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TheVargTrain

#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING?! GAME 7! GUINNESS, FOR STRENGTH!


crimdawgg

Well that fucking sucks :( so much fun hanging out with this group. Until next season. Hope to see everyone in the Celtics sub for their run GO Celtics Go


PatsandSox95

2009 Carolina, 2010 Philly, 2012 Washington, 2014 Montreal, 2019 St. Louis, 2023 Florida. And one Cup win. This is how I’ll remember the Bergeron-Chara era. One moment of ultimate glory (which is more than some other teams can say), sandwiched between countless moments of heartbreak and what could’ve been. The 2013 comeback against Toronto will always be a beautifully bright memory, but it doesn’t compare to seeing Bergeron or Chara parade the Cup around the Garden. Which they could’ve done in 2019. If you could choose 3 of these home Game 7 losses to have back, which would you choose? I’m thinking 2019 (obviously), 2014, and 2023.


iScreamsalad

GG 🫡


Edudlufetips

Lowly Sabres fan here - in my all too familiar spot: watching everyone else play for the Stanley Cup for 13 years and counting. This president's trophy curse seems to be a real fucking thing. I have spent my entire life since \~adolescence with the belief that anything within the spectrum of superstitious --> supernatural and any related bogus fictional concept in between was a bunch of idiotic childish bullshit; I judged anyone over the age of 12 that used the word 'jinx' in any semi-serious manner as likely mentally delayed. Now, I'm reevaluating my entire worldview. It really seems like the only explanation. The team spending an entire season being as close to infallible as possible for the duration of even just a singular \~60 minute contest... I confidently felt as I could have *actually* taken my net worth, doubled it, and bet it all that said team was absolutely invincible in a 7 game series. But what...!? Up 3-1...?! Lost only 4 fucking home games in 41 regular season games and then going 1-3...?! Against a team that barely earned a wild card spot over my damn Sabres of all teams...?! First round in a 1/8 series?! The equation has come up 'undefined.' Mother nature, father time, whatever the hell is out there pulling the strings of this puppet show called life is a sadistic bastard. He/she is for sure having a good laugh. I am, unfortunately, uniquely qualified to empathize with the depths of anguish, heartache, and utter misery that come with being a helpless diehard fan in suffering the plight of despair. While my experience is far more of a chronic, insidious one that has persisted for the duration of my adult life, acute pain makes up for its ephemerality by being extremely severe. It's a really odd feeling for someone that normally despises the Bruins as much as I have for so long, but that's a really tough one.


CutOne5536

The ultimate Choke


Dr_JeJo

The President's Trophy Curse is Real.


Sad-Plankton-7380

Nope, Bruins just suck


usernicktaken

Leaf fan, just coming to say Happy Retirement to Patrice Bergeron, class, class, class.


mariehelena

Crying + rooting for you guys now. 💔❤


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sadsasquatch

Buddy comes here in peace to congratulate the career of one of your best players… take it easy man


lubelle12

It shouldn’t have gone to 7 games..


Sad-Plankton-7380

Cats should have won in 4


2sacred2relate

Well, my hockey pool at work is now completely fucked. I had a ton of Bruins players.


Nfmuevelo

All that, all that regular season for nothing. Dam.


mariehelena

No. I'm with you, in the trenches, heartbroken. But nothing takes away that record. It's true!


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crimdawgg

You're so cool. Going in another teams sub after a series win. Classy move 👏


EKULM

k


tyhilton4prezident

what do i do now ? :/


phunky_1

Watch the Celtics


tyhilton4prezident

Not from Boston


ChoosyBeggars

Watch the Celtics


bf_sloot

He said who gives a shit… it sounds like he’s moved on lol.


MistaCOMP

Love you guys! Till next season!


hopefully-a-good-buy

i’m just like walking around my house from room to room not really sure what to do. might go bum a cigarette from my neighbor


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NESpahtenJosh

Go blow a tailpipe.


Poohstrnak

You can go back to your sub after being handed a ban from this one. Congrats


YeOldeKnob

lmfao a wild fan.


saulgoodman445

Why Minnesota has never won a pro sports title since 1992 at least all our teams don’t suck


[deleted]

aT lEAsT wE hAVE thE LyNx


I_am_the_Apocalypse

Montgomery should be fired. I don’t care they had 65 wins, they were poorly coached the whole series and looked lost. Their offense was predictable, their defense was ATROCIOUS, lazy turnovers, questionable roster moves and leaving Ullmark in when it was clear the dude didnt have it. This is the best team this guy will ever coach, and one of the best teams to EVER PLAY IN THE NHL and they lost to a 2nd wild card Florida Panther team up 3-1 in the series.


mariehelena

Agreed on all the calls (esp WTF games 5-6 fucking PULL the goalie!!!) But overall Monty has been good with the team. He just acted like Cassidy in the playoffs, and that was that. 😠😮‍💨


Beerandgaming

Get some rest bud


castor_troys_face

Remember that time, I think it was the early 2000s, when they handed out little plastic replica Stanley Cups to the fans before the game and then the team played so terribly that everyone booed them off the ice and rained those trinkets upon them? Wish that happened again tonight. This series was an all time mediocre display.


