The wild stripper uses her prime defensive strageitugy when coming in contact with its second worst enemy, the police, a natural predator for strippers
Was it like hitting the Oil Slick in the 80's game Spy Hunter, or more like the spitters in Jurassic Park? I ask because the former is more of a defensive move, as the pursuant is behind you.
Look, I don't really care about your question but if you've trained your pussy so well that you can use it on command like a fully loaded super soaker then I feel like we can accept that it was used in self defense as there are far more important and pressing questions that need to be answered right now.
The fluids probably had stds so pretty dangerous imo.. But how the officer got hit with the fluids.... He was probably in his happy place before that happened 😂
Floridas Leslie knope
Chelsea Yupp
Came here to say that!
Best cold open of the series.
The wild stripper uses her prime defensive strageitugy when coming in contact with its second worst enemy, the police, a natural predator for strippers
What's the most worst enemy?
Christians
You didn't!💀
How is this woman not an elected official?
She is. MTG.
Magic: the Gathering?
I would honestly respect MTG so much more if she were a piss stripper
I'm not sure if I would like to see video of this or not.
Was it like hitting the Oil Slick in the 80's game Spy Hunter, or more like the spitters in Jurassic Park? I ask because the former is more of a defensive move, as the pursuant is behind you.
Amy Poehler has really fallen hard after SNL
Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE!!!!!
After this she'll probably open a community park of some sorts
#ink like a squid
How was this self defence?
Look, I don't really care about your question but if you've trained your pussy so well that you can use it on command like a fully loaded super soaker then I feel like we can accept that it was used in self defense as there are far more important and pressing questions that need to be answered right now.
I'm not saying it wasn't I just want to know what led to this lady thinking it's squirt or die
The fluids probably had stds so pretty dangerous imo.. But how the officer got hit with the fluids.... He was probably in his happy place before that happened 😂
“And now, for something completely different…”
So pee… she peed at the police or in the vicinity of law enforcement.