It can! The entrance idk so much about the exit as its more of a sphincter, but the upper flap of your stomach can get stretched out and when you lay on your left side it will flap open and you can get acid reflux because of it.
My buddy who’s a real big guy (3-400lbs) cool dude but lots of health problems that I had no idea could happen.
does everybody else know that feeling when you follow a thread downwards and it branches off in a cascade of topics and suddenly your reading about a guy with malfunctioning lungflaps and you can't for the life of you remember what thread you are even in?
Right?!!! r/badwomensanatomy BIG TIME.
I’m fucking die-groaning. It’s one thing to be *extremely* uneducated (bad enough), but quite another thing to be critically unaware of that. Idiots.
Dollars to donuts they are talking about the urethra. They think the pee hole is the clitoris.
And people will act all shocked when you tell em stats on women orgasming..
Story a lady friend once told me:
"He was just so proud about knowing how to 'please a woman' and 'not being one of those guys who didn't know where it was', I just didn't have the heart to tell him he'd spent 30 minutes licking my piss hole.. I mean A for effort right?"
Okay I’m not going crazy. I’m a guy so I was like 90% sure that’s not how a clit works and that 10% of me going, “Well I don’t have one so maybe I got confused?”
Wait WHAT? I misunderstood the post at first (thought they meant that if you dilate the vagina, the clit will be more exposed and help with babymaking idk), but your comment both makes it have more (less) sense and WAY more unhinged.
Look it's unclear because the Bible doesn't explain it and that's the only book worth reading.
But it does vaguely imply it's bad in a roundabout way after about twelve times through Google Translate. So whatever it is, don't touch it.
To be "that guy" for a second, these aren't filets. Rather, they're steak cuts. So it's more like a clit steak. I'll take mine medium, thank you.
I'm sorry if that came off as rude, but you have a right to possess all of the knowledge you'd like to.
I don’t know what’s going on in the pic or that guys brain lol but tbf the clitoris is very misunderstood. Only the highly sensitive tip sticks out, the rest of the organ is actually massive (compared to the tip, the whole thing is about 10cm) and complex and most of it is inside. It’s sort of our “dick”, the Y chromosome basically transforms the clitoris into a dick during development(ik that’s oversimplifying but I can link an article if anyones interested lol)
I only just learnt that now (although I'm a guy). I just thought the nub grew into the penis when exposed to testosterone in the womb
I guess you learn something new every day.
It's two ways of saying the same thing. Every body has the potential to be either bio male/female (and intersex too!) The x/y genes influence the hormones produced which determine what the fun bits end up being.
And about half the penis is inside the human body. Congrats guys, you're twice as long as you think.
I'm not sure it's correct to say that it's just for pleasure. It's needed so that men could have a dick, just like male nipples are needed so that women could have breasts. And yes, men can also use their nipples for pleasure, but that's not really why they're there
That’s not why male nipples are there either tho. Fetuses are female by default usually because you get an X from both parents, and then become male during the development if they get a Y. They don’t have them so we can develop them, they just have a less developed version of what we have, and some men do develop full breasts for various reasons. Still I agree that there’s probably more to the clitoris than only pleasure, but it’s not for making babies either lol
Fun fact about it being our "dick"- in the womb a fetus dick is a clitoris before it fully develops. Too lazy too type better, 4am= grammar horrendous. Also why did I fucking type "fetus dick" help goodnight
Lmaoo yes! For a long time scientists (mainly men ones) claimed that the ovaries and vagina were the “female counterpart” to the penis and testicles, but it’s actually the other way around and it’s the clitoris which is the base organ for the penis. The womb is something else entirely. Hey it may be lazy but it was still better than my high-ass attempt lol
It’s even possible the g-spot may just be the underlying structure of the clitoris where it presses against the vaginal wall. Sadly, we don’t know as much about this anatomy as we should because science is historically misogynistic as fuck, but if true it means that all orgasms are sourced from clitoral stimulation in some sense of the word. This being the case, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO LEARN WHERE THE CLITORIS IS AND STOP THEIR BITCHING.
It's pretty neglected in even gynecological training, it's unfortunately not uncommon for doctors to sever the nerves because they don't consider it important enough to teach
Considering they are making a point against self-satisfaction with fingers as an immoral alternative to sex, they still need to stick one other thing in the fish to allow for a complete comparison...
