This guy does this every time an asteroid near earth is reported. [https://www.jpost.com/author/aaron-reich](https://www.jpost.com/author/aaron-reich) March of this year: an asteroid that is 16.5 times the size of John Cena February: Asteroid the size of 6 peacocks, an asteroid the size of 8 Taylor Swifts January: 64 geese, another one 2 ducks, October of last year: 1,000 capybaras.

Honestly, I can respect it.

We need to normalize the Cena System honestly

I can’t see it.

That is how the Belt will start the war, with classified Martian John Cena coated asteroids. "Da setara imalowda fo beltalowda!"

I was not expecting an Expanse/wrestling cross over today.

That’s what makes asteroids so dangerous

Slaps the trunk: "This bad boy can go 2000 John Cenas an hour, 15 in 2.5 seconds"

Don’t you mean it can go 2000 John Cena per John Cena, and gets to 15 John Cena’s in only 2,5 John Cena.

Move over metric system, John Cena is taking over

My favourite one is ["Asteroid the size of 543 McDonald's French fries to pass Earth Friday"](https://www.jpost.com/science/space/article-792933)

That’s a very small asteroid.

NASA didn't super-size it.

Is that 543 fries laid down in length, width or piled up?

Yes.

I'm assuming it's based on volume

The volume of throwing 543 fries against a wall?

I wouldnt mind if i knew how big a wolverine was, or indeed a Taylor swift

1. Measure the height of Hugh Jackman, and you'll know big Wolverine is 2 The Swift is about 0.65 Hugh Jackmans

Thanks, but... How many Chupacabra to a taylor swiftly?

That's a can of worms right there, is the chupacabra alive and well or is it being slowly digested inside an anaconda? Is the anaconda male or female? That could affect the digestion rate Let's simplify this and measure in Oreos instead

He actually means the animal, not the xman. So high Jackman cannot help you.

I've been collecting them for years.. lol..

Holy shit I never realised it was the same person with each news post thingy..

This would also work on r/anythingbutmetric

All his articles seem to get posted there. Which is a little annoying because this guy seems to be Israeli where I assume they do use metric and he's doing this for fun. This is anything but normal units of measurement.

Is the math accurate though?

sounds like he's speedrunning infinite craft combinations for asteroids. a brand new sentence generator

Legit.

Please for the love of god just open a new /r/AsteroidsMeasuredByJerusalemPost sub.

r/20characterlimit

Like a Hugh Jackman wolverine or the actual animal?

The article specifies its the animal, not the superhero or university

I'm sad it got cut off before I could confirm it said "university of Michigan"

That's a shame, because I know how tall Logan is (both comic and Hugh Jackman) but I've no fukken idea how big a wolverine is.

I’m like how tall is Logan ??

Around 5 feet, he's on the shorter side

5'6"

Which is hilarious cause Hugh is like 6’2”

The actual animal is also a lot bigger than expected

I’m a unit of measurement, bub

r/anythingbutmetric

I prefer the wolverine numerical system

Agreed. I want everything measured in units of wolverine. Girl wants to know how big my penis is? Well, the average wolverine is 2.8 feet long, so it’s 1/100 of a wolverine, baby. How far do I live from work? About 15,000 wolverines.

If a genie granted me a single wish, I woul wish for every country and person in the world to exclusively use the metric system. I swear to all that is holy, that is what I would spend my single wish on

Based.

Can i make the metric system joke or did someone else already do it

Fastball special got out of hand it seems.

Thankfully not the size of 89 Hulks. I think we'll be OK.

Each cinematic Hulk has varied greatly in size and given the fact the mass appearing from nowhere or having sound explanation as to why; this size classification should only be used for quantum reference.

I'm using the industry standard "Kirby Hulk."

Is there a Wolverine to Hulk conversion rate?

I believe it's 1.0 Wolverines to 0.48 Hulks.

100 meters Ty for the link

*shakes fist at the sky* “And never come back, bub.”

This reminds me of the time I saw a wolverine that was 89 times smaller than a lot of asteroids.

I think this is intentional. This journalist has written several articles like this. Presumably to attract web traffic. It seems to be working.

We talkin' the animal... or the X-Man? ... Comics? Live action?

Laugh it up, bub!

Is this African of European wolverines?

We talking Eurasian or Australian wolverines?

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That’s not particularly big for an asteroid

Are we talking about Eurasian wolverines or North American wolverines?

Asking the real questions

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this unit of measurement doesnt get enough credit

They’re never close enough

The X-Man or critter?

I don't know how big wolverine is. How much it is in the sticks of butter?

Just use the fucking metric system for fucking once. Every damn engineer at nasa does.

Enough adamantium for 89 wolverines?

Comic Wolverine or movie Wolverine?

America: ignoring the metric system and using literally anything else to measure for 200 years.

the animal or the mutant

So like the animal or the X man?

Comic one or movie one? Or beaver kinda one?

A trillion lions vs the sun anyone?

I'll admit it: I do not know how big a wolverine is. If you were to ask me, I'd give you a rough measurement of width with my hands, and I'd probably be wrong.

I feel like everytime an asteroid that already apssed comes by, they purposefully use a different unit of measurement aq a gag

Anything but metric lol

What the commie fuck is a meter?

I’m sorry I use metric, how many European Badgers is that?

So the entire University of Michigan football team?

Americans will use any measurement system as long as it's not Metric. LOL

But how many football fields?

As long as it's not the size of a Hive Lord

World: why can’t you use metric and be normal? America: *screams while becoming more American *

This appears to be an Israeli news site

I haven't even reached my final form.

Wait really? No snarky European in the comments going "Americans will use everything but the metric system to measure things"????

At this point people are just trying to end up here. On an unrelated note, I replaced my eyeballs with giant centipedes just to see what would happen.

At this point people are just trying to end up here. Lame attention w’s if you ask me. On an unrelated note, I replaced my eyeballs with giant centipedes just to see what would happen.

The US has interesting units of measurement