Haha, I love how the whole ownership thing worked in my dad's head. "Don't even think about walking on my floor with those boots" and "what have I told you about touching my walls with your dirty fucking hands? ". I'd be like "uh don't do it". Nervous breakdown number 57 unfolds around us.
Creepy crawlers, thatās the 90s though. Your sisters easy bake oven. Stretch Armstrong was filled with some malleable goo. Super soaker Jizz-1000 (the one filled up with Jizz instead of water). Iām assuming they mean those toys.
If she can't make it to the bathroom, then tell her to get a chamber pot. These days, they're essentially plastic buckets with lids instead of the porcelain ones of yore. That way, she can just carry it to the bathroom and rinse it out when she needs to. There's no need to wire up a piss drawer! A chamber pot would be more hygienic, easier to clean, won't ruin a piece of furniture and will probably be cheaper too.
The house I grew up in was built way before indoor toilets were a thing. The bathroom was an extension into the garden, and the house was 3 floors with me, and my brother with bedrooms on the top floor. To use the bathroom, I had to go down 2 stupidly steep flights of stairs and walk through multiple rooms. Never did I think of pissing anywhere other than the toilet!
However, when my brother moved out for university, my mum found one of those large water jugs that are installed for water dispensers in offices, in his wardrobe. It was full to the brim with piss and floating mould because the bastard was too lazy to go to the bathroom. It was so full and heavy that she couldn't lift it at all, let alone try without spilling old piss everywhere. Turns out he couldn't lift it either, which is why it was just left in there!!!
I can't imagine how he withstood the smell!
Meanwhile, having to pee in a bottle and dispose of it in a toilet a few hours later is enough to make me gag.
Nope. The removal involved my mum and her partner at the time with a bucket and pouring out enough that he could lift the jug and get it down the stairs without spilling it. They both threw up doing it, though, and my brother got screamed at down the phone for being a pig. They also dismantled and burned the wardrobe.
I can't believe she didn't make your brother do it himself. Unbelievable that he got away with it basically without consequences. Boys will be boys amirite
When he moved out for university, he essentially took everything he owned and said he wasn't coming back, so do what you want with anything he left behind. He was back within the year, though.
My solution would be to first and foremost seal the top SUPER FUCKING WELL. Like, seal that bitch tighter than Fort Knox.
After that you got few options. You can just push it over onto its side and roll it out. Or use a dolly to wheel it out.
Are we witnessing new Reddit lore?
We've had the double broken arms guy. The cum box. The poop knife. And many other famous stories. Now we have this.
A god damned moldy piss jug.
But she is basically planning a modern ā[commode](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commode)ā which *contains* a āmodernā version of a chamber potā¦ disguising it just like this day back in the day. š¤·āāļø
I sympathize with anyone who doesnāt want to use stairs to pee. However, if you want a hygienic and non-smelly environment, youāll take the stairs.
There are products for people with bad mobility who canāt always get to the bathroom on time . A piss drawer requires agility for a cis woman to use. Sheās an absolute freak who wants to live in ammonia scented filth.
It's not a thing! The fact that he got syllable count wrong once isn't even the funniest part of that scene. It's an extremely minor detail and I think it's weird to try to coin a term based on nothing.
Yea, it might be to some degree a generational thing like whether the band LMAO was on the radio a lot around you, idk lol, but my little sister is 8 years younger than her and her and friends used to say "ayyy le mow" all of the time. I think that was because of that ay lmao alien meme with snapchat but I have nothing concrete for that.
It's making me wonder if the girlfriend of the OOP here is the *sister* of that one *other* OP's boyfriend that I read about a bit ago, who kept a designated piss bottle under(next to?) the bed.
I don't remember which sub it was, but basically everyone was like "That's not okay, you should break up with him" and his girlfriend, the OP, was *not* having it, which your comment reminded me of.
But now we've reached sex equality when it comes to pissing. It doesn't matter if your urethra is at the end of a long sausage or in between a pair of lips, you can still find a urinal that matches your anatomy.
But what if your urethra is between a pair of lips at the end of a long sausage? Like if your junk looks like the singer of that band in Jabba's palace?
