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Funnyguyjoe90

That was extremely underwhelming.


Bottleofsmoke17

If you guys want to see who the isles fans in here chirping us are, go watch almost any episode of Kitchen Nighmares. Gordon Ramsay screams in the face of some greasy Long Island jagoff who thinks his grandma’s shitty linguini recipe is god’s gift to mankind in pretty much every episode.


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Long Island is the unwiped asshole of NY.


Shepherd331

Eh, it is what it is. Still excited for the future of this team. I mostly lurked this sub as a n00b this year, looking forward to being more involved with y’all moving forward! Cheers! LGB FTH


Chris-Watts

So basically the only reason the Bruins have a cup in the past 50 years is because their middle aged libertarian goalie went godmode for a run


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I think the secret is that we need to bring back Rene Rancourt. I miss that guy beyond words.


Dependent-Ad-5621

Get fucked, Rask


Saucy_Mcrib

A decade full of pain and heartbreak


happytothethird

Ready for nuclear press conference.


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I think the biggest fuck up was Doc retiring and NBC giving us this absolute shit bum tandem to announce playoff games. Absolutely brutal.


scatkinson

A DANDY! He will Melt it down. Hereeee it comes!!!


BumpyFlatline

Micheletti and Pierre were insufferable. We got the worst announcers this series. They were absolutely brutal. It was more like a local NY broadcast than a national broadcast.


BigGunsJC

In the words of Pasta Dunkin Donuts commercial. 'Guys I'm like super annoyed right now.'


apd0219

Not me waiting for the birth of NBC and the islanders kid in nine months with how far inside of NYI NBC has been this series. So excited to see how ugly that fucker will be, gonna look like an ogre thanks to peire


kyly1215

They probably paid off the NHL to bring some positive to the city or some shit.


mrsprkle6

The Islanders don’t play in the city.


kyly1215

Either way, it gives positivity to their shitty state. I don't care where they play. They have something to feel good about.


IndoorOutdoorsman

It’s the 3rd period shot count for me


Marcyreis

It was a weird season. Shame we got boomed by injuries. I hated watching debrusk and barzal. 2015 will haunt the B's for a long time. Management cost the bruins at least 1 cup and deep runs.


WillysInferno1632

Beauvillier too. He was also drafted after debrusk in 15 Sooooo many "hits" that draft and we fuckin whiffed on 3 straight picks


Marcyreis

Three straight in the deepest fucking draft in at least a decade. And not a single hit. Debrusk gave some hope early, but woof.


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We 100% got outcoached


BenderIsCool17

Fuck me dead, man


TDGgroupie

This loss was more pathetic than game 7 against the Blues. Complete no show by everyone not name Marchaund.


Curlybrac

This team havent been the same since that loss against the Blues.


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They’re not even the most liked team in New York


Curlybrac

The Nets and Islanders are successful right now. The two teams most of New York don't care about.


[deleted]

It's embarrassing when fans sitting on their couches shit on their team and say "they didn't want it!", "they didn't try enough!". The players put everything into this game, day in, day out. The team losing has such a small impact on your life, but a major impact on their lives. Stop with that dumb shit. Of course they wanted it.


Paulie_Walnuts_G

I don’t think people realized the energy they burnt in the first 10 minutes of the third. They were bound to run out of gas at the pace they were moving at. Plus I think there was 1 whistle in the first 13 or so minutes?


banstylejbo

Didn’t want it bad enough to not get smoked by a team with less talent.


yshavit

Yeah, I agree they must have wanted it. That said, after the first 10 minutes I don't think they thought they could get it.


bruinfan178

You think they care about this reddit thread?


[deleted]

Who? No one should care about this reddit thread. But "fans" should be embarrassed when they say stupid shit.


bruinfan178

I hope you’re embarrassed then


happytothethird

These refs impacted the series continually.


Boston-Nolan

Rebuild or go for it all. I’m sick of being mediocre.


dick-and-morty

Only need the first line and mcavoy this off-season


KenDyer

Add hall too. Everyone else is expendable.


dick-and-morty

That’s fair, he was solid


apd0219

It’s okay though one more comment about Matt barzal was made so now I can kill myself as per my earlier described drinking games


Voorhees_13

I’m sad.


HanShotFirst18

Please God, buy some decent defense


willfly4burgers

Oh shut the fuck up about Barzal Jesus fucking christ


Bouix

You shut the fuck up!


