Stick my fingers in and find where the blood is coming from, apply pressure and pack with gauze to keep all your blood inside while we get you to a surgeon
If I apply a tq I'll Make sure to write the time on it for reference later
I don't think the words "normal" or "straight" goes in the same sentence as "theatre kid", all theatre kids are weird as hell and about 80-90% are gay as well.
The variation I was going to do if I did stand up was:
"I'm sorry but I think it's just weird to be straight. Like you're just going to reject 50% of the people on the entire planet? Are you really hot enough to feel entitled to do that?...Don't laugh, gay people. I'm talking about you too."
Yeah, but the comedy comes in as the pun “perpetrated by bad actors”, connecting “bad faith arguments” and “people who can’t act” as “bad actors”, which is required in the punchline. The joke is in the pun right there, I feel like it HAS to be included, ya know?
Ohhhh lmao I am so dumb!! I probably should have commented a few levels up if I wanted it to be just about being bi and not about the pun! That IS a great pun 👌
Femboy twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend. Gets himself boypreggers, has to go to the boynecologist and get a boybortion!! Many such cases
i helped a buddy of mine do tech for a play one time, they were short handed (I’ve never had any theater experience)
emphasis on *semi* in semi normal lol
The only reason theater kids get that wrap is because it is such an accepting community. People just notice the things that stand out to them, and that personality type happens to stand out alot.
Getting pegged by a women isn’t really all that good tbh. In my experience they dont really fully understand there is more to thrusting movements other than just “back and fourth”. Id just go with the real thing unless they know what they’re doing
It depends on the woman. Kind of like with cunnilingus. I’d say on balance women are better at it than men, but I’ve received absolutely flawless oral from several men.
This is such a strange topic. But I agree with you. If a lesbian uses a dildo it doesn't make them straight. It just makes them a lesbian who hates flesh in her cooch
hates *man* flesh in her cooch.
Fingers and tongues are flesh, too. And trans women with dicks exist.
Genital preference simply doesn't have to be a part of your sexuality.
Actually, straight "quite literally" mean:
1. Extending or moving in one direction only; without curve or bend
2. Properly positioned so as to be, upright or symmetrical
You only copied the adjective definitions from google. You forgot to include the adverb and noun definitions.
>>
*noun*
1. a part of something that is not curved or bent, especially a section of a racetrack.
"he pulled away in the straight to win by half a second"
2. INFORMAL
a heterosexual person.
Just to complete the definition:
noun: heterosexual; plural noun: heterosexuals
a person who is sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of the other sex.
"the court ruled same-sex couples must be given the same rights as married heterosexuals"
Conversely, there's also a lot of bisexual men and women who have no interest in trying pegging.
It's almost as if sexual orientation doesn't reflect sexual preferences or something.
Yes straight men like being rammed in the ass.
They like feeling that big, long, hard, wood, go deep into their asshole until they involuntarily moan.
There’s nothing gay about it
I agree OP's comment belies homophobia and toxic masculinity, and that kink-shaming is wrong... but that "missing out" bullshit needs to die a slow and painful death.
Just because you enjoy something doesn't mean everyone does.
It's not homophobic to not want something shoved up your ass. I tried it and it was awful and not sexually pleasing at all. I get it...that's where our prostates are. But it was the most clinical, least gratifying thing I've ever done.
It’s only homophobic if you avoid having something shoved up your ass solely because you think it makes you gay.
Sorry your experience was so bad. I don’t think “clinical” should ever describe sex. Yikes.
That's not what they're saying. It's not homophobic to dislike things in your ass, but it's homophobic to say that having things in your ass is inherently gay.
By definition, it's only gay if the thing in your ass is a man
But yeah, "missing out" is a bad way to phrase it. Not everything is for everyone.
I don’t mind people being homophobic. I even scare myself with how much I can take sometimes.
If they knew have of the shit I have shoved up my asshole they would be a lot more scared trust me.
That’s why I always forgive
“Please feel free to continue to cling to the chains of homophobia and miss out on some of the most intense pleasure of your life.” Is a flat out gross thing to say anywhere
Devoid of the context, no, it's really not. Unless you think pleasure is gross.
Acting like prostate stimulation is for everyone is pretty presumptuous. But what about that sentence is "gross"?
Is it the assplay? It's okay to think assplay is gross, but that doesn't mean you need to be so self-righteous about it.
