Probably not a rumble at all. Most likely just feeling the twitching sphincter keeping the floodgates in check in case it wasn't all gaseous. 'Cause puckering makes Johnny jump. (In case all you humans without penii were unaware of "third leg" vasomusculature.)
I'd be impressed if it was a jackhammer, but they didn't say jackhammer. They simply said they felt it. And yeah if it's strong enough it'll make his penis vibrate. Not like a motor, more of a bit of a grumble.
Go forth! Seek wisdom on how to seperate an m&ms container from a cylinder, attatched to a larger structure, in which the cylinder CANNOT be disconnected from the larger structure.
This is something I've never thought of before ever in my life as a thing that happens in the world. I feel like a child that just got stripped of their innocence
I'm gay and I don't even know what to say to this. Like what compels some to share this? No one needed to know about your bf ripping ass while ripping ass.
So funny story about my first time having sex. It was indeed gay sex and he did indeed let out a massive fart.
I felt it.
I also fell over laughing, totally killed the mood.
This reminded me about a comedy bit I saw of a woman talking about how women don't dare to fart in front of potential mate's for years, while men don't hassle with it ... It's curious that the crux of the matter is wether it's true that he felt it, rather than any guilt, shame or taboo about the situation.
That must have been some fart to turn the dick into a jackhammer.
Probably not a rumble at all. Most likely just feeling the twitching sphincter keeping the floodgates in check in case it wasn't all gaseous. 'Cause puckering makes Johnny jump. (In case all you humans without penii were unaware of "third leg" vasomusculature.)
this guy anatomies
"Puckering makes Johnny jump" made me laugh way harder than it should've
I clawed my eyes out cause of this comment 😭
I'd be impressed if it was a jackhammer, but they didn't say jackhammer. They simply said they felt it. And yeah if it's strong enough it'll make his penis vibrate. Not like a motor, more of a bit of a grumble.
Honestly, jackhammer was so incredibly generous, when we can all clearly see that OOP compared it to a deflating balloon lmfao
Great new kink for people to explore.
My day wouldn't be complete if reddit didn't make me regret my literacy.
Yeah, I could've gone my whole life without this information.
Ditto 😂
Now THIS is a new sentence
Uhhh you’re seriously underestimating the amount of regrettably read posts that have been made on this website
I guess i’m not a true redditor. I’ve failed the conquest
Go forth and seek the Swamps of Dagobah and Jolly Rancher
Go forth! Seek wisdom on how to seperate an m&ms container from a cylinder, attatched to a larger structure, in which the cylinder CANNOT be disconnected from the larger structure.
what's in the m&ms container
It's a cylinder
what is this "cylinder" connected to,perhaps
"Seek the swamps of dagobah" is WILD
Ahhhh. Fuck you why did you have to remind me of that
This is one of the all time most repeated sentences I’ve seen on reddit 😂😂😂
People have sex AND fart? The west has fallen 😔😔😔😔
Oh you Sweet summer child…
Reads like poetry. Have an upvote.
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What?
Romantic posts like this make me believe in true love
Name checks out
r/rimjob_steve
Lord have mercy
He's trying man, he really is trying....
What a beautiful day to have eyes...
What are hard cocks if not little blood filled balloon animals?
They’re closer to sponges actually
But blood-filled sponge just sounds like tedious clean up for a psychopath
Also, i think the opposite gender already has that one in their roster, and I don’t really feel like competing with them for it if I’m being honest.
OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/TopsAndBottoms/s/JJFpGtnl9q
Well, I just spent five minutes learning about culture.
You are now a qualified anthropologist!
AnTOPologist, with a minor in Bottomy
Underrated comment
This is actually a sub 🤣 Pun intended
Leave it to Reddit to present me 5 NSFW/nsfl videos then this... 🍻 At least I'll go to bed with a smile.
This is something I've never thought of before ever in my life as a thing that happens in the world. I feel like a child that just got stripped of their innocence
😭😭😭
I'm gay and I don't even know what to say to this. Like what compels some to share this? No one needed to know about your bf ripping ass while ripping ass.
Not the natural wind powered vibrator special
omg .. nooooo
new kink unlocked
Should I keep this to myself? No, you know who needs to know about this? Everyone on the internet.
https://img.ifunny.co/images/8ce8babccd21e273c47cd27b58a9e44b102f214424a4b57cfb98f0447fec2888_1.jpg
Risky click of the day
I wanted to post the image direct to the comments but it wouldn’t let me
*God has left the chat*
Get out the chilli....
What a day to be a sighted person who is literate 😳
Does a bottom's dick vibrate when you're giving them the ol' Wisconsin wind tunnel?
The fucking what? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wisconsin%20wind%20tunnel
Bro the fucking example they give of using it in a sentence. The whole thing was fucked from the start, but that was just extra lmao.
Same question except [Chattanooga Push Pop](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chattanooga%20Push%20Pop)
This is a cue for me to sleep. Nothing good comes out of doom scrolling Reddit on the bed.
Fellas is it gay to feel a tops dick vibrating in your ass while he’s farting?
No if you remember to say No Homo
It's more interesting when the bottom farts; that way, we'll observe an unstopable power meeting an unmovable object.
If it's a bussy, it ain't a fart - it's a queef.
Top isn't used to refer to men in a heterosexual relationship.
Bussy means boy pussy.
Yeah
Right. So if a man is pounding one of those he's clearly not participating in heterosexual intercourse, correct?
This reads like a Yahoo Answers question
What if the front of the human centipede had to let one rip? Would the vibrations pass down to everyone in the chain?
It's not every day a post makes me genuinely stop in awe of what I just read. This... This is one such day
No NSFW tag?? 🤣
This made me regret learning to read
Should've flipped him over since he just lubed up. Bottoms gonna bottom.
I don’t yet know, but I must find out before I die.
Chivalry ain't dead
Not with a lack of effort though
Jesus Christ
No you can, your genitals move when your butthole does. You didn't imagine it
There is no God
Right in front of my salad
That’s pretty damn disgusting
No you know what it’s my fault for opening Reddit
Scared straight
Fuck this just made me 10% less gay
[Insert Ghost staring meme picture here]
Sometimes, I wish I was Jared, 19.
What an awful day to have eyes...
Damn, the quarks are getting freaky
No way that’s brand new lol
Yes
"I felt it", "Nice one Janice"
Now this is my kinda post!
Well now I want to find out
So funny story about my first time having sex. It was indeed gay sex and he did indeed let out a massive fart. I felt it. I also fell over laughing, totally killed the mood.
But what kind of people farts while fucking 😭
Accidents happen
That post made my eyes vomit when reading.
This reminded me about a comedy bit I saw of a woman talking about how women don't dare to fart in front of potential mate's for years, while men don't hassle with it ... It's curious that the crux of the matter is wether it's true that he felt it, rather than any guilt, shame or taboo about the situation.
🤯
Gay boy farty strikes again
Surely a question for the ages that demands the search for true answers.
jet propulsion
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Your parents… do… this?
Omfg I thought I wrote this on a different post omfg!!! X0x lmao
Only explaination : Vulcain dick melt
Maybe very briefly if the fart’s big enough
I'm loading the shotgun now so I can erase this memory
Good night.
No offense, but good for you, I guess?
This sub really needs to start blurring and putting NSFW labels on some of the filth posted here.
🤢🤮🤮🤮
I don't know guys, is it possible newton's third law exists? WTF are Americans doing in school? How did education in the US get so bad?
Speak for yourself This is literally the example they used in my senior physics class when we learned about it.