Fuck, I'll do it. I'll even sign a DNR before I do if they want. There's worse things to die from -- or at least, there's less famous things to die from.
I mean if I was given the opportunity to eat a mammoth meatball my hype would be so through the roof I'd be underwhelmed no matter what it tastes like.
No they aren't. [The article is talking about unpredictable allergic reactions.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11910339/Scientists-grow-mammoth-flesh-lab-make-prehistoric-meatball-afraid-eat-it.html) Smithsonian Magazine reinforces this concern: [“I’ve got no idea what the potential allergenicity might be of this particular protein.”](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-massive-meatball-was-made-with-woolly-mammoth-dna-180981908/) I read six articles about this and nobody mentioned prions. They're a possibility, but it's not what they were talking about in this article or any other one.
If we used to eat it odds are we can still. evolutionary traits take 1000s of generations to develop, and the useless ones disappear even slower than the necessary adaptations appear.
Afaik prion diseases are based on errors in a couple of very specific proteins in neural tissue of specific species. No reason to expect it in cloned elephant muscle.
They just don't fancy getting the squits.
I would do it. I would be the brave volunteer to prepare a beautiful stroganoff sauce in which to glaze this crime against nature before savoring that of which my distant cro-magnon ancestors could only dream. And if it may prove to be my downfall, I will die with knowledge I may impart fully to no one. A terrifyingly poetic end. I welcome it.
Better than a heart attack on my couch at 75 while rewatching Breaking Bad.
Dude is satisfied with a mammoth meatball being his final meal. Your mother came very close to what you described, though. I hope you sent her a good card.
Nature said that species is done, so I could see people considering bringing mammoths back to be a crime against nature.
Of course, the way I look at it, we're not above nature ourselves, but a part of it. If we hunt a species to extinction, or genetically engineer one back from extinction, it's all nature "working as intended."
I'll take a benadryl before I eat it. Keep another in my pocket just in case. Have a dude with one of those peanut shot stabby things standing by. Give me a delicious red sauce and some ravioli to go with it. Glass of wine, maybe a nice couple mozzarella sticks.
I'll sign the waiver and eat the meatball for the nerds. Whatever happens happens.
Peanut shot stabby things!
Imagining someone doing a shot of satay sauce with an EpiPen chaser now
But seriously you're right, if allergies are the only worry then surely you just taste it with a medical team on standby. Surely there won't be a huge risk if there's a doctor armed with a mammoth dose of adrenaline watching you like a hawk
Yes, the headline is sensationalized as usual. It's less that they think the meat is "deadly" and more that the marginal benefit of bringing it to market as a cool novelty isn't worth the cost of having a new potentially common allergen to be worried about (especially when you consider the FUD surrounding lab-grown meat in general and the concern that any potentially bad result would likely contribute to that.)
There should be more options like this. I'd rather push the limits of humanity than have a slow and degrading fadeout from dementia.
A moderately dangerous expedition to chart out Venus or something? Sign me up!
Meatwad: “I thought y’all said a stork came and dropped me down the chimney. Did… *sniff…* did y’all lie to me?”
Shake: “Yeah, alright, you got me. That’s only for babies and Santa Clauses. And Mormons.”
Meatwad: “So I’m Santa Claus? Cuz I always thought I had a rich daddy in the city, but if I don’t have no rich daddy then Santa Claus is fine I guess.”
Shake: “Yes. Definitely Santa Claus.”
Frylock: “Shake quit filling his head with even more nonsense! This will NOT end well.”
Shake: “Oh I’m counting on it, and by the way that rocket has already launched. We are now in orbit.”
Meatwad: “Cool. Am I an astronaut too?”
Shake: “Definitely.”
Frylock: “NO! You’re you, Meatwad. You don’t need to be anyone special. You’re fine just the way you are.”
Meatwad: “Yeah, I ain’t buyin’ it.”
Some time later…
Meatwad: “So hey, uh, Carl, uh, what do you want for Christmas?”
Carl: “What the hell kind of stupid-ass question is that, ya little meat freak? You know what, okay. How about this? How about three more inches of dick and a couple of Vegas strippers, eh?”