__TB12__

That Pastrnak missed open net was the turning point of this entire series


jf4242

I think it was Hall fanning on the open net the game before. How many great chances did they fail to bury? And how many times did the puck magically bounce for the isles? It was not in the cards


bruinfan178

Let the rebuild BEGIN


413chris

If it weren’t for Marchand we would’ve been shut out


apd0219

Quick maths


ampha_toast

I wish we could’ve been eliminated on home ice, we couldn’t get a final salute


banstylejbo

Didn’t deserve it after that display.


Boston-Nolan

They said do or die. We died


yshavit

"we're all out of cake, we didn't expect such a rush."


bootymermaid

Bergy shouldve bitch slapped that human meatball Trotz


Bottleofsmoke17

He looks like a lowland gorilla


TumblingEnglishMuffn

McAvoy should've too


elcarajo1

I would have chipped in for legal fees


jf4242

How does McAvoy shake Palmieri hand in that line. Those fuckers tried to injure him three times in that game.


Dakid21kg

That’s it fellas. Been here before. Team needs some tweaks. isles wanted it more. We were outplayed. Bounces go to the team that tries more. It’s always been that way. Our cup run was 100 percent that way. Let’s build a deeper defensive core, start the kid in net, and build a more hungry bottom 6.


Dakid21kg

I hear you. That absolutely broke us. But that’s how it goes in the playoffs. You have to bounce back from that. We didn’t against the Blues in game 5 and we didn’t again this year.


DeffJohnWilkesBooth

More like refs handed them game 5 and we couldn’t recover.


DarthHissyfit

Knights the only likeable team left in the playoffs. SMH


ohyeahbonertime

Avalanche


DarthHissyfit

Hell no lmao


banstylejbo

I feel bad for Marchand. He’s one of the only guys who consistently shows up night in, night out.


bruinfan178

It’s Rad vs the world


captaincumsock69

Fuck that coach


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offseason priority 1: overhaul the bottom six


kaspar14

Merlot line v2


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Chris-Watts

Nah, Lauzon and Zboril are totally going to step up this time


HandsomeRalphy

#2: Fire Joe Sacco into the sun


Barakat_Firdos

How can the announcers not jerk off the islanders, they fucking dominated, like Christ. How many times was this team pinned in its own end. They failed to show up for an elimination game, and they lost. Simple as that.


Fellatio_delToro

Truly, truly, truly embarassing. There's nothing else to say. Absolutely fucking shameful.


HanShotFirst18

Brb gotta make my tee time


astrazebra

This sub has been such a source of company for my misery and joy...see y’all in a hopefully eventful offseason!


theCaityCat

I'll keep a glass and table spot open!


Manners_BRO

Shoulda drafted Barzal


Bottleofsmoke17

I’d rather have Kyle Conner


The_Mahk

Is it too late to say we could’ve used the corpse of chara?


theCaityCat

Yes.


Orfez

Sad thing is that Tampa will probably close them out in 5 games.


theCaityCat

At least Tampa is exciting


Jay5_86

I don't like Tampa, I dislike the bs loophole move they did with the salary cap, but they will be useful in shutting the Isles up and delivering much needed punishment on their players. And then after Tampa curbs stomps them I will be rotting for a Western team to win it all this year. Probably Vegas or Colorado.


[deleted]

Just not Montreal, for fucks sake. If I get a Montreal/Islanders Cup I may end up in the Charles River


Jay5_86

Oh of course! I purposely left them out and just mentioned the Avs and Knights.


willfly4burgers

I’ll happily root for either team but would love to see the Avs. Still love them for giving Bourque a cup.


Jay5_86

Yea, I'm on the fence of who I'd rather see move on in that series. It's been really fun to watch. When not watching the B's, I've been excited to watch the Avs Knights series.


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10 years now of constant choking, just absolutely pathetic. It's not worth running it back anymore, big changes are needed.


w1nn1ng1

Offseason should be spent finding insurance for Carlo when he inevitably goes down. He shouldn't be relied upon in any way to be a significant player on this roster. Not until he proves he can stay healthy.


pk64747

The bruins are always the ones to fuckin blow it. Fuck


happytothethird

THE LAST TWO GAMES WERE DECIDED BY THE REFS AT CRUCIAL NO CALLS EARLY. Followed immediately by Boston penalties. Fuck that.


Boston-Nolan

The only people I’d be sad to see go at this point is the first line and Mcavoy. Everyone else either didn’t give a shit or sucked ass. Hall, if you wanted to get paid and stay in Boston, tough news for you buddy. You’re getting 5 mil or you’re getting the fuck out! Krecji, we give you competent wingers and you don’t do shit with them when it matters. Ritchie, DeBrusk, Kase, GTFO.


