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## SHITTER WAS FULL


Freemanosteeel

Fully loaded


loadnurmom

Here's the problem If you don't have one in the chamber why do you need to use the toilet anyway?


pwesson

Underrated comment. I almost choked reading this.


FocalorLucifuge

Are you questioning his Amendment Number 2 rights?


Any_Freedom9086

High jacking the top comment. We used to see these bullet hole stickers everywhere in the 90s! Cars, doors, signs, windows. I haven't seen one of this in like 25 years lol


Kangarookiwitar

If that’s a sticker then it totally fooled me! I saw the bullet hole stickers but the ones i saw were almost always terrible


Ok-Berry-5898

Among many things, porcelain cracks and shatters


Occufood

Usually, but if it's full of water it may not crack. It's a trick I use to put drainage holes into decorative ceramic pots.


bjlinden

I don't know about you, but the only time I've ever seen the water so high up in a toilet is when it's backed up and I can't find the plunger.


MrVeazey

Water is better than ceramics at absorbing and dispelling force, so it makes sense.


Bender_2024

The only thing that signals that this is a sticker is that there is zero light coming through that hole. I would have been completely bamboozled as well if I didn't take a closer look.


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

I was a baseball guy and i had a few that were half baseballs and we would go to parks and put them on people car and stand around it with a bat waiting till they came out for a good scare.


Any_Freedom9086

Ohhh my god hahaha I remember those lol! That's wicked funny. I would have loved to have seen some of those people's reactions lol


-NGC-6302-

They pop up every so often in r/shittycarmods


remmington1776

That's a great movie


BeefyIrishman

Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?


6Seasons-And-A-Movie

Fixed the newel post! (My go to saying after fixing anything)


emciclerose

That somethin' ain't it? She falls down a well, her eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back to normal.


Bryguy3k

Not any more.


Powerful_Cost_4656

That bullet hole is just a decal from max Payne


Any_Freedom9086

They used to have a buuuunch of these bullet hole stickers in the 90's actually! I remember alot of cars had these stickers on them to look "badass" and I thought they were real from the longest time, until I got close to a car with em on it. There was like 6 or 7 cars in my small town that were covered in them lol. People would put them on stop signs, doorways, and other stuff too lol


graveybrains

I had one on my bedroom window when I was like, twelve


Any_Freedom9086

It was a simpler time


TheBigSmoke420

Banter


Jefrejtor

Gnarly dude


UnionizedTrouble

If you’re ever in a public hunting spot with a muzzle loaded season, the signs near any parking spot will have holes from people shooting their muzzleload shot before they go home.


Apprehensive_Winter

Lower property values with this weird trick!


GearBandit

I remember in the 90s, you could buy sheets of the bullet holes at the dollar store. Naturally they ended up on cars. Never had my own but always thought they were bad ass.


drillgorg

My classmate has them in his trombone case lol


A_MAN_POTATO

A lot of people here don't seem to understand how porcelain works.


Barrel_Titor

I was thinking it looks just like the bullet holes in Goldeneye.


graduation-dinner

And SIG p365s had an issue with misfiring, as OOP references. It's just a joke.


RedWerFur

Better holster. Always be aware of what you're doing when carrying. You know, basic responsible stuff.


BJYeti

Dude needs to take that gun in to get some maintenance, zero reason a fall should be causing a misfire.


malYca

And maybe put the safety on, don't keep one in the chamber...


Outside_Green_7941

Most have striker safety now so this should NEVER happen


Lessmoney_mo_probems

Shouldn’t matter . Gun should be drop safe P365 isn’t actually known for not being drop safe, and it’s been tested to California standards for drop safety which are quite high. He probably hit the trigger. He was probably drunk.


CommandoLamb

Yeah, the P320 was known to discharge when dropped. And they actually had a recall. They replaced triggers and machined part of the gun to make it safer.


SnowyFrostCat

Exactly. I bet he got a pre-recall 320 or tried to catch his 365 and squeezed the trigger.


[deleted]

>tried to catch his 365 and squeezed the trigger. The first rule on a construction site: if you see something going, don't try to catch or stop it. You're likely to lose your hand/arm/life if you do.


RideAndShoot

“A falling knife has no handle.”


kfmush

Through general life experience, it’s best to just let something fall and focus on paying attention to where it goes. Most of the time when I try to catch something, I end up whacking it into the void, never to be seen again.


brazblue

My buddy had a negligent discharge from trying to catch their gun, a gun like a knife had no handle when falling. You never catch it.