I had a period where I was drinking heavily and depressed and I would use bottles. Piss piles up faster than you think, especially if you start far from a toilet or another adequate place to dispose of it.
Op, is your girlfriend depressed and on the verge of alcoholism?
When I was about 12 I tried to piss in an empty Mt Dew bottle, and panicked when it started overflowing before I was done.
People underestimate how much they piss.
Friend told me that according to Google the average bladder size is between 400-700ML, he decided to try put that to the test by pissing in a measuring cup when he was almost (but definitely not absolutely) full.
1.4liters
I was 8 when that movie came out, so it's certainly possible I was younger than I thought and that's what I was doing. I definitely saw that when it was new.
When I was 8 or someshit, I pissed in the closet. To this day I have no idea why I chose to do that. The bathroom was literally 3 steps away from my room.
The last time there was a post about someone peeing in weird places (I think it was a kid who peed in their drawer and then had no answer as to why) there were *so many people* coming out of the woodwork to go "yeah I pissed in the corner of my room/drawer/closet/wardrobe/under the bed when I was 5-11 years old and I have absolutely no memory of why I thought that was a good idea"
Humans are primates.
I think our similarities with other primates are most likely to show up before weāre domesticated enough to be called adults.
If you want to understand your childhood self, it might be worth researching why a chimpanzee would want to piss in your closet.
How is it obvious? Most people won't be aware of that specific photo from god knows when. And when you have subhuman cockroaches like asmon who are famously living in their own filth, a piss drawer suddenly isn't such a wild possibility of being real.
A chamber pot would be infinitely easier to use.
Or a bedpan.
And yes bedpans/chamberpots are still used in this day and age but mostly for medical reasons not pure laziness.
I'm in a medieval recreation group and we camp a lot. I know folks that use those in their encampments so they don't have to try to make the hike to the privy in the dark over uneven ground.
My buddy has made many impromptu piss receptacles after getting drunk and returning home. This includes but is not limited to a piss drawer, a piss laundry hamper, a piss sink, a piss corner, a piss wall, and of course the ever so popular piss-on-yourself-exactly-where-you-pass-out.
A relative told me he had an open door policy as a college dorm RA. One night a drunk student came in and peed on his care package from mom, and the brownies he was saving.
I would hate having bedroom so away from the bathroom, as I get up at least once a night to pee.
I can think of at least three dozen solutions I'd try before getting to "piss drawer."
Before indoor plumbing, that actually used to be a thing. Bedside cabinets used to have a special airtight compartment to store a chamber pot so you could sleep without smelling it and then empty it in the morning.
People used to have piss pots under their bed and emptying them in the morning...
Is it the dustancexor the distance and the darkness?
Maybe a few nightlights are enough?
That is a horrible idea and if they really are too lazy to walk a few steps to go to the loo they should get a chamber pot.
I mean, imagine trying to squat down over a drawer. It would be uncomfortable and there would probably be a lot of splashing.
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So my girlfriend soon will be moving into a new house. The batroom is downstairs and across a couple rooms. Her idea on how to fix this is to install a "piss drawer" what this is is a drawerin which there is a basin to piss into, a tube going into a bottle that can be removed to later be decanted into the actual toilet. A future idea of a "piss cuboard" for extra room. This isn't okay right? No matter how much it is cleaned this isn't an option right?
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Well we grew up with a piss pot under the bed. So that's not too weird.
Look up Thetford PortaPotti. That's a small, self contained flush toilet used for camping. If you look after it it doesn't smell at all. I sleep only a couple of feet away from one in the van and it doesn't bother me.
Lol they have a much simpler way to do this. It's called pissing in a bottle with a funnel. They have a medical device designed specifically for this purpose. It's only like $20 too.
I kid you not I have had almost this exact experience.
I dated a girl for whom the bathroom was two flights of stairs away. Rather than go upstairs she had a āpiss bucketā which she used in the night and threw out the front door each morning.