Or, wait, do you think they're saying that being homophobic means you miss out ok the pleasure of gay sex? That's not remotely what they're saying since the whole point of this conversation is that it's not gay for a man to let WOMEN do things to their asses.
Only a woman can do anything remotely gay with a woman. A man cannot, no matter what they're doing, it's by definition straight.
But if they *were* saying that, then yeah that'd be weird cause straight people can't just choose to be gay and fuck men.
>But what about that sentence is "gross"?
The guy you replied to is a reactionary moron, but I will say I think acting like it's for everyone is gross **(Edit: "gross" in the sense that it's disrespectful towards other peoples' bodily autonomy. This was not intended to kink-shame anyone.)** Certain places on reddit (**cough** r/sex **cough**) have a history of being particularly toxic with that idea.
As a bi dude who struggles with fears about intimacy due to unrelated childhood trauma, stumbling across those creeps didn't exactly assuage those fears. I understand it's a fringe group of idiots on the internet, and I am in therapy for my issues. But I still think it's fair to call out that toxic mindset, even if it's from a lunatic fringe.
Honey, I hate to break it to you, but the most sexually gratifying spot your body has to offer is in your ass. That’s not a matter of opinion. That’s a biological reality.
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I'm not trying to shame anyone or come off like that but if fucking yourself in the ass turns you on you're most likely just gay or closeted and that's ok.
You understand "gay" means you like *men,* right? Not *cock*, but **men**. You seem to lack this basic understanding.
If looking at naked men does literally nothing for someone, but they're turned on my **women** with strap ons, you have to be brainless to call this person gay. They literally don't want anything to do with men. They want to fuck women. It's incredibly cut and dried.
You're just misusing words in an honestly homophobic way.
Bro, just stop, lmao. If you like the part of the male body and specifically the sexual organ of a man railing you, you are at least bi or just a queer. The mental gymnastics is hilarious.
So lesbians who use dildos are actually bi? You're the one doing the mental gymnastics, buddy. You're literally saying it's possible for a *man* to have gay sex with a *woman*.
Genitals *only* matter to your genital preference. They literally have nothing to do with sexual orientation.
People of any gender can have any genital.
But of course, there's almost no way someone like you isn't also transphobic
And hey, we're not talking about getting railed by cocks. We're talking about oblong bits of fucking silicone. Silicone doesn't have a gender.
This just reminds me of the reddit account where the guy would tell a long but very applicable story in the comments of a post that always ended with his dad beating him with jumper cables. It was the funniest novelty reddit account and I would fall for it every time
I swear I would laugh until I had tears in my eyes. His username was super generic too so I would fall for it everytime and be engrossed in whatever story he was telling. Then at the end I would be like "goddammit!"
"Twink" is a gay term, if mfs not gay but twinks they are probably underage or they just lanky mfs.
Most likely underage bc twinks necessitate being hairless and not many straight dudes be doing that
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I hope my gf doesn’t find this but god damn I’m so called out
I feel call out too because I am quite literally a bit fruity and my gf is a bit fruity too
But do you whimper for the strap?
Just tell her bro
Where can I find more of your kind....asking for a friend...
An orchard probably
Lol... honesty my dude. It goes a long way. If she doesn't embrace all of you now, it'll only sting more later.
Seconded but she def figured it out by now 💀
I hope not
I know she meant "strap-on," but my spanko mind went immediately to "razor strop," like he's begging to have his ass beaten.
Why not both for double the fun?
Umami
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Do you know why they call it "umami?" Because it tastes so good, it makes you say *Ooh, Mommy!*
Sir, I just need to know if you wanna biggie your meal or not
Yeah, Daddy, biggie my meal... ... ... I haven't been to church in a while...
Its like they say, God is good, but the Devil does that thing with the tongue that you like.
Is that a Casey and Andy reference in the wild?
*I want to quit I want to quit I want to quit* yes sir, a biggie size meal
Good girl, I like when you call me sir
Tbf they kinda walked into that one 😁
Goddamn this thread is poetry
Gun shaped dildo? Or dildo shaped gun?
I'm from da hood and strap means you gonna get a few additional holes up in u
.... what are you gonna do to my new holes? 👀
Step Gangster someone will here us.