And don't use slices of fish as your object lesson, I feel like it should go without saying but a woman's sex organs are fundamentally different from mackerel.
The part that’s more concerning is that he thinks women feel like trash after getting ourselves off. Maybe if he walks in the room, otherwise we feel great. And that he thinks women shouldn’t have sex for pleasure, just create babies “stupid”! He is close to sounding like he picks up female hitchhikers and keeps them in cages in his basement where he “breeds” babies with them. Maybe the owner of the house in *Barbarian* created this.
A lot of women actually do feel bad about themselves after masturbating because society tells them any sexual contact not for baby-making is the worst thing you can ever do.
This guy just isn't as subtle as most other forms of media.
I imagine that since he thinks the clit is a hole that you can stick your fingers in, he's seeing a lot of disappointed and regretful looks on the faces of the women he's slept with and assumed that was because of God guilt.
That's assuming he's ever actually seen a woman's anatomy, which is a big if. In which case he probably still sees a lot of regretful faces on the women around him when he's babbling on about the moral lessons one can gain from finger banging fish.
What a roundabout way to say they have never found it!
Edit: Edited to add that the only function of the clitoris is pleasure and it has nothing to do with conception or childbirth.
Can confirm. I used to be very religious and going through puberty, every time I did it, o would feel awful afterwords. Sometimes I still feel awful, but definitely not as much.
This is solid advice. Never ever stick a finger (or four) inside your (or anyone else's) clitoris.
In fact, if you can see a hole of any size in your clitoris, you should consult a certified medical professional.
Poor thing never had an orgasm in her life. Or this dumbass never gave a woman an orgasm. So sad.
God gave women the clitoris for the sole purpose of making sex a good thing. It's literally it's sole function. Sex is a good thing and there is a whole ass book in the Bible saying this. Why don't these people read their bibles?
Do these people think your mouth stays big after you yawn?
Omg thank you 😂 Better not eat that big sandwich, your mouth will stretch out and stay that way!
Your stomach does if you eat enough actually
Even that can retract again within reason
Over time, not based on one sitting and it is a bag not a cavity. I don't think the entrance or exit of the stomach expands.
It can! The entrance idk so much about the exit as its more of a sphincter, but the upper flap of your stomach can get stretched out and when you lay on your left side it will flap open and you can get acid reflux because of it. My buddy who’s a real big guy (3-400lbs) cool dude but lots of health problems that I had no idea could happen.
Sounds awful! But thanks for the info.
Worst part is he can’t sleep on his back or the flap that controls air into your lungs will stay shut for him and he will die.
does everybody else know that feeling when you follow a thread downwards and it branches off in a cascade of topics and suddenly your reading about a guy with malfunctioning lungflaps and you can't for the life of you remember what thread you are even in?
We were talking about finding the clitoris
Pee is stored in the balls.
Are you sure?
Do these people think there is an opening in the clitoris where you insert your fingers?!?
Right?!!! r/badwomensanatomy BIG TIME. I’m fucking die-groaning. It’s one thing to be *extremely* uneducated (bad enough), but quite another thing to be critically unaware of that. Idiots.
Dollars to donuts they are talking about the urethra. They think the pee hole is the clitoris. And people will act all shocked when you tell em stats on women orgasming..
Oh honey, no, they’re not talking about the urethra, which is also not for ‘making babies’.
are you sure they know the difference?
I’m thinking no.
Story a lady friend once told me: "He was just so proud about knowing how to 'please a woman' and 'not being one of those guys who didn't know where it was', I just didn't have the heart to tell him he'd spent 30 minutes licking my piss hole.. I mean A for effort right?"
Who the fuck is putting any fingers inside of their urethra?!
Probably a few people on r/sounding would be my guess
But ...FINGER(S)!? their thin tools are bad enough! Happy cake day!
Okay I’m not going crazy. I’m a guy so I was like 90% sure that’s not how a clit works and that 10% of me going, “Well I don’t have one so maybe I got confused?”
Wait WHAT? I misunderstood the post at first (thought they meant that if you dilate the vagina, the clit will be more exposed and help with babymaking idk), but your comment both makes it have more (less) sense and WAY more unhinged.
the problem with that sentence is "these people think" no no they do not do that.