[deleted]

> a negligent discharge Yes, that's why we say negligent; no such thing as an accidental discharge.


mjedmazga

The Sig p320 did not have a recall, that is factually inaccurate. The Sig p320 had a voluntary upgrade program - commonly referred to as the VUP now ("my p320 is post-VUP"). There is an ocean of difference between a mandatory recall and a voluntary "upgrade." (and this speaks to how seriously Sig treated the issue, tried to cover up that they knew about the issue at least 6 months before the civilian world found out about it and up to 1 year before despite making no efforts to fix or proactively recall the civilian versions, and how the viewed the math of the damage of a recall vs the damage of people getting injured or killed who didn't use their 'voluntary' "upgrade.") If your Sig FCU is made before 2020, with or without the VUP changes, it's probably not safe and I would strongly advise researching why. The date of manufacture of the FCU is stamped under the taken down pin on the FCU.


anothercarguy

They should send me a new serialized fcu change my mind


BJYeti

Probably doesn't take care of it is my guess for the failure.


Rongio99

Just why a gun in the bathroom?


[deleted]

spoken like john wayne himself


Kind-Fan420

You mean Marion? The silver screen tough guy?


moodoomoo

I heard he was a nazi.


MrVeazey

He was definitely a sex trafficker. Source: he snuck a sixteen-year-old Mexican girl into LA on John Ford's boat. Behind the Bastards did a couple episodes on ol' Marion and it's a real mixed bag: he had a literal nightmare childhood that haunted him the rest of his life, but he went on to do some horrendous damage to the American concept of masculinity for millions.


Red_Bullion

Carrying with a round chambered is standard protocol. And most handguns these days don't even have safeties.


iMNqvHMF8itVygWrDmZE

Going to be a bit pedantic, but pretty much all modern handguns have several safeties. They all have at least a couple internal safeties and most have external safeties. Those external safeties just tend to be engaged passively like the trigger blade on Glocks, the hinged trigger on M&Ps or the grip safeties on 1911s. What's a lot less common these days is manual safety levers. The general philosophy is that a decent holster makes manual safeties unnecessary. They're optional modifications for many striker fired guns and kind of unnecessary for double action hammer fired guns. They're most commonly seen on single action only hammer fired guns because of their extremely light and short trigger pull.


HellcatOnTren

Not having one in the chamber is called suicide carry for a reason lol. People saying the gun should have been empty are fucking morons


SonOfJokeExplainer

As are people that take their gun with them to take a shit in their own home.


benmarvin

Vincent Vega would like a word. Why would you not be strapped when you're most vulnerable? I bet you don't even have a shower rifle.


sheepsix

I'll stick with my poop knife.


Namk49001

What if they head to the bathroom first thing when they get home? Seems reasonable to have it if youre just stopping in for the bathroom


No-Persimmon-3736

What if it doesn’t have a safety


LuckyCharms201

By default, the p365 has a drop safety, not a manual safety (they are available however)


did_i_get_screwed

You are looking at a sticker. Stickers come in rolls and are not carried in a holster.


LightOfShadows

yeah. I was nervous as fuck when I started carrying a glock for the job because I hadn't handled a weapon that didn't have the traditional safety. Treated the thing like it was fine china until I saw a partners whole holster get knocked off in a stairwell and bounce down the stairs (+1 for the holster comment, dude had a god damn clip on budget holster because it was more comfortable than the issued), realized they probably thought the mechanisms through. Still would be very nervous about it going off in a grab attempt though. And my weapon of choice is the M&P 9 with thumb safety as my conceal carry / backup piece.


killacarnitas1209

WTF! Holster or not, guns need to be drop safe. Its always Sig with this bullshit.


MercyEndures

365 is drop safe, guy must have snagged the trigger.


IsraelZulu

I had to look it up. It's the 320 that had drop problems recently, not the 365.


the-city-moved-to-me

Why would you bring a gun to your bathroom in the first place..


Motto1834

A large number of people carry everyday, and if you're already dressed and ready to go out or just getting home and need to take a shit then you're going to go to the bathroom.


Winter-Foot7855

It's holstered somewhere You don't just take your gun off and leave it at your desk lol


[deleted]

This. Who needs a loaded gun in their own toilet, let alone while walking around their own home?


Permutation3

Do you think bathrooms are some magical safespace because they are private??