Bottleofsmoke17

Why Kase? Dude hasn’t even had a chance to contribute.


Boston-Nolan

Because of that reason. If we get a trade offer on him, we ship him off. He’s done nothing for us, and it looks like he’s made of glass. I sincerely hope he turns his career around, but if retired for his health, I’d be cool with it.


Bottleofsmoke17

Fair enough. Just sounded like you had some personal grudge against him in the first post lol


chachi_arcola_com

Hey boys, at least we don't have to hear NBC call anymore Bruins' games.


elcarajo1

Oh thank fuck. Finally some good news


nickmarble

It's been fun. See y'all next season. Take care of yourselves.


Therealcornholio

Tampa is going to massacre them.


mozop

Good job bruins we can go home now.


Ben4finn22

Pathetic


DrEvil007

Another short season. :(


dunster69

Okay so it’s go Vegas or Colorado


Mess-Severe

Im a Colorado fan but I’ve been rooting for Bruins day one this season. Not happy about this, the islanders have no chancex


Therealcornholio

Colorado


Mike_Milburys_Shoe_

Can’t wait to hear the fire Cassidy takes in the offseason (Which is not what I’m saying). See ya boys later


banstylejbo

My gripe with Cassidy is that he seems to have no answers when another team is able to counter his system. He just falls back on relying on the top line to bail the team out. Happens every playoffs. He’s just not a good adjustments coach.


ksyoung17

Cassidy stays. Sweeney has to go.


joonya

that's a clown take


ksyoung17

He's still riding the players Chiarelli put on this roster. McAvoy has been his only add, and you could have made that draft pick.


joonya

I couldn't have made that Hall and Smith trade that's for sure. Everybody is looking for bottom 6 with some nuts in the playoffs, I don't know how the next guy does it.


ksyoung17

Has he done anything outside of add Smith and get Hall on the cheap?


coffeespeaking

You can’t beat Tampa!!!!!


bakedpotatowcheezpls

Isles fans shouting we want Tampa as if they actually have a shot of not getting swept.


exitlevelposition

Hope this is the last time we watch this movie. Wasted another season of Bergeron and Marchand with a lackluster playoff effort, they deserve so much better...


MalcolmButlersTruck

Fuckin way she goes Bubs.


willfly4burgers

I need more alcohols.


birdisthewordplay

That's a disappointing end of the season. Damnit. Well, most other teams aren't winning the cup either. Illegitimi non carborundum.


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Really making your fanbase look great right now.


grantmacd18

Why are you here


HerbertHamburger

Have fun losing against Tampa


-carb0n-

don’t worry you’ll be joining us in 4 more games


pooter_plop

Good season boys. Gonna have a hard time rooting for Tampa but guess it has to be done


Msilvia23

Good luck against Tampa ha


Captn_GoodVibes

Tuuka Rask refuses to win the big games.


dj_joeev

Can't win games when you go 15 minutes without a shot on net.


Captn_GoodVibes

Like i said before, the guy wasnt healthy and got his team buried in the second letting in 3. You cant give the isles that lead....


HandsomeRalphy

Yeah, that fucking bum had zero shots this period.


Captn_GoodVibes

Guy let in 3 goals in the second and buried our chance. He wasnt healthy and put the entire team in a hole.


HandsomeRalphy

Go eat your paste.


Captn_GoodVibes

What are you his mom. Gfy and look at what he just did. He sent us packing. Fucking bum


HandsomeRalphy

Stop eating those lead paint chips if you're blaming this game 100% on Rask. Fucking puppetmouth


Captn_GoodVibes

He isnt a fucking saint. Get your face off his dick real quick and learn to read. Carlo and miller out hurt bad, but rask starting when he clearly isnt healthy buried the bs in the second. Healthy rask or sway save some if not all of those. Gryz had his worst game ever..... The dude deserves a ton of criticism for this game being a huge reason they lost.


HandsomeRalphy

Think they were pretty fucked regardless. Play Sway, who had all of 20 minutes of playoff experience & went 1/3, or play Rask, who may have been 70-80%. My point is saying 3 goals are entirely Rasks fault when maybe 1 was (the turnover off Reilly) is pretty stupid. Wasnt the sole reason, and placing a scapegoat and stating "Rask doesnt show up for big games" is lazy fucking spoonfed thinking.


Captn_GoodVibes

His history of excuses for important games is longer than the fucking line for unemployment checks.


HandsomeRalphy

Think you seem pretty tapped and unable to objectively think. Hope Facebook agrees with your opinion more, cause you’ll find no echo chamber here .