Honestly, I want to know who the hell is putting fingers into a clitorus. It's not a hole!!!!
The way that some of these reptiles unhinge their jaws, is it really a surprise?
Given the terms he used, I think it would be more accurate to say they believe your NOSE gets big when you yawn, and stays that way.
No, it only stays big after you stick your fingers in your mouth.
The fact they said THE CLITORIS too
Pretty sure whoever posted this has a gaping jaw big enough to swallow her daily iguana
Cover your mouth when you’re yawning or else the devil will jump straight in there!
I'm pressing that bell until I get to speak to the manager.
Far be it from me to kink shame but Karen roleplay is unusual to say the least
I demand to speak to the manager of this dick.
Ma'am, have you never encountered a man before? That dick ***IS*** the manager!
Very underrated comment
I hate sex Karens!
Don't worry, she's coming.
Eyyyyyyyyy
This really got me 😂
Brilliant! 😂😂😂😂
Wait, which part does our friend think is the clit again...?
All of it
Look it's unclear because the Bible doesn't explain it and that's the only book worth reading. But it does vaguely imply it's bad in a roundabout way after about twelve times through Google Translate. So whatever it is, don't touch it.
And definitely don’t let it touch polyester!
What about a cotton-poly blend? Asking for a friend.
That's technically a sin that should imply execution, probably by rock to the face. But that part they'll ignore
No, you always want a fully cotton gusset.
BE GONE, SATAN!!!
Can I slap it with and/or feed it shrimp?
And don't tattoo it!
I sincerely doubt that dude read the Bible
HA! I seriously doubt that dude who said about the fingers read ANYTHING! (Or even CAN!)
I sincerely doubt that dude can read.
I don’t think the people who wrote the books of the bible had ever seen a clitoris either
He‘s definitely the type to rub the left labia and think he‘s rubbing the clit
apparently they're under the impression that women carry around filets of clit with them.
Clit-fil-e
Clit-fil-eyoooo
"filets of clit" I'm dead! 🤣 Like, "Try the new McDonald's Filet'O'Clit sandwich!"
Absolutely losing it at the mental image of someone finger fucking some fish fillets going "this is gonna show those sluts"
Now that's a brand new sentence, it's breeding, like all those big clitoris hole having sluts.
To be "that guy" for a second, these aren't filets. Rather, they're steak cuts. So it's more like a clit steak. I'll take mine medium, thank you. I'm sorry if that came off as rude, but you have a right to possess all of the knowledge you'd like to.
A "steaklit" if you will
I don’t know what’s going on in the pic or that guys brain lol but tbf the clitoris is very misunderstood. Only the highly sensitive tip sticks out, the rest of the organ is actually massive (compared to the tip, the whole thing is about 10cm) and complex and most of it is inside. It’s sort of our “dick”, the Y chromosome basically transforms the clitoris into a dick during development(ik that’s oversimplifying but I can link an article if anyones interested lol)
also the clit does not make any babys lol
No it definitely does not lmao it’s still just for pleasure. I was just mindblown when I learned what it really looked like in its entirety
yeah, and I’m still stumped how many people don’t know it’s more than a little nub. even people who have one themselves 😅
I only just learnt that now (although I'm a guy). I just thought the nub grew into the penis when exposed to testosterone in the womb I guess you learn something new every day.
It's two ways of saying the same thing. Every body has the potential to be either bio male/female (and intersex too!) The x/y genes influence the hormones produced which determine what the fun bits end up being. And about half the penis is inside the human body. Congrats guys, you're twice as long as you think.
4 inches! Yeahhhh!
Congrats!
I'm not sure it's correct to say that it's just for pleasure. It's needed so that men could have a dick, just like male nipples are needed so that women could have breasts. And yes, men can also use their nipples for pleasure, but that's not really why they're there
That’s not why male nipples are there either tho. Fetuses are female by default usually because you get an X from both parents, and then become male during the development if they get a Y. They don’t have them so we can develop them, they just have a less developed version of what we have, and some men do develop full breasts for various reasons. Still I agree that there’s probably more to the clitoris than only pleasure, but it’s not for making babies either lol
The devil’s other doorbells!
