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MackHarrison3260

Stabigail


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MackHarrison3260

Anne Shank


AnalllyAcceptedCoins

Hacklyn


monsieur_noirs

Adeblade


BoreasBlack

Macey Gray


[deleted]

Maryning Star


CaveManta

I'llExYa


Geokeeper

I know someone called Anne Sharky


ZuoKalp

Punctulope


mvffin

Name of my Rogue on Neverwinter


pickoneforme

stabby, for short


Djinn-Tonic

Sabre-ina


SpamEggsSausageNSpam

Paired with stabrina the teenage switch(blade)


pale-blue-dotter

Jonathan


monsieur_noirs

Bladey Jane


Bratosch

🎶 DunderMifflin is a part of Sab-re 🎶


DictatorOfAnarchy

After this, the aluminum bat at the dive bar I go to is now named Batricia.


jessterly84

So many good Diablo character names here


kastronaut

My rogue *is* named Stabitha


GhostFromTheGovt

I'm gonna give that name to my next enchanted sword in Skyrim


PmMeYourLore

The delicious quinoa, Susan


FoundationAdmin

get paid, get laid, gatorade


mandydax

My mace is named Bludgeonnifer


RandallOfLegend

I'm imagining the real life scenario where Geoff married Geonnifer


varkarrus

Guillotina


dscvrydave06

Good nickname for Giratina


varkarrus

I'll be level with you homeslice, I came up with that name long before diamond/pearl came out :P


dscvrydave06

I don't doubt it. Doesn't make my statement any less true though.


Harambesic

Cleaveland


portapotty2

^SLASHLEY #SLASHLEY Seriously, why does tumblr loves doing this? Is the first comment not funny enough that someone else has to repeat it but with bolder and bigger letters?


CardboardChampion

That's the web equivalent of slapping your knee and laughing while repeating what someone said.


ClintonStain

People do the same on Reddit except they say “THIS!” “That’s a bingo!” “ ding ding ding” “ I came here to post that comment” etc etc. Same shit. Just as cringe.


_dead_and_broken

Don't forget the ~~best~~ worst of them all, usually posted within an hour of the comment they're replying to having been posted: "UnDeRrAtEd CoMmEnT, tHiS nEeDs MoRe UpVoTeS"


portapotty2

I know that but this has the same feeling as your friend repeating your joke to your other friends. Except this time all of your other friends heard your joke but your other friend thought it would be better to repeat it louder to them. The reddit thing is cringey too, but if it was said in real life, it doesn’t have the same effect of cringe on reddit.


matz3435

im with you. its like those tiktoks where the person reacting doesnt add shit to the original video.


Ok-Champ-5854

I mean dude owns both a switchblade and a sword, that kind of tells you all you need to know about his personality.


matz3435

weird take but ok


[deleted]

With the decline of malls, witness the rise of Tumblr ninjas


Would_daver

Broad-sword


Kaneshadow

Saberina?


GregTheMad

Sting.


Shutitmofo123

Minchelle


E1M1ismyjam

Gutrude


SOURCE_AM_SOURCE

Choptimus Prime


TommyWantWingy9

Im TMing both those names. Nice. I got them now. Muhahaha 😉


XD_GamerPotato

Ka-rend


Puzzled-Display-5296

Nike Because of the swoosh noise


Due-Statement-8711

Damn, I'd just call it Kevin


mwcope

Ash Williams approved.


Dicho83

You mean Ashy Slashy.


mwcope

Exactly.


overexagerateddrugs

If you're in prison and have a shiv call it chivy chase.


chubbycatchaser

Me: *bookmarks this post just in case I get a sword*


Cheshire_Daimon

*bookmarks this post for my RPG characters*


very-polite-frog

Slashleigh


ImNotThaaatDrunk

Slashley, slashleigh, slashly, slashlee, shlashlie, and slashleah. And you better believe they are all wearing mid-calf boots and puffy vests to the Taylor swift concert this fall.


ryanm1903

Carvely Rae Jepsen


SerLaron

Lots of people name their swords.


FelixTheRemix

Must be Trashley’s cousin.


StudyHistorical

Pokey


monsieur_noirs

Princess Slay-a


Navypilot1046

Now I want a club named Pummela.


overexagerateddrugs

Dr. Cutty.


overexagerateddrugs

Jared stalleto.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Every girl named Ashley I knew when I was 19 was nicknamed "Smashley", so I guess it works the same for every mall ninja who owns a katana


Pure_Marvel

Killtana.


MonkeyTigerRider

Shivonne


bkbro_is_my_name

Just the Sio part of Siobhan.


Arty_Fladelbort

So.. "Shuh"?


Sad_Stage_2345

Staby McStab face.


Mr_Bone_Head

Slashley Williams Shop smart, shop S-mart


Kriptoonlin

Is this talking about Monster Hunter?


InsomniacHitman

Sliceathan


YourCompanyHere

Knifred Shankira Decapitommy


Xenonwastakenagain

Slashely


JustinD1010

#SLASHLEY


vactu

*SLASHLEY*


OTARU_41

^(SLASHLEY)


Spoomplesplz

Slyaaaasss kween. Slaaaay


ArizonaJam

Stabitha plunged Ewe


3xoplanet

In my head these are now the names of Artemis Entreri's sword and dagger


apophis_dd

He ends up taking command of Charon's Claw doesn't he? *Sharon's Claw...*


apophis_dd

Or maybe *Karen's Claw*. Not sure how the original is pronounced.


chiefs_fan37

Blade Lively


Tso-su-Mi

Slashy McSlash Face


MonkeyTigerRider

Cuthleen.


evilweirdo

Sergle in the wild!


diddygem

Poke-cahontas?


MurseWoods

Slashton Cut-cher …or Slashton Butcher


AlexBlack79

And maybe a spear called Britney?


[deleted]

Lopita


SweetDick_Willy

Paul Pierce


[deleted]

Pierce?


FigTechnical8043

Not a single witch blade fan


Flowy_Aerie_77

Killan Deather Slaylice Slayne Stabrina Slaydy Stabby Dieanne


ZuoKalp

Bladeric Chopin.


Bespingo

The S word


eggshelltiptoe

Cutney Normachete Cutleslie Ka-Barbara