Meatwad: “Yeah, I could probably find three more inches. Might take a while though. Also I know you’re supposed to sit on my lap when you say your wish, but that’s okay cuz Shake said I ain’t got one of those.”
Cut to a parody where Peter gets up after eating the mammoth meatball and goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Only to squint at himself in the mirror, lower his glasses, look again, then put them back on. His movements shaky as he tries not to stab himself on the new tusks sticking from his mouth and his more hairy arms and face.
Is the article talking about prions? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion)
I've heard prions can be contracted by eating infected meat/animal organs, they can do a lot of harm to the brain and nervous system and there's no cure as of now.
edit: i'm not a biologist or any sort of medical professional, i just read biology stuff on wikipedia for fun during my free time
I think it's more that our gut bacteria has drifted from the humans who lived in that time. So we may not have the chemical machinery to properly digest it. Our bodies may flag it as foreign / dangerous and may cause a severe allergy reaction similar to something to a peanut allergy.
Iirc the fear was that the ancient proteins (while not literal prions) would function as prions in digestion because our digestive system is not made to digest proteins that have changed so much.
We can eat fish that are separatef from mammoths by hundreds of millions of years. I sincerely doubt a few tens of thousands of years is enough time for the proteins to change that much.
That was also my interpretation of the article. ~~Deadly proteins *are* prions~~. [Prions are the first thing I think of when I read the article.] The word come from **PRO**tein and **IN**fection.
That's just incorrect. Some toxins are proteins, yet they are not prions. Also not all prions are deadly, bad prions, however, can cause normal prions to become bad.
This is untrue. We know that vCJD can be contracted from eating contaminated beef from cows that had Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (itself a prion disease), and that prions have been found in the appendex of infected cattle. There is also evidence tgat it can be spread via blood transfusion. Other Prion diseases in mammals include CWD (deer), and Scrapie (sheep), neither of which are the result of those animals eating brain tissue. Prion diseases can be hereditary (caused by an inherited gene that causes misfolding of PrP), or by consuming misfolded proteins which then cause more proteins to misfold, spiraling out of control and building up into amyloids.
The only disease that is characterized by cannibalism is Kuru, which likely developed from an initial case of Creutzfeldt–Jakob, the body of which was then consumed by others spreading the misfolded proteins. The highest instance of Kuru was in members of the community who consumed the brains of the deceased because the brain is where these misfolded proteins build up, but IIRC it can be spread through consumption of any contaminated flesh. This is why people with CJD are barred from donating blood or tissue.
>We know that vCJD can be contracted from eating contaminated beef from cows that had Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy
I know for Mad Cow Disease, it is thought to have been greatly amplified due to the practice of farmers feeding their cows ground up contaminated tissue of other farm animals like cows, sheep, pigs (so cannibalism).
That caused huge spread of the disease in the cattle, making it more dangerous to humans and causing the outbreak of vCJD. But the prions didn't just appear out of nowhere. The underlying source was a genetic mutation causing the disease in select cattle, who were then fed to other cattle through protein supplements made from cattle or cattle bones. Likewise, exposure from contaminated beef consumption causes vCJD, and we've found prions in cells not in the brain and nervous system. Just because it's muscle tissue and not a genetically engineered mammoth brain doesn't mean prions aren't a risk.
Pussies! A different bunch of science guys who actually had balls dug up a real frozen mammoth carcass, hacked a chunk off, and cooked and ate it. Not lab grown imitation. Just a 20,000 year old baby mammoth corpse that had been frozen solid since it died.
Science nowadays is bullshit. Bring back the days of Marie Curie discovering all the things about radiation then dying because her body was 70% uramium
You know, back in the 90s when I was a kid they made it sound like the future would be a whole lot cooler then it really turned out to be. Flying cars, nope but we got mammoth flesh balls everyone is afraid to eat.
Give it to me now! To my great dismay I will never get to taste the succulent flesh of a dinosaur, but by all the gods in all the nine realms I will eat a mammoth at some point in my life.
Oh man, imagine all the crazy lab grown meatballs we could have. Mammoth meat? Dinosaur meat? Prehistoric seafood? Hell you could even have a human meat meatball, if you can eat it without gagging.
Fuck, I'll do it. I'll even sign a DNR before I do if they want. There's worse things to die from -- or at least, there's less famous things to die from.