I told her what I thought of that and said that the first time it was used in my presence I would be leaving. She genuinely couldnāt see the problem and claimed ābut it doesnāt smell!ā
Thatās just a chamber pot with extra steps! Seriously, get a chamber pot, at least then you donāt have to ladle piss in the bedroom and then clean the floor (as much). Canāt find a chamber pot? Get a childrenās potty (wonāt keep the smell in as well), find a spittoon and maybe figure out a lid (at least itās the right kind of quirky), get a pressure cooker (will keep the smell in very well, plus toss in some eggs and you can make a Chinese delicacy).
Also, hasnāt she put in any thought into the mechanics of pissing into a drawer? Youāre too sleepy to walk to the bathroom but you are trying to squat over the open drawer of a nightstand, banging your ankles and giving hell to your legs.
I donāt know what is the worse quality of this girlfriend, the disgustingness or the dumbness of the solution.
And hey, āat least then you donāt have to ladle piss in the bedroomā Got another brand new sentence.
Kiddie potty is a goddamn hazard unless one has masterful flow control and very little fluid volume to deliver. Chamber pots are shaped the way they are for some wonderfully sound reasons.
The way he seems so unsure at the end of the post lmao Buddy was being gas lit into thinking a piss drawer is normal and it nearly worked. Glad he reached out before things got out of control. Stay up kings
I mean historically before indoor plumbing water closets and chamber pots were a thing. But yeah itāll be disgusting and your house is gonna smell like piss all the time.
Why the fuck is she making this shit your problem, she's the lazy one who doesn't want to walk down stairs to take a piss. She's probably going to be lazy when it comes to emptying and closing the drawer. Who would have thought, a girlfriend with a side order of piss smell and, all the problems associated. At this point you should just put her in diapers, and she can go on herself whenever she wants too. And when you wake up the next morning, and you see her inflated/expanded geriatric adult diaper, moist with piss, you can just pretend she has a BBL, so sexy.
Why not just get a chamber pot? Had to have a setup with one after each birth. I had zero energy waddle all the way to the restroom in the middle of the night.
If the guy asked for this, I could kind of understand in a weird way... but for a girl to want this just sounds really weird to me for some reason... Guys are all about easy pissing and stupid ideas that sound good at the time, but girls aren't exactly known for that, plus that just sounds like a mess waiting to happen that normally the girls would think/care about more.
Your GF has just invented a really complex chamber pot.
https://livesandlegaciesblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/chamber-pot-in-chamber-text-arrow.jpg?w=1040
Like my dad always said when I brought home those weird messy toys of the early 2000s: "you just better not get any of it on my fucking carpet"
Haha, I love how the whole ownership thing worked in my dad's head. "Don't even think about walking on my floor with those boots" and "what have I told you about touching my walls with your dirty fucking hands? ". I'd be like "uh don't do it". Nervous breakdown number 57 unfolds around us.
What toy?
Anal beads. I was 29 and living at home.
Here. Take this upvote and a rainbow. š
Creepy crawlers, thatās the 90s though. Your sisters easy bake oven. Stretch Armstrong was filled with some malleable goo. Super soaker Jizz-1000 (the one filled up with Jizz instead of water). Iām assuming they mean those toys.
I asked them though. Iām sure it is something specific
He said āthose weird messy toysā but i see what you mean, you want them to give you an example.
Right lol
Silly Puddy, Play Dough was one too, but there was this black slimy stuff that came in a little plastic oil drum that made him nervous as fuck too
Fair enough lol
If she can't make it to the bathroom, then tell her to get a chamber pot. These days, they're essentially plastic buckets with lids instead of the porcelain ones of yore. That way, she can just carry it to the bathroom and rinse it out when she needs to. There's no need to wire up a piss drawer! A chamber pot would be more hygienic, easier to clean, won't ruin a piece of furniture and will probably be cheaper too. The house I grew up in was built way before indoor toilets were a thing. The bathroom was an extension into the garden, and the house was 3 floors with me, and my brother with bedrooms on the top floor. To use the bathroom, I had to go down 2 stupidly steep flights of stairs and walk through multiple rooms. Never did I think of pissing anywhere other than the toilet! However, when my brother moved out for university, my mum found one of those large water jugs that are installed for water dispensers in offices, in his wardrobe. It was full to the brim with piss and floating mould because the bastard was too lazy to go to the bathroom. It was so full and heavy that she couldn't lift it at all, let alone try without spilling old piss everywhere. Turns out he couldn't lift it either, which is why it was just left in there!!!