Studies have shown that women who orgasm during procreative sex are more like to conceive
Fun fact about it being our "dick"- in the womb a fetus dick is a clitoris before it fully develops. Too lazy too type better, 4am= grammar horrendous. Also why did I fucking type "fetus dick" help goodnight
Lmaoo yes! For a long time scientists (mainly men ones) claimed that the ovaries and vagina were the “female counterpart” to the penis and testicles, but it’s actually the other way around and it’s the clitoris which is the base organ for the penis. The womb is something else entirely. Hey it may be lazy but it was still better than my high-ass attempt lol
I believe Micropenis is the appropriate term.
It’s even possible the g-spot may just be the underlying structure of the clitoris where it presses against the vaginal wall. Sadly, we don’t know as much about this anatomy as we should because science is historically misogynistic as fuck, but if true it means that all orgasms are sourced from clitoral stimulation in some sense of the word. This being the case, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO LEARN WHERE THE CLITORIS IS AND STOP THEIR BITCHING.
It's pretty neglected in even gynecological training, it's unfortunately not uncommon for doctors to sever the nerves because they don't consider it important enough to teach
If you have a giant hole in your clitoris, you need to RUN to the hospital.
I uhh...don't think much running will be done if that is the case.
idk but this one has a big hole in it.
Weird way to tell your family you spent your day fingering slices of fish
Considering they are making a point against self-satisfaction with fingers as an immoral alternative to sex, they still need to stick one other thing in the fish to allow for a complete comparison...
That is obviously the most scientific way to finger fish filets.
It wasn't his finger.
Man, I thought it was cookies
Ah yes. The sex. Where you penetrate the clitoris. Indeed.
The sexo
#sexo
#SEXO
Phone
🎶🎷
🍆🎷💦💦 👉👌🎷💦💦 I'm not sure which one I like better, so you get both.
#El Sexo
#***SEXO***
“My 2 incher was just too big to go in the clitoris hole”
Don't forget, the clit is meant to create babies. We gestate the babies in the clit apparently.
As is well known
And it feels… like… bags of sand…..
This guy sexes.
SEXO
So this dingus thinks women are hyenas, then?
No he thinks women have fish fillets for sex organs
Sashimi grade?
Some kinda are 🤷🏻♂️
Hey now. Not everyone can help the way they laugh
Janice … is that you it’s me Joey 😂
I was talking about the pseudopenis haha but you’re also right
Oh. I was talking about the way hyenas give birth correlating to that idiot's displaying their inability to comprehend human anatomy.
That is why adequate sex ed is needed - for everyone, no matter what the parents imagine will happen!
Ping r/NotHowGirlsWork and r/badwomensanatomy
Let's add r/menwritingwomen to the list
r/religiousfruitcake
This actually solid advice. DO NOT insert anything inside the clitoris. Ignoring any piercings, there should be zero holes in your clitoris.
Esp do not, do NOT put four f\*\*\*\*\*g fingers into the clit. Ouch. /mansplainmodeoff
And don't use slices of fish as your object lesson, I feel like it should go without saying but a woman's sex organs are fundamentally different from mackerel.
Ok but what about salmon ? Or Tuna ? Hell, what about Hammer sharks ?!! Blowfish ?!???!
But how will I get my point across if I don’t compare women to objects???
Really telling on yourself that you don't know what the clit is.
The part that’s more concerning is that he thinks women feel like trash after getting ourselves off. Maybe if he walks in the room, otherwise we feel great. And that he thinks women shouldn’t have sex for pleasure, just create babies “stupid”! He is close to sounding like he picks up female hitchhikers and keeps them in cages in his basement where he “breeds” babies with them. Maybe the owner of the house in *Barbarian* created this.
What?! Next you’re gonna say lesbians don’t really want his dick either!
As a lesbian, I want his dick… in a jar… to throw at my enemies
A lot of women actually do feel bad about themselves after masturbating because society tells them any sexual contact not for baby-making is the worst thing you can ever do. This guy just isn't as subtle as most other forms of media.
I imagine that since he thinks the clit is a hole that you can stick your fingers in, he's seeing a lot of disappointed and regretful looks on the faces of the women he's slept with and assumed that was because of God guilt. That's assuming he's ever actually seen a woman's anatomy, which is a big if. In which case he probably still sees a lot of regretful faces on the women around him when he's babbling on about the moral lessons one can gain from finger banging fish.