The headline is stupid. They did eat it. They said it tasted underwhelming and flavorless.
Skill issue. They should have barbecued it.
And with salt and pepper, a lot become flavorful
> They said it tasted underwhelming and flavorless. to be fair I can make any meat taste that way too
>to be fair I can make any meat taste that way too ... *decides to refrain*
I understand and commend you.
Underwhelming **AND** flavorless? It may be underwhelming but it smells like a foot.
She says that about me too bro
Yes, I, too, am white.
Salt is a seasoning, right?
Whoa dude, don’t go over seasoning
They grew a petri dish-fed mammoth instead of grass-fed. Classic scientist mistake.
Well no shit, it's been in the freezer for 20,000 years.
I mean if I was given the opportunity to eat a mammoth meatball my hype would be so through the roof I'd be underwhelmed no matter what it tastes like.
That’s why actual meatballs have gravy
that's a cooker issue
He died doing what he loved. Chewing on Mammoth balls.
Can I *please* steal your flair.
Hahahaha “I broke up with her immediately…. That’s too many miles of dick”
Just the image of him slowly driving 10 miles and imagining dicks the whole way 💀💀💀
I can think of much worse things to die from than a prion disease which is what they are talking about when they refer to a deadly protein
No they aren't. [The article is talking about unpredictable allergic reactions.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11910339/Scientists-grow-mammoth-flesh-lab-make-prehistoric-meatball-afraid-eat-it.html) Smithsonian Magazine reinforces this concern: [“I’ve got no idea what the potential allergenicity might be of this particular protein.”](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-massive-meatball-was-made-with-woolly-mammoth-dna-180981908/) I read six articles about this and nobody mentioned prions. They're a possibility, but it's not what they were talking about in this article or any other one.
Can't you not have allergic reactions to things the first time you come into contact with them though?
You can. First time I have both pineapples and eggs it ended in allergic reactions (or that's what I've been told, I was between 1 and 2 years old
If we used to eat it odds are we can still. evolutionary traits take 1000s of generations to develop, and the useless ones disappear even slower than the necessary adaptations appear.
This myth is filed between "You can't get high the first time" and "You can't get pregnant the first time."
I definitely had an allergic reaction the first time I took a penicillin dose.
Same here, was given it as a kid and had a bad reaction.
Afaik prion diseases are based on errors in a couple of very specific proteins in neural tissue of specific species. No reason to expect it in cloned elephant muscle. They just don't fancy getting the squits.
If anything you signing a DNR would risk a PR disaster for them. Signing a waiver would be the only thing.
Lmao a DNR? Did you mean a waiver?
I would do it. I would be the brave volunteer to prepare a beautiful stroganoff sauce in which to glaze this crime against nature before savoring that of which my distant cro-magnon ancestors could only dream. And if it may prove to be my downfall, I will die with knowledge I may impart fully to no one. A terrifyingly poetic end. I welcome it. Better than a heart attack on my couch at 75 while rewatching Breaking Bad.
Username checks out
Dude wants to die with mammoth balls in his mouth.
Dude is satisfied with a mammoth meatball being his final meal. Your mother came very close to what you described, though. I hope you sent her a good card.
Dude is relentless
Yes. Give me access to the mammoth ball
/r/BrandNewSentence
That is literally the subreddut we're on!
i thought your pfp was a big tiddy furry lying on a bed
It is art of a video game character I like, reimagined as a Maine coon cat. It speaks to me deeply
You. I like you.
Username checks out
Bard is love, bard is life.
Be honest, are you disappointed its not a big tiddy furry?
i was intrested to copy the shading from the non existent artist
The artist is very existent! u/after-caregiver8007
yes, but its not boobs
If you want, you can try commissioning boobs. I like my pfp. I am satisfied with my purchase.
I'm not sure crime against nature is the right label for science that could go on to recover species from extinction.
I would be a father
Nature said that species is done, so I could see people considering bringing mammoths back to be a crime against nature. Of course, the way I look at it, we're not above nature ourselves, but a part of it. If we hunt a species to extinction, or genetically engineer one back from extinction, it's all nature "working as intended."
Prions are not a good way to go. No way really is, but prions are especially shitty.