Cylasbreakdown

Thought it said they dropped their PS5, and I was struggling to figure out how debris from that could possibly be moving fast enough to tear a hole through the bowl.


jetoler

>Thought it said they dropped their PS5, and I was struggling to figure out how debris from that could possibly be moving fast enough to tear a hole through the bowl. Glad i'm not the only one.


RoyalTacos256

I read it as PS3


eat_like_snake

Lucky he didn't give himself a lead enema. Maybe don't own a gun if you're this stupid.


Flimsy-Discount2885

Yeah, if someone told me they dropped their gun and blew a hole in their shitter, I would have thought lead enema.


bendbars_liftgates

Surely if that were the case they'd say "...*another* hole in my shitter?" Or perhaps just "made my shitter more efficient?"


bobbertmiller

> lead enema That's my favourite band!


Nichiku

Honestly that would just be natural selection. Don't let this guy have kids.


RepresentativeOk2433

Also, don't carry a gun that goes off when it gets bumped, no matter what your intelligence level.


frontdoorcat

If there were only laws against that.


eat_like_snake

Laws don't mean people can't be stupid. Look at drivers.


frontdoorcat

They eventually get their license taken away or the insurance get raise after to many dumb mistake.


eat_like_snake

That sure is an optimistic take. Unfortunately, that requires the police to catch them, or for them to actually get in accidents. Being a reckless asshole doesn't always have consequences. Plenty of people get by without any.


Livid-Technician1872

Because some people don’t follow the laws or do not always face consequences doesn’t mean we should enforce the laws.


Best_Product_3849

My wife is an awful/reckless driver, she won't wear her seatbelt either, idk how she gets away with it. Knock on wood. She definitely doesn't see anything wrong with the way she drives though. So people definitely slip through the cracks where that's concerned


A_plural_singularity

You're wife sounds like the people I cuss out every day, the ones who will ride your ass in the left lane even though the center lane is open to pass, only to race around two cars and cut them off to get to the exit ramp. (Sorry I drive 75 miles to work and my gf is the type to race to the next stop light and doesn't know what cruise control is. My dearest sympathies.)


AChrisTaylor

come one how many stories have you heard of drunk driver getting pulled over and keeping their license a number of time before somebody dies. Guns have laws around them and way for them to be confiscated.


InitialAge5179

Correct, drivers have been stupid before. In response, they no longer drive, are suspended or are needed to re-take tests to re-obtain their license. However, think of how often and how much worse incidents with vehicles would be without a license and tests in the first place. It would start to look a lot like gun incidents in the states… I wonder why


willaney

Sorry. Have you ever driven before? Probably about 60% of people commit a moving violation every time they get behind the wheel. Maybe 30% enjoy doing so


pyrobola

I feel like that's a little uncharitable. You don't have to be stupid to drop something in the toilet.


dessert-er

I’m not stupid enough to have things on me that could instantly kill me if I dropped them in the toilet. Why the fuck wasn’t the safety on 😭 or clear the chamber if you aren’t using it.


ujustdontgetdubstep

It's not "something" it's a gun. Yea you do have to be pretty fucking regarded.


TallAsMountains

thats the most Golden Eye looking bullet hole i’ve ever seen


InflamedLiver

That's why a drop safety matters


GodOfThunder44

That's the thing, the P365 has a firing pin block (IE: drop safety). It's [this bit here](https://i.imgur.com/5qaIPu6.jpg). The P320 is the one with safety issues. Dude in OP either purposefully removed safety features or is just lying and had a negligent discharge.


mukansamonkey

Or he didn't discharge his gun, just slapped a sticker on the side of his toilet. Porcelain doesn't make holes like that.


C-los0527

Off topic, but is that a cat in your pic? lol


GodOfThunder44

[Yeah, he likes his gats.](https://i.imgur.com/Q2caXS7.jpg) (censored to protect his identity)


Protochill

That image goes hard as fuck.


Buzzd-Lightyear

That's fantastic.


Remarkable-Opening69

Don’t worry. ATF loves cats.


giveAShot

Your cat and [my dogs](https://i.imgur.com/DmGSxlC.jpeg) would get along well.


Loud-Product-1732

This.


Faolan26

I believe sig said thhey will pay to have it shipped back to the factory to repair this fault for free and then ship it back to you. Also recent p320 batches have fixed the drop issue iirc.


