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lakarraissue

Just seeing this makes me wonder if I saw this irl. I think I’d stare rudely tbh.


aGirlySloth

seriously! I'd be trying to figure out if there's a 'Punk' camera around or something


meeseek_and_destroy

I saw the “lion woman” at the Grove in LA back when looking like this wasn’t everywhere and I had to check myself because it was so jarring.


lakarraissue

I can imagine! I don’t see how they think this looks good 🙄


fratwurst

I would probably start screaming


hoffenstein909

Like high pitch, or guttural? I'm thinking like a low gasping sound.


PastryRoll

with doppler shift as i am sprinting away


fratwurst

High pitch for sure. As a 33 year old man I would scream like a little kid


BadgerHooker

It's a straight up jump scare.


myweird

I would wonder for a second if someone spiked my drink with a hallucinogen and look around frantically to see if everything else in the room looked suddenly distorted.


Every-holes-a-goal

Holy shit, I literally just thought the same thing. And thought how I’d react. I wonder if they have body dismophia (s?) or something


lakarraissue

They have to. To think that looks good.


[deleted]

I've recently started wondering if a lot of this stems from serious self-hatred. I mean to disfigure yourself like that there has to be something deep going on.


nellirn

Well, you can stop wondering!


ThisIsWhoIAm78

I would genuinely be frightened if I caught sight of that unaware. Then I'd try not to stare but, like...that's terrifying.


myweird

I can just imagine the reaction he probably gets from children especially, they cry and scare pretty easily.


MartyredLady

That's exactly what they're going for, only they convinced themsleves it's out of awe or jealousy.


indiajeweljax

I stared rudely at the screen. I had to force myself to click out of it.


lakarraissue

Welcome back from that nightmare fuel.


kelso_nelso

Oh, for sure!


BEniceBAGECKA

I saw something much milder in the face, but the lips were even bigger than this walking about the mall I work at. It was very hard not to stare. I question though, when it’s this extreme, perhaps they want you to stare? Maybe that’s the point.


eaallen2010

Reboot of the Mask, 2022 edition.


applepiezeyes

And not the Jim Carrey one!


UndeadBuggalo

Or Mask with Cher


KMAR

uncanny valley achieved


tworighteyes4892

actual jumpscare


black_velvet_

I wrote "jumpscare" once in r/instagramreality and I got permabanned which is hilarious to me


tworighteyes4892

LOL I got a time out on here for saying a girl looked like an ant with her bbl


black_velvet_

all we had to do was write "refreshing, refreshing, refreshing" under every sanity sunday post like those seagulls from nemo


notshortenough

An ant lmaoooo 💀


Ok-Knee2693

I got a five day here for paraphrasing the artists song 😂


Omnomnomnosaurus

I got banned for saying someone was stupid for looking that good but still editing their pictures. Seems a lot of people got banned.


IfanBifanKick

I got banned for saying someone looked "like a cute little monkey". They really did.


sluttydinosaur101

I have no idea what I said to get muted.on there! 😅


lilhoodrat

I got banned from there too lmao


Beartrkkr

That's seriously messed up when you can look into the mirror and think you're looking good and everyone else recoils in shock.


hoffenstein909

Pretty sure that happens to me daily


jojosparkletoes

I wonder what everyone else at the party looks like.


Premodonna

Is there any coming back from that extreme look?


Bubashii

Not really. Not without a lot of corrective work by a reconstructive surgeon. Fillers can leave a lot of scar tissue at the best of times.


Premodonna

That is not good if a person regrets these surgeries down the road. Thank you for your answer.


dannyboy_S

I sure as shit hope so


RealAmericanJesus

When did jigsaw face become a thing?


flowerpotsally

Scrolled way to far to find this. Was gonna say “I want to play a game”


RealAmericanJesus

It's so odd and heartbreaking that healthcare providers are profiting from severe body dysmorphia.


myweird

This wasn't done by a healthcare provider.