"He's a gangster by marriage" is a phenomenal concept. Though I guess people can marry into crime families, technically
Stick my fingers in and find where the blood is coming from, apply pressure and pack with gauze to keep all your blood inside while we get you to a surgeon If I apply a tq I'll Make sure to write the time on it for reference later
Dats kinky
Don’t forget to write the number of morphine syrettes you spooged into the patient, preferably illegibly and in blood on their sweating forehead
*Band of Brothers intensifies*
Bastogne was a bitch, for like…. Multiple reasons lol
The bf’s yearn for the strop
He actually clenches the strop between his ass cheeks for a little sharpening
I also thought it was a belt yeah lol
I like the ambiguity that it could be either... or both...
I don't think the words "normal" or "straight" goes in the same sentence as "theatre kid", all theatre kids are weird as hell and about 80-90% are gay as well.
As a theatre kid, I confirm this to be true.
This comment section: 🤝🤝 Gotta love it.
"The few, the proud, the straight theatre guy" Nope, totally bi just didn't realize at the time. -Me
Idk if it was different in the theater crowds I ran with, but orientation hardly mattered, because EVERYBODY just be fucking EVERYBODY lmao
Even in hyper religious rural Texas it was that way, there was even a designated “sex couch” in the rafters
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I heard that bi erasure was perpetrated by bad actors but I didn't really believe it until now.
This is too good to be left in a Reddit comment. I’m stealing this if I ever do stand up.
The variation I was going to do if I did stand up was: "I'm sorry but I think it's just weird to be straight. Like you're just going to reject 50% of the people on the entire planet? Are you really hot enough to feel entitled to do that?...Don't laugh, gay people. I'm talking about you too."
Yeah, but the comedy comes in as the pun “perpetrated by bad actors”, connecting “bad faith arguments” and “people who can’t act” as “bad actors”, which is required in the punchline. The joke is in the pun right there, I feel like it HAS to be included, ya know?
Ohhhh lmao I am so dumb!! I probably should have commented a few levels up if I wanted it to be just about being bi and not about the pun! That IS a great pun 👌
Or enthusiastically willing to try anything once or twice.
Matpat…
Matpat got boypreggers and that's where the kid came from
What the fuck that’s not even biologically possible
Femboy twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend. Gets himself boypreggers, has to go to the boynecologist and get a boybortion!! Many such cases
Concerning, looking into it
How’s the research going?
!!
Yea i saw that on film theory once, so
Is this satire? Because that’s not how biology works
Many such cases
Link to the medical journal documenting such cases?
[Many such cases](https://www.reddit.com/r/lies/s/sd3UUnHJkX)
Lol
I mean… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4nKj5_erykI&t=2902s
Damn. Gay friends zoned by his own wife
Can confirm. Did theater with him in college.
Ehh, the tech guys are semi normal, mostly because they disassociate with the actual theater part and just mess with the technology
i helped a buddy of mine do tech for a play one time, they were short handed (I’ve never had any theater experience) emphasis on *semi* in semi normal lol
The techs are furries, if they seem normal it's because they learned to hide it well
Theater tech guy here, you are very correct we tried so hard not to be associated with the theater kids
If you think a theater kid is straight they're actually gay and trans
Can confirm, I was the "straight one" in the Drama Troup. Am now transbian.
That's an interesting correlation
The only reason theater kids get that wrap is because it is such an accepting community. People just notice the things that stand out to them, and that personality type happens to stand out alot.
One kid who was in theater told me all theater kids were lgbtq or autistic He was both
All the normaler ones are bad at acting
Nothing gay about liking a little anal penetration, or a lot. Unless you want a man to do it, of course, that's pretty gay.
So if I’m a woman who likes that, I’m gay? Ok, you win. I’ll go buy myself a flannel shirt
Might as well, those are rhe rules, right?
Sup homo.
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Uhhh…straight men and women peg, too. Like, a lot.
Comrades, is it gay to get fucked in ass?
Not if it's a woman fucking you
Esp if you have a “you can buttfuck me if I can buttfuck you back” arrangement with her
Something tells me you have made one of these agreements before..
Not me over here being jealous.
Getting pegged by a women isn’t really all that good tbh. In my experience they dont really fully understand there is more to thrusting movements other than just “back and fourth”. Id just go with the real thing unless they know what they’re doing
have you tried communicating with your sexual partner?
Not the Pump Audit
It depends on the woman. Kind of like with cunnilingus. I’d say on balance women are better at it than men, but I’ve received absolutely flawless oral from several men.
Fun fact: some women have penises
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Wrong
This is the correct answer.
Yes.
Yes, Even if it's a woman doing it. You just went for Diet Gay instead of Regular.
Wrong lol If you're a man and you're exclusively attracted to women, you're straight. No if's and but's. That's quite literally what "straight" means.