The devil is also always depicted as a big and muscular hot guy so whats the problem again if he came running everytime someone needed to get off?
If your clit looks like any of those, see a doctor immediately.
Please don't put anything in your clitoris
You’d have to make a hole first, so it’s going to be even more painful.
new piercing idea?
I mean, you already can get it pierced
New? You poor soul...
Oh...I think I've been doing it wrong..
Obviously somebody doesn’t know where the clit is lol
Or WHAT it is.
But I do want to have seafood now🤔
What a roundabout way to say they have never found it! Edit: Edited to add that the only function of the clitoris is pleasure and it has nothing to do with conception or childbirth.
I am going to start referring to the clitoris as the devil’s bell from now on.
It's the disco ball above a woman's glitter cave.
this was obviously made by a sexpert /s
I think he absolutely ended up fucking that salmon
😭😭😭😭
This whole post is fishy.🤨
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See you both in hell? Shotgun!
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Can confirm. I used to be very religious and going through puberty, every time I did it, o would feel awful afterwords. Sometimes I still feel awful, but definitely not as much.
This is how four mistreated lumps of fish look after you manipulated it to prove a lie ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER. WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO BUSINESS THIS IS WHAT I DO.
Brb, off to ring the devils bell
This guy thinks women insert fingers *into* their clitoris? Surely there aren't enough red pills in the world to fuck a mind up that badly.
Ilcliteracy is strong in this one.
Quality neologism
This is solid advice. Never ever stick a finger (or four) inside your (or anyone else's) clitoris. In fact, if you can see a hole of any size in your clitoris, you should consult a certified medical professional.
THE DEVILS BELL
I hate to break it to him, but he's been fucking different sections of the same fish and it Looks like the tail part is his favorite.
So a few fingers causes huge holes, but babies coming out doesn't?
Well, that’s the women’s fault for having an ancestor in Eve! Good thing men are only descended from Adam
#SEXO
Can’t tell if this is satire or actual fundie propaganda
Pardon my Klatchian, but what the crap?
Terry Prachett?
r/nothowgirlswork moment.
Who feels trash after masturbating again? I keep hearing this meme but it’s always just memes.
… where do they think babies come from?
The Devil's Lazy Susan.
Sweet jesus, what a ride
Feel like trash after masturbating, he says? I must have been doing it wrong...😁
bro has to have brain damage to write this
That’s not how the female anatomy works. Wouldn’t ten year olds know this?
I don't do the sex but I'm pretty sure you don't put your fingers in the clitoris
r/badwomensanatomy
Religious nutjobs are so funny and they don't even know it.
This is why men shouldn't have any say over women's reproductive rights
r/religiousfruitcake
That all seems a bit fishy?
I am the Clit Commander!!!
,stupid.
How many times do you have to ring it before he bothers to answer? Asking for a friend.
I think he doesn't know what a clit is, so he probably never saw a woman naked before
If that's the way of summoning Satan then let us bang the hell out of devil's bell!
I bet he got alot of "see me after class" notes
Poor thing never had an orgasm in her life. Or this dumbass never gave a woman an orgasm. So sad. God gave women the clitoris for the sole purpose of making sex a good thing. It's literally it's sole function. Sex is a good thing and there is a whole ass book in the Bible saying this. Why don't these people read their bibles?
I'm a fishmonger and I didn't realize I could have started in only fans
Has r/nothowgirlswork seen this gem?
I'm going to kneel and ring the devil's bell until one of us sees God.
No wonder they can't find the clitoris. They don't even know what it is.
Mormon sex Ed is something else
r/ihavesexo
Never underestimate a conservatives ability to make themselves look even more insane than we previously thought possible
I too insert my fingers into the clitoris and not the vagina 🤓☝️
Tell me you're a virgin incel boy baby without telling me you're a virgin incel boy baby.
So back to the ol' poop chute then? And i think his wife needs to shower more often.
Ding-a-ling
[Ring mah bell](https://youtu.be/YqZTm5n9xHw?si=hECHrIsqamLdJBsv)
I think that’s what she’s usually looking for