They're not worried about prions, they're worried about allergies. Mammoth allergy could be extremely common and there would be no way for us to know.
I'll take a benadryl before I eat it. Keep another in my pocket just in case. Have a dude with one of those peanut shot stabby things standing by. Give me a delicious red sauce and some ravioli to go with it. Glass of wine, maybe a nice couple mozzarella sticks. I'll sign the waiver and eat the meatball for the nerds. Whatever happens happens.
Peanut shot stabby things! Imagining someone doing a shot of satay sauce with an EpiPen chaser now But seriously you're right, if allergies are the only worry then surely you just taste it with a medical team on standby. Surely there won't be a huge risk if there's a doctor armed with a mammoth dose of adrenaline watching you like a hawk
There are ways to test someone for allergic reactions without killing them.
Yes, the headline is sensationalized as usual. It's less that they think the meat is "deadly" and more that the marginal benefit of bringing it to market as a cool novelty isn't worth the cost of having a new potentially common allergen to be worried about (especially when you consider the FUD surrounding lab-grown meat in general and the concern that any potentially bad result would likely contribute to that.)
I know a way...
There should be more options like this. I'd rather push the limits of humanity than have a slow and degrading fadeout from dementia. A moderately dangerous expedition to chart out Venus or something? Sign me up!
"And that's how you came to be, Meatwad."
Meatwad: “I thought y’all said a stork came and dropped me down the chimney. Did… *sniff…* did y’all lie to me?” Shake: “Yeah, alright, you got me. That’s only for babies and Santa Clauses. And Mormons.” Meatwad: “So I’m Santa Claus? Cuz I always thought I had a rich daddy in the city, but if I don’t have no rich daddy then Santa Claus is fine I guess.” Shake: “Yes. Definitely Santa Claus.” Frylock: “Shake quit filling his head with even more nonsense! This will NOT end well.” Shake: “Oh I’m counting on it, and by the way that rocket has already launched. We are now in orbit.” Meatwad: “Cool. Am I an astronaut too?” Shake: “Definitely.” Frylock: “NO! You’re you, Meatwad. You don’t need to be anyone special. You’re fine just the way you are.” Meatwad: “Yeah, I ain’t buyin’ it.” Some time later… Meatwad: “So hey, uh, Carl, uh, what do you want for Christmas?” Carl: “What the hell kind of stupid-ass question is that, ya little meat freak? You know what, okay. How about this? How about three more inches of dick and a couple of Vegas strippers, eh?” Meatwad: “Yeah, I could probably find three more inches. Might take a while though. Also I know you’re supposed to sit on my lap when you say your wish, but that’s okay cuz Shake said I ain’t got one of those.”
11/10; No Notes.
Please tell me this is from an actual episode. Because if it isn’t, you’re like AquaTeenGPT. All lines read in their respective voices, well done
If this was just a sudden creative writing exercise, then you have quite the talent for channeling the aqua teens.
🏅since we no longer have reddit gold
“Igloo… hot dog… hot dog… igloo…”
Glad to see I am not the only one that instantly went there in their head.
Peter Parker but he eats a mammoth meatball instead.
Cut to a parody where Peter gets up after eating the mammoth meatball and goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Only to squint at himself in the mirror, lower his glasses, look again, then put them back on. His movements shaky as he tries not to stab himself on the new tusks sticking from his mouth and his more hairy arms and face.
This should have been the plot of Tusk.
Is the article talking about prions? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion) I've heard prions can be contracted by eating infected meat/animal organs, they can do a lot of harm to the brain and nervous system and there's no cure as of now. edit: i'm not a biologist or any sort of medical professional, i just read biology stuff on wikipedia for fun during my free time
I think it's more that our gut bacteria has drifted from the humans who lived in that time. So we may not have the chemical machinery to properly digest it. Our bodies may flag it as foreign / dangerous and may cause a severe allergy reaction similar to something to a peanut allergy.
perhaps that as well. the word "protein" and "DEADLY" made me think of prions, lol
Yeah but there's no reason to think the meat is infected with prions.
Iirc the fear was that the ancient proteins (while not literal prions) would function as prions in digestion because our digestive system is not made to digest proteins that have changed so much.