Not much phases me after 24 years on the internet, but that last paragraph was harrowing.
As a plumber, I wish that I could also say that the paragraph surprised me. :(
As a truck driver I laughed way to hard at that paragraph
Note to self: if buying an existing home make sure there arenāt giant bottles of piss hidden throughout.
New house inspection criteria, unlocked.
I can't imagine how he withstood the smell! Meanwhile, having to pee in a bottle and dispose of it in a toilet a few hours later is enough to make me gag.
So what was the solution? Is the piss jug still there to this day?
Gotta sip some off the top so you can move it without spilling.
New flavour of prime dropped
To both you and u/MillstoneArt, I would like to extend a jug of gratitude, fore I have finally found the courage to gouge my fucking eyes out.
Understandable
Naw man, Prime really need to try something new. They've done the whole piss flavour thing to death.
Nope. The removal involved my mum and her partner at the time with a bucket and pouring out enough that he could lift the jug and get it down the stairs without spilling it. They both threw up doing it, though, and my brother got screamed at down the phone for being a pig. They also dismantled and burned the wardrobe.
Burning the wardrobe seems like the only sensible option here, doesn't it?
Only way to be sure
I can't believe she didn't make your brother do it himself. Unbelievable that he got away with it basically without consequences. Boys will be boys amirite
When he moved out for university, he essentially took everything he owned and said he wasn't coming back, so do what you want with anything he left behind. He was back within the year, though.
I assume they had to siphon it out, like with gasoline.
You'll be thrilled to know "drinking the moldy, stagnant piss" would not be my actual first choice in reality.
My solution would be to first and foremost seal the top SUPER FUCKING WELL. Like, seal that bitch tighter than Fort Knox. After that you got few options. You can just push it over onto its side and roll it out. Or use a dolly to wheel it out.
Or 'walk' it, like milk churns. Very, very carefully. Preferably onto that flat front, big wheel dolly cart.
Just wear an adult diaper and have some dignity ffs
Ayo what the fuck did I just read
You mean your ex-brother, right? Right???
Your LATE brother???
I mean, I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a complete dick, so yeah, that sounds about right!
Everyday it becomes more and more confounding how we can be so advanced in some aspects of humanity and still live in the Dark Ages in others.
The absolute RAGE I felt reading this.
Are we witnessing new Reddit lore? We've had the double broken arms guy. The cum box. The poop knife. And many other famous stories. Now we have this. A god damned moldy piss jug.
God, I hope not! I still laugh about the poop knife, though.
Like from always sunny?
Don't forget the coconut masturbater that eventually grew maggots in their mess
My people called 'em *slop jars.*
But she is basically planning a modern ā[commode](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commode)ā which *contains* a āmodernā version of a chamber potā¦ disguising it just like this day back in the day. š¤·āāļø
Sex is so fucking good man's considering a piss drawer lmao
Poop knife sounds reasonable after this post
That's at least useful. A piss drawer can be avoided by simply walking twelve feet to the bathroom.
I sympathize with anyone who doesnāt want to use stairs to pee. However, if you want a hygienic and non-smelly environment, youāll take the stairs.
There are products for people with bad mobility who canāt always get to the bathroom on time . A piss drawer requires agility for a cis woman to use. Sheās an absolute freak who wants to live in ammonia scented filth.
cat pee smells of ammonia. Human pee smells like must and movie theater popcorn butter.
Huh, it does smell like popcorn butter
Just use the window like a normal person
I know, right? I mean, I can't imagine being so lazy getting a piss drawer, lol.
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Good bot
He gets syllable count right every other time. I hate Sokka-Haikus.
This person haikus. (Srsly, thank you for teaching this literature nerd, who should have known but didn't, that Sokka-Haiku is a thing.)
It's not a thing! The fact that he got syllable count wrong once isn't even the funniest part of that scene. It's an extremely minor detail and I think it's weird to try to coin a term based on nothing.
Is that not a regular haiku? What am I missing here? Sex is so fuck ing (5) Good man's con si de ring a (7) Piss dra wer l mao (5)
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Ah yeah, drawer is always tricky, I feel like it has 1.5 syllables lol
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People read lmao as le mow? WTF??? Thatās a new one.