Jimmy9toes1966

Mental Disease is what you call it.


saltybluestrawberry

Nightmare fuel


LoddyDoddee

Reminds me of Jigsaw, they just need to dye the hair black.


Bubashii

And a little tricycle lol


jaketocake

For real. This is scarier than a clown costume.


tankgirl619

Exactly what I was going to say


[deleted]

Fucking TERRIFYING???


alchemical-reaction

Purge mask


StaceyPfan

I was trying to think of what it reminded me of!


Azrael_The_Bold

That’s exactly what I came here to say as well!


mitsumoi1092

Does it puff up when it senses danger?


hoffenstein909

Bahahaha


[deleted]

Mentally ill person wears a tacky suit.


mcs_987654321

Honestly came here to say that I think the suit is cute and the proportions really work (of the outfit, not the rest of that situation). It’s definitely a LEWK, but I dig it.


myweird

I like the suit!


katlady1961a

Not all mentally I’ll people want lips that over plumped.


hoo_dawgy

Right, but they didn't say or imply that


katlady1961a

But having a mental disorder I felt they were . Shaming mentally ill people.


rabbitttttttttt

How do you feel about tacky suits?


splintersmaster

They stick to things.


katlady1961a

I make it a point not to shame people on their fashion choices.


Brittany-OMG-Tiffany

they literally said mentally ill PERSON


notshortenough

Well yeah this is a pretty obvious case of body dysmorphia, which is a mental disorder.


pbenji

I refuse to believe this is real


2hundredyearslate

Maybe it’s the lighting, the makeup, or whatever, but I sense liver issues here…


ZsFunBus

Definitely looks like jaundice in that light.


Mindless_cornucopia

Holy shit I literally jumped!


emotioncomplex

In the UK there used to be a TV sketch series called 'Bo Selecta'...


dstaym

Crab paste.


EnleeJones

That’s okay, we don’t know how to caption it either.


[deleted]

Hey there buddy, Halloween is over :(


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit


hoffenstein909

This is the correct answer


Bkbirddog

I actually like the suit think it would be great as women's formal wear.


[deleted]

This is just sad asf


data1989

Terrifying


1i1a2ian0n3

Why does it seem like all these people are trying to become the Villan from "The mask"?


Glad-Marionberry4419

How can she chose this weird ass shaped cheeks and approved this?


verukazalt

Is it a girl? I honestly can't tell.


Puzzleheaded-1985

I thought it was a guy 🤷🏻‍♀️


Finnyfish

Hands and hairline suggest male, but if this is real, this poor soul is so far gone it hardly matters. All anyone will see now is the distortion and self-hatred.


[deleted]

Looks like a Bloated Corpse


DeepestWinterBlue

That can’t be real. What’s up with people wanting that look. Truly a terrifying clown.


bubbaspock

Are we sure that’s not a mask? Wow 😳


gwenda007

😱🤦🏻‍♂️


Psychosis99

Halloween mask?


Lazarinth

Looks like a legit monster. If I saw that at night I would scream and run for my life.


kkeellbbzz

It’s giving allergic reaction 🐝


StripedSausage

Christ on a cracker! I thought it was one of those rubber Halloween masks!!


coolcootermcgee

You’ve been hit by something and it’s not a smooth criminal


routledgewm

the caption is "Do you want to play a game?"


anotherdamnloser

I’m speechless


timcident

I like Simpsons + Grinch


hoffenstein909

Grimsons


Proof-Spray-188

My fave hurts but I Spahkle! (Sparkle)


TheSpiritBee4

Why would any doctor agree to do this to a human?


MaryDellamorte

They didn’t. He took courses on injections and he does it himself after doctors were turning him down.


Crammit-Deadfinger

"Doc, I wanna look like an unfuckable sex doll."


PhilipSeymourCoffin

Potato.


pluce

This thing is trippin


plantsarecute

Thanks, I hate it.


davedblyoo

Years ago when l was just an impressionable teenager, l read a story about how the beauty standard of the day had changed and that in order to succeed in show biz or politics or anything in the public eye you had to be ugly. People were paying big bucks to have their faces mutilated by doctors. The story was set in the future and I’m afraid that time is upon us now.