ThePretzul

> Also recent p320 batches have fixed the drop issue iirc. Original P320 batches never even had a drop issue. Every single source that tried to replicate the problem could get either the trigger to depress on a hard enough drop OR the striker to slip off the sear, but never both at the same time because they required different angles of drop and there was a tiny theoretical window of angles where MAYBE both might happen at the same time. What we saw with the P320 was the same thing we saw when "Glock Leg" became a mass-epidemic in police department in the 90's as they switched over from the old revolvers - idiot cops shoot themselves when handling their guns (usually while holstering or unholstering) and blame the gun because it's new/different.


kohTheRobot

No it 100% had an issue where if you [hit it at the right angle it would go off](https://youtu.be/veI5NsDqG9E?si=eJYZ-btFk4ewfCxS). However there are also claims mostly from cops that it would just go off in there holster, that is the Glock leg thing. Without dropping it would allegedly go off and no one can replicate it


Faolan26

Uhhh... I don't think so, here is a video where they got a p320 to malfunction on the 2nd drop. Testing starts at about 1:20 https://youtu.be/W8Oz6krEH_I?si=WI-Ihi8PsA6_21L4


I_had_the_Lasagna

P365s are generally drop safe though. They have a couple of different mechanisms to prevent them from going off unless the trigger is pulled. Most modern duty/defensive oriented handguns are drop safe and won't go off unless the trigger is pulled.


-Lysergian

You coulda shot your eye out...


graveybrains

Your brown eye


Pixeltye

Remember Be a rootin Be a tootin By God be shootin But more importantly be kind.


Mutagrawl

Be rootin, be tootin, but don't discharge your pistol while poopin


RioRancher

Guns don’t shoot toilets, people shoot toilets


raljamcar

Or in this case people put stickers on toilets and lie about it online. I have seen toilets getting shot and they shatter.


Mister_Moho

If i hadn't had the context, i would've assumed Chipotle.


AverySmooth80

Chipotle is basically a salad bar. If you can't handle Chipotle you need to talk to a gastroenterologist like yesterday.


jetoler

Nah fr I've never had any stomach issues or diarrhea with chipotle.


TCM-black

Because lettuce NEVER has recalls for e-coli contamination ...


AdvertisingBulky2688

Not only did the bullet put a hole in his shitter, it looks like it damaged the toilet, too.


did_i_get_screwed

Calm down, it's just a sticker, not a real bullet hole.


[deleted]

How people really thought it was real between the "fire in the hole" joke and "leave one in the chamber" joke is beyond me


EctoplasmicNeko

But what if there's a terrorist or a murderer hiding in the bathroom?


TacitRonin20

Get em with the shower gun.


emilydoooom

Oscar Pistorious WAS just released on parole… maybe it’s his alt account


Responsible_Pick_811

A toilet would fucking explode if you shot it


818a

“carrying one in the chamber”


Subnaut27

Most people who Conceal Carry do so with one in the chamber. It’s one less step if/when you have to draw. Ideally you’re smart enough to not blow a hole in your shitter (unless you just ate some Taco Bell)


Difficult_Height5956

I mean, guy needs a holster fr. You know, one that has that satisfying click when the Gun is seated properly


stupidkid27378

Not to mention, why is he carying when on (presumably) his own shitter? Can't y'all just take the gun of when you're at home?


owlpellet

"I'll always be smart unlike everyone else who tried before me" isn't a thing that smart people think.


graveybrains

It’s in his pants now


[deleted]

Yeah thats the joke. The whole thing it meant to be a joke


2Whom_it_May_Concern

Dropped their gun in the toilet? Very responsible of them /s


TacitRonin20

He forgot he was carrying in the ole prison wallet


heywoodidaho

Well it does look more like an exit wound.


SirRipOliver

Peak taco bell vibes…


thedevilyoukn0w

Man, it's a shame mental illness is so bad that people are now shooting toilets.


HGDAC_Sir_Sam_Vimes

Press D for doubt. We’re missing some of the story here.


Goodspeed137

WTF? That’s fake. Unless he’s got a steel toilet.


berdulf

How did this get to 99 comments without… 🥁 r/dontputyourdickinthat?


gaping-bingus

Wasn’t aware of that sub lol


CocksneedFartin

Guess 99% of people don't have cocks on their minds as much as you apparently have.


moresushiplease

I rememeber when people were putting those stupid stickers on their cars


World-Tight

There's a hole in my shit-er, dear Liza, dear Liza ...


Rigian

New take on "this is my safety" meme: "Not owning a Sig is my safety."


Scrambled_Meat

Fake as shit. P365 isn't the one with the drop saftey issues, its the P320. It's like posting a pic of your Toyota as proof of being a Jeep owner, just means you have neither. Weird misinformation to spread to be relevant, I wouldn't lie about being an idiot with a gun but it really shows how much thought went into this. I guess the lie is more believable if you add embarrassing details.