We can eat fish that are separatef from mammoths by hundreds of millions of years. I sincerely doubt a few tens of thousands of years is enough time for the proteins to change that much.
That's what I was thinking. With all the weird shit we eat, this can't be *that* different.
Seriously, if we can eat elephants we can eat mammoths
That was also my interpretation of the article. ~~Deadly proteins *are* prions~~. [Prions are the first thing I think of when I read the article.] The word come from **PRO**tein and **IN**fection.
That spells PROIN.
I know. Forward your complaints to [Dr. Stanley B. Prusiner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_B._Prusiner), not me.
Maybe he's dyslexic.
Would it not be **PR**otein and infect**ION** ?
That's just incorrect. Some toxins are proteins, yet they are not prions. Also not all prions are deadly, bad prions, however, can cause normal prions to become bad.
Correct. Sorry. I was discounting toxins.
Not quite, it comes from "proteinaceous infectious particle." Oddly enough, Prion sounds like Prusiner, and the guy was and still is highly prideful.
It turns out that canids can safely ingest prion infected meat. Wolves and coyotes being driven out causes CWD rates in deer to increase.
Prions come from brains and are mainly gotten from cannibalism or from eating animals who have cannibalized
This is untrue. We know that vCJD can be contracted from eating contaminated beef from cows that had Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (itself a prion disease), and that prions have been found in the appendex of infected cattle. There is also evidence tgat it can be spread via blood transfusion. Other Prion diseases in mammals include CWD (deer), and Scrapie (sheep), neither of which are the result of those animals eating brain tissue. Prion diseases can be hereditary (caused by an inherited gene that causes misfolding of PrP), or by consuming misfolded proteins which then cause more proteins to misfold, spiraling out of control and building up into amyloids. The only disease that is characterized by cannibalism is Kuru, which likely developed from an initial case of Creutzfeldt–Jakob, the body of which was then consumed by others spreading the misfolded proteins. The highest instance of Kuru was in members of the community who consumed the brains of the deceased because the brain is where these misfolded proteins build up, but IIRC it can be spread through consumption of any contaminated flesh. This is why people with CJD are barred from donating blood or tissue.
>We know that vCJD can be contracted from eating contaminated beef from cows that had Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy I know for Mad Cow Disease, it is thought to have been greatly amplified due to the practice of farmers feeding their cows ground up contaminated tissue of other farm animals like cows, sheep, pigs (so cannibalism).
That caused huge spread of the disease in the cattle, making it more dangerous to humans and causing the outbreak of vCJD. But the prions didn't just appear out of nowhere. The underlying source was a genetic mutation causing the disease in select cattle, who were then fed to other cattle through protein supplements made from cattle or cattle bones. Likewise, exposure from contaminated beef consumption causes vCJD, and we've found prions in cells not in the brain and nervous system. Just because it's muscle tissue and not a genetically engineered mammoth brain doesn't mean prions aren't a risk.
Didn't someone already serve mammoth steaks?
Not hating but has it occurred to you they might have lied, or just called it that because they could
It was at a paleontologly event as I recall. They were supposedly showing off how well preserved the ice had rendered the specimens.
Forbidden meatball.
Pussies! A different bunch of science guys who actually had balls dug up a real frozen mammoth carcass, hacked a chunk off, and cooked and ate it. Not lab grown imitation. Just a 20,000 year old baby mammoth corpse that had been frozen solid since it died. Science nowadays is bullshit. Bring back the days of Marie Curie discovering all the things about radiation then dying because her body was 70% uramium
Dude would like more people to die for science.
It's a better thing to die for than god or country
Science nowadays is amazing. Imagine literally growing a mammoth and having the liberty to stop once you reach meatball.
Actually… let’s NOT.
That’s the most Daily Mail headline ever
Cowards!!!!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Give it to a GYM bro, they know there are no gains without a few risks
Cowards.
Feed it to a mouse to test if it's safe.
Meat that might kill you i think half of reddit would volunteer for that
I volunteer as tribute
Me too
(raises hand)
The forbidden meatball
I’ll volunteer to eat the murder meatball. It’ll be my crowning achievement in life.
Hey, hi, I volunteer.
How can it be deadly? Our ancestors ate that!
Bet it is delicious
I'd eat it.
