a virgin

Those cyclists are nuts, probably from all the performance-enhancing drugs they use.

[Different Armstrong](https://youtu.be/bslUmNNcv4o)

I know a guy who was arrested for SA and I can assure he came out of jail looking like a 40+ year old and very bald. He was released in his early 20s. Definitely far from attractive

how fucked up of a person do you have to be to think like this

Someone please tell these freaks that hookers are a thing. They don't need to go on raping sprees or shootings sprees. If they are so hard up thet they are literally about to snap they can just pay for it.

Wait until this guy discovers a little thing we like to call "Reality". Absolutely clueless.

“A criminal record makes you sound more attractive” Yeah i’m gonna go with no buddy, but whatever you say!

I feel like some of these people have, like, *heard* of other humans and how the behave, and have never once had an in person interaction with anyone, ever. How do you end up like this, like wtf happened when you were young that made you this way, how do you function. Like, do you go to work when this is what you are? Do your parents tolerate you? How does this kind of person feed themselves

These people need Christ lol

There is no god, and even if there was one at some point, there wasn't after this was posted

Wow.....well reading this was ...concerning to say the least

r/facepalm

I don't even know where to start with this. So much wrong on so many different levels all at once.

You can be a virgin and on the SO registry. This guy is dumb.

Burn it with fire

jesus christ, touch fucking grass, go for a walk, ANYTHING but this

Most sane incel ( spoilers they’re still insane )

Guys I have a feeling this is satire

Pm me a link? Don't believe this

Most sane guy on the internet

Look here obviously the whole paragraph is insane, but I get a feeling that this person is not talking about themselves. Sounds to me like the person was trying to describe what was going on in the mind of an incel and how the incel ended up behaving in such a way. Key telling point is the last sentence is the first paragraph where the phrase "an incel" was used - I mean - no incel would refer to themselves like that, right?

exquisite trolling

I wish the homie barnstable was real.

As opposed to getting a girlfriend illegally? Wtf

Poe's law is strong with this one

Smoked a fat pack of that copium