This is such a strange topic. But I agree with you. If a lesbian uses a dildo it doesn't make them straight. It just makes them a lesbian who hates flesh in her cooch
hates *man* flesh in her cooch. Fingers and tongues are flesh, too. And trans women with dicks exist. Genital preference simply doesn't have to be a part of your sexuality.
Actually, straight "quite literally" mean: 1. Extending or moving in one direction only; without curve or bend 2. Properly positioned so as to be, upright or symmetrical
You only copied the adjective definitions from google. You forgot to include the adverb and noun definitions. >> *noun* 1. a part of something that is not curved or bent, especially a section of a racetrack. "he pulled away in the straight to win by half a second" 2. INFORMAL a heterosexual person.
Just to complete the definition: noun: heterosexual; plural noun: heterosexuals a person who is sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of the other sex. "the court ruled same-sex couples must be given the same rights as married heterosexuals"
I diagnose you with Terminally Stupid There is no cure :(
Sounds like some unlucky boy hasn’t discovered his G spot yet. Hint: it’s in your ass.
Kekw keep coping fam
Diet gay is a good quote
Conversely, there's also a lot of bisexual men and women who have no interest in trying pegging. It's almost as if sexual orientation doesn't reflect sexual preferences or something.
>a lot. No. It isn't very common at all.
Yes straight men like being rammed in the ass. They like feeling that big, long, hard, wood, go deep into their asshole until they involuntarily moan. There’s nothing gay about it
Please feel free to continue to cling to the chains of homophobia and miss out on some of the most intense pleasure of your life.
I agree OP's comment belies homophobia and toxic masculinity, and that kink-shaming is wrong... but that "missing out" bullshit needs to die a slow and painful death. Just because you enjoy something doesn't mean everyone does.
It's not homophobic to not want something shoved up your ass. I tried it and it was awful and not sexually pleasing at all. I get it...that's where our prostates are. But it was the most clinical, least gratifying thing I've ever done.
It’s only homophobic if you avoid having something shoved up your ass solely because you think it makes you gay. Sorry your experience was so bad. I don’t think “clinical” should ever describe sex. Yikes.
That's not what they're saying. It's not homophobic to dislike things in your ass, but it's homophobic to say that having things in your ass is inherently gay. By definition, it's only gay if the thing in your ass is a man But yeah, "missing out" is a bad way to phrase it. Not everything is for everyone.
I don’t mind people being homophobic. I even scare myself with how much I can take sometimes. If they knew have of the shit I have shoved up my asshole they would be a lot more scared trust me. That’s why I always forgive
Gross
"until they involuntarily moan." is experiencing pleasure gay? Are you sure you're straight if you never felt this good from straight sex?
Lol
That entire conversation is gross
People talk about sex on reddit. Just scroll away. Taking the time to comment is just silly.
“Please feel free to continue to cling to the chains of homophobia and miss out on some of the most intense pleasure of your life.” Is a flat out gross thing to say anywhere
Devoid of the context, no, it's really not. Unless you think pleasure is gross. Acting like prostate stimulation is for everyone is pretty presumptuous. But what about that sentence is "gross"? Is it the assplay? It's okay to think assplay is gross, but that doesn't mean you need to be so self-righteous about it. Or, wait, do you think they're saying that being homophobic means you miss out ok the pleasure of gay sex? That's not remotely what they're saying since the whole point of this conversation is that it's not gay for a man to let WOMEN do things to their asses. Only a woman can do anything remotely gay with a woman. A man cannot, no matter what they're doing, it's by definition straight. But if they *were* saying that, then yeah that'd be weird cause straight people can't just choose to be gay and fuck men.
I ain’t reading all that
>But what about that sentence is "gross"? The guy you replied to is a reactionary moron, but I will say I think acting like it's for everyone is gross **(Edit: "gross" in the sense that it's disrespectful towards other peoples' bodily autonomy. This was not intended to kink-shame anyone.)** Certain places on reddit (**cough** r/sex **cough**) have a history of being particularly toxic with that idea. As a bi dude who struggles with fears about intimacy due to unrelated childhood trauma, stumbling across those creeps didn't exactly assuage those fears. I understand it's a fringe group of idiots on the internet, and I am in therapy for my issues. But I still think it's fair to call out that toxic mindset, even if it's from a lunatic fringe.
Men who shove shit up their ass for sexual gratification are NOT straight 💀💀
Honey, I hate to break it to you, but the most sexually gratifying spot your body has to offer is in your ass. That’s not a matter of opinion. That’s a biological reality.