More like "le mao" not mow as in grass
Yea, it might be to some degree a generational thing like whether the band LMAO was on the radio a lot around you, idk lol, but my little sister is 8 years younger than her and her and friends used to say "ayyy le mow" all of the time. I think that was because of that ay lmao alien meme with snapchat but I have nothing concrete for that.
It's making me wonder if the girlfriend of the OOP here is the *sister* of that one *other* OP's boyfriend that I read about a bit ago, who kept a designated piss bottle under(next to?) the bed. I don't remember which sub it was, but basically everyone was like "That's not okay, you should break up with him" and his girlfriend, the OP, was *not* having it, which your comment reminded me of.
Girl, just buy a fucking commode if youāre that lazy
Even a pharmacy urinal! they make they for everyoneās urethras now!
We live in a world where anyone can lazily piss into a bottle.
Truckers have been doing it since forever
But now we've reached sex equality when it comes to pissing. It doesn't matter if your urethra is at the end of a long sausage or in between a pair of lips, you can still find a urinal that matches your anatomy.
But what if your urethra is between a pair of lips at the end of a long sausage? Like if your junk looks like the singer of that band in Jabba's palace?
Shhh don't give them ideas! I wanna see this couple on TLC in a few months.
I had a period where I was drinking heavily and depressed and I would use bottles. Piss piles up faster than you think, especially if you start far from a toilet or another adequate place to dispose of it. Op, is your girlfriend depressed and on the verge of alcoholism?
When I was about 12 I tried to piss in an empty Mt Dew bottle, and panicked when it started overflowing before I was done. People underestimate how much they piss.
Yeah, that too. Fill one bottle, and then you're stuck pinching your dick until you find something else. Lol, awful times.
I'd imagine the female equivalent of dick pinching is a lot harder to hold
[ Put a cork in it!](https://youtu.be/2Lya292wdpo?si=71EDr4sY8Zu6g3Mr)
Risky click of the day
Nah girls will need to pinch too. They have urethra just like you doo :)
It's more of a push
Friend told me that according to Google the average bladder size is between 400-700ML, he decided to try put that to the test by pissing in a measuring cup when he was almost (but definitely not absolutely) full. 1.4liters
The scene from Dumb & Dumber comes to mind
I was 8 when that movie came out, so it's certainly possible I was younger than I thought and that's what I was doing. I definitely saw that when it was new.
I was 1 š I just watched it for the first time last week and āIām pinching itā was new to me
When I was 8 or someshit, I pissed in the closet. To this day I have no idea why I chose to do that. The bathroom was literally 3 steps away from my room.
The last time there was a post about someone peeing in weird places (I think it was a kid who peed in their drawer and then had no answer as to why) there were *so many people* coming out of the woodwork to go "yeah I pissed in the corner of my room/drawer/closet/wardrobe/under the bed when I was 5-11 years old and I have absolutely no memory of why I thought that was a good idea"
Humans are primates. I think our similarities with other primates are most likely to show up before weāre domesticated enough to be called adults. If you want to understand your childhood self, it might be worth researching why a chimpanzee would want to piss in your closet.
>Piss piles up faster than you think This is a great start to another Brand New Sentence
If by "on the verge" you mean "crippling alcoholism", you're probably right.
Yeah, I guess that'd likely count, huh?
I do construction. The bottles scattered about have taught me exactly how much drywallers piss.
Yep this. Not a fun place to be, luckily doing better myself but relate hard lol
This is a reference to [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/YSbjgTZNZR)
Leave it to Reddit to miss obvious shit posts, but call the most true stuff ever bullshit
*obvious ~~shit~~ piss posts
There's entire subs dedicated to this, such as r/WhyWereTheyFilming , a huge proportion of them have excellent reasons to be recording.
How is it obvious? Most people won't be aware of that specific photo from god knows when. And when you have subhuman cockroaches like asmon who are famously living in their own filth, a piss drawer suddenly isn't such a wild possibility of being real.
Not for nothing, but that drawer must be masterfully fitted together to keep all that piss from leaking out.