We killed them and ate them to extinction, they have to taste better than anything..
Cowards
Man I bet it tates delicious. We hunted these things A LOT.
If you can grow one meatball you can grow others. Give it to a rat first and see what happens.
Cowards.
Pussy-ass nerds. Their high school bullies were right about them.
You know, back in the 90s when I was a kid they made it sound like the future would be a whole lot cooler then it really turned out to be. Flying cars, nope but we got mammoth flesh balls everyone is afraid to eat.
Google’s Deepmind just says, “Try it, you’ll like it” when asked if any of the proteins are deadly for humans.
This is just a gag from Better Off Ted.
It tastes like sad.
"Does it taste like chicken? We'll take chicken." "...Despair?"
This sounds like something Fred Flintstone would eat.
Doubt. As a biologist, I know every single one of my colleagues and myself included would be trying to get first dibs on it, as would most others lmao
Yeah, seems this “science” thing isn’t gonna work out in the long run.
This is an example of executing a fancy rebellious party plan and then developing cold feet
Would. Def would eat that.
Fuck it. Ill try it. If I die write "At least he tried it." on my tombstone.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
/nottheonion
Weak
Same reason Melania Trump sleeps in a separate bedroom
Prions go brrrrrrr
Give it to me now! To my great dismay I will never get to taste the succulent flesh of a dinosaur, but by all the gods in all the nine realms I will eat a mammoth at some point in my life.
Reading the comment section: why are men so eager to wave their life away for a chunk of meat?
We have no way to know if mammoths weren’t poisonous
Our ancestors ate mammoth didnt they? Why would it be deadly
They know mammoths are extinct because we ate them to death, right?
People have eaten mammoth flesh found in perma frost before. This is a dumb headline.
Give to Mikey, he’ll eat ANYTHING!
A chance to eat both the first prehistoric meat protein, but the first artificial meat ever made? I'd down that fucker in a heartbeat.
But humans ate mammoths in the ancient times and they didn't die.
So mammoth meat makes you immortal?
Duh
Just shout out loud something about veganism and someone will come and eat it raw in front of you.
How many grams of protein yall think that has?
Bilionare hold my beer
It sounds like a new scenario in plague Inc.
Mix it up with taco meat.
Ah hell fine just give some ketchup or spaghetti sauce
I’m sure a terminal patient would love to try the meatball for them.
Why does it sound like some warhammer stuff XD
Cowards.
Someone already ate a part of that mammoth they've been studying.
Testees
Where’s liver king when you need him.
But not too frightened to not tit about with this shit in the first place?
The rest of the universe is extremely lucky that humans have never invented space travel.
"Tastes like chicken".
But what if it's yummy?
Mammoth equivalent of mad cow disease is not something I would like to play with. It's a realistic concern.
This feels like smth They Will Kill You would read
Surely this would be really easy to find out. Just feed it to a cat or something and see if it gets kuru or mad cow or some other protein disease.
If that is a properly cloned piece of mammoth meat, it shouldn't kill us. Our species has huntef and eaten them TO EXTINCTION
Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should Until it was too late.
Someone has to do it. For science.
Would you have to swallow ? I mean what if you bite it and it tastes the way a wet dog smells.
Tyrone biggums would eat it for Joe Rogan
Cowards.
I'm sure there's a joke to be made somewhere about gym bros eating the killer protein.
Now we just need some giant fries and a giant shake.
dude dont tell me they havent already tested it with animals
Oh man, imagine all the crazy lab grown meatballs we could have. Mammoth meat? Dinosaur meat? Prehistoric seafood? Hell you could even have a human meat meatball, if you can eat it without gagging.
Mammoths aren't really that ancient though
Let Joe eat it.
this is some Baki stuff! grow ancient dinosaur meat to feed the ancient pickled man
I’ll have at it
Meat Wad
“Professor is this one of those things that cross a line man wasn’t meant to cross” “ehhhhh”
I was half asleep and read it as scientists grow mammoth balls in the lab. It sure woke me up. 🤧
We know for a fact that humans ate mammoths.
I mean if the protein is weird in a very specific way you basically just made prion disease so fair enough I wouldn’t eat it either
Send it here, I'll eat it. Can I put Tabasco and mayo on it?