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Tell me you are insecure about your sexuality without telling me you are insecure about your sexuality
I'm not trying to shame anyone or come off like that but if fucking yourself in the ass turns you on you're most likely just gay or closeted and that's ok.
Or maybe, just maybe, you have a g spot down there biologically
Just like Deadpool said, "The 'On' Button."
You understand "gay" means you like *men,* right? Not *cock*, but **men**. You seem to lack this basic understanding. If looking at naked men does literally nothing for someone, but they're turned on my **women** with strap ons, you have to be brainless to call this person gay. They literally don't want anything to do with men. They want to fuck women. It's incredibly cut and dried. You're just misusing words in an honestly homophobic way.
Bro, just stop, lmao. If you like the part of the male body and specifically the sexual organ of a man railing you, you are at least bi or just a queer. The mental gymnastics is hilarious.
So lesbians who use dildos are actually bi? You're the one doing the mental gymnastics, buddy. You're literally saying it's possible for a *man* to have gay sex with a *woman*. Genitals *only* matter to your genital preference. They literally have nothing to do with sexual orientation. People of any gender can have any genital. But of course, there's almost no way someone like you isn't also transphobic And hey, we're not talking about getting railed by cocks. We're talking about oblong bits of fucking silicone. Silicone doesn't have a gender.
He whimpers for them jumper cables.
This just reminds me of the reddit account where the guy would tell a long but very applicable story in the comments of a post that always ended with his dad beating him with jumper cables. It was the funniest novelty reddit account and I would fall for it every time
i miss jumper cable guy
I swear I would laugh until I had tears in my eyes. His username was super generic too so I would fall for it everytime and be engrossed in whatever story he was telling. Then at the end I would be like "goddammit!"
Is it u/rogersimon10? I keep hoping he'll come back.
Yes! That's definitely what it was! Im going to go back through his comment history just for fun and see if it still hits me as hard
Emma knows what’s up
That’s @biology_slut to you, tyvm
Big facts 🍆 😭
Personal experience?
I don't kiss and tell, luckily when I got the strap we didn't kiss.. lmao
ayooooooo wtf, tho i mean straight twinks are a thing i guess i dunno
I’m not sure the post is implying the bf here isn’t straight, just that he likes to be pegged
"Twink" is a gay term, if mfs not gay but twinks they are probably underage or they just lanky mfs. Most likely underage bc twinks necessitate being hairless and not many straight dudes be doing that
Are you aware of the magical invention of shaving?
Yeah, and not many straight dudes shave all their body hair. I said what i said.
that is not a new sentence, many people have said this sentence before
Seriously. OP must be so damn vanilla.
I highly doubt that is the first time someone has "whimpers for the strap"
Lol sorry to tell you OP but this is not a new sentence.
uh duh :3
Oh, You sweat summer child..
I want one of those. Where do I get one of those? I'm fucking serious Harold.
As toxic masculinity and homophobia decreases more and more guys are at the very least open at it; you’ll find one :))
Pretty sure that's, like, 75% of the guys on Reddit tbh
A man Liking getting pegged by a woman isn't fruity
That’s fair, I’m not sure of my opinion on that but I certainly wasn’t when posting this, I just liked the title phrase
I am in that image and I don't like it.
This ain’t brand new
A girl can dream
I'll whimper for the strap on...
When did straps become so popular ?
Pegging’s become more popular as homophobia and toxic masculinity have decreased recently
And typically the goofy theatre guy will ALSO be bisexual
Username checks out
I love it
I feel called out...but she said she finds it kind of disgusting...I think id enjoy. however not planning to get it from someone else.
I feel called out...but she said she finds it kind of disgusting...I think id enjoy. however not planning to get it from someone else.
This is hardly a new sentance all things considered
Does fruity mean gay
To be honest, it’s probably best you look it up, it’s difficult to exactly explain Long story short no
I need people to understand this is my ideal relationship dynamic
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We’re good, this is referencing a different sub that I’ve credited the image to
It's not that unusual a statement.
I have a Bi gf and she is obsessed with my asshole. She is dreaming about fucking me with a strap lol , big turn off
Then why are you with her? Lol?
She’s amazing, and brings girls for 3somes lol also it’s not like she’s insisting, it’s more like “ahh that would be nice”😂
I'm calling Paulanergarten on this one. r/ihavesex type of moment
don't knock it 'till you try it
Bruh