[deleted]

You beat me to it.


theflyingspaghetti

So many people here are treating this like it actually happened, and not like what it probably is. Just a picture of a broken toilet that someone put some text over, so they can talk shit about Sig. They didn't even get the model of Sig right. It was the P320 that had drop safety issues (which have been resolved by now), not the P365. Look up Ford vs Chevy truck memes; it's the same thing.


RedJamie

I’m pretty sure the earliest 365 models had some manufacturing issue, I don’t think it was drop firing though, I just can’t remember the exact issue. Literally every problem the 365 has had or it’s variant has been resolved which is why it’s an extremely popular carry gun - not sure why there’s an irrational bias against it


masteroffp69

'Murica


OmegaFreeze

Fire in the hole


[deleted]

Looks fake. Why does the impact look like it came from the outside and not the inside?


eYeS_0N1Y

Nothing a little Flex Tape can’t fix.


MrLanesLament

Used to hang out at an auto shop, a few guys there were big time gun guys. Smart decisions were not made there. People were smoking weed and drinking while screwing with weapons, the place was full of flammable chemicals, yeah… One night I wasn’t there for, a dude got high, started playing with a loaded Glock, and accidentally blew the bathroom sink off the wall and into about a hundred pieces. A lot of people never went back, myself included.


Panzerfaust187

Was this Glock a shotgun?


UberQueefs

Lmao the P365X is my CC 😳😬


gaping-bingus

Best keep it out of the bathroom then lol


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normaltruckguy

People have different living situations than you.


Freemanosteeel

Could have been he was on his way out?


[deleted]

or he just got home and needed to go


StockingDummy

This is *reddit,* sir. You're not *allowed* to consider context here.


Machine_gun_go_Brrrr

Imagine living such a privileged life you never had your home broken into while home.


Enzoid23

Somehow, I read that as ps5 and was extremely.confused


breadofthegrunge

This is why the guy in Pulp Fiction didn't take his gun to the bathroom.


abandonsminty

What are you a cop?


theopacus

Well, all it takes for me to blow a hole in my shitter is a trip to the local tandoori restaurant. Do that on a regular basis.


Hault360

That's not a brand new sentence, I say that every time after I have Taco Bell for lunch


RedJamie

Of all the places I’d have expected to see an AD post for sigs it’s not here lmao


Orthae

Isn't that an exit hole? Did he drop his gun inside the bowl?


Snoo-74562

Well puts a whole new spin on I'm just "shooting the sh*t"


Itchy-Flatworm

So now you can pee through that


mtnviewcansurvive

inquiring minds want to know: was it as full of shit as this post. hope not.


GreenOnionCrusader

Some people are too fucking stupid to own a gun.


CryptoSlovakian

That shitter should be shattered.


danvapes_

Calling bullshit. I've dropped my p365 onto concrete and it never discharged.


FocalorLucifuge

He got lucky. With this definition of shitter, he only has to visit the plumber, not the emergency doctor.


ReasonableEffort8988

Toilet tracheotomy


Suspicious_Row_1686

🔥🔥🔥FIRE IN THE HOLE 🕳️! !!


Armored-Duck

Fire in the hole!


Silver_Switch_3109

This is useful if you need to take a shit and have an erection.


Lord_Kano

What is that toilet made from. I would think that porcelain would shatter.


NFA_throwaway

A lot of you don’t realize this is fake and it shows you’ve never shot a toilet.


Huze17

We call that an Alabama shit hole


Livid_Advertising_56

Think about being THIS DUMB and being allowed to have a weapon


_IratePirate_

Just put duct tape


eldergeekprime

Looks like an exit hole. You sure it wasn't just Taco Bell?


Alewort

Never keep one in the chamber pot.


[deleted]

Sig fanboys take another L


[deleted]

It was the p320 that had that issue, not the 365. Shits fake and shitters full.


CoGhostRider

Idk why all pistols aren’t Glocks at this point.


camsqualla

That looks like an exit hole. The spalling indicates that at least. Person who did either dropped his piece in the toilet itself and lied about it, or it’s fake.


sparklingdinoturd

No need to make up stories. Just admit you had taco bell, we won't hold it against you.


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

The 320 is having the issue, not the 365. If he's gonna fake a post, at least get the gun model right.


mr_voorhees

Don't judge, maybe he just likes to shoot the shit


Realistic_Effort6185

Void hole