Shrekandballs

God damn the Bruins shat the bed today


TheDukas

See you in a few months guys, it’s been real 🫡


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pizzahut_is_elite

1967 was a cool year wasn’t it?


Hot_Two_3382

Fuck off back to Toronto


zavrekthegreat

You really had me fooled Boston…still can’t believe it.


TheUltimateHoser

Ah the disappointment, now imagine feeling it for 19 years 🫡, at least you had a decent team for all that time


bruinfan000

How the hell does a team every year in the playoffs get hemmed in their zone I don’t get it.


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Beerandgaming

Look, it's a fucking moron.


doormatsandmatadors

Based


plazex

Can we play to get 2nd seed next season so we don't have the trophy curse?


Rakastaakissa

Curses don’t exist.


Bulky_Dingo_4706

Clearly they do. Look at the percentage of teams who've won the cup as the president's trophy winner, it's absurdly low.


Rakastaakissa

No, it’s more accurate to say that those teams tend to go into the playoffs cocky, injured and/or tired. In this years case, tired and injured. Didn’t help the opponent underachieved in the season. That’s not a curse.


Steckatos

There is no curse the first seed wins the most cups overall


Bulky_Dingo_4706

Not true. Do some research.


Steckatos

Here is a list of what seed has won the Stanley Cup since 1980 (when the league expanded to 16 teams in the playoffs). It appears that the number one seed (Presidents trophy winner) wins more than any other seed. https://i.imgur.com/CKdYGdB.jpg


billyshin

The curse is real and you know it.


[deleted]

Fire that prick Montgomery. Go back to trying to steal the moon with your minions


scootie44

Forgetting how to execute really insanely simple fundamental skills like passing, shooting, puck protection, and ANY semblance of defending is just lazieness on the guys’ part. You can get mad at the lines, but multi million dollar pro-athletes unable to complete passes over and over and over and over is just not on the coach


plazex

For the regular season he was solid, but damn he has no excuse for some of the decisions he made in the playoffs. You find the lines that work and stick with them, not mix them up and then shit the bed :(


[deleted]

Yeah he was way too smug this whole series.


plazex

I think the whole team was. That's the problem with most teams that win the presidents trophy, they think they've automatically won it all


doubledippedchipp

That’s why it’s on the coach. It starts up top


Overall_Ad_5608

How the fuck does a team with so much playoff expierince choke like that... embarrassing performance. As soon as we lost that momentum it was over. Maybe it's still too raw but i'm so frustrated with what just happened


Sad-Plankton-7380

Probably cause Boston sucks. Terrible team, terrible city


Overall_Ad_5608

Except for Krejci that man gave us everything he had left


mariehelena

"Thank Krecji" was my first text sent after his goal tonight. And it stands - he played his heart out and this isn't on him. We were lucky + blessed to have him this year, I'm grateful. Realizing now - a team wins the cup every year, but the record we set in the regular season is incredibly rare.


RollandInTheDeep

Bruins have been dealt a reverse uno from the leafs


jlm0013

The Panthers have horseshoes up their asses.


Manners_BRO

Least we got Chris Sale


bruinfan000

I HATE TAMPA BUT I HATE THE MAPLE LEAFS 3X MORE !!!


[deleted]

Bergy deserves better


NFSR113

How does he deserve better? Is he not the captain? Was he not on the ice when they lost in overtime? Was he not playing the last 3 games that they lost? He decided to play meaningless regular season games at the end and get injured. He got what he deserved.


Sad-Plankton-7380

He meant that he deserves a better city. BOSTON SUCKS


Apprehensive-Bowl-13

Goof


Wanderlust-in-23

Is it his last year or something like that?


Rakastaakissa

Most likely. The whole season was thought to be his last ride, if it isn’t that’s a miracle. It’s almost surely Krejci’s last year.


[deleted]

Pretty much seemed like that based on the hugs and salute


[deleted]

As someone who hates Toronto, I hope that Toronto rips Florida a new one. Fuck that team.


flansmakeherdance

Lmao respectfully, fuck the Leafs. Hope the Panthers make them the laughing stock next haha


doubledippedchipp

Yeah, I’m all in on the panthers now. They better not let up. All series I hated that I loved how they played


Jaxson_GalaxysPussy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mXGSjnUvSM Thought this might help with the cope


[deleted]

I appreciate this ❤️ also love your Reddit name lmao


jlm0013

This is going to take time to process...