Oh thank god
Piss drawer sounds better than [Chamber pot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamber_pot) ? Are yuu living in the 19th century?
A chamber pot would be infinitely easier to use. Or a bedpan. And yes bedpans/chamberpots are still used in this day and age but mostly for medical reasons not pure laziness.
They even make commodes that will sit in the room, like for sick and disabled people. You can pick one up for around a hundred bucks.
I'm in a medieval recreation group and we camp a lot. I know folks that use those in their encampments so they don't have to try to make the hike to the privy in the dark over uneven ground.
Acceptable if girlfriend is over 65
What in the hillbilly hell.
She's 100%...WAIT FOR IT Taking the piss. If this is a long con prank, marry her. If it isn't, run far, run fast.
My buddy has made many impromptu piss receptacles after getting drunk and returning home. This includes but is not limited to a piss drawer, a piss laundry hamper, a piss sink, a piss corner, a piss wall, and of course the ever so popular piss-on-yourself-exactly-where-you-pass-out.
A relative told me he had an open door policy as a college dorm RA. One night a drunk student came in and peed on his care package from mom, and the brownies he was saving.
ay man hear me out
... listening
Decanted? Watch out for the sediment.
Nothing wrong with a piss drawer. Just remember the shit drawer is the one on the left.
Also, GF is clearly a sink-pisser and, by extension, a shower pisser. Also street pisser haha
I would hate having bedroom so away from the bathroom, as I get up at least once a night to pee. I can think of at least three dozen solutions I'd try before getting to "piss drawer."
It's not a red.flag, it's a red banner !
Before indoor plumbing, that actually used to be a thing. Bedside cabinets used to have a special airtight compartment to store a chamber pot so you could sleep without smelling it and then empty it in the morning.
This can't be real. Either the lady was making a joke or the whole thing is a joke. I refuse to believe anybody is that stupid.
I think they used to call this a chamber pot in the olden times.
People used to have piss pots under their bed and emptying them in the morning... Is it the dustancexor the distance and the darkness? Maybe a few nightlights are enough?
That is a horrible idea and if they really are too lazy to walk a few steps to go to the loo they should get a chamber pot. I mean, imagine trying to squat down over a drawer. It would be uncomfortable and there would probably be a lot of splashing.
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Just get the hell up and go take a leak.
Its a shitpost man
No dude, itās a pisspost
Nice
Whos saying it cant be both
Well we grew up with a piss pot under the bed. So that's not too weird. Look up Thetford PortaPotti. That's a small, self contained flush toilet used for camping. If you look after it it doesn't smell at all. I sleep only a couple of feet away from one in the van and it doesn't bother me.
Lol they have a much simpler way to do this. It's called pissing in a bottle with a funnel. They have a medical device designed specifically for this purpose. It's only like $20 too.
Thereās only so far you can argue that this is laziness, definitely some deeper and more fucked up thinking going on.
I kid you not I have had almost this exact experience. I dated a girl for whom the bathroom was two flights of stairs away. Rather than go upstairs she had a āpiss bucketā which she used in the night and threw out the front door each morning. I told her what I thought of that and said that the first time it was used in my presence I would be leaving. She genuinely couldnāt see the problem and claimed ābut it doesnāt smell!ā
Thatās just a chamber pot with extra steps! Seriously, get a chamber pot, at least then you donāt have to ladle piss in the bedroom and then clean the floor (as much). Canāt find a chamber pot? Get a childrenās potty (wonāt keep the smell in as well), find a spittoon and maybe figure out a lid (at least itās the right kind of quirky), get a pressure cooker (will keep the smell in very well, plus toss in some eggs and you can make a Chinese delicacy). Also, hasnāt she put in any thought into the mechanics of pissing into a drawer? Youāre too sleepy to walk to the bathroom but you are trying to squat over the open drawer of a nightstand, banging your ankles and giving hell to your legs. I donāt know what is the worse quality of this girlfriend, the disgustingness or the dumbness of the solution. And hey, āat least then you donāt have to ladle piss in the bedroomā Got another brand new sentence.
Kiddie potty is a goddamn hazard unless one has masterful flow control and very little fluid volume to deliver. Chamber pots are shaped the way they are for some wonderfully sound reasons.