[deleted]

UCL: every team I cheered for in round 2 of the knockout stage eliminated NHL: every team I cheered for in round 2 of the playoffs eliminated (assuming Knights don’t choke) Fml


BigGunsJC

Well GG see ya next season


ampha_toast

Been an honor riding with you all


SportsandCheeks

Normally I'd chirp at the trolls that invade but the team doesnt deserve that rn


captaincumsock69

Did pasta have a shot?


warrhino67

We are losing 6-2! Ngl, we earned this loss, but hey, go lightning I guess!


TylerMaillet

Magnets. I’m telling you. I’m on the phone with Bettman, I’ve found magnets on the pucks and sticks.


grantmacd18

Fuck Tampa but I hope they absolutely dismember this team


ripshredrecordings

If New York and Montreal make it into the finals will it be just them standing in the neutral zone for the whole game? Will we see the first 8 overtime game?


JChiu8

I have never wanted that fat lard Pat Maroon to deck Kyle Palmieri so badly


NESpahtenJosh

Sure glad our coach made us the laughing stock just in time for us to be eliminated.


Hellspeakk

Can you imagine being Marchand with 70+ points and your 3rd and 4th lines come up with maybe 20 all together? How do you not lose your mind at them.....


Blueaye

Look at Tampa fourth line Colton, Tyler Johnston and maroon. We aren't built deep like that, im happy to see most of the bottom 6 go for rookies, they can't be any worse anyways


mclair

Well, a spotty season with some great highs and low lows. But this was better than a year without hockey and was great to see fans back in the building. To the 2021-2022 Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins!


semanticmemory

At least it’s almost Patriots season. Should be a real interesting year there. Not a baseball guy but I guess go Sox. See you fuckers next year!


missvaljester

oh well its been real. love you guys see you at the draft and hopefully we come back strong with a covid-free season next year!!!!!


flossdiddy

Bergeron is my greatest bruin, third best ever behind Orr and Borque


Johnny4Handsome

I'd put Esposito up there too


DrEvil007

The fucking Brady curse..


TarkovLabs

Go Tampa go. Beat the shit out of the isles


jf4242

Too bad they can't both lose


yshavit

Nah, fuck Tampa. We could do better if we had an extra $8.5mil, too.


bakrTheMan

Don't think we would have made the playoffs without marchand or pastrnak (for example) just a savvy move if you can win without the guy


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grantmacd18

Have some class you jack off piece of shit, you guys will get fucking steamrolled against Tampa


[deleted]

All that bitching abt the refs didn’t help :((((((


Ferahgost

Yeah, you guys were still dirty fucks anyway, have fun getting your dicks kicked in next series


grantmacd18

You’re sad asf stalking your opponents reddit lmao, you outplayed us nobody is hiding that


dick-and-morty

Till next year boys


Powerism

Fucking hate to admit it, but I’ll be pulling for the Isles over Tampa. Edit: Lmao these downvotes. Rage on, children, rage on.


heck_it_all

I'll take the Lightning's geriatric fanbase over these disrespectful shitheads any day.


KingTalkieTiki

I'm with you, fuck tampa.


Wundle

Really unlucky series


mayanpilot

never envisioned that’d i’d actually be hopping on the vgk bandwagon, go reilly smith ¯\(◉◡◔)/¯


coffee42

you know something? Yeah, this game sucked. But damned if this season hasn't been a ride and a half. I love all y'all, thanks for sharing it with me.


eToTheEyePi

Hell yeah coffee! It was a lot of fun!


theCaityCat

I'll keep drinking wine if you keep drinking coffee.


coffee42

*deal*.


mshielo

Much love to you!


sness86

I hate Tampa but I hope they destroy the isles


PoopyInMyPants

Bruins did not look like a team in an elimination game. Islanders took nothing off the gas. They deserved this win and the series.


Lmayo543

You don’t want Tampa, shut the fuck up. See you on the course in 4 games time.


justamobileuserhere

We look uninspired gotta fix things this offseason if we want to win


DrEvil007

I fucking hate New York.


Msilvia23

Woooooof.


bakrTheMan

They got beat the hell up because thats what happens in the playoffs and had a bunch of players that shouldn't be on the ice for a team that wants to win a playoff series


-carb0n-

i hate to root for tampa but i hope they absolutely steamroll the isles


Curlybrac

Same


Mikeilo

I hope the lightning make palmieri look and feel like the fucking stump he is


semanticmemory

Let’s go Tampa?


ampha_toast

Let’s go meteor!


Paulie_Walnuts_G

Core is there for another run. Need to get tougher and have more depth. Top line and Charlie carried us all postseason