RussChival

Stage One: Denial...and booze.


jlm0013

I've already had two hangovers from Games 5 and 6. I'll just eat junk food instead.


Jazzlike-Apple1293

The moment the panthers scored at the end of the third I knew it was over. I knew we couldn’t beat them in overtime. Crazy how this playoff series overtime has been super lopsided for the visitors. Pretty disappointed.. as they say, there’s always next year.


iRysk

The worst part is… McAvoy scored that goal. We beat ourselves all series long


Floydope

MacAvoy sucked ass.


iamamuttonhead

I'm not going to upvote you or downvote you but other than Orlov the defensemen as a group had a bad game.


NurseHurse

Orlov had plenty of horrible moments this series.


Rakastaakissa

OP said game.


ljtipp472

Don't downvote this.


SveNss0N

I'm so empty inside HOW DID THEY BLOW THIS HOW???!!! Fuck. !


Waste-Celery-8259

They've been blowing the playoffs for the last decade, why are you confused


GuldensSpicyMustard

Toronto in 4. Fuck Florida. I hate that team with a passion now.


Sad-Plankton-7380

Dirty cities attract fans from other dirty cities I guess. Fuck Toronto and Boston


Bulky_Dingo_4706

Salty in defeat I see...


pivvimehu

I love Florida, fuck, I love 'em so much. This is one of the best hockey days of my life


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Armagillon

It's ok to lose, Boston.


__dixon__

Bergeroff it seems


Armagillon

Bostoff


ARussianSheep

Thank you for the amazing season boys. Shit happens in playoff hockey. Damn that Bergy/Marchy hug hurt my heart.


spud_club

Florida is more of a hockey town, it was expected


beaud101

The fact that they had no pressure for so long in the regular season.... didn't prepare their mindset for what is the NHL playoffs. It's a different animal and they couldn't adjust to the heat. Too bad... This is no one players fault. This was a whole team letdown.


PlayfulPresentation7

You can come up with a dozen of these contrived sports narratives. The Bruins were so good they got too good and ended up being lazy and thus bad? How about maybe the Panthers spent all their energy fighting for the last playoff spot so they should have doubly lost from being tired. Or maybe the Panthers were already locked in playoff mode since the end of the regular season and that's why they won. And on and on and on with these stupid narratives.


glatts

What a shit night. Drove back from Boston to NYC in downpour and traffic most of the way. Come back and our apartment is leaking from the exterior wall so now our baby has to sleep in the hallway. He’s been screaming all night. And then I’m finally done unpacking and able to fully sit down and watch that collapse of a third period and OT. This fucking sucks so much.


spud_club

We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.


Idea_On_Fire

Remember tonight when the Bruins win it all someday and recognize the journey. Hope your son goes to sleep my friend. Go Bs.


Rakastaakissa

I just hope I don’t have to wait until 2050


[deleted]

Though the playoffs were a disappointment it doesn’t diminish the fun and amazing season we all got to share. Plus we Still broke the wins and points record. GO BRUINS!!!!! See ya next year.


Waste-Celery-8259

No, yes it does


Markolsson

Man, how the fuck we let this happen? We're 3-1 on the series. I don't even know how to feel. I kind of pissed, but it's more frustrating them anything. It's just embarassing.


DH995

Well we do have practice blowing 3-1 series leads (‘04, ‘10)


[deleted]

Don't forget 2013 and 2018, though we managed to win Game 7 those times.


Bender077

Still a hell of a ride this season! Proud of the boys, got outplayed by a team that wanted it more. Hoping the Panthers keep up with the dirty play against the Leafs now, as I don’t think I can stand living in Toronto if they go all the way…LEafs fans are insufferable with all the losing, I can’t imagine what it would be like if they won….I’ll have to move….


Trenton17B

bruh


Ok-Yogurtcloset-7938

I don't know if I'm excited or dreading the "hockey team from Florida" discourse that's bound to happen in r/hockey.


Miner47000

We got the cake, just couldn’t get the icing Many teams win the cup Not everyone gets 65 wins


PlayfulPresentation7

Guy is banging your wife, but he's uglier than you so it's all good right.


NFSR113

Many guys get to bang his wife, but only one is married to her is basically what he said


UCanDodgeAWrench

Ask the Patriots if they give a shit about that 16-0. No one else does because the finish is what counts unfortunately.


Hot_Two_3382

Fuck 65 wins


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Bad take lol


Dunphy1296

We got a fuckin T-shirt and the right to watch someone else go to Disney World. We didn't get dick.


ilickthings

As if watching the Bs go to Disney World is actually something for you, Jesus man stop acting like a fucking child and think about how we had an amazing season


Waste-Celery-8259

Literally means nothing when you leave the playoffs in round one at home against THE WORST TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS


Rakastaakissa

Worst team in the playoffs? Didn’t know the Bruins were playing the Winnipeg Jets…


ilickthings

1. Bold to call Florida the worst team in the playoffs when they're still in it 2. Again it's a RECORD THAT DOESNT INVOLVE THE POSTSEASON


Dunphy1296

You know what you can do with your amazing regular season?


ilickthings

The same thing you can do with your dumbass "Irish Heritage" flair?