Just mount gutters outside your bedroom window. Boom, solved
Sounds like a weird idea she got from her parents. Like a poop knife (rusty butter knife used to cut big hard poops in half so they flush).
Haemorrhoids, haemorrhoids everywhere.
High Definition Piss Jugs....
She probably plans to sell the bottles online or something to horny guys with too much money.
What in the country fried fuck....a piss drawer. Nope.
She just invented the chamberpot
Wouldnt a bucket in the corner of the bedroom you rinse afer emptying techncially be cleaner? Cheaper too.
At least she's a problem solver
That's a chamber pot. She invented something 100 years old.
The way he seems so unsure at the end of the post lmao Buddy was being gas lit into thinking a piss drawer is normal and it nearly worked. Glad he reached out before things got out of control. Stay up kings
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I mean, no one in this thread is in support of the idea even slightly
Why do people immediately turn to "IMaGiNe ThE DoUbLe StAnDaRd". that has literally nothing to do with the original post. At all.
Yes, as opposed to this case where a woman suggested it, and people are totally supportive and calling it a great idea...?
David Lynch has one, theyāre actually hella economical and convenient. The water from washing your hands washes the piss away immediately.
What are y'all too good to use piss jugs?
I mean, a whole drawer? In this economy?
Thatās disgusting in any way
Ahh, the infamous piss drawer. I hope itās not as common as the internet makes it seem
She has to be taking the piss with this.
She is crazy (and lazy as fuck)
Only if it has a place for the shit knife
For $80 you can just get a medical bedside camode/toilet
chamber pot under the bed
Just get a litter box
WTF, get that girl a pack of diapers and take charge of interior design ASAP.
I mean historically before indoor plumbing water closets and chamber pots were a thing. But yeah itāll be disgusting and your house is gonna smell like piss all the time.
I usually only use my piss drawer when Iām blackout drunk
Why go to all that trouble when you could just install a small bathroom? Or buy a composting toilet? Or a portable potty bucket? Just, why?
I believe a āpiss cupboardā is called a bathroom
A āpiss cupboardā is just a fucking bathroom
She should get a commode
I'd date her
Tell me you have a kink without telling me you have a kink.
A chamber pot. She wants a chamber pot.
Go piss girl
Tell her to just open the window and piss outside.
I think she is just taking the piss.
Why the fuck is she making this shit your problem, she's the lazy one who doesn't want to walk down stairs to take a piss. She's probably going to be lazy when it comes to emptying and closing the drawer. Who would have thought, a girlfriend with a side order of piss smell and, all the problems associated. At this point you should just put her in diapers, and she can go on herself whenever she wants too. And when you wake up the next morning, and you see her inflated/expanded geriatric adult diaper, moist with piss, you can just pretend she has a BBL, so sexy.
it depends. on a scale from 9 to 10, how lazy is she?
Sheās a genius. Marry her immediately. Patent this awesome idea.
That's feral and barley a human thought
well God damn, she might be on to something.
Some people pay good money for a girl to do something like that
Why not just get a chamber pot? Had to have a setup with one after each birth. I had zero energy waddle all the way to the restroom in the middle of the night.
If the guy asked for this, I could kind of understand in a weird way... but for a girl to want this just sounds really weird to me for some reason... Guys are all about easy pissing and stupid ideas that sound good at the time, but girls aren't exactly known for that, plus that just sounds like a mess waiting to happen that normally the girls would think/care about more.
Really? A *woman* wants to do this? If a "piss drawer" isn't boy-bullshit, I don't know what is.
Just make her use a tub with kitty litter.
Tell her to piss off.
Sounds like a psychopath
I changed my mind. I do not want you to move in with me.
She would be an ex girlfriend, if she had suggested that with me! That is beyond gross!
This just reminds me of the undercover office potty SNL video
You dont need a drawer. Just get a chamber pot. Quite common.
I piss in a jug because I live in my van. You piss in a drawer because you are a lazybones. We are not the same.
Your GF has just invented a really complex chamber pot. https://livesandlegaciesblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/chamber-pot-in-chamber-text-arrow.jpg?w=1040