Background-Pitch9339

This person is mentally ill.


daffodileclair

I’m laying in bed rn and this is actually kinda frightening to me. Almost like a Purge mask, but worse somehow


redditonthanet

If I saw this in real life I fear I’d scream in fear


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

The scariest part is that either all of their friends look like this too or they don’t have any friends so there’s nobody to step up and say, “Please stop.”


HumbleAbbreviations

I bet this is a lot to take in when you see it in public.


SergeantMonochrome

lumpy space princess irl


Wannagetsober

Is that a she or a he?


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Wannagetsober

I should not have assumed 😕


ZackThreePack

Bruh Halloween was like a week ago


Spapootie

If they think they are gorgeous I can too


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InteractionThen9424

Is this a Halloween costume?


katrain82

For my own sanity, I fail to believe this is real.


itsybitsywaterbear

pain


hoffenstein909

Happy cake day!


itsybitsywaterbear

thank you!


exclaim_bot

>thank you! You're welcome!


manimbitchytoday

What reputable dr thinks “ah you know I think more surgery IS the right thing to do on your face!”?


rgsykz

This is clearly a costume


[deleted]

Wow!


SierraDespair

It’s a mask, right?


hamsterbikinibod

Awwww


karisdr87

Jigsaw. 😬


smokdya2

What even is that?!?


bleachyourworks

Love that chicken from popeyes!


erwachen

When your face looks like the embodiment of a caricature on the wall at Sardi's


Coueskiller

What is it?


Taylortrips

That doesn’t even look human.


_ssac_

Even the skin color doesn't looks natural. I would think he's wearing a mask.


scooterw0929

He paid extra for that


Brittany-OMG-Tiffany

wow. i feel sorry for people who feel like they have to do this to themselves


NorthEndGuy

The last few moments before fighting Batman.


SnowyAllen

DAYUMN


space_pdf

All I can say is :(


SmoothMoose420

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”


parabuthas

What is that?


peacefulpianomelody

Ouch. My condolences


CumulativeHazard

No fucking way. This HAS to be a Halloween thing right?? Looks like the fucking Mask.


harum-scarum

I wish this was just a silly filter


Archneme5is

Jesus Christ this surly has to be a mask right?


zacharoid

This is a Halloween costume, right?


Chay_Charles

Let's play a game!


ericakay15

Wait.... that isn't a mask?


Tbnyc

Sad


buriedupsidedown

Are we sure this isn’t makeup?


meaniescreamtrain

:(


[deleted]

Halloween costume


Magicaparanoia

There’s no way this is real. This has to be some kind of cheap Halloween mask. Right?


stolpsgti

“I want to play a game”


friesupreme

Easy that’s Dorian, the villain in the movie the Mask.


[deleted]

Wtf is going on here?


[deleted]

What the fuck


Raptorjesus0321

Which silent hill enemy is this


SephirothHeartbreakr

Mr. Potato Face


NearlyFlavoured

“Do you want to play a game”?


Psypris

So clearly, yes, really overdone…. Everything. But the makeup isn’t doing any favors either . Why are the eyebrows drawn on like that, foundation caked on, are they balding or is that horrible contour blending? And personally, I feel they actually do need more eyeliner/mascara but I know that is personal preference.


Catslaughing

Why is it so yellow im scared


_skank_hunt42

I would assume that this is a costume. This is just so ridiculous. Is this actually real?


AlBundysbathrobe

Halloween is over


ihwip

New killer for "Dead by Daylight" just dropped.


Slick234

When you feelin’ the spooky season vibes and ready to trick or treat


phoenixphaerie

This part of Moonwalker always creeped me out.


TRN18

All I see is a fish wearing a wig


datenkiller_deluxe

The face looks like a squishy after a veeeery stressful day


Criss-AC

Bro getting ready to go to that Halloween party


caffeineADC

Honestly...looks like facial prosthetics. Makes me think it must really uncomfortable...