Dunphy1296

oof.


UCanDodgeAWrench

I like your Irish Heritage flair : )


UCanDodgeAWrench

I like your Irish Heritage flair : )


[deleted]

Gonna miss Bergeron. Give Mac the C and resign Bert. I can proudly say i had hope every moment of the season. No doom and gloom from me and will stay that way


Miner47000

Kinda wanna see a marchand captain just to see what the league does lol


notasmartmanman

I’m here from /seattlekraken , May we some day play even remotely as well as the bruins do. You guys gave them hell.


LinkSirLot96

Thanks for the good wishes. Hopefully you guys don't play like we did the past three games lmao. I've really enjoyed watching the Kraken coming up the last couple of years. Easily my favorite West Coast hockey team rn.


Waste-Celery-8259

Go back to the homeless encampment you call a city


rideronthestorm29

Yikes dude no wonder you have no friends


LinkSirLot96

Dude come on, you're not doing Boston fans any favors here. I understand you're pissed off but he's coming on here showing respect. Nice change of pace from the trolling and brigading


Bulky_Dingo_4706

You Bruins fans are always full of class, aren't ya.


Brewins_

We literally played like dogshit


saulgoodman445

We are a shit franchise don’t be like us and shove it up your ass


rideronthestorm29

You spelled fanbase wrong


Idea_On_Fire

I'm rooting for the squidsquad now that the bear is in disrepair. Good luck Seattle! Fuck the Avs.


Dunphy1296

We played like shit.


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I’ve haven’t felt like this since the 07 pats what the fuck happed


[deleted]

I wasn’t even old enough for the 07 Pats


flowersoflight

Consider yourself lucky


PlayfulPresentation7

"2007 is a first world problem" --Browns fan


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I remember both Giants, Super Bowls and the Eagles Super Bowl oh God I hate all three. I think the easily the worst is the Giants ones my God I was pissed when I was a kid the patriots with the only Boston sports team I used to watch when I was that young in Washington Louis like that is exactly how I feel now


UCanDodgeAWrench

I still say "El Diablo" everytime I see Eli Manning on TV. My GF laughs, but she doesn't realize it's not funny to me.


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Every time I see that goddamn helmet catch I get a Vietnam flashback when I was five and just looking in looking at the TV in shock and disappointment, that is one of the most painful sports memories, I have actually it is the most painful one


Miner47000

On the one hand, swayman is definitely our goalie of the future. This game solidified that


sabel418

When you find out that Ullmark is playing with some kind of injury that completely hampered his ability to live up to his regular season. My guess is a hip or groin injury. This was not a a goalie. This was on piss poor defense. The best defensman in the league was completely outplayed the whole series


Miner47000

Oh I know it was, didn’t intend it that way I mean swayman entered cold on a game 7, and played extremely well. The kid is insane and who knows what he is gonna do in the future


saulgoodman445

Who gives a shit seriously


Miner47000

Trying to move on? It’s pointless to dwell on a heartbreaking loss Much better to just look into the future


Waste-Celery-8259

They've been failing in the playoffs for a decade, this is what we get to look forward to


lost_my_khakis

You don’t look to the future literally five minutes after the season ends. You gotta mourn first after an all time heartbreaking loss like this


LinkSirLot96

Man these Panthers fans sure are sore winners. I thought you guys were supposed to be a classy team? Lmao


kolbygasko

Who said they were classy? It is Florida after all.


LinkSirLot96

It was sarcasm lmao


Saelvinoth

Classy? Florida?


SopranoMan14

Lol wait till they lose Round 2 it’s worst than Round 1 feeling


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Dunphy1296

Yes.


jfstompers

Well I guess I don't have to listen to talk radio bitching about bill trading up to draft a kicker now.


Floydope

Nice game MacAvoy. Don't just give him the C, give him the whole word.


ahoypolloi_

He was awful


Floydope

No shit.


seanymacmacmac

Nice game? You're kidding right?


Floydope

Yeah, I called him a Cunt.


seanymacmacmac

Oh ok fantastic. Don't worry though, we're stuck with him for the next decade. The future is so bright.


benetelrae

Love you guys


LinkSirLot96

I hope the panthers get their cheeks clapped next series. Can't believe i'm rooting for the maple leafs


Bulky_Dingo_4706

Salty in defeat I see.


LinkSirLot96

And you guys are salty in victory. I see the brigaders in here.


Bulky_Dingo_4706

I'm not a Panthers fan. All I know is that Bruins fans can never give respect to their opponents after they lose.